Min woke up. He was in a small den...AH THE CRAP WITH THIS SERIOUS STUFF! He woke up sitting on a pile of dogs.

Min-Argh...

Sora-HES AWAKE!
Riku-What will we ever do?
Master cheif-I know! Cower in the corner!
Kari-No lets chop his head off!
J.K Rowling-Nice idea muggle.

Kari-Manga.

J.K Rowling-Sorry. I agree. I've got a wand right here!
Kari-Let me try!
J.K Rowling-No way!...lets see...HOGWARTZ HOGWARTZ!

She threw the wand at Min and it knocked him off the ship.

J.K Rowling-Now. In return for this deed ill need a cat. One named Misty.

Sora-I know a cat named Misty!
J.K Rowling-Good! You have 2 chapters to find him!
Sora-Here you go! (hands over cat)
J.K Rowling-Thats a cat TOY.

Sora-Its names Misty!

J.K Rowling-Forget it.

Harry Pothead-Hello muggles!
Kari-Harry Potter?

Pothead-Potheads the name.

Harry Pothead-Shut up pothead. Im harry Pothead!
Sora-I get it!
Misty-MEOW!
J.K Rowling-I WANT THAT KITTY! (runs after misty)

Sora-We're on a ship? When did this get here?
Riku-I want more lines!

Director-CUT CUT CUT! Sora get a life, J.K Rowling that cats dead.

Sora-MISTY!
J.K Rowling-You're welcome.

Kari-Well now what?
Ansem-I AM ANSEM HERE TO RUIN YOUR LIVES EVEN MORE! MUAHAHAHA!

Min-ARGGHH! Ansem and I are bros!
Ansem-I told you to stop calling me that!
J.K Rowling-Warthead Agtygoatyg!

She cast a spell at Min that turned him into a pimple.

Ansem-What the heck? Is that even legal?
J.K Rowling-To my knowledge...no.

To Be Continued...

Sorry for a short chapter but ive got a live to live!