This is The Second Chapter, of my second Fanfiction. I hope you like it,

The Reason War

Chapter 2

Ok, I'm going to pause the story again,

You can see now that our friend Draco Malfoy, is trying to break the rules of Hogwarts...no wait, LIFE!

He's doing this by asking Kay Parker to go on a date with him (if that's what you'd like to call it)

It's a bet, but still, it just doesn't happen. Whether it's a real date or a fake date. Heck they can't even go on a date if they get the parts in a play.

IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY...right?

As soon as Draco Malfoy arrived back at the Slytherin Common Room, there was an owl on the window that was looking at him,

He saw a letter attached to its leg, walked over, removed it and read it (he didn't really give a fat rat's ass if it was for him)

It was.

Reason 1: You hate me

Reason 2: You hate my friends

Reason 3: You hate Gryffindor

Reason 4: You hate the fact that I'm a half-blood

Reason 5: You pretty much hate the whole friggen world

There, I do believe that's 5 to...Oh, gee. You don't have any,

-Parker

He read over the letter with a frown on his face,

"Dammit! She's already got a head start," he said under his breath, "OW! Bloody hell!"

Malfoy sucked on his finger where Kay's owl had bit him and then continued reading the letter

P.S. Crakhead here really doesn't like people with hair as bright as yours named Malfoy...this is no fault of my own... Well, maybe a little,

"Bloody chicken," he said to Crakhead, "I swear to god if you bite me one more time I'll bake you and feed you to Goyle,"

Malfoy took a quill out of his bag and turned the letter over to write on the back,

Reason 1: I have god like looks

Reason 2: You're not all bad

Reason 3: I'd prefer not to tell girls that I'm a pretty little girl

Reason 4: It would greatly damage my social life

Reason 5: You hate the world as much as I do so we have something in common,

Reason 6: If Blaise wins, I'll be forced to kill myself

You. Just. Got. Beat.

-Malfoy

P.S. Tell your psychotic chicken/owl/hell spawn to stop biting me or It'll be stir fried next time I see it,

He carefully attached the letter to Crakhead's leg and threw him out of the window, before walking upstairs to the seventh year boy dormitory, loosening his tie on the way up,

Kay didn't reply that night and Draco wondered if she was going to give up already,

'I thought she was stronger than that,' he thought to himself on the way to breakfast the next day,

"Hey Zabini," Malfoy said, sitting next to him and putting food on his plate,

"This is for you. I was told not to say who it's from," Blaise said, handing Malfoy a letter,

Malfoy already had a sure fire idea who'd given it to him, and glared at the Gryffindor table as he opened it to see Kay glaring back before returning to her conversation,

Malfoy,

Reason 6: I can barely think of one because I'm laughing to hard at your first reason...Oh, here's one: You're arrogant

Reason 7: Oh please, I"M SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!

Reason 8: I can't wait to see you have to tell girls you are a pretty little girl

Reason 9: You barely have a social life

Reason 10: That's true but I hate you

Reason 11: I already like Blaise better (Ha! Ha!)

You couldn't beat me if I gave you directions and a head start,

-Parker

"Oh she is so going down," Malfoy said taking out a quill and shoving his plate out of the way and writing on the parchment angrily,

Parker (We're greeting each other...this is new)

Reason 7: If anyone's out of anyone's league, I'm out of yours. So ere go, you'd be lucky to go with me

Reason 8: I have more of a social life than you do, which means if you went to the ball with me, it would greatly improve yours

Reason 9: I hate you too but I'm willing to look past that

Reason 10: No you don't, you like me better and you and I both know it

Reason 11: If you go with me, you might actually get laid for the first time in your life...if you're lucky

Reason 12: I'm not going to have to tell anyone I'm a pretty little girl because I think you know you WANT it!

If I can't beat you, then how come I just did and I didn't need any directions...and I'm pretty sure you got the head start,

-Malfoy

Malfoy folded the sheet of paper, set it on the table, took out his wand and did a small spell so that it disappeared,

"What was that?" Blaise asked, looking confused as the paper vanished,

"Watch where Parker's sitting," he said, nodding in Kay's direction,

Blaise did and sure enough, Kay was opening up a folded piece of paper and reading it,

"Why are you writing to Parker?" he asked,

"No reason," Draco shrugged then continued eating,

Please R&R because I need to know how the stories are,

Quinn