Disclaimer: Howdy…sorry it took so long to update. cry My computer was being stupid for about a month! cry well…don't own HP or LOZ, so on with the show!

Point of no Return!!!

"What do you mean that you don't know how to get back?!!!!" yelled Link at Dumbledore.

"You're going to have to search for information in our lib-" Dumbledore said smoothly but was quickly interrupted.

"I don't wanna look through you're stinkin' library!!!!" yelled Link causing Navi to hide in his hat.

"How about this…" Dumbledore began.

"WHAT?!!!" growled Link.

"Please let me finish," said Dumbledore trying to calm the raging Hyalian. "We need a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and you seem free enough to be able to do it while you search for a way back home. You will have free room and board with your own office to decorate in your own personal way. We have the most extensive library in any school in the country, so please feel free to do all the research you need."

"Errrr…well…what do you think we should do Navi?" Asked Link indecisively.

"I say we take his offer." She said peeping out of the brim of his overlarge hat. "It would be a good idea to maybe do some research on the sword of the goddesses if they have it."

Link heaved a sigh. "Alright…I'll take your offer."

"Thank you very much, Professor…Errrr…" Said Dumbledore happily holding out his hand.

"Ummm…Kokiri…Professor Kokiri." Shrugged Link taking the headmaster's hand. Everyone started to whisper excitedly about the sudden signing of the DADA teacher. The girls of all the tables started to talk of how hot he was while all the boys started to wonder what the Sword of the Goddesses was.

Sorry this is such a short chapter. I just need to get this up and running. Please do not filet me alive…okay…thanks!

D.Seifer