The next chapter for my reviews, thanks lots.

Discalimer: as you know i don't own the Dukes i just manipulate them at my will. lol Enjoy!


Chapter 2: A Passing Hello

Balladeer: Well now Cooter had managed to get Rosco's car out of the pond. A few new words were added to the dictionary concerning what Rosco thought about the Duke's. Ones that I'd rather not repeat.

Cooter had dried Rosco's car out. And he came to pick it up.

'That'd be 35 dollars and 90 cents.' Cooter grinned.

'90 cents. What ya tryin' to do Cooter? Rob me?' Rosco complained.

'Well, I could anyway talk to Boss about your little secret you wanted me to keep quiet.' Cooter smiled. Rosco gave him a weary eye.

'Fine. Here is your 35 dollars.' He brought out some parking tickets and ripped them up. Then he dug out 90 cents out of his pocket.

'Rosco, now who do you expect me to live off that?' He looked at the coins in his hand.

'Well if you stopped parking illegally you wouldn't get them there tickets would ya?' Rosco said, rather pleased with himself.

'Rosco, I paid all my tickets two days ago. And the only place I've parked is here.' Cooter was getting very hot under his collar. Rosco fumbles at the look Cooter was giving him.

'Hey look there's Rosco.' Luke noticed. 'Cooter doesn't look happy.'

'Maybe because Rocso's trin' to rip him off.' Bo mused.

'Sure looks that way.' Luke said. Bo slowed the General down and it came to a stop in front of Rosco and Cooter.

'See you went for a swim Rosco.' Luke said. Rosco stuck his index finger at him.

'Now you boys are under arrest!' Rosco said.

'What for?' Bo asked.

'For speedin' that's what for! And for sinkin my car.'

'Well ya have to catch us first.' The General tore off down the road. Rosco dived for his car, thankful for once that the Duke boys turned up and took off after them. He took any excuse to get as far away from Cooter as possible at the moment.

Cooter walked over to the garage doors and opened them. The General back around and straight into the garage. Cooter closed one side of the door.

'Thanks Cooter.' Bo said as he got out.

'That was fast.' Cooter said as he leaned on the General's trunk.

'Yeah we only went 'round the block.'

'Then how did you get rid of Rosco?'

'Well we ran into Konrad and he's taking care of him.' Luke said. And Just then the Messiah pulled into the other empty spot in the garage. Cooter closed the other door.

'So do y'all know what Rosco is chasin' us for this time?' Konrad asked.

'He said for speedin'.' Luke answered.

'We wasn't speedin', heak, we barely got out the door when he came chargin' to the farm.'

'Well he made charges up as he chased us.' Bo said.

'I'd like to know what Boss and Rosco have against me. Far as I know I haven't done a thing to them.' Konrad complained as he got out the car.

'I'll give ya four' Cooter said. Everyone looked at him. He held up his hand and counted off his fingers. 'D.U.K.E. He doesn't need anymore.' Konrad snorted.

'Just because of my name that's a good reason to throw me in jail.' Konrad said rather annoyed.

'That's the way he sees it.' Luke said.

'Do ya think the cost is clear?' Bo asked and took a peak outside. 'Hey there's Rosco, he must've gave up tryin' to find us.' He watches as the patrol cars pulled up outside the police station. Rosco was whacking Cletus with his hat and Enos was reshaping his. "You dipstick" could be heard every now and then.

'I'd like to give Rosco a piece of my mind.' Konrad said.

'You're not going anywhere like that.' Luke said. Konrad scowled at him.

'Rosco's gone.' Bo reported.

'Alright,' Luke pointed a finger at Konrad. 'Not a word, you'll give Rosco another excuse to throw you in jail, not to mention us.' When Luke's back was turned, Konrad made a face. Bo climbed in the General and Luke started him. Cooter opened the door again to let them out. They waved goodbye and sped off down the street.

'Well he's right ya know.' Cooter said.

'Yeah.' Konrad forced himself you get his temper under control. He started towards the door.

'Where are you goin'?' Cooter asked.

'Out' Konrad said. 'I won't go near Rosco, I promise.' He walked out the door.

'You better not.' Cooter yelled after him.

Boss Hogg was munching on a drumstick when Rosco, Cletus and Enos came in.

'Boss, bad news, bad news.'

'Well then I don't want to know about it.' Boss said. 'Why can I smell garlic?'

'Oh uh that would be me Boss.' Cletus purked up.

'Any why do you smell like garlic?' Hogg asked.

'Yeah, why do you smell like garlic?' Rosco said. Trying to get a drumstick himself. Boss smacked his hand away.

'Well I was chasing Konrad and he stopped and sprayed me with a garlic mace.'

'Well go and arrest him for attacking an officer.' Boss said.

'Yeah.' Rosco gave up trying for a piece.

'Yes Boss.' Cletus went out the door.

'One Duke is good enough for me.' Boss said. He looked at Rosco. 'What are you standing there for? Go get 'im!'

'Yeah Enos' Rosco said.

'Yes sir.' Enos went out the door too.

'That goes for you too.' Boss hinted, taking a bite.

'Oh, I'm gone little fat buddy.' And walked out.

'Rosco!'

Konrad was walking along the footpath minding his own when he bumped into someone.

'I'm sorry.' He started. The guy looked up. Konrad recognised him. 'I take that back. What are you doin' here?' In response the guy just glared at him.

'Taking care of business.' He shot back.

'My ass! You better get outta here right now John.' Konrad said.

'Or what?' John smirked. Konrad was ready to start a brawl.

'You won't live to see another day.' Konrad hissed. The commotion had gathered onlookers.

'You wouldn't start a fight in the middle of the street.' John said confidently.

'Try me.' Konrad said before he hit John square in the jaw. John looked up with shock.

'You better be outta Hazzard before night fall or I'll hunt your worthless hide down.' Konrad turned on his heels and stormed off.

'This isn't over Konrad!' John yelled. Konrad walked faster but didn't turn around. 'This isn't over!'

Cooter hit his head at the sound of the door slamming, he looked up rubbing it.

'Ow' He mumbled. Konrad came into sight and kicked the toolbox making more racket. And spilling tools every where.

'I'm going to kill him!' Konrad said through clenched teeth.

'You didn't find Rosco did ya?' Cooter asked

'No.' Konrad answered.

'Then who?' He began to pick up the scattered tools. Konrad sighed and helped.

'Someone I'd rather not know.' Konrad said. Cooter gave him a look. 'A cousin of mine.'

'A cousin?' The mechanic raised his eyebrows.

'Yeah. One I'd not be related too if I had a choice.' Thankfully they had finished cleaning up the tools. Konrad didn't want to talk to much more about it. He opened the doors then got into the Messiah and started it.

'See ya at home.' Konrad said.

'Yeah, bye' He waved. Konrad hit the accelerator tore out of there making the tires smoke.

Balladeer: I don't think he's a happy camper. This means trouble. I wouldn't to the fridge now.


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