Roo: Sorry this update wasn't as quick as the others! I've had a cold and therefore did not want to type too much cuz I knew that I would probably make typos like there was no tomorrow, but I feel much better now!

Kari: This means that you'll get around the clock suffering.

Roo: Why must you insult me so much?

Kari: Because I can, that's why.

Roo: Good point.

Thankies go out to…

Sayiangirl: I wish I could type that fast. You're gifted.

GipsyChan: Don't worry; it'll get to the ZAGR and DATR parts in time… I just don't want to rush things. I have plenty of ideas for those parts floating around in my head, though! All I need to do is put them in the right places. Here's another chappie for you! I hope this one's longer. I think it might be…

Invader Shannon: Well, I continued! And that's probably for the best, cuz I believe that patience is not a virtue… It's a skill.

TheFicLord: If you used Mini Moose and Gir's ghosts, does that mean that you killed them or sucked their souls out? That would be animal AND robot abuse! And that's not good! Yeah, Kari is with me in all my author's notes and sometimes in my reviews. You managed to kill the chins? What kind of gun did you use? Not many things can kill Miller Chins!

Jabber-NutFoxypants: I come over to your house when I can, but you were at drivers Ed most of the time, and right now you're in Boise! So sometimes I can't… Which is sad. Yay! Way to go me! I rock! (Gets tomato thrown at her) Jeeze, people! Don't throw things at me! X.x

xxFadingAwayxx: Just as I told GipsyChan, I will get to it EVENTUALLY. I don't like it when romance stories are rushed. NO! NOT THE SQUIRRELY WRATH! ANYTHING BUT THAT! (Ahem) Glad you love the story!

Roo: And, that's about everyone! Kari, you know what to do.

Kari: And if I don't?

Roo: Well, after a year you should.

Kari: Dang it. (Sigh) Jhonen Vasquez owns Invader Zim, Not Roo, not anyone else. Just Jhonen himself.

Roo: Enjoy the chappie!

-Chappie 4-

-The Side Story of DOOM-

So, now we move onto a class for children with more then a few screws loose. And who better to be in this class then Gir! Yes, this is a class for the more insane pupils of the skool, taught by a teacher whose name is classified information. Because of this, we will call her "Joe".

(Switch to class taught by Joe)

"Hello, class!" said an overly cheery teacher named Joe. She waved enthusiastically. Very enthusiastically. So enthusiastically that her arm flew off.

"What was that?" asked The Letter M while staring at the twitching and cringing arm on the floor, along with the rest of the class.

"Oh, sorry!" She flashed a nervous smile. "It… does that sometimes."

"Why?" asked Billy.

"Um…"

(Le gasp! Flash back!)

Oh, the drama! Oh, the action! Oh, the drama! Wait. I already said drama, didn't I?

A dangerous and fierce battle between Joe and Ms. Miller was a brewing. The arena: That place near the vending machines. A fight had begun for the last bag of the sour gummy bears, the sacred treasure of the vending machine.

"Are you prepared to suffer death?" asked Joe.

"Those gummy bears are MINE. Like unsuccessful students, they are my chins' life force." It stroked the chins, as if petting them. They seemed to purr in response to this touching. "They are like the air we breathe, but even more important."

(Insert crappy heroic music here)

"No, I won't let that happen," stated Joe as an American flag appeared behind her. "In the name of justice, I will-"

The heroic music came to an even crappier pause, like a broken record or something, as some random dude came by. "Dude, we need our flag back, yo."

"Sorry." Joe hung her head low in disgrace.

"But, if it'll make you happy, you can use Canada's flag, yo." The random person pointed to the red and white lag sitting in a nearby corner. "We're done with it, yo."

"Thank you so much!" She ran over to the flag and replaced the American with the Canadian flag, and then got back into the crappy heroic pose. The annoying music started up yet again.

"Ahem. As I was saying… In the name of justice, I will eat those gummy bears!" She rushed toward the Miller, looking as though she would punch it, but the Miller held up a stop sign. Joe came top a halt.

"I'll give you the gummy bears in exchange for your arm."

"Deal!"

And the deal was sealed! The Miller ripped off Joes arm and Joe ate gummy bears. The Miller started to absorb the sacrificed limb, but…

"EW!" The chins spat out the arm. It landed on the arm, covered in something along the lines of saliva. "Your arm is sickening!"

"BLARGH!" Joe spat out a whole bunch of purple gummy bears. "These eggplant flavored ones are horrible!"

"I'll give you your already torn off arm in exchange for those eggplant flavored ones."

"Deal!"

And after the second deal was sealed, the chins absorbed the spit covered candies and Joe duck taped her arm back on. The End.

(End of flash back!)

"Are you sure that you want to know?" asked Joe after 31 ½ seconds of twitching and shivering from the horrid memory.

"You bet! That's why I asked," replied Billy.

"Well… you can't know! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" (choke cough hack seizure die twitch DOOM)

And with that, Joe keeled over from a failed attempt at being an evil psychopathic freak. The funeral dudes came and carried her body out to the Funeral Dudes Inc. official Hummer.

(silence)

(crickets chirping)

"Great job, Billy! You killed our teacher!" shouted Irwin sarcastically. "Now we don't even HAVE a teacher!" Irwin whacked Billy over the head with Random Person number 32 out of anger and aggression. "I was supposed to kill our teacher, not you!" A fist fight was almost started between Billy and Irwin, but was delayed by the appearance of a shiny robot. It was none other than Gir. He and Mini Moose casually walked/floated through the door. Luckily for them, Joe was as dead as dead could get, so they could not get yelled at.

"I'M GONNA BE YOUR NEW TEACHA THINGY!" screeched Gir as he jumped up onto the former teachers desk. The students cheered for the little SIR unit. Mini Moose tossed rubber piggies out to the crowd of shouting kids.

"No! Mah rubber piggies! I loveded you! LOVEDED YOU!"

"What's all this noise?" shouted the Leprechaun Overlord that was in the hallway.

"No… the rumors were true…"said Random Person number 32. Her eyes widened in fear and all the other students, excluding Gir because he has no fingernails, started chewing on their fingernails in complete synchronization. "The school DOES have a Leprechaun Overlord!" All the children, except Gir because he was still mourning over the loss of his beloved rubber piggies, screamed in complete synchronization. Well, except for Billy because he was half a second off.

"But, no one is EVER to anger a Leprechaun Overlord! We have disobeyed the laws of physics!" shouted Skoodge as he ran around like a deranged howler monkey.

"Yippee!" screeched Gir, now forgetting about his sadness and the pain he had been feeling inside his little robot heart. "We're gonna be DOOMED!"

Mini Moose squeaked in triumph. The students trembled in fear. Gir jumped onto the Overlord's head in stupidity.

"You got any o' dem taquitos?" Gir reached into his head compartment and pulled out a taquito and a sombrero, put the sombrero on, and held the taquitos up into the air. "I gots me one!" Then he started thwapping the Leprechaun's head with the Mexican food.

"NO! Not the taquito!" The Leprechaun's head started to flame and his skin started to melt into a puddle of melted skin and stuff. "It buuuurrrnnnssss…"

And those were the last words of the Leprechaun Overlord. But the skool had just hired another one to take his place. Taquito incidents like that happened all the time, so they always had reinforcements.

"Wow, Gir! You saved us from our DOOM filled fate/destiny! I think I love you!" yelled Random Person number 32.

"No! He's mine!" Allison jumped onto Random Person number 32's head and bit it with her vampire fangs.

"But he's so CUTE!" squealed Skoodge like a fat, ugly little skool girl. All the other children gave the fat green child strange looks.

(More silence)

(More crickets chirping)

Everyone's stares went to that cricket.

Mini Moose ate said cricket.

The people cheered for Mini Moose and Gir.

And that was how Gir and Mini Moose rose up to popularity and this was how they would take over the skool. And without even knowing it, either.

-End of Chappie!-

Roo: And, that's about it!

Kari: And Roo actually believes that all principals are actually Leprechaun Overlords… kinda sad, if ya think about it.

Roo: I don't like you. So shut up! They ARE Leprechaun Overlords! Have you ever noticed how short and fat they are? They just make themselves look like normal humans until it's time to strike!

Kari: You are one hopeless little person.

Sayonara!

-Roo and Kari-

((POOF!))