Summery: Songs from the amazing musical Wicked! adapted to Harry Potter
Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked or Harry Potter. If I did, my name would be much more well known.
A/N: In fact, I do not own this version. It was written by the amazing StarryFluff
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Whenever I see someone
who's not as bad as I,
And let's face it, who isn't, not
quite as bad as I?
My nonexistent heart,
Tends to start
To
shrivel up.
And when a personality needs a makeover,
I
simply have to take over.
I know, I know,
Exactly what they
need!
And even in your case.
Though it's the toughest case
I've yet to face.
Don't worry; I'm determined to
succeed,
Follow my lead,
And yes indeed, you will be…
Evil!
You're gonna be evil!
I'll show you the proper charms,
For
putting people at harm!
Little ways to stalk and pounce!
O!
I'll show you what curse to use,
How to fix a noose!
Everything
that really counts,
To be evil.
You're gonna be evil.
You'll
hang with the purebloods,
And call others crud!
Know the spells
you ought to know!
So let's start, cause you've got an awfully
long way to go!
Don't be offended by my working faster,
But
your personality really is a disaster,
Now that I've chosen to
become you're master,
Your evil lord,
You can't afford,
To
waste time when it comes to evil!
You soon will be evil!
And
with an assist from me
Bad's who you'll be
Make you bad,
certainly we will!
And with only minor upheaval,
You'll be
completely evil.
Ill!
Il! Ill! Il! Ill!
We're gonna make you evil.
When I see frolicking creatures
With strangely
joyous features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think
of
Anarchy and people dying,
Chaos and their children
crying!
Do you think it's cause I'm realistic?
Don't make
me laugh! (Mwahahaha!)
It's cause I'm evil! Please -
It's
all about evil!
It's not about happiness,
Or the way your
dressed,
Though the black cape does add zest!
You'll be very,
very eevil!
Like me!
And though you insist,
Of your
evilness,
I know you're not so mean.
You're gonna frown and
kill them,
All the little childrenies!
Mwa! Ha! Mwa ha
ha!
You'll be evil-
Just not as quite as evil,
As me!
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