Vegeta woke up in the morning and looked at the clock. "Ah, it's Tuesday," vegeta said. He also woke up early so he didn't have to hurry like in Monday. Vegeta calmly put his school uniform on to wear it to school and then walked out of it to the stairs, which he descended. He looked cool the whole time, even though no one was there to see it.

When Vegeta got down the stairs, he saw a surprise: Vegeta had made him breakfast. Vegeta was shocked and surprised, because it was surprising to him. "Good morning, son," said Vegeta's dad. Vegeta's dad rarely made breakfast for Vegeta, because Vegeta usually sleept in kinda late. Since Vegeta's dad was the principal he always left early. Today's menu was eggs and caramelized shallots; Vegeta's Dad's favorite. Vegeta liked them too.

As Vegeta ate the breakfast made for him by Vegeta's dad, he thought about Goku. "Goku said he'd see me tomorrow, thought Vegeta, and that is today" Vegeta thought. Vegeta finished breakfast and walked out of the door after opening it and grabbing his stuff. As he walked out from his house to the school, he coolly dodged bird poop that was on the ground.

Shallot was there and Vegeta saw him. "Hey Vegeta," said Shallot to Vegeta whom he approached while he was walking to school.

"Shallot, I am sorry for being a fricking butthole yesterday," said Vegeta, "Yeah, I'm sorry too, even though my name is Shallot." Shallot was still funny even when he was sad.

Vegeta and Shallot shook hands, but kept a distance between each other's waists, and socks too. "So," Vegeta began, "did you hear anything about the new kid?" Even though Nappa and Shallot could be jerks, Shallot actually thought Goku was really cool, and a not loser.

"Yeah, I've heard a few rumors, like that he and… well—"

"And who?!" Vegeta shouted, flustered.

"Jeez, I did not think you would make a deal over it," said Shallot, "I will tell you later."

"Hmph, whatever…" said Vegeta as he crossed his arms like folding a paper bag. "We have time to spare; I'm going to see what Nappa is up to," said Vegeta again as he and Shallot continued on their way.

"Every time I hear that clown's name…," thought vegeta, trailing in his thoughts, "I hate him, I hate him!"

"BONK!" While groaning, Vegeta walked directly into Nappa. "Woah, Vegeta, what's is the rush?!" said Nappa.

"Hey Nappa," Shallot said at Nappa. Vegeta scowled his face.

"Humph," Vegeta humphed. Vegeta was mad and not happy about what Shallot said, and didn't want too talk too Nappa about it. "It's no you're concern," Vegeta humphed further.

"O" formed Nappa's mouth, understanding that Vegeta wasen't want to talk about something. Although he was a stupid, Nappa was a good friend and knew when his freid didn't want too talk about something yet.

The Saiyan trio began to walk to the school in quiets. Suddenly Napper stopped in his tracks. He dramatically turned his head to face the wind which was coming from the northeast, his moustache flowing glamorously in the wind. "I feel… a sports on the horizon…;" sayed Nappa. Vegeta and Shallot stopped to take in Nappa's wisdom; Nappa was a musclejock, and had a good sense for the scheduling of sporting events, so Shallot and Vegeta had a trusting him. "There will be running and other sports maybe… I can feel it in my muscles," Nappa said.

"yes," said nappa and shallot together, agreeing with Nappa. All thee of them walked down the road to go to school where they would sit at their desks and math and write. Nappa gets a big smirk rotation on his face and slaps Shallot's butt; Shallot is shocked and surprised at first but then slaps Nappa's butt but in retaliatiatory.

It was like they had towels and were in the boys' lockeroom, but instead of towels they had hands, and instead of the lockeroom they are heading to the Saiyan High School.

Nappa slaps Shallot's butt but louder and more intense this time and he slaps his butt too. They took turns slaping each butt. The butt slaping was getting more loud and intense as they continued slaping.

The slaping kept continuing and was now so loud that it could be heard at a very far away. The slaping was so long that infact Neel Arm Strong was hearing it on the moon and it was so loud it cracked his Astronaught bowl and he died.

"What the frick is all of this racket," said Cabba, nearly deth from all of the slaping. Of course Cabba was the first to investigate the slaping, Vegeta thought because Cabba was a gay nerd: but unlike Shallot, Cabba was probably was actually gay.

Nappa and Shallot stops slaping butts, but only after getting one slap on Vegeta's butt each. Vegeta had a nice butt, so people would envy the desk he sats upon. Nappa was wearing clothes but if he weren't you would see that his butt was red from all the slaping. Shallots' was too.

"Hey! no slap my butt please!" Vegeta yelled! Vegeta's butt jumped when it got slaped. Cabba blushed.

"What is happening?" Cabba barked like an annoying little dog.

"We were slaping butts," explained Nappa. Shallot nods up and down like someone would do if they aggreed to something. Cabba wished he could join, but they were done slaping butts so he couldn't, so he reminded them that they should go to school and not slap butts because it is loud and distracting and Cabba saved the world by stopping the butt slaping.

"Hey, can I walk with you guys?" asked Cabba to the other Cool Saiyans: Nappa, Shallot, and Vegeta.

"No," said all three Cool Saiyans together at once in Unity and walked away in the direction of Saiyan High School where they went to school at.

"Nock Knock," asked Shallot to Nappa.

"Who's there?" sayed Napa.

"A gay nerd," said Shallot toward Nappa.

"Oh, hey Cabba," said Nappa.

"Ha ha ha" said Shallot.

"Ha ha ha" laughed Nappa.

"Heh, humph" chuckled Vegeta.

Vegeta didn't really chuckle. Vegeta flexed his neat muscles and everyone clapped and the joke (Shallot's) was funny because it was.

"I get it, because Cabba is a gay nerd!" explained Vegeta, because Nappa didn't get it. Shallot's joke was clever.

"I'll bet he hangs out with Piccolo," jested Nappa. Everyone nods like 'yes,' but with there heads.

Their feet moved to the school and they did too. School began and they were at HomeRoom. As ofcourse they did, Nappa and Shallot, and Veteta sat in the back of class away from the teacher but he was loud so they could hear him anyway.

Theyir seats were far away from the board and goku and the desk of the teacher, but Goku wasn't in class yet because they were early.

"RING RING RING rING RING!' said the school bell. It was 8:00 and now time to start the class day.

"Yes, class," responded a loud voice that sounded like the teacher from the desk by the board. Shallot looked over and saw that it was. "A parently, we were supposedly to be two transfer students, but one of them had a Dentist appointment out of town and could not make it because it was also in asia," spoke Paragus.

"That is far," joked Shallot because it was far. Shallot was funny.

As the words materialized from Paragus' mouth and floated in the air of the classRoom, but not really "as" because Shallot spoke then, so actually after, the door opened and a foot stepped in.

"Hi, guys," said Goku, whose foot walked through the door, "this is my brother, Radtiz," Raditz waved and tried to smile but his face would not do that because he was nervous, "he's very special to-"

All of the sudden the Speacial Edd Teachers reached through the door and grabbed Raditz.

"No, wait, I am not retarted!" Raditz screamed as he was dragged down the hall way by the Special Edd Teachers and pulled into the abyss of the jungle.

"No, wait I meant he was just-" Goku was inerupted again, "Any way, take your seat Goku." Goku sat next to Caulifla, where he was supposed too sit because that was where his seat from and Caulifla was his friend.

Goku asked Caulifla, "Where did they take him?" Caulifla's face looked at goku and the rest of her head did too.

"They took him too…," Caulifa's face looked grim, "the Special Edd room."

Goku gasped, "Ah, will I ever see him again?" Caulifla said no and class continued.

"Any ways again, Class class will now begin," Paragus spoke, "but before I begin, I have a nother announcement to make," Paragus spoke, "there is going to be Sports Festival soon and we will compete against a rivel school; so make sure that if you are participating your muscles are big and good."

Wow said Vegeta and Shallot; it had turned out that Nappa was correct about the Sports Festival as usual. Shallot and Vegeta and Cabba were impressed.

"Any way, Class will continue to start," said Paragus. Class happened and as Vegeta, Shallot, and Nappa were walking out of the classRoom they saw Goku panicking and Caulifla trying to calm him down, but she was dumb or something so she couldn't.

"The Room has had him for an hour ,move on he is probably gone by now," said Caulifla, as she put his arm around Goku and conforted him. Vegeta scoffed and asked what all of the commotion was because Goku was making one.

"What's with all of the commotion?" asked Veqeta.

"yes," asked Shallot.

"They took Raditz who is my brother to the Special Edd room," cried Goku being reminded that his brother was in the Special Edd. Caulifla hugged Goku because he was crying and felt her breasts pressing against his and Goku blushed.

"Tch, fine," said Vegeta, "I will help you." The Special Edd room was dangerous and few people returned from it.

"I can't let you do that, I-" and then Goku was inerupted again,

"No, I will do it instead," shouted Caulifla. Goku was flustered because he did not want either of his freinds to die.

"Relaxe, we are just doing some recon," relaxed Vegeta to Caulifla and Goku, "no one of us should die." Vegeta was smart, so he was probably right. Goku calmed down, but was still flusted.

"I do not know about that, it is dangerous to go into the tard room, I have heard and listened too rumors about it and its ruler," said Nappa.

"Ruler?" the three (Goku, Caulifla, and Vegeta) said.

"Yes, he is a Special Tard and is big and scary," said Nappa, "if you cross him you will not survive," said Shallot, "but instead you will die," said Nappa, who finished Shallot's sentence because they were good friends.

Nappa and Shallot looked feared and said "We are going to save your spots at the lunch table," and left.

"Alright, let's go," said Vegeta. Goku and Caulifla agreed and followed him to the Special Edd room.

As they aproached the Tard Room, they were overcome with dread. something did not feel right. Scared, but being the less scared of the three of them, Vegeta peeped through the window but could not see becuase the window was really tinted and it was hard to make out colors and shapes through it.

Caulifla and Goku followed suit and looked through the door window and could not see anything either because it was still hard to see.

"I can't see anything in there," observed Goku.

"Me too," said Caulifla. Goku and Caulifla were smart.

"Tch," said Vegeta. They feeled a dark presence behind them. A footstep was behind them too.

"Huh?" it said.

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