Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I did I would make (talking in a high girl voice) "Sakura the strongest person ever"


Once a pon a time, there was a ninja from the Earth Village called Starr Morningstar.

She was perfect in everyway.

Her eyes were a Swirling Sapphire and made all glance at her.

Her hair was a Luxurious Chestnut, that reached her knees. Her hair is so wavy, that it reminds all of the sea's gentle waves.

When she walks by her scent softly heals all. What is her scent? Well of course its a Dewy Night-Blossom.

But Starr isn't your normal ninja, she can she in to the future with her hands. She covers her face with her hands and sees the future of her battles. No one has defeated her, her power surpasses the Hokages, the KazeKages, the Raikages, the Mizukages, the Tsuchikage, and any other kages that exist. In the earth village they even asked her to be the Tsuchikage, but she didn't want to. It would ruin her hair.

But she also had another job that made her famous.

Being a supermodel for Icha Icha Paradise, her trademark in the series is having a streak of pure white hair. How did she become a model if she is only 16? Who knows?

One day she took a mission to go to the Leaf Village, in disguse. Of course being as prefect as she is, she can do any thing.

Once there she met the Hokage, the hokage had a big chest but Starr's chest was bigger. Which made the Hokage a mean old hag. She attacked Starr, but all the random ninjas came to block the attack. Starr put her face in her hands and saw herself getting married to someone.

She gasped. "I'm gonna get married" All the random ninjas had hearts in their eyes and were drooling their hearts out.

They all shouted "It's me!" They all glared at each other.

Random ninja #1: She's gonna marry me! I'm the hottest!

Random ninja #2: What! No your not. I am.

Random ninja #17: Pffft, you guys got nothing against me and my sunglasses.

Random ninja #6: But everybody know that you just want to be like Kakashi. But the sunglasses are dorky on you.

Starr left only the ninjas fighting over her. Starr then when out of the hokage's tower. Then she bumped into someone. She looked up and saw... Itachi. Why is Itachi there? Who knows?

Itachi fell in love with her and used his eyes to make her marry him.

Then all of the rookie 9 and Gai's team went to their wedding. Why? Because I said so.

Then Sasuke just fell in love with Sakura even though Sasuke hates her with all his heart and only likes her as a friend.

Neji fell in love with Tenten because there is nobody else that he can be with, and plus Tenten got the hots for him, even though Neji only loves himself and people think that they are a pairing because of the fillers.

Naruto fell in love with Hinata because Hinata used a spell.

Shikamaru and Ino fell in love because they were already in love.

Itachi and Starr ran away and lived happily ever after...

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