...It all began with...something!...uhh...the sands of time-no...ummm...a mushroom-no...ummm...yes a kid named Sora! Or something!

Sora-Hey Riku!

Riku-Hey Sora.

Sora-You know how the author dumped us off like five months ago.

Riku-Yeah.

Sora-Hes giving us a story line!

Riku-...

Kari-Is that good?
Riku-No...He WILL mess it up with crappy jokes about me you and Sora.

Sora-Yay!

Kari-Not yay.

Riku-Hey...look a ship!

Kari-Yeah! Headed for destiny islands!

Sora-We are on destiny islands.

Kari-Doh'!

Riku-What'd I tell you?

First mate-AHOY!

Riku-Shut up.

Pirate Captain Min-HARHARHARHARHARHARHHARHAHRHARHAHRHAHRHARHAHRAHARHRAHRHHRAHRHAHRHARHAHRHAHRAHRHAHRHAHRAHRHAHRAHRHAHRHAHRHAHRHAHRHARHRAHHRAHRRHAHHRAHRARHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRHRAHRHAHRAARHHRAHRAHRAHRAHARHRAHRAHARHARHARHRAHRAHRHAHRAARHRHAHARHARHRAHARHRAHRAHRAHRAHARHRAHRAHRAHRHRHRAHARHRAHARHARHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHARHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHAHRHRAHRAHRAHARHRHRAHRAHRHARHHRAHRHARHRAHRAHRAHARHARHRHRAHAHRHAHRAHRHAHRAHH!
Riku-He was laughing like a full minute there.

Sora-I can beat that! HARHARHARHARHAHARHSARHAHRHAHR-

Kari-Sora...ZIP IT!

Min-Arrggghhhh...shiver me captain -hat thingie!

Sora-I think you got that wrong. Its shiver me timber-

Min-ARRRRRRGGGGHHH! Ye be on a murderous wanted sign!

Sora-Where?

Min-Right over there!

Min pointed to a sign that said: Sora. Wanted for attemping to blow up the universe.

Sora-I NEVER-

Min-YE BE COMING WITH US YE YODDLEBELLYED LOG LUBBERS!

Sora-This is bad.

Min took Sora and threw him on the ship.

Sora-Guys?
Riku-Ja?

Sora-When I die dont come to my funeral.

Kari-Ok.

So the ship set sail and Kari and Riku were alone.

Riku-FINNALY THAT IDIOTS GONE!
Kari-We have to save him...

Riku-Comon! 5 minutes?
Kari-Ok.

So they cheered and cheered not knowing what was going on in mins ship...which illl show right now.

Min-Sora!

Sora-Yo.

Min-Ye be mezzing wid the pirates?

Sora-I said I wanted a bucket of water to drink from!

Min-Oh Ok.

Min got up and went for a bucket.

Sora-Isnt that the bathroom bucket?

Min-Uhhh...err...no.

Sora-YES IT IS! VENGENCE!

Sora broke out of his chains and punched min.

Min-You wont like me when im angry.

Sora-Hulk spoof...original.

Min threw a chain at Sora which wrapped around his arm (see case of Prince Of Perisa: The Two Thrones to see it on the dark princes arm).

Sora-IVE SEEN THIS IN THE GAME BEFORE!

Min-Well then. You dont know what'll happen now.

Sora-Yes I do! Ill transform and crush you!

Min-Nope.

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5 minutes later at the plank thing pirates go "WALK THE PLANK". Yeah...

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Sora-Ummm...Do I get my lawer?
Min-Playing smart with me eh?

?-Stop!

Min-ARGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHH-chokechokechoke!

Sora-:D

?-Sora! Its me! Donald!
Sora-Crap.

Donald flew through the air in the gummi ship only for it to run out of gas and fall into a circle of great white sharks.

Donald-Well darn.

Min-Darn yeself!

No back to Riku and Kari.

Riku-WE STOLE A SHIP! TAKE THAT GOVERMENT!

Things see a little tied up so ill make the sign.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Min-HARARHAHRHRAHRARHAHRHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHHARHRAHRAHAR!