Babba Yaga, on her way to prepare for the wedding feast, noticed on the beach Jake the twitching bunny. Picking him up by the leg, she said "Come on little bunny, you'll be a perfect addition to my stew, and there are a lot of people to feed, and besides, you probably escaped from the cage I'm keeping the rest of the bunnies in…Just like that mysterious escape from the pet store…and from the cage in my house. Those rotten little boys, when I get my hands on them…"

She pushed her way through the crowded reception, pushing Yoda and Dorcus apart as they were leading the group in the Macarena.

"Separate us you should not. Couple we are. Into older women, I am not."

Babba Yaga yelled and cursed Yoda with two left feet. Macarena do, he could no longer.

Once back in the kitchen she shoved Jake into the crowded bunny cage, where the rest were cowering in fear of what was to come. And multiplying. To think she had left her shop that morning with only two bunnies…

Realizing she had again forgotten the spices she needed, she made an emergency trip to the store, after giving the bunnies one more sinister threat.


Meanwhile, Ron and Elizabeth were quizzing each other, trying to get to know each other before the wedding night. Harry was upstairs with an ice pack, moaning. Maugin was wandering the cultural hall checking for rings and hitting on as many single men as possible. Twig couldn't figure out why he kept hearing Maugin's voice. Rand escaped his girls just long enough to spike the sugar free punch with sprite. He was feeling particularly wild, and once his ladies figured out that he hadn't used diet, he knew he would be in a lot of trouble, but he didn't care.

Ender and Jim were working the crowd and picking up older women. "Hey baby, nice eye shadow. Are those varicose veins, or are you just happy to see me?"

Link and Zelda were giving Susan and Frodo advice on being married. Frodo was very worried. The last thing he needed was for Susan to get any more ideas from Zelda. But he just couldn't work up the courage to get away from the dominatrix.

Fred and George, at Sally's behest, were busy spiking the punch with Code Red Mountain Dew. They figured it would fit better than regular, because it wouldn't mess with the color. Everyone who was drinking punch, suddenly got a little more energetic.

Snape and Petunia were making out like teenagers at a drive-in movie. They couldn't help themselves. They had been hiding their relationship for so long.

Edmund had found a WiFi spot and had set up his laptop to play EverCrack while he munched on Turkish Delight. He didn't worry about Rand stealing it anymore, as he had stolen Jadis' bottle of green magic liquid. Those watching decided that as soon as Edmund had graduated from Heroes Anonymous, they would send him to Addictions Anonymous.

Red Riding Hood then skipped by the punch bowl and dumped a bottle of wine cooler in as she passed. Giggling mischievously, she tossed the empty bottle into the nearest garbage can and skipped away.

Luke had by this point picked up Officer Jane to add to his cop collection. Lucinda didn't seem to mind his polygamist habits. Officer Dick was busy trying to fend off the advances of Jadis, the White Witch.

Neville was off impersonating Napoleon Dynamite. In one hand he held a glass of punch, which, Prince Lear noticed hadn't been refilled since Rand had "refilled" the bowl. In his other hand he held a t-shirt that said "Vote for Pedro." Han was video taping the whole thing, and taking note of who got drunk when. This would be great for many future interviews.

Maugin, having hit a low point in her manhunt, decided that alcohol makes everything better. She refilled the nearly empty punch bowl with vodka and Everclear. No one noticed this (except Han and Prince Lear) because they were enthralled by a game of Mad Libs.

A bell rang and there was a hush across the room, (except for Neville) as several servers brought out Babba Yaga's famous stew. It was like a scene out of Hogwarts. In fact, the same person who had enchanted the school decorated it. Everyone dug in with much relish.

"What kind of stew is this? It's really good." Prince Lear commented.

"It's Babba Yaga's famous rabbit stew. After all it's only the best that I would get for my wedding. But I guess it's not really my wedding anymore…Hey, is that priest still hanging around?" Hermione began searching for the priest as Viktor closed the door behind them. There were more than enough hiccys between them to go around.

"Ummm, has anyone seen Jake?" Luke wondered. "The last time I saw him he was convulsing from bad music. Then we all came in here…" Everyone stared at their stew. It couldn't be…But where was Jake?