Disclaimer: HOLY CRAP!!! I JUST GOT A BUTT LOAD OF REVIEWS FROM ONE CHAPTER!!! THAT IS SO RIGHTIOUSLY KICK A$$!!!!!! ::Sighs from disbelief:: …wow…I'm just on cloud nine!!! Thank you so much for the reviews! I was going to check my e-mail and check movie times for Electra but I put all that aside just because of all the reviews. Sorry once again it was so short. ::Bows many times and accidentally hits head on floor:: owwww…anyways…Thanks a lot for the reviews and this is just for you!!! ::Blows kisses and cries out that people love her:: (Yeah…I'm a girl…this name it to throw people off...like Zelda getting a sex change)
P.S. Don't own HP or LOZ…sorry.
"Home Sweet Home"
Link stumped into his new room and set his hat, swords, shield, and the rest of his inventory he somehow carried around with him on the desk before he flung himself on the feather pillowed mattress. He closed his eyes thinking about how crappy his life has become… sent to this hell hole by a sword that he just bought off of a stupid merchant and now has to teach little magic using brats how to defend themselves from who knows what…man…could it get any worse?
Dumbledore's office…
"Albus! What are you going to do? He will eventually find a way home!"
"I know Minerva…I know…" said Professor Dumbledore as he paced his study hurriedly, stroking his beard as his half moon shaped glasses flashed in the firelight. "I never had to do such a cruel trick to anyone before but for this year, we truly need a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in the light of the Dark Lord's return."
"But he's an innocent boy! He may have said I was incredibly wrinkly, but he's just a kid!" exclaimed Professor McGonagall, "No older that the students."
"Minerva…He must stay…"
"Why do you drag him in when he doesn't know the danger he is in by coming here and taking this job so he can just go home?!" She asked exasperatedly, almost to tears.
"He must stay here…I know it's wrong but he may be able to teach some skills no other would be able to teach the students for self-defense of a different kind! Plus I told him of everything that has to do with this job and he agreed. So no more questions!" Professor Dumbledore said hurriedly before McGonagall could speak again and walked into his office. She stood there staring where the headmaster was standing for what seemed an age, before walking back to her own office for the night.
Gryffindor Tower…
"Harry! You know this guy?!" asked Ron incredulously when Harry explained he was from a Muggles imagination only to find that Hermione (shockingly) knew him too.
"I don't know how he found out but" Harry began only to be interrupted by Ginny and Luna.
"Harry…isn't the new DADA teacher just the hottest guy ever?!" Ginny asked, her eyes slowly glazing over.
"I don't really want to answer that Ginny…I tend to be straight." Said Harry to the daydreaming red-haired girl, as she seemed not to notice his reply.
"I heard he was in a video game!" said Luna.
"Where did you ever hear that?" asked Ron sarcastically.
"My dad." Luna said simply.
"Ooooooohhhhh…Right…your dad." He replied. Thinking that for once Luna's dad got something right. Hermione looked at her watch and saw that it was 12:00.
"We talked way too long." She said to the others, "We need to got to bed." Ron gave a heaving yawn in reply and walked up the boy's staircase. Harry said goodnight and followed watching Hermione, Ginny, and Luna go up the girl's talking fervently of Professor Kokiri's handsome good looks.
Next day…
Link woke up to a raving fairy head-butting his forehead screaming to get up and get to the great hall. Link swatted at the annoying fly and hid under the covers. Navi wasn't about to give up. She went quietly to his ear and whispered:
"Link…Mido's proposing to Zelda." Link jumped out of bed and somehow already with his sword in had screaming for Mido to go to hell and many other unsavory things unfit for
"About time you woke up." She said, glaring at her green clad friend.
"Where is he?! I'll give him something to propose to!" he said angrily, "My fist!!!!" Link punched the air approximately where Mido's head would be.
"Link. That was just a way to get your lazy ass out of bed." Navi said angrily as she watched Link stare at her now feeling stupid. "Forget it. Just get dressed in those robes Dumbledore dropped off and get to the Great Hall." Navi flew out of the room.
"Hmph. She could have done something a little less disturbing." He grumbled, and later shuddered at the prospect of Zelda marrying Mido.
Great Hall…
Link walked into the double doors to find a huge feast. He stared as everyone stared back to see him wearing wizarding robes with the Master and Goddess Swords strapped to his back with his Hylian shield strapped over those. He wore a green shirt with some shabby jeans that Dumbledore gave him so he wouldn't walk in the Great Hall no wearing any pants. A unison sigh echoed from the girls of every house as Link walked slowly to his seat at the teacher's table. He eyed the teacher in the seat next to his. This one had extremely greasy hair and a particularly large nose. Link cringed at the fact that he probably never washed his hair in his life. He walked to Dumbledore and whispered in his ear.
"Do I have to sit next to Grease Lightning?" Link asked quietly, the teacher stared at him, somehow knowing that Link was talking about him. Dumbledore nodded and whispered that his name was Severus Snape. Link gave the teacher another glance, it was just too gross to imagine going near that head of head oil. He gathered all the courage he could muster and sat next to the grease ball.
"Hi." Said Link trying to break the awkward silence.
"Might I ask what you said to the headmaster about your seat?" Snape asked coldly, his dark eyes boring into Link's sapphire ones. Link started to pay extreme attention to the food in front of him. Snape's eyes started to flash dangerously.
"If I am correct, that it was something about my hair and my nose." He said acidly glaring terribly at the Hyalian.
"Goddesses! Why would I say something like that?!" asked Link quickly.
"You don't have to hide it," he said his cold eyes quickly getting angered by the minute. "I know you have an issue with me, what it is, I wouldn't know. Except I don't like it when twerps like you won't admit it."
"I'm not a twerp." Said Link indignantly, quickly starting to eat the food nearest to him. Snape sneered at him and started to eat as well. Link finished eating, took some bread with him for Navi and left only to be stopped by Dumbledore.
"Where are you going?"
"To your library." Replied Link. "I want to figure a way to get home." Dumbledore glanced at McGonagall to see her raise her gray eyebrows back at him in that this was bound to happen.
"…Very well." He said slowly. "But make sure that you get your classes planed for today."
"Erm…Wha?"
"See the three in the Gryffindor table?" Dumbledore asked.
"No."
"The ones with the black, brown, and red hair?"
"OH! Yeah."
"Go ask them to help you get a class schedule together."
D.S.: Hehehe…Dumbledore seems to be having evil plots to keep Link at Hogwarts for a year. Does he know how to getLinkbackhomebut not telling him? Will Snape get a nose job??? Will Link ever stop wearing a dress??? Sorry. Got off track
Link: IT'S A FRIGGIN' TUNIC!!! TU-NIC!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!! GRAARRGGHH!!!
D.S.: You're my slave. I will call it what I wish. So shut up and be a good slave. ::Link glares as D.S. take out fresh cookies from the oven and starts to eat them in front of him:: Thanks for reading! Please review!!!!!
