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Themasterlink-We're back!

Sora-Who are you?

Themasterlink-TT...

Kairi-Shut up Sora...so you finnaly decided to actually make another chapter?

Themasterlink-(nods)

Kairi-Ill call my insurence company..

Riku-Why arent I in this one?
Themasterlink-You are...and...just between you and me...im afraid of ticks...

Sora-OMG!
Riku-Realy?

Themasterlink-Im dead serious. (all you readers out there I AM SERIOUS) Those things suck your blood..you think its a mosquito bite when its on your head but when the little blood sucker nails ya..you know its not.

Sora-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kairi-Wha'd I miss?

Themasterlink-Forget it...rememeber I own square enix and disney...so these are my charecters...not...

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Sora-So what now?

Kairi-No more Min means no more story...

Ansem-Ahem...

Riku-Ansem why are you covered in ticks?
Ansem-...Themasterlink...ILL KILL YOU!

Themasterlink-:P

J.K Rowling-Ill be off then. (jumps off ship)

Sora-We're on a ship?
Riku-Yeah...SORA THERES A BEE ON YOUR NOSE!

Sora-No thats fluffy. He wuvs me...

Kairi-Backs away.

Ansem-Hey I pulled all the ticks off.

Sora-Wheres your skin?

Ansem-...oh gosh...this is embarrasing...

Riku-ANSEMZ NAKED!

Kairi-No he got all the skin pulled off himself...he still has his large cloak on.

Ansem-You will die!

Sora-I can touch my brain through my nose.

Ansem-Riku...Kairi...why do you hang out with him?
Riku-Its like Billy and Mandy...

Kairi-The other people are geeks or hyper...

Ansem-But Soras both, not to mention crazy.

Riku-So?
Ansem-Oh forget this...YOU WILL DIE!

Sora-(picks nose)
Kairi-Im getting seasick..Sora stop picking your...(barfs)

Riku-Ewww you barfed...(barfs)

Sora-Im the man. (touches brain) Ow.

Ansem-I...I cant fight a kid like this...

Director-CUT!

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Anesm-YOU WILL DIE!
Sora-Why?
Riku-Hes evil...Sora...now...man...you...now we arent reading off the script...

Themasterlink-What script? I make this by stuff poping into my mind like what soras about to do.

Sora-(eats ansem)

Kairi-Bad boy! Spit the evil villian out!

Sora-(spits ansem out)
Kairi-Not again...urgh...(barfs)

Riku-...ughh...(barfs and falls over ship)

Director-Themasterlink make a good script...like...a..uhmm..Moby Dick...And...Cut!

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Sora-Where art thou'est whale?

Riku-Over yonder!

Kairi-What smells like a thousand ox butts?

Sora-My dearest kairi...RIKU FARTED!
Riku-Thou is not claiming I farted are thee?

Themastwerlink-Look over yonder! Its...Moby Duck!

Sora-Oh Noes, thy whale shal'st kill us all!

Riku-Duck.

Sora-Whatever'th.

Kairi-Look over yonder hills. Moby Duck claims his kill!

Sora-Thy Duck has't just ate a million Garbage bags full o' crap. Thee shall die!

Moby Duck-(dies)

Themasterlink-That wasent moby duck. That was moby rubber ducky.

Riku-Where ar't that stupid duck?

Kairi-Over yonder edge of boat! He be barfing!

Director-Cut! It was good untill Kairi got to the barfing part! Cant we NOT have anyone barfing?
Sora-C'oi'taint'ly.

Director-Shut up Sora. Lose the accent...and the pants.

Sora-Why? Oh..they're covered in radioactive waste.

Director-Not that...its covered in...green stuff! I hate green.

Sora-I shall paint it purple!
Director-Screw it...lets try this again.

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Sora-...

Kairi-...

Riku-...

Director-Well say something!

Kairi-(barfs)
Director-You know what...forget words...do sign language.

Sora-Me no speak english.

Kairi-Ughh...

Riku-...

?-Gentlemen...all your base are belong to us.

Riku-Whos there?

?-Its me Ansem. You forgot me! Gosh you stupid freaks with big hair.

Riku-(hits Ansem) Badmisteransem!

Sora-Who is it?
Ansem-Me Ansem...

Sora-I bet its the candy man.

Ansem-A.N.S.E.M. Hint hint.

Sora-You are...Gir! I loved you in Invader Zim! Sing the doom song!

Ansem-IM ANSEM YOU IDIOT!

Sora-Gosh...sorry Tifa.

Ansem-Kairi...Riku...why dont you kill him?

Riku-The Director wont let us.

Ansem-But isnt Themasterlink the director?

Kairi-...

Director-You didnt hear nothin bout me liking the powerpuff girls...NOTHING!

Sora-You are the author! The one who types this crap!

Director-Its all for charity...

Kairi-Then why is this suitcase with all your money in say, "My spending lovey dovy money for lovey dovey stuff for my wuv me?"

Director-Thats...uhmm...Rikus suitcase!
Riku-How did you know?

Sora-Congratz Themasterlink you solved the nacey drew case!

Director-Im...so...I love you...

Sora-Aww...

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Amasterlink-Was that the chapter?
Sora-No.

Riku-Yes.

Kairi-I hope not.

Amasterlink-Well..I guess the villians ansem...but it has nothing to do with killing him or fighting him...

Ansem-Wha'd I miss?
Amasterlink-Well see ya next time everyone! We might just kick Ansems butt! Probobly not though.