Disclaimer: Blah Blah I Do not own and your probably Skippin this just to get to the story line go ahead nobody ever reads this stuff anyway

The Jokes in here yes are bad and stupid and Im sorry If I offend anyone who has a Religious Belief.

So don't take it Seriously I don't want to have that Denmark Cartoon crap on my shoulders.

Seriously I don't want y'all fools to be jumpin me when Im alone!

Now Our Feature Presentation of

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

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ESCAPE FROM SUBURBIA

Somewhere on the Southside Shores of New Jersey there were 3 rejected prophets of god. One was a Greedy selfish man who viewed in vanity of himself, the other was a foolish heathen, and the last was a smart ass with a Goatee. They angered the Gods of Olympus and Other gods of Different Religions. So each one chose a number wrote them on a Card and put them in a hat. Whoever won would choose their punishement. The Winner was Muhammed. And he chose they will forever forget there that they were prophets and become food items. Abraham then stated "That is stupid" and Muhammed Responded "Takes one to know one!" and ever since then Judaism and Muslims have had a East Coast, West coast beef with each other.

Anyway these fools are what as known to many as the Names "Frylock, Master Shake, And Meatwad." Little do they know there life is about to change.

(In the Aqua Teens house, a Bible hits the wall)

Shake: What kind of book is this it doesn't have any naked chicks in it.

Frylock:No there is see right here it mentions adam and eve naked.

Shake: Yeah but no pictures, if I wanted to read a porno I would go online or to a libary...well I can't go to the libary sinced I was banned but still.

Frylock: Shake were going to church now your gonna read this and study it.

Meatwad: Hey I want to read the bibbble

Frylock: its Bible meatwad and you can't cause thats the only copy we got. And its very expensive to get one.

Shake: No they aren't the homeless guy gives them out infront of Schools all the time.

Frylock: I don't care shake now get to reading.

(Frylock leaves the Room)

Shake:Yeah up yours. I don't need to read a book about some Puerto Rican dude named Je'sus goin to egypt.

Meatwad: (Holding it upside down) Gggg-goo--oed? Whats that word mean?

Shake: ...I don't know looks like dog spelled backwards.

Meatwad: Goed sounds cool it says here he like destroyed a bunch of citys cause they was...I don't know but it was cool.

Shake: No it is not cool because this Goed is a Terrorist. Infact I should call the goverment to arrest his ass...but Deal or No Deal is on so were just gonna forget about it.

Later

Shake: No not that one choose 9 you Fin moron!

Woman on Tv: I choose number 9

Guy on TV: oh im sorry you Lost.

Shake:(Throws bowl o nachos at tv) Its a Racist Show anyway.

Frylock: So Shake what did you learn from the Bible?

Shake: The What?...oh yeah that it was a Crappy book.

Frylock:(Holding book open to reveal crayon drawings of boobs) What did you do to this!

Shake: One of those Cellphone commercials came on and I got bored.

Meatwads: Hey frylock...Boobs

Frylock: Meatwad watch your mouth or its gonna have soap in it.

Meatwad: Go ahead the stuff tastes good.

Shake: Look Frylock I am not in the mood. I have dealt with this Terrorist book and Racism on tv and...its my time of the month.

Frylock: You don't even know what that means shake.

Shake: Yes I do and I have to go and do that thing I was suspose to do.

Frylock: Well be ready to get up tommorow were going to church

The Next Day

Frylock:(With a Tie on and Frys pulled into Corn Rows) Lets Go come on were gonna be late!

Shake:(Sleeping on the Livingroom floor) Wha...what?

Frylock: Shake Get up were goin to Church.

Shake: Fine but I am not gonna be on my best behavior you got that?

At the Church

Shake: What is this place a Catholic Church filled with Catho-holics?

Frylock: Shake be quiet!

Meatwad:(Playing in the Holy Water) Hey Look Theys Gots a Swimming Pool Here to!

Frylock: Meatwad Get out of their

Meatwad: Okay okay jeez.

Shake: So what is this it? Were just gonna sit here all day till this old dude does his thing?

Frylock: Shake Be quiet!

Shake: No this guy is way to quiet and I can't hear what he's saying! HEY YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOUR OLD BUTT FROM THE FIRST ROW!
HEY IM TALKING TO YOU!

Frylock: Shake Shut up!

Meatwad: Hey Frylock whats the difference between Catholics and Christians I mean they worship the same puetro rican Je'sus dude right?

Frylock: Ummm Yeah I suspose but I don't know.

Shake: Its because Goed doesn't like Fat Chicks and I'll tell you there is alot of them in here.

Frylock:Hmmph

Will this end? Will Shake Wise up and Become a Catho-holic? Is this a bad start?

Tune in next time...cause my Micro pizza dinged so Im not written till Im done being a Glutton.

Hmmmmm pizza my favorite sin in life.