Chapter 5- Moussaka!
Author's note- hey sorry I haven't uploaded for like a week I've been busy! thanks to commenters no I don't think mondler will happen but you never know! Here we see the return of superbitch Emily who I don't like so she's still mean! lol please keep commenting!
Ross and Emily's honeymoon in Greece was going great. They had been to the Parthenon, numerous street markets and they had relaxed on the beach and by the pool. And there had been a lot of consummative sex. Worked for Ross.
They were walking down the little cobbled street to a restaurant they had found called "Niko's". They had met Niko and his wife and they were a lovable older couple with fiery tempers and delicious food.
As they sat down next to an olive tree and received the menus, they started talking about where they were going to live after the holiday.
"There's a great three bedroom semi with a lovely garden and ensuite bathrooms!" Emily was very excited about this house, which translated as a duplex with a big yard. Ross smiled- he loved her so much he couldn't stop!
"Mine beats yours- four bedrooms, great garage, huge yard and it's near the good schools and not too far from the city so we can easily get to Central Perk to see Monica and Chandler and everyone, and we can get to Ben and Carol easily too!"
Emily frowned. Ross looked confused "What is it? I thought it sounded great!"
"Erm it does but it's sadly on the wrong continent!" Emily laughed.
"What? We're moving just outside of New York!"
"No, we're moving outside London!"
"er….WHAT?" Ross screeched in a high pitched tone.
"We're moving to London!" Emily repeated.
"No no" Ross laughed nervously "We're moving to New York…that's it…can I get the moussaka?"
"Why do I have to give up everything because you say so?"
"Because I can't give up seeing my son!" Ross exclaimed. He then looked at the waitress and said "So yes, the moussaka?"
"I understand that but I don't want to leave my family!"
"Sweetie we've talked about this… I can't live away from Ben. Not going to happen. I know it's hard but we can visit all the time! Just the moussaka, that's all…you can stop watching us argue!" the waitress walked off.
"Ross, I know you don't want to be away from Ben but we'll be starting our own family soon so…"
"Leave Ben?" Ross could not believe what he was hearing. "I'm not going to replace him! That's ridiculously unreasonable! Do you have any idea how much he means to me? Of course not. Can I have the moussaka to take away?" Ross shouted to the waitress. Miraculously she understood and nodded.
"I don't care for the company at the moment." Ross said frostily. He got up, took his moussaka, and left Niko's, leaving Emily staring at the table. Soon enough Niko's wife came and comforted her.
"Eeta will be alrighta! You will make up! You ave to coome too your sennses and realise that he will not geev up is sown"
Emily nodded. "But if we live in New York he'll be able to see Rachel."
Niko's wife sighed. "You want my opeenion? Take some moussaka and tell eem that you will move with eem" She thrust some moussaka at Emily.
"Thanks. I'll talk to him" she said, and left the restaurant.
