Disclaimer:

D.S.: Hey y'all! Waz up! This is yet another installment of Harry Potter and the Legend of Link! I'm so sorry that it took me so long to update on this stupid fic. Eh! Who cares? What's kinda scary is that some people actually like this! Eh…I love this song…I've got 1000 words from FFX-2 on my computer from long ago. (Starts singing terribly along with Yuna and Lynn)

Harry: D.S…. You need to stop that right now. (Ron and Hermione nod in unison) You're scaring everyone. (D.S. shrugs, puts on Yuna cosplay outfit, and starts singing again)

D.S.: -SUSPENDED ON SILVER WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGSSSSS!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and rest of HP cast: MY EEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSS! GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

D.S.: Eh…okay…on with the show! (Starts to hum to herself as she continues to listen to the song)


Harry Potter and the Legend of Link


Chapter 7: Link's Grand Attempt to Teach! A Change in the Curriculum! Part one!


Link walked up to Harry, Ron, and Hermione and nervously asked if they could follow him outside if they were done with their breakfast. (He hadn't eaten himself because he was afraid of the names that he discovered the day before; i.e. Shepard's pie. But he was floored at how "heartless" these humans were when it came to eating animals. In Kokiri Forest, he only ate fruits and berries! Animals were his friends! They even ate them for breakfast in little sausages!) Link briefly prayed to himself that the animals had a good reason to die and be cooked savagely by these round-eared people. Harry, Ron, and Hermione nodded, grabbed their bags, and followed Link out of the Great Hall.

"What's the matter, er, Professor?" asked Harry.

"Erm…Eh heh heh heh…this is weird." Mumbled Link.

"Do you not know how to do magic?" asked Hermione who was blushing furiously at Link's blonde, shy, cuteness.

"Eh…you could put it that way. I probably could learn as I go but I've got classes today and I don't have any plans for the kids!" Link sighed deeply thinking he was doomed to be laughed at by kids he didn't even know! Hermione saw what Link was going through, and got an idea.

"How about we help you plan out your classes!" said Hermione as it hit her. Harry, Ron, and Link stared at her as she started to get excited over making class plans for Link.

"Is there enough time?" Asked Harry.

"We?" asked Ron.

"Really? Could you do that?" asked Link.

"Yes, yes, yes, and yes." Said Hermione. "I have one question. Link, how are your study skills?"

"Erm…" said Link, putting his finger to his lips in thought as a memory came to him of when Zelda tried to give him some education…


"LINK! GET BACK HERE!" Screamed Zelda, as she chased Link down the hallway. Link jumped onto the rail of the staircase slid down to the first floor of the castle.

"I hate this stuff!" yelled Link as Zelda ran down the stairs to catch the Hero of Time. "It makes my head hurt!"

"You learned over 57 mathematical formulas in less than three minutes!" Zelda screeched as she flew off the stairs and landed in the hero's arms…there was an awkward silence. "How long are you going to hold me like this. The blood is rushing to my head." Link swiftly let her go, but she lost her balance and fell to the floor. Zelda got up, clutching the back of her head.

"Link! Hylians are capable of learning things right when they look at them! How do you think you learned all those songs just by listening to them only once?"

"Massive amounts of luck?"

"NO! You got a goddess given gift that is given to everyone of our blood and if you want to harness that then you will be able to come up with good strategies to use against your opponent! (She's coming up with one right now if you hadn't noticed yet)

"But my head hurts!" Zelda started to hiss, as she puffed up in anger. She growled loudly, grabbled Link's ear, and dragged him back to the tutoring room.

Three minutes later

Link glared as Zelda opened a book and smiled. "Alright! Time for your magic lessons!"

Link groaned as Zelda flipped through the chapters. "This one should be easy! Din's Meteor!" Link lost interest right after the word 'Din's'.

"I already know that one." He said sleepily.

"You know Din's Meteor already?" asked Zelda incredulously, it took me forever (three minutes in real-time) to learn that one!

"Din's-what?" asked Link; waking from his daze.

"ARE YOU LISTENING!" yelled Zelda as she realized that Link was only half listening and thought she said 'Din's Fire'.


"See." Link said after he told the flashback. "I'm just worried that I wouldn't be able to do it all without getting a headache!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at Link in disbelief as Link sweatdropped and smiled appologetically.

"Don't worry. Let's get started!" said Hermione, punching her fist into her other hand. "first up, is the first years!" Link, Harry, and Ron sighed as Hermione went into a long explination of hinkypunks. (can't spell)


Sorry that this took me about erm…(insert random number) amount of months to finish…I got a bad case of writers block, (gasp!)so I had to start another fic to take a break from the ones I already have…I'M NOT WORTHY! You know the song that I was talking about in the beginning of the chappie; before I finished the fic I actually got an ipod mini so I got to put all my MP3s on it and it's so cool! I know some people who don't like Apple…I don't like them much, but the ipod was the only MP3 player that had 6GB that I could afford sooooooo now I can torture my fan fiction slaves with my wondrous singing, only…WITHOUT the music! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Characters of HP: LOL: NOOOOOOOOO! WHY US?

D.S.: OH, A THOUSAND WORDS! CALLED OUT THRU THE AGES! WILL FLY TO YOU! AND- (Harry pulls the earphones out of the ipod and tares them apart)

Characters of HP: LOL: Yay!

D.S.: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT! YOU LITTLE FREAK, NOW I'M GOING TO PAIR YOU WITH PANSY PARKINSON!

Harry: Nooooooooo! I'll be good! I swear! Please! Not her! (Starts to imagine Pansy in lingerie)

D.S.: Well…while Harry fantasizes, I will just say, thanks for reading, and please review! (Continues Harry's punishment while the rest of the characters grimaced, winced, and ooh-ed)