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Themasterlink-We're back!
Sora-Who are you?
Themasterlink-TT...
Kairi-Shut up Sora...so you finnaly decided to actually make another chapter?
Themasterlink-(nods)
Kairi-Ill call my insurence company..
Riku-Why arent I in this
one?
Themasterlink-You are...and...just between you and me...im
afraid of ticks...
Sora-OMG!
Riku-Realy?
Themasterlink-Im dead serious. (all you readers out there I AM SERIOUS) Those things suck your blood..you think its a mosquito bite when its on your head but when the little blood sucker nails ya..you know its not.
Sora-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kairi-Wha'd I miss?
Themasterlink-Forget it...rememeber I own square enix and disney...so these are my charecters...not...
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Sora-So what now?
Kairi-No more Min means no more story...
Ansem-Ahem...
Riku-Ansem why are you
covered in ticks?
Ansem-...Themasterlink...ILL KILL YOU!
Themasterlink-:P
J.K Rowling-Ill be off then. (jumps off ship)
Sora-We're on a
ship?
Riku-Yeah...SORA THERES A BEE ON YOUR NOSE!
Sora-No thats fluffy. He wuvs me...
Kairi-Backs away.
Ansem-Hey I pulled all the ticks off.
Sora-Wheres your skin?
Ansem-...oh gosh...this is embarrasing...
Riku-ANSEMZ NAKED!
Kairi-No he got all the skin pulled off himself...he still has his large cloak on.
Ansem-You will die!
Sora-I can touch my brain through my nose.
Ansem-Riku...Kairi...why
do you hang out with him?
Riku-Its like Billy and Mandy...
Kairi-The other people are geeks or hyper...
Ansem-But Soras both, not to mention crazy.
Riku-So?
Ansem-Oh
forget this...YOU WILL DIE!
Sora-(picks nose)
Kairi-Im
getting seasick..Sora stop picking your...(barfs)
Riku-Ewww you barfed...(barfs)
Sora-Im the man. (touches brain) Ow.
Ansem-I...I cant fight a kid like this...
Director-CUT!
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Anesm-YOU WILL
DIE!
Sora-Why?
Riku-Hes evil...Sora...now...man...you...now we
arent reading off the script...
Themasterlink-What script? I make this by stuff poping into my mind like what soras about to do.
Sora-(eats ansem)
Kairi-Bad boy! Spit the evil villian out!
Sora-(spits ansem
out)
Kairi-Not again...urgh...(barfs)
Riku-...ughh...(barfs and falls over ship)
Director-Themasterlink make a good script...like...a..uhmm..Moby Dick...And...Cut!
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Sora-Where art thou'est whale?
Riku-Over yonder!
Kairi-What smells like a thousand ox butts?
Sora-My dearest
kairi...RIKU FARTED!
Riku-Thou is not claiming I farted are
thee?
Themastwerlink-Look over yonder! Its...Moby Duck!
Sora-Oh Noes, thy whale shal'st kill us all!
Riku-Duck.
Sora-Whatever'th.
Kairi-Look over yonder hills. Moby Duck claims his kill!
Sora-Thy Duck has't just ate a million Garbage bags full o' crap. Thee shall die!
Moby Duck-(dies)
Themasterlink-That wasent moby duck. That was moby rubber ducky.
Riku-Where ar't that stupid duck?
Kairi-Over yonder edge of boat! He be barfing!
Director-Cut! It was good
untill Kairi got to the barfing part! Cant we NOT have anyone
barfing?
Sora-C'oi'taint'ly.
Director-Shut up Sora. Lose the accent...and the pants.
Sora-Why? Oh..they're covered in radioactive waste.
Director-Not that...its covered in...green stuff! I hate green.
Sora-I shall paint it
purple!
Director-Screw it...lets try this again.
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Sora-...
Kairi-...
Riku-...
Director-Well say something!
Kairi-(barfs)
Director-You
know what...forget words...do sign language.
Sora-Me no speak english.
Kairi-Ughh...
Riku-...
?-Gentlemen...all your base are belong to us.
Riku-Whos there?
?-Its me Ansem. You forgot me! Gosh you stupid freaks with big hair.
Riku-(hits Ansem) Badmisteransem!
Sora-Who is it?
Ansem-Me
Ansem...
Sora-I bet its the candy man.
Ansem-A.N.S.E.M. Hint hint.
Sora-You are...Gir! I loved you in Invader Zim! Sing the doom song!
Ansem-IM ANSEM YOU IDIOT!
Sora-Gosh...sorry Tifa.
Ansem-Kairi...Riku...why dont you kill him?
Riku-The Director wont let us.
Ansem-But isnt Themasterlink the director?
Kairi-...
Director-You didnt hear nothin bout me liking the powerpuff girls...NOTHING!
Sora-You are the author! The one who types this crap!
Director-Its all for charity...
Kairi-Then why is this suitcase with all your money in say, "My spending lovey dovy money for lovey dovey stuff for my wuv me?"
Director-Thats...uhmm...Rikus
suitcase!
Riku-How did you know?
Sora-Congratz Themasterlink you solved the nacey drew case!
Director-Im...so...I love you...
Sora-Aww...
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Amasterlink-Was that the
chapter?
Sora-No.
Riku-Yes.
Kairi-I hope not.
Amasterlink-Well..I guess the villians ansem...but it has nothing to do with killing him or fighting him...
Ansem-Wha'd I
miss?
Amasterlink-Well see ya next time everyone! We might just
kick Ansems butt! Probobly not though.
