Disclaimer: Blah Blah I Do not own and your probably Skippin this just to get to the story line go ahead nobody ever reads this stuff anyway

The Jokes in here yes are bad and stupid and Im sorry If I offend anyone who has a Religious Belief.

So don't take it Seriously I don't want to have that Denmark Cartoon crap on my shoulders.

Seriously I don't want y'all fools to be jumpin me when Im alone!

Now Our Feature Presentation of

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

in

ESCAPE FROM SUBURBIA

Last Time we left our heros at the Catholic Church...cause my pizza dinged.

Anyway theyre outside and the service is over now. I didn't want to make it more boring with the whole thing so moving on.

(Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad are leaving the Church)

Shake: Final-lee! Man that was So Boring!

Frylock: I found it very relaxing.

Meatwad:No you didn't you were textin your friend the whole time.

Frylock: Its not my fault I brought my cellphone with me.

Shake:(In the Danger Cart) Lets go already! Im Tired of this place besides I have alot of things to do at home.

Frylock: No Shake we have to drop meatwad off at Sunday School.

Meatwad: Uh uh Hell no I ain't goin to no school. Espicially on the weekend.

Frylock: but Meatwad don't you want to learn more about Jesus?

Meatwad: Hell no! I want to go back home and play Super Space Nazi Killers on my Game System thingy...with the nobs.

Frylock: Meatwad you get to play with all the other kids.

Meatwad: Nah Shake says that parents nowadays are too much of sissys to leave there kids with peeedo fillers.

Frylock:You mean Pedophiles...and no thats just a myth meatwad...a sick and twisted myth by messed up people online who read fanfictions and play online roleplaying games.

Shake: Lets get outta here!

Frylock: See you meatwad. We'll come back to pick you up around 1.

Father Brent: Hello there little one.

Meatwad: Oh hey you got any video games in this class.

Father: No but theres some fun things in the back room if you wanna take a look with me.

Meatwad: Nah no thanks

Father: How about you Sammy?

(The Priest trys to pull sammy into the room)

Sammy: no means no! (Sammy Spits acid into the priests Eyes)

Father:AHHHHHHH!

Meatwad: Wow that was cool my names meatwad whats yours?

Back at the House.

Shake:(Fiddling with the back of the Television) Come on...Come on work dam it.

Frylock: What are you doing?

Shake: Whats it look like? Im stealing Cable.

Frylock: With a Sock and Egg beater?

Shake: The lord works in mysterious ways. Now help me out here.

Frylock: Nah I gotta go get meatwad. My cell numbers on the table call me if somebody calls the house.

Shake: Yeah Yeah Whatever.

At the Church

Frylock: Hey meatwad ho...whos this?

Meatwad: This is my friend Sammy.

Sammy: Hey

Frylock: Hey there Nice to meet you.

Sammy: (In a Deep Voice) I will eat you innocent Soul nonbeliver.

Frylock: What?

Sammy: What?

Frylock: What did you just say?

Sammy: Nothing.

Meatwad:Oh Sammy show him your trick!

Sammy:(Voice Switchs from high to low) Heaven is In my HEAD! (Blows head up)

Meatwad:That was hella cool! Though he can only do it once.

Frylock: Meatwad were getting out of here right now!

Father: You can't leave you signed up for this.

Frylock: i didn't sign up for this I signed up to be a Catholic.

Father: Yeah...Catho-holics for Satanism.

(Fire and Boulders rise from the ground and Metal Blares)

Frylock: What the hell is going on!

(Shake bobbing his head to the music)

Shake: Yeah In Flames always did rock.

Frylock: What are you doing here?

Shake: I got bored. Besides I kept getting Racist Calls from some bank people. Saying that because Im...you know...that doesn't matter they say Im not legal.

Father: Give in to the Head explosions!(Head explodes and all the music and fire stops)

Shake: Wow that was boring and stupid.

Frylock: lets get home already. Might as well go back to Confuciounism anyway.

Meatwad: Is that the dude that you know talks funny. He's my favorite comedian.

Frylock: Not really a response I was lookin for but good enough. Shake you cool with that?

Shake: No I think I shall remain non believing because...wait what time is...oh no Im gonna miss Deal Or No Deal!

Is it Over. Not really. What did the bank want? is Confucious the funniest Comedian in history?

Can Chocolate melt Gum?

Don't know but stay tuned!