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"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony" Reverend Skinner recited.

"Yo Rev can we hurry this up a bit there are Martinis waiting" mom yelled.

"Mom" I yelled back.

"Sorry continue" she waved.

"Lorelai really where are your manners" grandma said quite loudly.

"What all I'm saying is that if I have to watch my daughter marry her cousin I want a drink" mom shrugged.

"Fine Lorelai we will stop the ceremony so you can get a drink" grandpa intervened.

"Oh no it's ok I don't want to be rude" mom decided.

"This is the strangest town" Jess shook his head.

"Lorelai I will cut to the chase" Reverend Skinner smiled.

"Thank you" she smiled back ten times as bright.

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"I think we are the only people in the world other than your mother that had and wanted a Willy Wonka themed wedding" I whispered in my wife's ear as we danced.

"It's a Gilmore thing" she looked over at her disgusted grandmother "actually it's more of a mother daughter thing" she laughed.

She was beautiful when she laughed. After our first dance she left. I'm not sure where she went. She said she wasn't feeling well. I hope she's ok.

"Hey where'd Rory go" Lorelai asked "she didn't pull a run away bride on you did she."

"No she just said she wasn't feeling well"

"Looks like someone's not going to have a very happy honeymoon" she laughed "I'll go check on her" she left. Then Luke walked over.

"Is everything ok" he asked.

"Yes it's fine jeez she leaves for a minute and everyone thinks she ran off with an Oompa Loompa" I was getting angry "does everyone really still think we're going to fail."

"Whoa chill I heard Rory wasn't feeling well I just wanted to make sure she was ok" he smiled a little.

"Oh yeah she's fine I think Lorelai just went to go check on her" I calmed down "sorry for snapping at you."

"It's ok so did you know that your wedding reception was going to be just like mine" he asked.

"You mean with dancing orange men and a really tall guy in a purple robe with huge amounts of candy laying around" I said "of course I married a Gilmore didn't I."

"Yea I think Lorelai made that quite clear with the cousin comment" he laughed.

"Yea did she ever get that drink" I asked.

He shook his head "she just had a few Jell-O shots."

"Does she know that's really just Jell-O" I asked.

"No I thought I'd have a little fun and watch her take it away from all the little kids."

"Please mister that mean lady took it away" a little boy begged the bartender to give him another Jell-O.

Luke motioned for him to give it to him and he did. Soon there was a line of little kids trying desperately to get another Jell-O.

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"You are not smushing that in my face" I said.

"Why not" Jess asked.

"Because you will get it on my dress and I'll look like I can't eat" I dropped a carrot on myself.

"You can't" he laughed.

"Mean" he put some icing on my nose.

"Why are you eating carrots anyways" he asked.

"I like carrots" I said.

"Rory the jawbreaker cracked Lizzie's tooth" Lily said.

"Why did you bite it" I asked Lizzie.

"I thought it was a gum ball."

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"Is it too late to object" Kirk ran through the wedding pavilion Lorelai had put up in the Dragonfly's yard.

"Why would you want to object Kirk" Lorelai asked.

"Oh I don't I just love the tension of it" he smiled then ripped off his shirt. Rory turned her head.

"Ew I can see all of his bones" she squealed.

"There go the pants" I turned around.

"This is a strange town" Rory smiled "I'm going to miss it."

"We can come back whenever you want" I told her.

"Good I think our kid is going to want to see it's grandparent's" she smiled.