Roo: The third chappie! Whoot!

Kari: You made her do this… (Points to you) YOU are the cause of this… this… DOOM. Because of you… She updated… And that will be the true downfall of –

Roo: Oh, hush. (Bonks with scythe)

Kari: Fine. Be that way. (Puts ice pack on head)

Roo: Now, do what I pay you for! Say the disclaimer!

Kari: You've never paid me… You barely have enough money to keep yourself satisfied! Let alone me!

Roo: Whatever. Just say it, (points to pile of dead and deceased people, who were killed by herself and her scythe) and you won't end up like the others. (Eyes glow neon green and neon green aura surrounds her and her scythe)

Kari: Nice lighting effects. Where'd ya get them? (Notices they're for real) Oh… (Nervous look) Heh heh… she doesn't own Invader Zim… only me and the fic… heh heh… You know, you should probably answer to the reviews.

Roo: Already on it!

Thankies go out to…

Jabber-Nut Foxypants: Yay! I WAS watching you type that review AND we watched the DVDs! What will we do next…? WHO KNOWS! The sky is the limit! (tries to fly) (fails) Thankies… for your… review… (dies) X.x

Sayiangirl: Okay… I like ZAGRs too, but I don't think I'm nearly as crazy as you are about it. O.o And… how land did it take you to type that? That was the longest review I've ever gotten! I feel so special! You even beat Jabber-Nut to the Longest Review EVER mark! And that takes skills! Thankies for your reviews!

Cashews: I am sorry it I brought back any unneeded memories. If I did, I'm sorry! Thankies for your review and I'm glad that you think it was great! That makes me feel so good inside! O.o And here's the next chappie! (Thankies captain obvious!)

GipsyChan: Yeah… sadly, it was short. And the teacher is an It, not a He or a She. Weird, huh? Kinda disturbing, too. O.O Yeah, the real life teacher that this beast was based off of did look a little like the Pizza Hog. Maybe with a twist of Turkey Neck for flavor. I'm glad that I could make it JV styled. I never thought that I could do that, considering that he is WAY too awesome. Thankies for your review!

PhantomGirl515: Yes, Tak is awesome! But how can you read the episode? That seems kinda weird. And screensavers can be excessively retarded and annoying! I know that I hate mine! And I liked that little thing with the bacon and the soap at the end of your review! That was funny! I will never stop writing! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (choke) Anyways, Thankies for your review and here's the update!

Invader Shannon: Thankies for your review! I'm glad that you think it is awesome! That makes me happy!

Thankies to you all!

Roo: Wow… 12 reviews already! This is the best that any of my fics have done! OH YEAH! I am on a roll!

Kari: Get on with the chappie! They came here to read it, not listen to your chatterbox!

Roo: Disclaimer first!

Kari: Alright already! Roo Owns nothing except the story and me! There! I said it.

Roo: Okie-dokie! Enjoy the update while it lasts! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Kari: Give it a rest, will ya?

-Chappie 3-

Locker Buddies

The scary and frightening teacher walked into the classroom slowly in an attempt to strike even more fear into the students' hearts… and it was working. The ugliness made a rather large shiver go up Zim's spinal cord (or whatever makes his back. O.o) and he decided that this particular earth creature (he didn't know what species it was! xD) was something that could threaten his mission greatly.

'Something that could cause even the great Zim to feel fright could possibly be a match for my Irken invader skills. It could even be a problem for the Mass when they get here… I must destroy it… and quickly…' he thought while examining its revolting body for any signs of a nuclear weapon. He didn't see any threats, aside from the chins, and maybe that mole, too… 'If I get rid of the chins… yes… that could possibly lower its power… Now, how would I do that?' Zim pondered these thoughts, all while absent-mindedly twirling his non-existing mustache. That twirling motion made the people on Dib's half of the room advert their stares from the ugly thing to Zim's action that was making him look really retarded.

'Maybe it has some relation with the Blotch (see episode named "Mysterious Mysteries"). And were those chins genetically enhanced, or were they touched by the supernatural? What gave them the ability to suck up people into another dimension? Where did that kid go to, anyway?' Dib contemplated these questions hatched by his young paranormal investigator mind, all while stroking a non-existing beard. Stares from Zim's half of the room came his direction.

So, the scene currently looked a little like this. Dib and Zim were both contemplating and pondering things while touching imaginary facial hair. The children on Zim's half of the room were staring at Dib's weirdness and the kids on Dib's half of the room were observing Zim's strangeness. And of course, there was the ugly thing from the deep walking to the center of the front of the room. AND THEN A GIANT PENGUIN FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOWS AND LANDED ON DIB'S ABNORMALY LARGE HEAD! WTQ? … Just joking! Hee hee! … Or was I? O.o

"My name is Ms. Miller, you filthy vermin. I hope that you all never live to see the 7th grade," it said in that disgusting, manly voice. As it spoke, the chins wiggled in a sickly manner. And the mole seemed to be vibrating…

The kids didn't say anything in response for fear of being absorbed. And also because of the comment made in the previous chappie that it didn't want the people to say another word for the rest of the year. All was way too silent to possibly be an ACTUAL 6th grade class.

"Now, pick your filthy locker partner and your equally filthy lockers," came that disturbing voice. "I would advise you to clean out the man eating purple fungi that might have formed from last year's putrid student body." Some random other kid tried to escape to the bathroom for obvious reasons (to empty his stomach of his breakfast), but the chins caught on to his before he could even reach the door. The child joined the other one inside the dimension that Dib decided supposedly was inside of that mole. All the chins had to do was feed on them and suck their blood, or something along the lines of that, and then the lifeless bodies were dumped into the mole as a sort of life force to keep the body and the chins alive and well.

The children cautiously got out of their seats to pick their partner, avoiding any eye contact with the… teacher. They joined together and then walked out to the hall to pick their locker. A skool attendant was waiting out there for them and gave them the combination for their locker. Then, they opened it and discovered that the ogre was not lying about the purple fungi. And it WAS a man-eater. As soon as the light from the world outside of the metal box hit it, it jumped out at its victims. This caused incredibly high-pitched screams to come from the girls and "Holy (insert bad word here)!) to come from most of the boys.

And so the ritual of picking and screaming continued until the only people left without locker buddies were none other than Dib and his beloved arch rival, Zim.

The disgusting excuse for a teacher walked over to them, its chins swaying with the movement of its chunky, obese body. As it neared, a stench filled the atmosphere. The smell was powerful enough to make the O-zone layer MUCH thinner, and it did, in fact. Despite Zim's lacking of a nose, it made him shrivel in disgust. Dib nearly gagged from the body odor coming from everywhere, especially the pits, where sweat had made two rather large wet spots on the already filthy enough shirt that it was wearing.

"Oh… Tallests help me! Help me survive this horrible human stench!" mumbled Zim quietly, praying with his shriveled hands for help in surviving this stinky moment.

'Geeze, when was the last time it took a shower?' thought Dib while covering his nose with one hand and swatting the flies that were lingering around the beast away from him with the other hand.

"I now declare you two locker buddies. You may pick your fungi ridden locker and dump your (insert same bad word from other paragraph here) in it." The two boys exchanged death glares and growls. It was decided. This year would not only be long and torturous, but it would also be filled with inevitable doom.

-End of Chappie!-

Roo: Okay… those paragraphs were pretty long in my opinion, and yet the chappie wasn't that long… It makes no sense!

Kari: So, they'll just have to put up with these short chappies until you can find some mysterious other way to make them long?

Roo: I suppose so… I am sorry! I've always kinda had trouble writing decent sized chappies. X.x' My apologies in advance. Also, sorries for this chappie being do freaking UNEVENTFUL! I was having fun with describing thingywas! I know that there was not that much dialogue! So don't mention it in your reviews cuz I already know this fact! X.X;

Kari: She'll work on improving this. I think.

Roo: (bonks Kari on head) Of course I will! How can you doubt me?

Kari: Do you want me to name off everything on the list?

-Sayonara!-

-Roo and Kari-

(POOF!)