"woah ," said Goku, looking at the Tard Room. Vegeta along with the others was shocked and surprised. The butterfly left Vegeta's nose, and Vegeta looked further at the Tard Room that they had just opened the door of.

The Saiyans and not Krillin, who was standing guard outside, walked inside of the Special Edd ClassRoom and looked around.

There were green and red trees and roses and orekids too, they walked forward a little bit. They saw a big green Long Neck dinosoar in the distance eating leaves from a branch on a talltree by a large lake and too a volcano. It looked like a scene from a movie with the dinosores, like Jurasic Park.

The three Saiyans did not know what to say, but they still knew what to do, and that was to find Raditz.

"Woh," and said Vegeta, "I never knew this world existed." The Tard Room was not just a tard room, it was a Tard Jungle.

Despite being a wild room for Tards, the jungle was beautiful, mostly to Goku and Caulifla but also to Vegeta. Vegeta got into an Adventuring Stance. "Alright, let's go find Raditz," Vegeta said and then began to speek to Krillin. "Krillin close the door until we come back. We will use a code word when we do," he said and then told Krillin the code word.

The Saiyans that weren't Nappa or Shallot ambulated into the Jungle. They looked around for a little bit and then Goku decided too start yelling Raditz's name at the air to see if he could here it, but Vegeta stoped him.

"Do not do that, if we are loud than a Predator or Tard might come and we would be in danger, but I am strong so not really," said Vegeta. Vegeta was strong because he got A's in school Fights, so that would also be true for normal fights.

"Oh ok", stopped seeking Goku for an explaination. The Saiyan looked around some more and then found a plant. "This plant looks neat," Goku said to the plant. The Plant had vine's and stuff and was pretty cool, but it wasn't Raditz so Goku didn't want it. Goku turned a round to look somewhere else, but his pants and legs brushed against the plant, who was actually sharp and it suddenly shot up from the ground and impaled Gokus pants, which hoisted him up in the air by them. "Aaaah, help me!" he said panicking and loud so Vegeta and Caulifla could hear.

Vegeta looked at Goku's voice and Caulifla did too. What they saw was a big plant holding Goku by his pants in the air. "That Plant Is a Saiyan Eating Plant. I only ever herd of them in text books, so I did not think they were actually real!" said Caulifla, actually knowing what the plant was. "It looks like Goku is on a real Pickle!" observed Caulifla.

"Actually that is a Saiyan Eating Plant and not a Pickle," Shallot would have said if he was there, but he wasn't there so he didn't.

Goku was actually lucky his pant's were impaled, because they were holding him away from the Saiyan Eating Plan'ts mouth. This is why he wasn't being ate right now.

"We have to get Goku down from three, he is in danger," said Vegeta. "This is bad," he said more.

"Oh no, this is more bad! Look at Goku's pants!" pointed Caulifla at Vegeta. Vegeta spied where Caulifla's finger was pointing and saw that Goku was in a more dire predicament: "The Plant has also impaled hes underwear too!" remarked Vegeta.

"Aahhh! Oh No," screamed Goku. "Hahaha," the Plant chuckled. This was bad.

All of a sudden, Vegeta had a burst of adrenaline. Vegeta shot a Ki blast at the Plant's mouth and blew up it's best teeth. It let out a whimper as was bent back by Vegeta's Cool blast. But since plants bend the opposite way you bend them when you let go, the plant that had Goku on it did that and Goku fell onto the ground.

"Wow Vegeta, you're so cool and strong!" said Caulifla.

"Yuppie!," agreeing with Caulifla. Goku suddenly got blushed and really embarrassed. Vegeta looked at Goku and Caulifla did too as he began to stood up. Then Vegeta realized what the problem was.

"Goku has been freed from the plant, but his pants and underwear were not!" Vegeta noticed. Caulifla noticed too because of Vegeta's intelligence.

Vegeta and Caulifla both blushed and looked away from Goku because his bottom half was naked now, and they could see his Private parts. Goku put his hands over his penis to hide it form his freinds but it was to late because Vegeta'd already caught a glimpse of it even though he looked away fast.

Caulifla also saw it, and it was harder for her to keep her eye's off of it because she was a girl and girls like those things, especially Goku's because it was really good. Vegeta was cool so he didn't look at it as much.

For some reason, Vegeta penis was getting biger, which was usually fine but this time if someone saw it they might think that Vegeta was gay, which he wasn't, but that wouldn't stop people from thinking that about him. Luckily, Vegeta was smart, so he tucked his penis between his legs to hide it. It worked well, even though there was still a bulge. Nobody questioned this since Vegeta was naturally big, even though he was short. Still, he was very tall compared to Krillin, since Vegeta was only shorter than average height people and not a midget baby.

"We will not be able to save Goku's pants or underwear, since they are up there and we can't reach it," said Vegeta. Goku was sad and embarrassed; he did not want to be like this around Caulifla or Vegeta, though Vegeta was more OK since they were both Cool Guys and not gay.

Suddenly, Caulifla said something. "We can make Goku a skirt out of leafs, just like in the Garden of Eden," said Caulifla having a plan for once.

"That's a good idea," said Vegeta. "Normally it would be gay to wear a skirt, but it's made of leaves and that means it's manly!" Vegeta said smartly. Everyone knew that leaf skirts were manly, especially if they came from the Jungle.

"Cavemen used to ware these as clothes before wool was invented," said Vegeta, "And Cavemen were Super manly!"

Goku wanted to help them, but he didn't want them to see his Saiyan Sausage any more than they had accidentally, so he sat behind some flowers.

After a lot of hard work finding leaves they could use and tying them together, Vegeta and Caulifla had finished the skirt for Goku. The other two Saiyans turned around and Goku took it and put it on, but Caulifla tried too sneak some peaks on Goku's neat wiener. Eventually, Goku finished putting on the Manly leaf skirt.

"This is a little drafty, and short too," said Goku trying to get comfortable in it. Despite being short due to it being made of leaf's, the skirt was long enough to cover Goku's Private's from every side except down because it was a skirt and not shorts or pants.

"Now that that's over, let's keep looking For Raditz," said Vegeta

The Saiyans continued a little bit deeper into the Jungle, but didn't get Super far because the Sun began to go down, so now it was sunset. "We should make camp for the night," said Caulifla. This was a good idea so they did it. Vegeta was smart, so he brought sleeping bags for everyone and made a good campfire. Vegeta was strong, so he also got the wood to burn the fire.

There was a lake not much far from the Saiyan camp, and Caulifla brought Good Soap with her because she is a girll, so they could bathe; this will probably be important later.

Vegeta laid the logs around the fire and sat down, and the others did too. Goku sat across from Vegeta, but next to Caulifla, and Caulifla sat adjacent to Vegeta and Goku. "I am very hungry," said Goku.

Vegeta looked at Goku and smirked, but also looking at Caulifla and smirking too because they were close together. "Heh, just as I thought," Vegeta said whipping out a bag of Dinner Marshmallows, "Eat this!" he shouted as he threw one at Goku, whom caught it in his mouth because he was actually athletic and skilled.

Normally you could not eat Marshamllows for dinner, because that is bad and you would feel sick, but these were Dinner Marshmallows so they were good and nutritious, and you would not feel sick after eating them for dinner.

"Woh, these are good marshmallows," said Goku, "They taste like Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds," said Goku. "Yes, they are Chicken McNugget flavored," said Vegeta. "I have never had these before," said Caulifla. "They are new and I bought them at Walmart before we left," said Vegeta.

They continued to eat dinner around the fire and discuss the intricacies of the flavors of the marshmallows and other teen things. The perspective moved into the sky and now it was in Shallot's house, where Nappa was and Shallot too.

"You boys are studying and not planning to escape, yes?," asked Shallot's mom to Shallot and Nappa. While they were studying a little, what they were actually doing was looking at boobs pictures, but also planning to sneak out of the house to help Goku, Caulifla, and Vegeta. Whenever Shallot's mom would come in to check on them, they would quickly switch to Youtube videos of Indian guys talking about math.

"That one was close," said Nappa, "she almost saw the boobs, or our escape plans."

"Yeah, it was a good thing we were only looking at boobs when she came in though," Shallot said before his eyes looked at the window, who was part of their plan. Nappa looked at Shallot and nodded. Nappa climbed into a suitcase and Shallot took it downstairs.

"Mom, I am going to get milk," Said shallot at his mom.

"Hmmmmmm," looked askance Shallot's mom.

"We are out of milk," said Nappa.

"Okay," said Shallots' mom.

Shallot walked out of the house with Nappa in tow in a suitcase. Shallot's mom was fooled, because they were not actually going to get milk.

"Little does she know, we are not going to get milk, we are actually going to the High School," said Shallot.

It was a foggier night and they couldn't really see because it was really dark too. It was perfect for a murder. Nappa and Shallot walked down the street, and not on the sidewalk, becuase it was after dark and no cops were a round.

Then, suddenly, they see a shady gay person under a flickering street Lamp.

"Oh no, that shady gay looks familiar," said Nappa. Indeed, it was familiar, because it was actually Frieza. Nappa and Shallot sneaked up behind him further, and decided to tail him, even though he had one already.

"What or who is he up to," nappa thought.

"I don't know let's find out," replied Shallot.

Frieza stopped in his tracks, "Oh ho ho, I am going to lock the Saiyans in the Tard Room and they'll never a scape alive!" He continued to walk forward to the High School.

"Oh, no! Vegeta and Caulifla and Goku too are in danger! We have to go and help them! But first we have to make sure Frieza doesn't do anything, silly!" said Shallot to Nappa.

"Yes," whispered Nappa, climbing out of the briefcase.

Nappa and Shallot followed Frieza even more and hid behind stop signs when they thought he was going to turn around and it worked every time. Frieza stopped again, "Except for Nappa and Shallot, I will kill them personally when I see them."

Frieza started to walk again at the Saiyan High School, and Shallot and Nappa kept following him, but even more scared. "This is not good," said Shallot.

Nappa farted and Frieza stopped in his tracks again. Nappa's fart was loud; it pierced through the silence of the foggy night, rippling through the ashen sky. Frieza's ears were penetrated by the big fart.

"What is this I hear and smell too," asked Frieza. Frieza turned around to see the two scared Saiyans. "Oh what a delightful surprise," responded Frieza to the scared fart.

"Gosh dang it, Nappa," responded Shallot to Nappa, but they were both scared. Shallot's and Nappa's fear levels shot through the roof. Frieza was scary.

"Oh ho ho, now that I have seen you, I will kill you," said Frieza, because he said that earlier.

"Frieza is going to kill us, we have to run," said Shallot to Nappa, as he began to run.

"No you don't!" yelled Frieza, lunging at Nappa, whom hasn't began to run. "Nappa!" yelled shallot in distress. Nappa was petrified with scared, and grimaced his face. Nappa felt something well up inside of him and let out a mighty belch, and, as per the theory of jet propulsion, released, blowing frieza back and smelling really bad too. Nappa ate salmon and tuna for breakfast because he knew something like this would happen.

Frieza fell over and plugged his nose and the two Saiyans ran away, leaving their plans, and the Saiyan High School, behind. "We cannot destroy Frieza; we need to go home!" said Nappa.

And then they went to the store to get milk, because Shallot's mom would be angry if she knew they lied, but this would make it a non lie. Nappa and Shallot then went to Shallot's house and gave the milk to his fridge.

"We need to text Vegeta and tell them that they will be trapped forever in the Tard Room because of Frieza!" said Nappa to Shallot.

"Yeah," said Shallot, grabbing his phone and sending Vegeta a text with what Nappa said.

"BEEP BEEP BEEP!" the Phone said, "TEXTS CANNOT BE SENT TO THE SPECIAL EDD ROOM!"

"Oh no!" said Shallot and Nappa at the same time.

Meanwhile, in the Tard Jungle, it was bed time, and they all had sleeping bags.

"It is time for bed," commanded Vegeta at the Saiyans. Everyone had their sleeping bags out except for Goku, who was trying to unfurl his; Vegeta and Caulifla unfurled theirs earlier and did not need to now.

Vegeta would always sleep naked, so he took off his shirt and began to take off his pants and underwear too, but remembers the other two were there. "Turn Around!" he said to them, and they did as he took off the rest of his clothes.

Vegeta got into his sleeping bag. Goku and Caulifla could not see him naked any more, so they turned around. Caulifla brushes her teeth and takes off Kriline's jacket; Vegeta had brushed his teeth earlier, so he did not need to. Caulifla then took off her pants, and was now in her underwear so she could get into her sleeping bag and Goku's eyes got bigger.

Meanwhile, Goku then turned around and used his bigger eyes to unfurl his sleeping bag. It was succeeded, and Goku's sleeping bag was lying on the ground, except it was on fire because it unfurled onto Vegeta's campfire.

Goku looked at the fire and sleeping bag that it was on. And thought to the group, "Oh no, my sleeping bag is on fire, and I can not do any thing about it because the leaves will burn and my penis too! Ahh!"

Vegeta could not move to put out the fire because he was naked and if Goku saw him that might make them gay. All of them stared at the fire and it burned away becaus they could not do anything to stop it.

"Oh no! My sleeping bag has burned, and I do not have anywhere to sleep!" said Goku. The other Saiyan nodded an agree. "I will have to sleep on the grass."

"No!" said Caulifla and Vegeta at the same time. Neither of them wanted Goku to sleep on the ground, but didn't have any ideas to prevent that. The Saiyans put their heads together to figure out what to do. After a lot of thinking and Idea was conceived.

"Goku could share a sleeping bag with one of us!" said Vegeta's head.

"Y-Yeah, said" Caulifla's head blushing.

Vegeta's penis was getting bigger as he thought of the idea. "Why does my penis like that?" asked Vegeta in his thoughts. It kept getting bigger, and was bigger than it was when he astutely put it in between his legs. The sleeping bag was thick so no one could tell though.

"He… can't sleep with me, because that's gay and I'm not gay," Vegeta wasn't gay, "and besides, we are both going to sleep naked, so that would be even more gay!" Vegeta was right. Goku would have to sleep naked because it would ruin his leaf skirt, and he did not bring his PJ's.

"Yup," said Goku, "I will sleep with Caulifla." Caulifla nods. Goku slowly crawled into Caulifla's bag as he took off his skirt and shirt too; he shed his clothes off, like a butterfly abandoning its cocoome.

Vegeta's heart sank, as he watched Goku slither out of his clothes and into Caulifla's sleeping bag. Goku's shirt fell onto Caulifla's face, so she could not see his big peenis.

Goku and Caulifla were very uncomfortable, but also very comfortable, because they were both naked and almost naked respectively. Goku's penis got hard and big too, and rubbed against Caulifla's leg. Caulifla got aroused, but did not want to tell Goku, even though he would probably know if he wasn''t so pure and innocent. Vegeta's anxiety levels increased for some reason.

"Why does this make me so ancieous and disgrunteld?!" Thought Vegeta. Vegeta felt as if his battleship was just sunken, though he did not know why.

Goku's penis got even bigger and was now pressing against the walls of the sleeping bag. "Ahh," replied Goku.

"This is not good, thought Vegeta. Wait I know what to do!" thought Vegeta further. Vegeta used his ki to make a sharp spool of twine that led to a near tree, but it moved slowly, and Goku's penis kept getting bigger.

Goku's penis was about to wrap around Caulifla. Vegeta knew he had to do something, and his ki twine had about reached the tree's base; he was going to cut it and it would fall on top of them. "Here it goes!" yelled Vegeta in his thoughts, as he began the motion to cut.

All of the sudden, Goku and Caulifla and Vegeta heard a distant sound, "SCREEEE SCREEEEEEEE" it said like a reatarded pokemon. The sound must have been from one of the tards, because this was still the Special Edd room even if it was a jungle. The sound was followed by more distant reeing, and though it was far away, it was still loud, and alarmed the Saiyans. Goku immediately went flacid with fear and the day, along with the tree was saved.

"Shh," spoke Vegeta to Goku and Caulifla, and wiped the secret sweat off his forehead, "they are hunting; they must have heard the commotion and are coming to investigate. Quick, simmer down!" Vegeta whisper screamed at them.

Vegeta, Goku, and Caulifla played dead as a group of about six tards arrived and began sniffing around. Vegeta loved pressure, but did not want to be eaten alive, so he stayed quite.

One of the tards began to sniff Vegeta's sleeping bag and began to sniff near his penis. "No! Pee pee, stay down!" he thought, but not too loudly so the tards wouldn't here. Vegeta stopped his heart so they would not hear his heart beet.

"Russle," said a bush, and the tards attacked it, reducing it to nothing but ash and bush pieces. "No!" Vegeta thought, "It was all innocent!" Then, a louder sound spoke in the distance, "GRUAH!" it said. The tards were scared and scampered off, leaving Vegeta nd the other less cool Saiyans alone.

We are safe now, said Vegeta. "Phew," sighed Vegeta as he restarted his heart.

"That was close," said Goku.

"Wait," spoked Vegeta, "Wear this between your penis and her," spoke Vegeta, as he gave Goku Krillin's jacket.

All of them went to sleep, and then the chapter ended.

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