"Aaaaaaah! Heeeelp!" said Goku, who was the sound yelling.
"Frick Gokus in danger we have to help him"! Vegeta said and Caulifla nodded. Master Roshi nodded too. The Saiyans and Roshi went to the camp, but stopped to put on there clothes. The two Saiyans turned in opposite directions, and Master Roshi was in the middle and he could see their butts.
"Hmm…" Master Roshi said, stroking his cool old man beard, "Vegeta's butt is quite nice. I'm sure it'll make someone very happy one day." Master Roshi knew this because he had a large wealth of knowledge about sex. Vegeta and Caulifla stopped putting on their clothes because they were wearing them now. They all went to the camp and saw a bad surprise.
A giant monkey was holding Goku and waving him a round like a toy airplane and toddler, but this wasn't just a normal giant monkey, it was King Kong. "That is King Kong, and he is holding Goku! This is bad: King Kong is super Strong!" said Caulifla.
Goku screamed again. "Ah," he said with his scream. King Kong roared. Vegeta glanced to the side and saw Goku's clothes, which were not being worn by him, but were on the ground instead.
Caulifla ran at King Kong to stop him, but King Kong had another plan. That plan was to throw GOku at her, which he did. "Ow," said Goku and Caulifla at the same time. Goku was now on top of Caulifla and his weiner was touching her boobs. This didn't last long though, because King Kong picked up Goku again. This time was different, because he also picked up Caulifla.
King Kong moved his Big Monkey Feet up to his hands and strips the clothes off of Caulifla in one fluid motion like my brother with a Barby Doll.
Vegeta surveyed the situation. It was not good. Goku and Caulifla were being held captive by the Big Monkey, and Master Roshi was old. This meant that Vegeta would have to fight King Kong. Vegeta jumped from his feet and tried to fist him, but soonthereafter, his punch was stopped by a loud yell in the Tard Forest.
"AAAAHhhaahhhaAAAAhhhoooo!" said the yell from the jungle and vines it was swinging on. The sudden, a buff man wearing nothing but a loin cloth swinged overhead. Vegeta looked up to see the man and he could see his penis and but because loin clothes only cover the front and back and not the Bottom or sides. This man had worn a loin cloth his entire life and never wore real pants. He had a wild penis, untamed and unrestrained by years of pants wearing.
The man dismounted from the vine he was swinging on and did 20 backflips before landing firmly on his Feet in-front of Vegeta. "Woh," he said. The man glared at King Kong and a gust of wind shot out from his glare and lifted too his lion cloth. Vegeta and All of the others saw his wild penis again.
"Wait, I know this man," said and thought Roshi, "That is Tarzan, and not Tardzan, which is Broly," he said to them. Tarzan said, "yes I am." Master recognized Tarzan because he heard rumors about him.
Tarzan lunged at King and screamed, "AAAAAHhhaaaAAAhhhaaa!" he said. Then he threw a big punch and it landed on Kong's face and he said oww. Then Trazon threw a kick and it poked King Kong's eyes and he said ow again. Kong then droped the Saiyans and ran away, realizing he could never defeat Tarzan like this.
King Kong leered at Tarzan and said "I will kill you some day, but not today because your to strong," and left.
"All be waiting," said Tarzan.
Tarzan then landed from the sky, where he was after kicking King Kong but a bit lower. "Who is that?" said the Saiyans who did not hear Master say Tarzan's introduction.
"me Tarzan," said Tarzan to them. All of the Saiyans but Vegeta were naked again, and Tarzan knew it, but he did not care because this is the Jungle and most people are naked here. Vegeta looked at Tarzan and spoke at him,
"You are a tard are you?" he said.
"No," said Tarzan, because Tarzan was cool and not a retart, "and neither is this one," Tarzan said as he moved his hand at a bush and Radits came out of it.
"Oh my Gosh you did find him and we are saved and Radits too!" said Goku and Caulifla Vegeta at the same time because it would be more a lot faster than saying one after another.
Radits was changed by the Jungle and looked disheveled and sad and tramatized, but also happy because he was saved, like a dying hamster in the desert being fed water for the first time in months.
Goku ran up and hugged Radits and everyone said "Awe," at them, except Goku was naked so it was weird and kind of gay, but it wasn't because they were siblings and that made it Ok.
Master Roshi looked at Tarzan and his hair because it was long and needed a hair cut, but was more focused on Tarzan than he was his hair. "I know you from my past," he said, "You are the–". Tarzan looked at Master Roshi and did not say anything but his smile got bigger on his face and Master Roshi knew it.
"Why is not Radits speaking? He had better not be an actual retard and wasted our time," said Vegeta angerly.
"I-I am not, I-I just..." Radits said to Vegeta. Caulifla recognized the victimized look in his eye and knew he had been through a lot.
"Vegeta do not pressure him!" Caulifla yelled at Vegeta because he was doing that.
"Yeah, don't be mean to Raditz," said Goku, putting on his leaf skirt so he wouldn't be naked anymore. "Okay Raditz, what's wrong?" said Goku and Caulifla at Raditz.
Raditz sniffled and looked down sad and started to cry. "My favorite pen… I loosed it in the jungle," said Raditz.
Goku was shocked and sad: Raditz's pen was really cool and cost alot of money. It was also shiny and worked really good. Raditz had made many memories with the pen, which Goku gave him for his birthday once. It was limited edition, so you couldn't by it anymore.
"We need to find that pen!" said Goku. "where did you loose it?" said Goku.
"It… It was stolen!" said Raditz crying and sad. The other Saiyans were surprised, but not Roshi or Tarzan who were there also. Raditzs eyes looked like they were going to pop, kinda like a water balloon pressed against a sharp blade of grass, just the balloon was his eyes and the grass wasn't there.
Raditz continued to stutter and talk and cry about his pen while Vegeta stared at him. "Raditz, there is no time to get the pen; we are in the Special Edd room and if we stay too long… we will be stuck in here forever!...!" said Goku to him in a comforting way but also in a way that told him that they can't look for the pen.
"Fine, we will get it," said Vegeta to everyone and made them say woh. No one could believe it because Vegeta did not want to come in the first place, and especially he did not want to stay. he said again.
Vegeta was always very smart, so he knew just what to say at them. Goku and Caulifla, Master, and Tarzan did not know what to say other than "ok," so they all said that. Raditz shook Vegetas' hands and kissed two of his cheeks like a French guy would.
Then, Vegeta spread his cheeks, and between them, he let out a smile. He did this because he knew that he did something cool that no one else could have done. Goku saw all of this and thought it was really cool of Vegeta to do but also say.
"Let's get down to business and find the pen," said Vegeta, as he put a leash and collar around Tarzan's neck, because Vegeta knew that he had Super Smelling. Just then, all of the sudden, Tarzan ran away, taking the leash and collar with him, and probably got hit by a car or something.
"Shoot," they all said. Now, it was up to all of them to find Raditz'z pen, and not just Tarzan and Vegeta, even though Vegeta could probably do it by himself if he really tried to. Caulifla checked the sleeping bags, Goku checked some Bushes, Master Roshi checked some magazines, and Vegeta checked Raditz'z pockets because sometimes we forget that things like pens are in there.
No one could find Raditz'z pen anywhere at all. Vegeta did not think it would be this hard, so he walked to Raditz. "Hey! Where did you drop your pen, Raditz!" he asked Raditz. "I-I do not know, but-" He said and Gasped, pointing behind Vegeta. Vegeta turned around to see what Raditz was gasping and pointing at. He saw some bushes russel and some branches move.
"Aaahhh!" said Goku's voice. Everyone turned around to see Goku's big penis and a big leaf missing from his skirt, and they all panicked and turned a round.
"That is not a pen! That is a penis!" Vegeta said at Raditz.
"N-No, that is not what I meant!" Raditz stutered and said. Vegeta coolly humphed and turned around to see Goku's penis being covered by a leaf by Goku again. "Wait, he was not showing his penis, someone took the leaf from his skirt and it wasn't Goku!" Vegeta revelated to himself while thinking, making the connection no others could but him.
"Aaahhh!" said Goku's again. They all turned around again and saw his penis, and kept seeing it four more times, until everyone else realized what was happening.
"Someone is taking the leaf to show Goku's penis!" Caulifla yelled.
"Humph," Vegeta thought, because he already figured it out.
Master Roshi looked up from the magazines he was investigating and magnified the glass things on his sunglasses, and watched Goku carefully to see who, or whom, was stealing the leafs from Goku's skirt, even if it was kind of gay.
"Aaahhh!" Goku said for the seventh and final time, as Master slowed down time to see what was happening. Through his Super Lenses he saw a tail and too a body, moving really, really fast, and it was so fast, that it was too fast for his Super Lenses to see more than what he could.
"I see a blurry thing and tail!" he said. Just then, a thing with a tail came out of the bushes, but it wasn't blurry like Roshi described: : it was a Monkey!
"Ooh Oooh Ahh Ahh!" it said and danced as if it were calling him a Stupid, and Goku knew it. Goku looked at the monkey and got really mad, because he did not like his penis to be seen by all of the Jungle's denizens and Monkeys.
Before anyone could punch the monkey, a legion of 5.000 Monkeys came out of the Jungle trees and surrounded them on all sides. "Ooh ooh ahh ahh!" they all said at once as they jumped and bounced on top of trees and wagged there tails.
"We're surrounded, what do we do?!" Vegeta yelled to himself, and kind of the others, but no one else knew, because there where way too many of them. Everyone was back-to-back, like in the Avengers movies, but they were not the Avengers and were probably going to die.
"Ooohh oohh ahhh ahhh!" they All said and began to jump them.
"This is it!" Vegeta said when he reddied a fighting stance and charged a laser beam with everyone else, and Raditz cried.
Just then: "Ooh ah ooh ah!" the floor commanded. All of the monkeys withdrew from the battlefield, flying back in a stop-motion way.
All of the sudden, a Green Monkey came out of the floor and grabbed Vegeta's belt and smiled. "What the frick!" Vegete asked. The Green Monkey pulled off Vegeta's belt and laughed at his butt and everyone saw it and the Monkeys laughed too.
"That is not funny, that is my butt!" He yelled at them and flustered. The Green Monkey started dancing and doing flip, and it made Vegeta even angry.
Just then, "Ooh ooh, Ah, ooh," a sound from Master Roshi said to him. Everyone looked at Maser Roshi because it was actually pretty cool that he was bilingual, unlike a lot of people and Monkeys, like Nappa, except Napa was more bilingual than Master.
The Green Monkey looked Master Roshi with everyone else. "Ah, ooh, aah," he said and threw Vegeta belt at Vegeta mystically.
"Wow, that was cool! What did you say to him?" said Raditz, who was a lot scared from the Monkeys.
"I… I told him to give Vegeta's belt back... or I would stop teaching them sex!"
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