The Living Doll

OK edit it slightly as in took out my annoying author notes and tried to get Itachi and Sasuke more in charter through subtle changes. Any assistant is much appreciated.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto…I probable wouldn't like the series…

Chapter 2: First Kiss


Last Time

The boy, now awoken from his slumber, turned to Sasuke rubbing his eye with one hand like a cat as if he is trying to wake up. "Good morning." He said in a sleepy adorable voice before he yawned and stretched, causing Sasuke to blush and twitch at his nonchalance.

The boy mumbled something to himself before he looked up at Sasuke again. He tilted his head to the side close his eyes as a huge grin spread across his face as he asked, "Hi, My names Naruto! What's yours?"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Sasuke shouted as he pointed at the strange boy, his cold exterior forgotten from the shock of waking to finding a complete stranger in his bed. (AN: Theirs my excuse for him being out of charter.)

"…I just told you I'm Naruto." The blonde hair boy stated in a confused voice.

"How did you even get in here?" Sasuke asked in a slightly softer voice, still loud though, giving up on getting a straight answer for the first question. 'Wait a second…I've heard that name before…but where?'

"What are you talking about? You brought me here…" Naruto stated, more confused than ever, an adorable childlike expression of confusion crossed his face.

That when it hit him, '…That doll.' He looked around the room and sure enough it was no where to be seen. "Like my life wasn't screwed up enough as it was…" he mumbled to himself as he put his hand to his forehead as he felt the headache coming on. 'How the hell can that even happen??'

"What was that" asked Naruto who had gotten up from the bed and was an inch way from Sasuke's face.

Sasuke almost blushed at the closeness of the boy, but instead pushed him harshly away as he muttered out a, "It was nothing." He shook his head and moved back to his bed lying down pulling the covers over himself.

"Um… what are you doing?" Naruto asked as he moved to stand over Sasuke.

"I'm going back to bed. It's obvious that I'm having some screwed up dream because of the combination of the arcade closing and Itachi coming home." Sasuke said as he closed his eyes again.

'What a weirdo…' Naruto thought as he stared at the strange boy for awhile. When it became obvious that he wasn't going to get up any time soon he jumped onto the bed, sat on Sasuke's stomach, and pinched his cheek.

Sasuke bolted up about to yell at him but forgot how close the boy was, and their lips locked instead, leaving both boys to have shocked expressions as they quickly separated. Sasuke rubbed his hand across his lips with a disgusted look on his face as Naruto as making gagging noise like a little kid who just ate something disgusting.

"What the hell is going on in here?" Itachi decided to step in at the perfect moment and judging by his superior smirk Sasuke knew he had seen the accidental kiss.

'Great…what else can possibly happen today…?'


"So let me get this straight, you are a doll out of an old machine…" Itachi paused and gave Naruto a funny look as Naruto nodded. "… and Sasuke brought you home from this machine…" Itachi paused again as he turned and grinned at his brother as Sasuke decided to ignore them both in anger and eat his cereal. "…and during the night you turned into a human but you got cold and decided to get in the bed with Sasuke and cuddle for warmth." Itachi finished with a perverted gleam in his eyes but Naruto, beginning the native fool he is, just nodded happily.

"All right, if you two are done I'm going to head off to school." Sasuke stated as he slammed his hands onto to the table to get their attention. He grabbed his bowl throwing it carelessly into the sink, grabbed his book bag and headed towards the door, the whole time having Naruto tail him.

"Sasuke what's school? Can I go too?" Naruto said with a whimsical look on his face at the idea of an adventure, just as Sasuke was about to open the door.

"No, you are staying here, so stop fallowing me!" Sasuke shouted as he slammed the door on Naruto's face.

"Sasuke's a meany…" Naruto pouted as he kicked the door before leaning against it to slide down to the floor.

"Do you want to go to school that badly…?" Itachi questioned from his spot at the table, shocking Naruto for he forgot the man was even in the room.

"…Yeah." Naruto said still pouting.

"Well I suppose I could help you… but you'll have to do something for me in return." Itachi offered with a mysterious gleam in his eyes.

Naruto eyes brightened visibly as he nodded his agreement.


Yeah I'm just gonna leave it there. And updates are going to be a bit slower because now I can only get on the computer at 5 in the morning for an hour at the most. I had this story written out till this chapter and one fourth of the third one because I honestly didn't think I'd get further than that… but if you guys are nice and review I'm sure I'll get though the next chap. I'll promise the next one will be much longer than this one. Oh and ideas and criticism are more than welcome! Thank you very much for your reviews wither they were long and helpful or short and sweet I love them all so much!!