Well I'm back. I'm actually really happy right now because when ever I write a story no matter wither it was a fan fiction or an original story I've always stopped at chapter 2. It was kind of a problem because I'd either get bored with the story line or I'd just get an idea for the ending and write it down and then in my mind I was done, hopefully I won't do that with this one. Oh and the reason Itachi and Sasuke took the news about Naruto so well is because… well their Uchiha and they do not express those emotions. A lot of you actual wanted me to have Naruto cross-dress to get in the school but I just can't do that…I just can't deprive Sasuke of sharing the PE locker room with Naruto. Oh and BewareofTornado thanks for the offer to be my beta but I'm not for sure what a beta is … Oh and sorry about all the AN's I promise not to do that anymore but the only reason I do it to begin with is because I lack self-confidence. Growing up in a small town and if you don't have a certain last name you all but invisible to everyone.
Disclaimer: … honestly the yaoi in the story would be much more noticeable than watered down version that is the book if I owned this series.
Chapter 3: Average Day
Last Time
"Do you want to go to school that badly…?" Itachi questioned from his spot at the table, shocking Naruto for he forgot the man was even in the room.
"…Yeah." Naruto said still pouting.
"Well I suppose I could help you… but you'll have to do something for me in return." Itachi offered with a mysterious gleam in his eyes.
Naruto eyes brightened visibly as he nodded his agreement.
"Well we better get you ready then!" Itachi stated with a sly smile as he took Naruto by the shoulders and led him back towards the Sasuke's room. As soon as they entered the room Itachi went over to a set of doors on the left side of the room Naruto had not noticed and opened them to reveal the closet. Their was surprising little cloths in their, a few uniforms which were the standard navy blue button up suit out fit, (AN: Like the ones from Kyo Kara Maoh!) and maybe five t-shirts and three blue jeans.
Ignoring the other clothes, Itachi grabbed one of the uniforms. "Here try this on so I can see what kind of adjustments need to be made. Take it while I go make a few phone calls. I'll be back in a minute." He said as he pushed the clothes into Naruto's arms and walked out of the room, not noticing the utterly clueless look on Naruto's face.
Naruto looked slowly down at the cloth in his arms, feeling the silky material before something caught his eye.
"What are the shiny gold things for?"
At School
Sitting in the third row closest to the window Sasuke sat, thinking. 'Maybe I went to hard on him…I mean living him with Itachi…' Sasuke sighed pointy ignoring the people walking in as a few people, mostly girls, surrounded him, trying to start a conversion. 'I'm just…so confused at what the hells going on.'
"Sasuke-sama I was wondering…" a pink haired girl paused as she blushed, trying to find the courage to talk to the great Sasuke.
Before she could continue though Sasuke gave her one of his darkest glares, causing her to be frightened but wanting to swoon at the same time. She quickly backed down as she went to as did many others around his desk did to. A couple of minutes later, when the teacher walked in, the rest of them quickly found their seats as to not get yelled at by the strict teacher.
'It's going to be a long day…'
"Alright can do…yeah…alright so tomorrow it is…right thank you again." Itachi mumbled through the phone conversation, using the fake phone voice of course, and then he hung up the phone and walked down the hall wall and knocked on the door. "Naruto, how you doing in their?"
"…Help" He heard the muffled whine through the door and quickly jerked the door open.
He eminently regrets doing so when his sight fell on the blond boy. Naruto was standing their with the top of the uniform on with out it being buttoned his same white t-shirt; he was also no longer wearing his goggles. The thing that got Itachi was not his state of undress but the look on the blonde's face; he was standing with his arms up in the air as the sleeves, which were way too big, folded over and frustrated tears rolled down his face.
He suddenly turned those big blue eyes towards Itachi and his breath caught in his throat and he gazed in to their depths. "Itachiii! How am I supposed to wear this and what the heck are those other things you gave me." He stated in the most whinny voice Itachi had possibly ever heard as he pointed towards the pants of the uniform that was on the bed.
'…Alright, utterly adorable to the point it should be a crime but the most annoying creature I have ever met.' Itachi thought as he concentrated on making sure his eye didn't start to twitch. "Fine I'll help. I honestly didn't think you were this stupid…"
"I'm not stupid!"
After school
Sasuke looked at he front door with dread, not really ready to go in and face the fact that his brother was home and well… that Naruto even existed…He had finished mental preparing himself and was about to turn the knob when the blare of a car horn cut him off. 'What the hell.'
"Sasuke!" the blond boy shouted as he jumped from the open car door.
His eye briefly twitching as he saw what the boy wore. "Why the hell are you wearing my cloths?"
"Well, we couldn't have gone to the mall with him wearing that shirt and nothing else now could we." Itachi stated in a sweet voice as he brought bags out of the car. "But if it makes you fell better he not wearing your boxers." he stated in a suggesting tone as he raised his eyebrows.
"Ok, Naruto why don't you go put on your new cloths before Sasuke has a conniption fit." Itachi said as he gave Naruto a gentle push through the door and past a shocked Sasuke.
After five minutes of him standing their like that Itachi closed the door on him.
He stood their for another ten minutes with one word going through out his head…Commando?
"Sasuke, please open the door." Naruto whined into the door. Sasuke had realized where he had been planning on sleeping about an hour ago and had promptly ran to his bed and locked the door.
The only response Naruto got was a muffled "sleep on the couch" and Sasuke turning his music up louder.
"Naruto? What are you doing in the hallway?" Itachi suddenly asked as he walked out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, surrounded in steam, hair down and wet.
"Itachi! Sasuke locked me out of the room and won't let me in." He whined as tears welled up in his eyes.
"That's all right Naruto you can sleep with me!"
Not two seconds after the words left his lips and the door to Sasuke's room a throw open. He grabbed Naruto in a head lock and dragged him back into the room with a shout directed at Itachi as he slammed the door in his face.
After a few seconds of staring at the door Itachi's face twitched into a grin as he fought off laughter. He walked down the hallway still shaking his head in controlled amusement.
Next Chapter I promise that Naruto will be off to school I just didn't want it to seem unrealistic and him popping up in class without the proper papers filled out…I have problems. Plus today our school just started up again but we're moved over to the new building, yeah in the middle of the year pretty stupid huh, so I can make Naruto being in the new environment of the school more realistic! Oh and everyone has heard the fake phone voice before and anyone notice how no one says good-bye any more? I'm serious they just hang up the phone and your talking to the tone dial for another fifteen minutes before you realize it. And everyone seems to think that Itachi is going to be very perverted… Let's leave it at that. Shifty Eyes Sorry the wait was so long and the chapter so short. I'll try my best, wish me luck, and please review!
