Story: The Courtship of Emmaline Vance
Author: VacheSoupe, the writing cow
Romance/Humor
Summary: Less than a week till his best-friend's wedding and Sirius still is unable to find a girl to go as his date. Will he give in to the fact that his glory days of girls are over or will he be able to convince that one o-so-special person?
AN: I came up with this while I was driving in my car and the radio blaring a bit too loudly. I thought it would be somewhat amusing to see Sirius begging on his knees for a date, maybe you don't. The Song du jour is "You May be Right" by Billy Joel. I think it fits
Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize because there is not a single original idea on this planet. Song belongs to the Billy Joel. Everything Harry Potter belongs to either Rowling or WB, not that it matters.
Friday night I crashed your partySaturday I said I'm sorry
Sunday came and trashed me out again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting any one
And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
I've been stranded in the combat zone
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
So you said that only proves that I'm insane
You may be right
I may be crazy
But I may just be a lunatic your looking for
Turn out the light
Don't try to save me
You may be wrong
For all I know you may be right.
Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
Cause you may enjoy some madness for a while.
Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
Ch 1
Sirius felt utterly alone. He for the first time in years was girlfriendless and he still needed to coax some unfortunate girl to be his date to the wedding in four days. This would not have been such a problem if he did not date pretty much all the girls at Hogwarts and had made his way through most of his female colleagues at work. If only he wasn't so fast, then maybe there would be a descent looking female that would take him.
However, there was no point sitting in a chair feeling all depressed. He had to get out, party, get pissed and nailed, and he knew just the place. There was some sort of Hogwarts reunion going on two blocks down.
Sure the party wasn't for his year but since when did he care about such trivial things as numbers. He was Sirius Black, god damn it. He was a marauder, a sex-god and no wizard was going to get in his way once he made up his mind. Nothing left to ponder, he jumped on his motorcycle and drove down the street.
AN: Contrary to how it sounds, I do love Sirius, he's just a party animal though. Sorry about the short chapter. To be honest though, I do not expect the next ones to be any longer.
