Roo: UPDATE!
Kari: Actually, 5 reviews for her first chappie is a nice amount.
Roo: Yeah! I'm off to a pretty good start. So…I will respond to each of your reviews individually!
Thankies go out to…
PhantomGirl515: Oh my gosh! Don't splode! (Gives you tacos) Better? And yes, Dib and Zim are very cute…but not as a couple… That just scares me. Thankies!
Jabber-NutFoxypants: My forever loyal reviewer! (Huggles you) Shawlynn, Kari says that she would rather hang out with you than me… go figure. And I am quite happy to see you, Spring-Bomb! And…I know that I spelled my "fors" wrong! Don't mock me! (Hits spell check) I'll be more careful this time around. (Glares at spell check) Thank you for your review!
Steffie:That's awesome that my story was the first one that you read. I feel so special. (Blushes) I'm extra happy that you think it is good! Thankies and here's a second chappie for ya!
Psychogizmo: Yeah, It wasn't as funny as it could've been. But I plan on it getting funnier as I go along and get more inspired. I also didn't mean for it to be so freaking short. Hopefully this one will be longer. Thankies for your review!
GipsyChan: Yes, it was WAY too short. I hate that chappie. -.- I got the third volume of the IZ DVDs, and I saw the episode with Tak. I hadn't seen her since the show was on Nick, so I completely forgot about her. Then, I thought that Dib should be paired with her just cuz they belong together. So, she's coming back to Earth for Dib. Isn't that sweet? … I am so sappy when it comes to romance stories… (Sigh) Thankies and here's the update!
Roo: Well, that's all of you!
Kari: Now she feels special. We're all doomed.
Roo: Shut up! You annoy me!
Kari: And you annoy me. So now we're even.
Roo: Whatever. Just do the freaking disclaimer!
Kari: Roo doesn't own Invader Zim and most likely never will, are you lawyers happy now?
Roo: On with chappie number 2!
Chappie 2
Tak is back!
The rest of the walk to the skool was silent and calm. Gir was playing with the rubber pig and was twirling around with it like a little skool girl, all while screeching like a howler monkey. Dib was just staring at the robot with a raised, invisible eyebrow. Zim was getting ready to dismantle him right then and there. Gaz just continued playing Vampire Piggy Hunter while thinking about the annoyance of the little robot and how he was messing up her game. Her hands clenched the GS2 tighter and tighter until she couldn't take the screeching any longer. So, maybe it wasn't actually that calm…
"Hey, Zim?"
"Yeah?" answered the Irken alien.
"Make your pet shut its trap before I break it into pieces," threatened Gaz.
Zim turned to Gir. "Gir, shut-" He was cut short by a voice he knew all too well.
"I see that your "evil minion" is still as stupid as ever. So much for being advanced." Zim turned to his left side to be face-to-face with none other than his arch rival, Tak, in her gothic-like human disguise.
"Tak? What are you doing back here on Earth?" he asked, surprised by her sudden appearance. "I thought I showed you whose planet this is to conquer!" He pointed his claw-like finger dramatically while shouting.
"Ahem." Dib crossed his arms and looked at Zim angrily.
"And I had some help from the filthy Earth creature," added Zim while glaring at Dib. Dib smiled in triumph. "Anyway, why ARE you here?"
"I have my reasons."
"What are those?" Tak sent a look in Zim's direction saying that he was stupid to think that she would tell him of all people.
Out of the blue, the skool bell rang and the skool yard's inhabitants rushed inside. Gir followed all the humans and continued to screech. Zim followed the SIR unit just to make sure that none of the humans got a hold of his advanced Irken technology. Gaz shut off the GS2 and put it in her backpack, silently walking to the educational building. Tak and Dib followed.
-Once inside-
Everyone had stopped by the office and got their class schedules and walked to the hall of their grade. Dib and Zim were in four of their seven classes together; homeroom, PE, band (Their elective), and math. Dib suspected that the principal was high on something or other. Zim just put the principal on his list of people that would die first once he tool over the pathetic planet. He was placed right after Dib. After putting him on the list, Zim laughed maniacally and received some awkward stares from the other students. He soon noticed their stares and stopped the laughter. He coughed and then walked away like nothing had happened. Everyone soon went back to whatever they were doing before.
As for the others, they were content with their classes. Gir's schedule had Special ED as his elective, not that he had chosen it because he didn't know what it meant. Zim had chosen it for him when Gir decided that he wanted to go to skool with his master. Gir was also going to be with the other "special students" in all of his other classes. Yet again, it was his master's decision.
-Later on…-
Dib and Zim had found their homeroom class, which was where they were to report first. The room was filled with the other human stink children, including some from the
previous year. The two rivals selected their desks, which were both on opposite sides of the classroom that way they could exchange supposedly evil glares at each other.
The majority of the class was talking noisily, like any normal 6th grade class. They talked about what they did during their summer vacation and how they planned to drive their new teachers insane. Some were saying "Blah blah blah" just for the sake of being obnoxious. But such annoyance would not be tolerated by this new teacher. The teacher who would strike permanent fear into their hearts…
"Be silent, you filthy vermin!" came a deep, manly voice, but surprisingly, it was coming from a woman. She had her grey hair piled up on her head like the old fashioned beehive hair-do. Another noticeable feature was her double (or one thousand) chins that fell down her unclean dress like a waterfall. She had a big mole on the previously mentioned chins that had a few wire-like hairs and what looked like a spot of mustard on it. Her squinting eyes glared at the class from behind her also filthy thick, square glasses. In short, she was the single most ugly thing on the face of the planet. And all the students knew it too.
"Ew…" said one of them. The man-lady's glare turned to the single child. The child gulped as he sulked into the chair. But he was no match for the chins of the teacher. They seemed to have a mind of their own and flew over to the defenseless child and seemed to swallow him alive like a snake eating its pray.
"I don't want to hear another word out of any of you for the rest of the year or you'll be next. The whole class gulped. This was going to be a nightmare of a year…
End of Chappie!
Roo: I hope that this chappie satisfied you. (crosses fingers)
Kari: And, on a side note, this teacher was based off of an actual substitute teacher that Roo had for several years of her skool life. Detectives are still deciding whether or not the teacher's chins actually sucked up any students.
Roo: Yeah… (shivers from memories) I was one of the lucky survivors… Some were not as lucky as myself…
Kari: …Okay…Leave a review, and also, you can give Roo any suggestions that you might have for this story. Flames will not be tolerated, and if you flame us we will sick the chins of doom on you. So don't put your precious life in danger.
-Sayonara!-
-Roo and Kari-
(POOF!)
