Birds are chirping in the early morning. Naruto is peacefully slumbering. His alarm clock starts to ring. Naruto fumbles his alarm clock and throws it to the wall, then continues with his sleep. His bangs cover his face.
Uzumaki Naruto is the son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina. He has blonde hair, blue eyes, and a perfect figure.
Ring! ring! His cell phone starts ringing all of a sudden, unstopable... He slowly opens his eyes and looks at his phone's screen.
"So? What the hell in the morning is she calling me for? " Naruto mumbles. He swipes the green button to accept the call.
"Hello?"Naruto answered in a stern voice
"Morning Naruto," she wished cheerfully, expressing her happiness.
What do you want, Ino? You're disturbing my sleep, you know, "said Naruto while yawning
"I need your help, Naruto," replied Ino.
I'm sleepy. Can you just tell me what you want? " "Said Naruto while rubbing his eyes."
Can you meet me in my shop? I will tell you everything there. I really need your help. "Please! "he pleaded.
"What time do you want me to meet you at?" asked Naruto while yawning.
"10 am. You have 2 hours! So wake up and get ready, Naruto! "replied Ino a little bit louder.
Yamanaka Ino is the only heiress of the Yamanaka clan. She's Naruto's best friend. She's the same age as Naruto, at 17 years old.
After quickly taking a shower and getting ready, he rushed to Ino's shop. Ino is a florist.
Ino was at the counter, waiting for him. After a few minutes, Naruto showed up.
"What do you want, huh, Ino?" asked Naruto. He was out of breath since he had run all the way there.
"Naruto catches your breath and has a seat first," said Ino.
So, what is the most important thing you want my help with? Did you hit someone again, Ino? " Naruto stared at Ino.
"Can you do me a favor, Naruto?" asked Ino in a pleading manner.
"What type of favor, Ino?" asked Naruto patiently.
Actually, today I have a blind date with someone I've just gotten to know," said Ino while blushing.
"So you want me to be there with you?" Naruto said
"No, I want you to go to that blind date at my place since I can't leave my shop, Naruto. My parents will kill me if I do. "Ino lied, hoping for Naruto to fall for it.
"What the fuck?! Hey, are you blind? Can't you see that I'm a guy? " Naruto looked at Ino doubtfully.
Please, Naruto. If you help me, I will treat you with ramen for a whole month, "said Ino," to make Naruto fall into the trap.
One month of ramen?! I will do it! " Without any hesitation, Naruto agreed to replace Ino willingly.
As you agreed, I need to make you look pretty and feminine, so follow me to my room. But before that, I need to close the shop for a while, "said Ino, while closing the glass doors of the shop."
Naruto felt nervous since it was the first time he entered a girl's room.
Noticing Ino, Naruto inquired, "Why do you appear uneasy, Naruto?"
Are you an idiot or what, Ino? This is the first time I entered your room, "replied Naruto.
"So? What is the big deal? "said Ino while searching for her makeup box.
Naruto muttered to himself, "It's not easy to talk with someone like this."
Naruto, sit on my bed. I'm going to makeover your face," said Ino, putting the make-up box on the floor.
Naruto stared at the big poster on the room's wall.
Ino, who's this guy in the poster? Some actor, singer, or model? Wow! "Your room is filled with his posters," Naruto asked Ino. There were also magazines of him on Ino's bed.
"Are you telling me that you don't know this man?" "Ino," pointed her finger towards the big poster,
"I wouldn't have asked you if I knew," he pouted.
"What kind of world are you living in, Naruto? This man is Uchiha Sasuke. The Great Uchiha "The Uchiha family has a great influence in this country," said Ino excitedly
"Whatever, forget about the details. I just want to know if he's the person you want me to meet, "said Naruto, curiously."
"Of course not, silly. I'd have definitely go myself if he was my blind date. Unfortunately, he's not, "replied Ino, with a sad expression.
"If you love the person in the poster, then why did you agree to go on that blind date? I don't understand what's wrong with you, "said Naruto.
Ino started to put make-up on Naruto and said, "That man is out of my league, Naruto." Someone like me can't reach him. A handsome and rich man like him can only be my sweet dream.
"So Ino, this man. Is he originally handsome or has he had plastic surgery? " Naruto said, staring at the poster.
"He was naturally born with that handsome face. Unlike you, who are naturally born with a pretty face like a girl, said Ino.
"Don't be so mean, Ino. Did you hear the sound of my heart breaking? "said Naruto.
"No, I didn't. Now shut up for five minutes, will you? " She replied angrily, as she was annoyed with Naruto's constant blabbering.
"After 30 minutes, Ino finished putting make-up on Naruto's face. Ino was amazed by Naruto's extraordinary beauty.
"So, who's this man whom I'm supposed to meet today? asked Naruto while looking at his image in the mirror.
"His name is Akira," said Ino, while handing Naruto a picture of him. Here's a picture of him. Don't end up meeting the wrong person, okay? I'm also lending you my favorite handbag. Make sure to take care of it; I'll kill you otherwise. "
"Why do you care so much about this stupid handbag?" asked Naruto.
It's not stupid. I bought this bag after saving up for a few months, you know, "replied Ino in a stern voice.
Okay, okay. I got it. I'll put my life on the line to take care of this bag, "replied Naruto with a cynical smile.
"You should leave now, or else you'll be late," he reminded Ino.
"Can you tell me the meeting spot again?" Naruto said
"At Kitsune Cafe," said Ino.
"I tell you, if that guy tries to do something funny, I'll kill him," said Naruto.
"Yeah sure. Do whatever you want if he tries to do something to you, "answered Ino.
"Okay then, Got to go. Saying that, Naruto left his best friend's place. "
Finally, he reached Kitsune cafe and saw the man whose photo Ino showed him.
Excuse me. Are you Mr. Akira? "asked Naruto.
"Yes, and you are?" asked Akira.
"I'm Ino. I promised to meet you today here, "said Naruto with a gentle smile. Naruto can seriously act like a girl. Even Akira couldn't realize that he was a man.
"Yes, I remember. "You are more beautiful than I imagined," said Akira.
Ah, don't say it like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable, "said Naruto."
"Sorry, but I just can't take my eyes off of you. "You're really beautiful," said Akira.
"T... Thank you," said Naruto with a blush.
"I, being a man, am getting praised by another man. Am I supposed to be happy about it? "Tsk, I wanna go home," Naruto murmured.
Naruto observed Akira's face and thought while resting his chin on his palm, "he has a handsome face and such a masculine body, while I have such a pretty and feminine face with a slim body." How I envy him. "
"Why are you looking at me like that?" asked Akira.
"Well, you have such a handsome face and such a good body that it's hard to believe that you don't have a girlfriend. You can get anyone you like. " Naruto said bluntly,
"Ah, it's because... I am not ready for anything and I want someone who'll accept the real me and not just my face. It's hard and painful to go out with someone who'll only like your appearance, no? said Akira
"Yes, I agree," replied Naruto.
"So what would you like? "Coffee or tea?" asked Akira.
"Tea please," replied Naruto
By the way, do you have anyone you like? said Akira
Naruto wondered what would be the best answer to Akira's question and he remembered what Ino said to him about her feelings for the guy whose posters she has in her room.
"In my room, I have many posters and magazines of Uchiha Sasuke. I like him a lot, "Naruto answered.
"Wow, you sure do like him a lot," said Akira.
"Um... you also have a pretty face. How come you don't have a lover? " asked Akira.
Well, it's because it's not easy to find true love. Plus, I'm scared of falling for anyone. Love is a happy feeling, but, it also gives us sadness, pain, and suffering," replied Naruto.
"Yes, I know what you mean," said Akira.
Two hours passed like that. Naruto decided to go home.
Mr. Akira, I need to take my leave now. It's nice to be your friend. I hope we'll meet soon, "said Naruto.
"I'll be looking forward to that, and hopefully after our second meeting, we'll be able to get along," said Akira.
"Hmm, who knows? Naruto bid farewell with a smile.
While going out of the cafe, a bag-snatcher snatched his bag.
Damn it! It's Ino's handbag, "he dashed after the thief.
A luxurious car was parked in front of a restaurant. A man wearing a black suit stepped out of the car. His raven hair matched his dark black eyes.
"Welcome to our restaurant, master Sasuke," said the employee standing at the front door of the restaurant.
"Hm," said Sasuke, solemnly. Suddenly, a girl bumped into him, who was none other than Naruto, who was chasing the robber, making Sasuke fall to the ground.
"What the hell was that?" Sasuke grunted while trying to get up.
"Hey!Chotto matte! You jerk! Give my handbag back! I yelled at the blonde-haired girl, "that is Naruto."
Move it. " Naruto pushed Sasuke aside as he was in his way and ran after the robber. He took off his shoes and threw them at the robber with all his strength, making the robber fall. Then he went to the robber and, after giving him a few blows, said, "This handbag is expensive. You know, if you want it, go buy one yourself."
When Naruto was busy checking the things in his bag, the thief got away. "Sheesh, that bastard is running away!" Naruto muttered, then shouted, "I'll kill you if I ever get to see you again, you bastard!"
Sasuke saw the incident. He never saw any girl doing such a thing. He approached Naruto and asked, "Is it nice for a girl like you to do such a thing in public?"
"Huh?" "What do you mean?" Naruto inquired, referring to the phrase "What do you mean?"
You just hit someone, right? Don't you think it's so not ladylike for a girl to do such a thing? " Sasuke said
"So? Then just pretend not to see it. "What I do is none of your business," Naruto explained. He had a feeling that he had seen Sasuke before, but couldn't remember.
Yeah, what you do is not my problem. My problem is that you dirtied my tuxedo. So you'll have to repay me by buying me a new one," replied Sasuke.
"Pardon? I don't remember dirtying your tuxedo. If I look carefully, it doesn't seem dirty at all. Ah, I know. You are wearing an old tuxedo and you cannot afford a new one, so you want to make me buy you a new one by accusing me of dirtying your tuxedo. Seriously, what a great plan, "said Naruto with a smirk.
"Well, someone like you can't even afford to buy me a necktie, so it's obvious that you won't be able to buy me a tuxedo either. Tsk lower class. " Sasuke replied in a sarcastic tone.
"This annoying rich bastard!" Naruto murmured
"Yeah, I'm poor and lower class, too, but I have more manners than you! Even though being poor, I don't have such a bad attitude as you, so in this case, you are poorer than me, you rich bastard! ", saying that Naruto smirked and left before things got worse.
"Who does she think I am?! How could she talk to me like this? " Sasuke was astonished as it was the first time someone talked to him like that, and moreover, she even called him a bastard.
"Master Sasuke, Master Fugaku, and Master Mikoto have already arrived and are waiting for you," said Kakashi, Sasuke's right hand.
What an interesting scene it was! It was the first time I've seen someone talking like that to Master Sasuke, "Kakashi whispered to himself.
"So rude! How dare she call me a "rich bastard"? Sasuke thought and smirked.
Sasuke's devilish grin was visible to Kakashi.
Naruto returned to Ino's house and made a sour face in front of her.
"So? What happened? Everything go smoothly? " asked Ino.
"Everything was fine. Until I met a certain someone who ruined my day, "said Naruto angrily, sitting on Ino's bed.
So something bad happened, huh? What happened to me? " Ino said, staring at Naruto.
"You know, I met a very rude man today," Naruto replied, making an annoyed face.
"So what did he do to you?" Ino was still waiting for Naruto's answer.
Naruto explained everything to Ino from the start.
So as you said, he seemed to be from a rich family. Then do you know him? "asked Ino.
I don't know. I just felt like I'd seen him somewhere before. Ahh! There! That's him! It's him, Ino! " "Naruto!" exclaimed Naruto, pointing his finger towards Sasuke's big poster on Ino's room's wall.
Ino was shocked!
Are you sure it's him who pissed you off? " Ino asked with a shaking tone.
"Yes! I'm sure! His hair, his eyes, his face, everything is the same! " Naruto said
Did you say something to him, Naruto? ' Ino asked.
"I just called him Mr. Rich Bastard and told him that he was poorer than me in terms of attitude," said Naruto.
"You said that to him, Naruto? He is probably searching for you, "said Ino.
How can he search for me? "It's not like he has a big reputation in the country or something," Naruto said, not realizing who Sasuke was.
"Do you remember what I said about the Uchiha family today?" asked Ino.
You told me that the Uchiha family has a high reputation in Konoha. But I don't know much about them, "replied Naruto.
"You massive idiot! The one you called Mr. Rich Bastard is nobody else than the man on my poster, Uchiha Sasuke, the 2nd heir of the Uchiha family. I don't want to say this, but you need to run and hide before he finds you, "said Ino.
"Do you mean that jerk is from the Uchiha family?" Oh shit! He will kill me! How couldn't I recognize his face? " Naruto yelled.
"Don't worry, as long as you don't show your girl's face, he will never be able to find you," said Ino.
Oh yeah! You're right! Now I can breathe properly. When you said he would be searching for me, I was so scared that I felt my soul had just left my body, "said Naruto.
I think you'll be fine. Don't worry, I'll keep your secret, "said Ino.
"Hmm. Thank you. I'll now get changed. I'm going to use your washroom," said Naruto. "
Ino just watched her friend and hoped that he'd be fine after so many things happened to him.
