The sun screamed down at Vegeta and went through his eyelids; it was morning, and he knew it. Vegeta woke up and glanced over at Goku and Caulifla and their sleeping bag too. They were still asleep, so Vegeta knew that he could get out of his sleeping bag without getting seen at by Goku and Caulifla, and especially both of them.
Vegeta stood up on his legs and not his back like he was when he was sleeping. He started to stretch because he was stiff from sleeping in that one position all night. When he raised his left arm and his right arm over his head, he smelled his armpits.
"Oooh, ahh, this is stinky!" said Vegeta, "I need to bath." Vegeta put his arms down and looked at cauliflas bag, which had her good soaps in it. Vegeta saw that she also had a lot of dollars in it too, but he would not steal it because he was a really good person. "Ah, these are really nice good soaps," Caulfila would probably not notice, because she had a lot of soap.
"Flavors: Lavender, Tuna, Vanilla, White Pineapple, Black Pine, and Yellow Sunflower, humph; there are a lot to choose from," Vegeta catalogued to himself, but not too loudly, because that would wake up Caulifla and Goku.
"I will take the lavender, because that is the scent my family have used for generations," Vegeta thought to himself. Vegeta carefully extracted the Lavender Soap, such as a crane balancing on a rock, and began to walk to the lake, which wasn't much far from the Saiyan camp. Because he was cool, and also the principals son, Vegeta was not able to spend much time a lone, so the walk to the lake was good for him.
Vegeta saw the longneck dinosore from earlier, "Good morning," he said, and "Good morning," he said back. The dinosore lived near the lake, with his nice family and den, so Vegeta was able to have nice conversations with him before he arrived, and the dinosore, and Vegeta, were nice.
The lake approached, and Vegeta saw it over the horizon, but it wasn't just the lake, there was someone inside of it; they were batheing inside its shallow waters. "Who is that?" asked Vegeta; "I do not know," spoke back the dinosore. Vegeta and the person were the only persons in the area, he did not know if they would turn ugly, so it was better that no one was a round so they would not die.
Since it was probably not Caulifla or Goku in the lake, Vegeta did not really care about being seen naked, but it wasn't just about being naked. It looked like a girl with nice boobs, which Vegeta could make out the shape of, and he said "Ooh!" Vegeta always liked boobies, and they would always make him say that.
Vegeta was getting Penis harder, so he decided to enter the lake, and approach the lady. When he got into the lake, he tried to ignore the lady, but her boobies were so good that he couldn't stop looking. "It is good that my pee pee is getting bigger, because now I can clean it more easier!" Vegeta said.
Vegeta began to move closer to the lady, and too her boobs. As Vegeta got closer, his peewee got bigger and began to make Waves in the water. "Oh no! I think she felt those Waves!" he thought. The lady, who was sexy, turned a round to see who it was that was making the waves from they penis.
"W-Wait, you are!" said Vegeta and Girl and the same time.
"You are Caulifla, oh no!" said Vegeta.
"You are Vegeta too!" said Caulifla.
When they were screaming and ahhing and splashing around, some of Caulifla's good soap got into both of their eyes, and they could no longer see each other's boobies and penis.
"Ahh!" said Vegeta, turning around so she could only see his butt, which was not a penis. "Ahh!" said Caulifla, turning around so he could only see her butt, which was not boobies either. The eyes cleaned themselves of soap, and could now see again. Things calmed down.
Now that they were not facing each other, they were capable of civil discourse. "T-Those were nice boobs," explained Vegeta.
"Thanks… and penis too," blushed Caulifla. Both of them blushed and looked in an opposite direction; they also continued to clean themselves with soap and water too.
"So, I heard half a roomer from Shallt," said Vegeta, "you do like Goku." Caulifla did like Goku, so Vegeta wasn't wrong, and smart too, and Began to blush. "So, you do like Goku and want his sex? Yes!?" furthered Vegeta.
"Yes!" said Caulifla in an Angry way, but shyed way too, at him; "I do like him fine!"
"So Shalot was right, Vegeta said." Vegeta scowled in his mind, "Humph." he thought, "I can not blame her, if I were gay, which I am not!, I would too like Goku." Vegeta revelled in his newfound revelation, but also a bit sad, confusedly, too.
"So you are going to date and kiss?" asked Vegeta.
"Yes, probably," said Caulifla.
"Oh, ok," said Vegeta, in a strange way dispointed. Vegeta began to get out of the pool of lake water and walked by a bush. A man was in the bush but Vegeta knew that and the man came out. "Come out, geeser, " said Vegeta to the bush.
All of a sudden, Vegeta heard zipping and smelled a white liquid, and a man stepped out of the bush, "Aeeehh, that was nice," said the geeser, "and good boobs too!" he said gesticulating at the women Caulifla in the lake while chuckling, but in an annoying way, almost as if he had something in his throat.
Vegeta knew he was there, but did not sense any evil in him, so he assumed it was no trouble. He was wrong.
"You were watching Caulifla, so you were watching me and my penis too!" yelled Vegeta.
"I noticed it, and it has potential… but I was just looking at Boobies! Hehehe, haaeuuahha..." the old, man said. The old man cleared his throat and wiped the Pervert Blood from his nose, "Any way, what brings you here, Vegeta?"
"You do know my name? What is you'res?" inflected Vegeta.
"I am Roshi, but youcan just call me Master Roshi," said Master Roshi. The old perverts 'gaze was drawn back to Caulifla, who was strill naked. His eyes got bigger like in car toons and did too did his sunglasses!
"Ok, Master Roshi," said Vegeta. "Holy frick, what is this power? It's big, wow!" Vegeta thought, "It is not a normal power and seems different, wait!" Vegeta thought, "I've seen this man before!"
"I have seen you before! In one of my porn movies from 100 years ago!" Vegeta spoke.
"Aha hoo hoo haahehehe!" explained Master Roshi, "Yes, you have figured it out! I am that Master Roshi and not another one! Legendary Sex Master, and 3rd best in the world!"
Woh! Vegeta thought, "That is impressive, I knew I was right!" Vegete watched a lot of movies, and a lot of them had sex seens. 100 years ago, sex was a big sport and had millions of movies made about it. As one of the top best professionals, Master Roshi found himself in a lot of movies and cartoons. Kids would always wake up on Saturday mornings to catch the latest episodes, but no one did that stuff any more because that was 100 years ago and we have VCR now, and most of the kids that did that are either old or dead any ways.
"What brings you and your friends into the Tard Room? Normal KIds like you don't normally find their way in here, unless they need something, and most don't make it out a live!" said the Pervert, his eyes and sunglasses once more drifting through the Waves toward Caulifla.
"I am here to rescue my friend Goku's brother Raditz," speaked Vegeta to him, "Radits is not a tard, and was taken here unjustly, so we are trying to rescue him." Master Roshi was not looking or listening and looking and listening at Caulifla's boobies instead.
"Hey! Stop looking please!" said Caulifla at Master.
"Yes! Stop, look, and listen! To me! You old Pervert!" yelled also Vegeta at Roshi.
"Ehhhh," he said.
"Where you even listen?!" Asked Vegeta at him.
"Ehhhhh," he said too.
"You will listen please!" said Vegeta.
"Ehhhhhh," he said again.
Vegeta was looking angry at him, because he was not listening and being a dumb, deaf, senile coot of a man. Caulifla was also getting mad, and covering her boobs.
"Idiot! Listen to Vegeta! You dumb idiot!" Caulifla said, throwing her arms down like an anime girl and screaming and accidentally showed her boobs to him again.
"Okay, I am convinced, you want to have sex training, do not you?" he said.
Vegeta looked down at his penis, as to ask him. He was confused at the request. Vegeta never thought of sex training, as he already knew that he would be the best at it, even though he had never sexed any one before.
"I do not need sex training, I am good at it now, coot," said Vegeta, respectfully declining Master Roshi's invitation. Roshi looked at Vegeta, and then the penis.
"I'll admit, you seem like you would be really good at it, may be even the best in the world with the right training, but you lack experiance and experties," said Roshi, "I bet you don't even know the basic techniques" he said.
Vegeta really didn't know them, becase he really did not know sex either. Master Roshi could tell that he was right, and Vegeta knew that he was right. Roshi stared intently to Vegeta, who was paralyzed with confusion by Master, because he was staring at him. At the same time, Caulifla was blushing because of what Master roshi told to Vegeta, becauseit meant that Vegeta was a sex natural, and she thought it sounded good to her, even though she actually like Goku like that and not Vegeta.
The staring continued until Roshi suddenly said something to Vegeta. "Are you sure you dont want too learn my training? My offer remains as long as it needs to; I don't want to waste your potential," said Master Roshi. Vegeta thought about it more. Excepting Master Roshi's proposal could really benefit Vegeta, but he didn't have any reason to accept right now, so he didn't.
While Vegeta was thinking about the training from Master, Roshi, they all heard something loud that suddenly rang out from the direction of the camp that the Saiyans were useing to sleep in the previous chapter. "Aaaaaaah! Heeeelp!" said the sound.
"Oh no: Goku!" Vegeta said to the other people in the lake.
Goku was in trouble.
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