Disclaimer:
Hey guys! It's been ages since I've written on this fic and I'm so sorry! I've been on a constant writer's block and I can never think of what to do next! . Grrr…this is way too hard, I'll try to devote myself to writing one chapter per story a week…or maybe two if I can muster the strength and motivation of a brownie…of course I'm on a diet so I can't have a stinking brownie AND I'LL NEVER GET MOTIVATED! (Cry) Oh well, ON WITH THE SHOW!
P.S.: I've decided to have Epona in the fic, even if it doesn't seem right, I just want her in it. So if you don't like it, then don't read it…but please review…nicely…
P.P.S.: Part two of the previous chapter will be written after this one. When Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to his class.
P.P.P.S.: I like brownies…
P.P.P.P.S.: I like cake too…
P.P.P.P.P.S.: Llamas are my favorite animals…
P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: I'm going to stop now…
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.: bye…
Chapter 8: I Use a Hammer!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione finished up teaching Link his lesson plans for the entire year and ran to their Care of Magical Creatures class. Harry noticed that once again, they were with the Slytherins; Malfoy's hair stuck out of the crowd like a sore thumb, Harry's mind wandered to Link, he just couldn't believe that a "fictional" game character was real and the fact that there is actually a world out there that housed people that are known to the Muggles of Earth as entirely fictional! Harry's mind returned to Earth just in time to notice an ordinary-looking chestnut horse, rearing and neighing up a storm as Hagrid tried to coax her from the edge of the forest; the horse started to calm down when she started to stare fixatedly at Hagrid's pocket; Hagrid, who didn't notice for some time, had a huge carrot stuck in his pocket, which was causing the horse to stalk hungrily toward the half-giant.
"What th' heck are ya lookin' at!" Hagrid was backing away as the horse neighed and gnashed her teeth hungrily at Hagrid's pocket. Harry realized something, that horse was Epona, Link's horse…but how did SHE get here…Link came through the ceiling! Not by horse! Harry ran up and tugged at Hagrid's coat.
"Hagrid, I think she wants your carrot." But before Hagrid could even move the carrot was snatched right out of the coat by a large set of horse teeth. Epona ate the carrot happily and galloped off toward the castle.
Ron gawked at Harry. "How did you know that she wanted the carrot!" Hermione nodded.
"Remember when I told you about Link?" Ron nodded. "He has a horse named Epona, and I think that's her."
"Wait a second! Link came through the ceiling of the Great Hall; not by a horse!" Hermione nodded in agreement.
"I wonder how she got here." They stood there pensive for a few seconds when they heard the distant creak of the castle doors; the trio turned around to see the horse's hindquarters disappear behind the large wooden doors.
"NO!" Harry, Ron, and Hermione started towards the castle but were gathered by two, very large hands.
"'Member tha' you three 're still in me class."
"BUT THE HORSE JUST WENT INTO THE STINKING CASTLE!" Ron roared loudly in front of the entire class of Gryffindors and Slytherins.
"Really?"
"YES!"
"Let's go git 'er!"
Ten minutes later…"Hinkypunks are well know to be very calm creatures and…" Link looked up from the textbook and stared out into the hall beyond the door. "Do you guys hear that?" Link asked the class of first year Ravenclaws.
"Yeah, it sounds like horse hooves!" Link leaped off of the stairs in his class and ran out into the hall to see Epona galloping towards him being followed by a crowd of students.
"What are you doing here!" Link greeted his horsy friend. "How did you get here?" two balls of light with wings appeared out of Epona's mane.
"Zelda sent us!" Tatl beamed; Link could only stare, a long time ago he had searched for Navi in Termina, only to get his horse stolen, turned into a Deku scrub, have to save the world again, and meet the two fairies that hovered above him…ISN'T THE WORLD JUST A WONDERFUL PLACE!
"Wait! Did she find a way between worlds?" Link asked quickly. It was Tael's turn to answer.
"Yeah," Link's face brightened like a new sun, " but the way she found only happens every three years." Link bowed his head in disappointment. Tatl went to comfort her Hylian friend.
"Professor!" Link looked up to see Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid and the rest of the class sprinting toward him and the rest of the crowd.
"Yes?" Link replied staring as Harry, Ron, and Hermione stopped in front of him huffing and puffing heavily, trying to catch their breath.
"Is-that-your-horse?" huffed Harry as he sat on the ground due to dizziness caused by running too much. Link laughed nervously, scratching his head.
"Hehehheh…yeah, I'm sorry I'll take her somewhere that she can take a dump without getting in trouble." He started to lead Epona outside only to be stopped by Hagrid.
"I take car' of plenty o' creatures," He chuckled. "One mor' won' hurt!"
Link stared, "thank you very much!" Hagrid pulled another carrot out of his pocket and coaxed Epona to follow him out of the castle. Harry looked at Tatl and Tael.
"Who are they?"
"Oh! These are some friends of mine; this is Tatl," Link pointed to the yellow ball of light, "and this is Tael." Link pointed to the black ball of light. Right then, a piercing bell split the scene.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Link roared at the source of the ringing, which happened to be Tatl.
"I'm bored." Link fell over in shock, as did everyone else; Link stood back up and dusted himself off, he turned to Tael.
"How do YOU get other people's attention, I was just wondering for later on." Tael smirked.
"I use a hammer." The eyes of every person grew to the size of dinner plates as they saw the poor professor being slammed in the head with a large hammer wielded by a black fairy.
Ahhhh…I'm truly sorry that it took me so long to update. I've been restricted from the computer and finally am back on! YAYNESS! I'm terribly sorry, and if you want to send letter bombs, send them to my friend David and he will take care of them. Thank you very much!
