Summery: Songs from the amazing musical Wicked! adapted to Harry Potter

Disclaimer: I do not own Wicked or Harry Potter. If I did, my name would be much more well known.

A/N: In fact, I do not own this version. It was written by the amazing StarryFluff

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Whenever I see someone who's not as bad as I,
And let's face it, who isn't, not quite as bad as I?
My nonexistent heart,
Tends to start
To shrivel up.

And when a personality needs a makeover,
I simply have to take over.
I know, I know,
Exactly what they need!
And even in your case.
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face.
Don't worry; I'm determined to succeed,
Follow my lead,
And yes indeed, you will be…

Evil! You're gonna be evil!
I'll show you the proper charms,
For putting people at harm!
Little ways to stalk and pounce!
O! I'll show you what curse to use,
How to fix a noose!
Everything that really counts,
To be evil.
You're gonna be evil.
You'll hang with the purebloods,
And call others crud!
Know the spells you ought to know!
So let's start, cause you've got an awfully long way to go!

Don't be offended by my working faster,
But your personality really is a disaster,
Now that I've chosen to become you're master,
Your evil lord,
You can't afford,
To waste time when it comes to evil!

You soon will be evil!
And with an assist from me
Bad's who you'll be
Make you bad, certainly we will!
And with only minor upheaval,
You'll be completely evil.
Ill!
Il! Ill! Il! Ill!

We're gonna make you evil.

When I see frolicking creatures
With strangely joyous features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Anarchy and people dying,
Chaos and their children crying!
Do you think it's cause I'm realistic?
Don't make me laugh! (Mwahahaha!)

It's cause I'm evil! Please -
It's all about evil!
It's not about happiness,
Or the way your dressed,
Though the black cape does add zest!
You'll be very, very eevil!
Like me!

And though you insist,
Of your evilness,
I know you're not so mean.
You're gonna frown and kill them,
All the little childrenies!
Mwa! Ha! Mwa ha ha!
You'll be evil-
Just not as quite as evil,
As me!

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