Dante: (looks into camera) Hey, we're back for a second episode. Hallelujah! For some reason, our hosts are missing. (whistles) wonder what they could be up to! Let's go find out. I need everyone to just talk and stuff, but don't say anything to me out loud!

Magic TV pops up onstage.

Dante: (gets out his wallet) This is my pal Daxter From the game Jak and Daxter, Jak II, and Jak III and he's gonna film for me. (gives Daxter a stack of cash)

Daxter: OKAY! DADDYO! (takes camera and dashes backstage)

Dante: (onstage standing beside the tv) and now we will see what actually goes on backstage, which you will see often…this is what our host does on his free time…

Daxter: (strays down the hallway recording on the camera)

Dante: What you will see may shock you…so prepare for the worst.

Daxter: (stops dead in his tracks)

Yoh and 17: (in hallway kissing all over one another)

Daxter: (whispers) I'm gonna be sick!

Dante: Just hang in there Daxter…just hang in there! When I say 'now' you reveal yourself to them okay?

Daxter: So when you say wow?

Dante: yes…I mean no…when I say 'now'…

Daxter: when you say pow?

Dante: when I say 'now'!

Daxter: How do we know that you don't do what they're doing…

Dante: Now wait a minuet!

Daxter: (hears 'now' and jumps up) HEY LOVEBIRDS!

Yoh and 17: (see camera and stop dead in their tracks)

17: Turn that goddamn thing off!

Yoh: Yeah!

Daxter: Did I mention you two are live on the show?

Yoh: ; oh…my…god…

17: , YOU PUT US LIVE ON THE SHOW?

Daxter: Wasn't my idea!

17: Who's was it?

Daxter: Snitches get stitches!

Yoh: At least give us the camera!

Daxter: NUH UH! (runs away)

Yoh: (runs after Daxter)

17: (flies after Daxter)

Daxter: OO humans can fly? (faints)

Yoh: YEAH! WE GOT IT!

Winnie the Pooh: (stumbles over the camera) oh…I do believe I just crushed something!

Dante: NO! NOT THE CAMERA! (eye twitches)

Pikachu: (dead under Winnie the Pooh)

Pooh: (gets up and looks under him) uh oh…I squashed a mouse! (walks away laughing)

17: .; but where did the tape go?

Deepthroat: (from Metal Gear Solid 2) (waves tape and disappears)

Yoh: What are we gonna do now?

17: Well, the camera isn't here…we can continue!

Yoh: okay!

Dante: (calls) the show already started guys! Get out here!

Yoh and 17: o.o; uh oh… (rush out and into their chairs)

Dante: Ah, my precious camera has been returned to me! (pets camera)

Yoh: (tries to cover hickies) All yall saw nothing backstage okay?

Audience: OKAY!

Yoh: That's out of the way. I'm glad that Anna isn't here! Boy would she be mad at me!

17: Who is this Anna Yoh?

Yoh: Some deranged chick who thinks I'm her husband!

17: Very deranged indeed!

Yoh: Who's our first guest today?

17: Why don't we give a warm welcome to the NT Warrior himself…Megaman!

Megaman: (walks out and takes the newly added 3rd seat) hey yawl!

Yoh: hey Megaman!

Megaman: ; hi!

17: hi Megaman!

Megaman!hola!

17: YAY!

Yoh: I didn't know you knew Spanish Megaman!

Megaman: A lot of people don't know that!

17: Are you fluent?

Megaman: Si, mi hablo espanol muchachos.

Yoh: I didn't understand a word he just said!

17: He said yes, he does speak Spanish.

Yoh: That language sounds cool! Say something else please!

Megaman: (to 17) Yoh es bajo nino y 'el vivo en la carro.

17: (laughs)

Yoh: What's so funny?

17: He said that you're a short boy and you live in a car.

Yoh: Hey! Ryo's friend's car doesn't count does it? C'mon cut me some slack here! I was only looking for Dolby Village! I had to get shelter whenever I could!

Megaman: Can I speak English now?

Yoh: yeah!

Megaman: gracias amigo!

Yoh: (tugs of 17's sleeve) what did he say?

17: He said thank you friend.

Yoh: Where did you learn that?

Megaman: Actually, I never miss an episode of Dora the Explorer.

Yoh: (sweatdrops) Are you serious?

17: wow, now that's dedication…a fan till the end… /\o/\;

Megaman: speaking of fans, who is Daxter?

Dante: o.o;

Yoh: Hey 17, wasn't he that little weasel thingy that taped us about to have se…

17: (covers Yoh's mouth) SSH! Now, yes, that was Daxter. Megaman, why do you ask?

Megaman: (points to a section of the audience)

Fans: DAXTER ROCKS! WE LOVE YOU DAXTER! COME ON OUT FOR US!

Megaman: I accidentally thought he was a carpet rug and stepped on him on my way in. (yells backstage) I'm sorry Daxter!

Daxter: (in a squeaky voice) it's okay…

17: I wonder what's going on back there!

Yoh: Hey Megaman, any crushes?

Megaman: (blushes)…just…Roll…that's it.

Yoh: I KNEW IT! You guys do look like a nice matchup too!

Megaman: Think I have a chance?

17: We'll help you get her when commercial comes okay?

Megaman: How you gonna do that?

Yoh: We work magic here!

Harry Potter: Like me?

17: SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OUT POTHEAD!

Draco Malfoy: (points at Dante) Look Harry, its Voldemort!

Dante: What did they call me? (gets up)

17: o.o; uh oh…he's off his post…I sense trouble.

Harry: (screams, runs in a circle, and crashes into Marik backstage)

Marik: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? YOU DARE BUMP INTO ME?

Dante: W-WHAT DID HE CALL ME?

Yoh: Oh crap! The cameraman is gonna murder him!

Malfoy: YEAH RIGHT! What's this bloke going to do to me! (takes wand out)

Daxter: (runs from backstage fast) THAT GUY IS CRAZY!

Megaman: Who is? Daxter?

Daxter: (points to the curtain)

All: (look towards the curtain)

Harry Potter: (runs out screaming)

Marik: (comes out swinging the millennium rod in random directions) GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!

Harry: (runs behind Yoh) HIDE ME!

17: Sorry but he can't do that!

Megaman: ' oh my god…

Malfoy: Where did he come from?

Dante: He was the next guest! Dammit! Why'd he go crazy now of all times?

Marik: YOU FOOLS! NOW YOU WILL ALL FUCKING DIE!

Yoh: I DON'T THINK SO! (stands up)

17: (stands up)

Dante: DAXTER! Take the camera for me! (jumps onto the stage)

Daxter: (jumps off the stage and to Dante's post)

Dante: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE INGRATE! (walks towards Malfoy)

Marik: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT YOU LITTLE INGRATE! (walks towards Harry)

Malfoy: RUN!

Harry: (runs)

Yoh: (grabs Harry by the shoulder tightly)

17: (grabs Malfoy by the shoulder tightly)

Malfoy: TT What did I do to deserve this?

Megaman: Dude, you never ever disrespect the cameraman, hear me? NEVER DISRESPECT THE CAMERAMAN! THAT'S A LESSON IN LIFE!

Dante: He got that right! Kid, you're life is over (pulls out Ebony and Ivory) these are my favorite guns…(puts ebony away) but I only need one puny bullet to pierce your brain.

Megaman: Hold on! Since when did this show get so violent?

Marik: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

Harry: (looks up at Yoh) SAVE ME!

Yoh: Well, it looks like we're gonna end up saving someone in the end! Megaman some help?

Megaman: OKAY! (stands up and gets between 17 and Yoh)

Marik: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE ME THE LITTLE BASTARD!

Harry: (cries)

Yoh: We can't let you just hurt him like that now can we?

Marik: YES YOU CAN!

17: Let's solve this another way you guys!

All: (look at 17)

Daxter: (zooms in on 17)

17: All of those that say that these boys should suffer get on that side of the stage! (points to the other side)

Marik: (walks over to the other side)

Dante: (walks over to the other side)

Megaman: Well, I only say that that kid Malfoy suffers, not Harry. (walks to other side)

Yoh: I'm with Megaman! (walks to other side)

17: (walks over to other side) Now, Malfoy…please stand in front of us!

Malfoy: (obeys and sniffles) What are you gonna do?

Daxter: (shouts out) Sphere Battle!

Megaman, Marik, Yoh, 17, and Dante: (get into a FF10 style sphere battle with Malfoy)

A/N-FF10 or FFX stands for Final Fantasy 10.

Daxter: Now this is entertainment! (chuckles)

Yoh: (uses Celestial Slash)

Malfoy: x-x

Marik: (smacks him with the senen rod)

Megaman: MEGA BLASTERS!

17: (sends a Kai-blast)

Dante: (shoots him with Ivory)

Malfoy: (dies)

Final Fantasy battle win music plays out of nowhere!

All: o.o'

Audience: (shouts and cheers)

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU DAXTER!

Daxter: (throws autographs into the audience) And Daxter loves you too! . (blows kisses at all his fans in the audience)

Fangirls: (scream, shriek, hoot, and faint)

Audience: O-o; they're acting…uh….civilized…

Random Fangirl: (stand up and shouts) I LOVE YOU MARIK!

All: O.O;

Marik: GOOD! Now I have a loyal fan out there! Come down here my pretty!

Random Fan: Me? (runs down and jumps on the stage) YAY!

Marik: YEAH! (spins around and gives a thumbs up) I GOT A GIRL!

Yoh: Doesn't Ash from Pokemon do that everytime he gets a badge?

Marik: Who cares if Ash does it! (does it again) I GOT A GIRL!

Marik Fangirl: YAY! (gives Marik a big hug and a kiss) I GOT A MARIK!

Marik: (does it again) I GOT A HUG AND A KISS! YAY!

17: And now we have to take you down Marik! You still can't get Harry!

Marik: WHY NOT?

Dante: Can I get Harry then? I already killed Malfoy.

Megaman: NO!

Yoh: (helps Harry get backstage) You'll be okay little boy. Go run to your parents now!

Harry: But they're dead!

Yoh: EVEN WORSE! (storms back out with Harry following) MARIK! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS BOY'S PARENTS?

Marik: I'VE DONE NOTHING!

Marik Fangirl: HE'S DONE NOTHING!

Yoh: o.o; do I know you lady?

Marik Fangirl: NO!

Yoh: You look familiar!

Marik Fangirl: NO I DON'T!

Yoh: wait a minuet…I KNOW YOU!

Dante: JUST LET ME KILL EM!

Harry: PROTECT ME!

Marik: (looks at his fangirl) hey, I think I know you too! Weren't you on Tenchi Muyo?

Fangirl: NO!

Marik: It doesn't matter! YOU LOOK HOT! AND YOU LOVE ME! YOU ROCK!

Fangirl: YAY! I ROCK!

17: Are you from Teen Titans?

Fangirl: HEAVENS NO!

Megaman: What about Blues Clues?

Fangirl: --; Is that your real guess or are you just being stupid?

Megaman: --'guess not!

Dante: I know you! I saw you on Cardcaptor Sakura!

Fangirl: (sweatdrops)

Dante: Are you that annoying girl that likes Li?

Fangirl: NO!

Dante: Are you Madison or Sakura?

Fangirl: NO!

Marik: Let me get a good look at you! (looks at Fangirl)

Yoh: (snaps his fingers) I NOW KNOW! You were on .hack/sign!

Fangirl: CORRECT! I mean…teehehe! ;

Marik: It doesn't matter! YOU ROCK! Come on backstage with me!

Fangirl: OK! YAY! (follows Marik backstage)

Harry: I don't even wanna know what they're doing back there! At least he forgot to kill me!

Dante: BUT I DIDN'T!

Harry: But I didn't do anything to you! OO

Dante: You believed Malfoy when he called me Voldemort! So, I take offense to that!

Harry: (gulps and runs)

Megaman: Will my interview ever end at this rate? OO

Daxter: Ladies and gentlemen! This show must end sad to say! But when we come on again, you will see the conclusion to this ghastly crisis! As for me, I've gotta get back to Jak! Don't worry, on the next episode, the questions will be answered! Please review!