Yoh (looking at camera): Last time you were here, you found out a lot of things that you shouldn't have!
17: Like the fact that Yoh and I are now lovers off and on the set!
Yoh: We also found out how things are from Marik's view and we found out that Megaman speaks Spanish from watching lots of Dora the Explorer!
17: Aren't you glad that on this episode, we're not gonna have sex?
Yoh: But I like our sex 17! O.O
17: I do too, but we have to think about the viewers' safety!
Yoh: You're right. Oh yes, just after the last episode Dante went out and found himself a back up cameraman! Dante went on a small vacation. Now ladies and gentlemen meet our co-cameraman from Final Fantasy 10 and in the perfect ending in 10-2! It's Tidus!
Fangirls: (screams) WE LOVE YOU TIDUS!
Tidus: (waves at the audience)
Audience: YAY!
Tidus: YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE ME!
Yoh: Tidus was supposed to be one of today's guests, but we were able to get another guest. We can still ask Tidus questions though.
17: Yoh…please stop that…
Yoh: (takes hand of 17's lap) aw…I was having a little fun!
17: For the good of the viewers, we'll save our raging hormones until the end of today.
Yoh: AW! Does it have to be the end?
17: yes!
Yoh: (pouts)
17: Now, we'll call our first guest and then we're really gonna start talking conspiracy! Please give a welcome round of applause for…Yoh…cut it out!
Yoh: (takes hand off 17's back)
17: Yoh…later! Save the touching for later!
Yoh: But I can't help it! --'
17: You're making me wanna go onto your chair and you know what!
Yoh: AW! Come at me daddy!
17: Later Yoh! Anyway…please give a round of applause for our guest…that fox demon known as Kurama!
Fangirls: (shout, scream louder than ever, and more girls faint than last time)
Audience: (scream and shout and whistle and clap loud as ever)
Kurama: (walks out and takes a seat while waving at the audience)
Random Fan: OMG HE WAVED AT ME! (stabs self and dies)
Yoh, 17, Kurama: . oh my god…
Yoh: Hey Kurama! Good to have you on the show man!
Kurama: Why thank you for inviting me. And now we will an unexpected tape that's supposed to parody when I came on this show. I don't know who made it, but they will pay…you be the judge!
Tape goes on…
Fake 17: First, what everyone out there would like to know is this…are you gay or straight?
Fake Kurama: (blushes) can we skip that question?
Fake Yoh: naw man, you've gotta answer it! And honestly!
Kurama: (takes a deep breath) I'd rather not display that information to the public!
Tidus: Worried that it would crush the hearts of your fangirls?
Kurama: um…well….
Yoh: Now how about we give you yes or no questions?
17: (takes out a box) we give you the yes or no questions and you just answer. First, put this on!
Kurama: Well, what is it?
Yoh: We do this to guests that don't want to answer a question cooperatively. It's a watch and you put it on like this. (puts on one of the watches)
17: (puts on a watch) to make you comfortable, we'll put some on too.
Kurama: (puts on a watch) So what does it do?
Yoh: It's a lie detector test. If you lie, then it will make a loud buzzing sound as it sends 2000 volts through your body!
Kurama: WHAT? X-X that's insane!
17: We thought so too, so we lowered the volts to 1250!
Kurama: So a shock everytime I lie?
Yoh: yep!
17: Now, I will ask again, and remember audience, a lie means that you hear a gigantic buzzing sound coming from the watch! Kurama, are you male?
Kurama: O.o; yes! (watch is silent)
Yoh: Are you homosexual?
Kurama: Can I still not answer?
17: If you don't answer within a time limit, it'll shock you with double of what we set it at.
Kurama: Fine! NO! (buzzer buzzes loudly)
Gay fanguys: (hoot and whistle and cheer and jump up)
Kurama: .
Tidus: The watch doesn't lie!
Kurama: I guess not…
17: Now, Kurama…do you have a crush on someone on your team?
Kurama: yes.
Yoh: He's starting to answer honestly! YAY! I knew he'd lie about most of his answers!
Kurama: (raises a brow) what's that supposed to mean?
Yoh: NOTHING!
17: Kurama, have you ever dated any of your teammates?
Kurama: no… (buzzer sounds)
17: It's a lie!
Yoh: Just tell us who it is and get it over with please. (grins at Kurama)
Kurama: Well, I've actually dated two of my fellow workers. I've dated Yusuke and Hiei.
Yoh: Oh, hey audience, it's two for one day!
Audience: (laughs)
Kurama: (blushes)
17: So, did you end up getting them both in your bedroom?
Kurama: NO! (buzzer sounds)
Yoh: wow, this is working along good. Just be honest Kurama and you won't get shocked at all!
Kurama: But I don't want people knowing my business!
Tidus: Are you sure that you're on the right show dude?
Kurama: yes I am sure! I just didn't know what to expect!
17: Didn't you watch the last episodes of this show?
Kurama: No. --; sadly I missed them all.
Yoh: WHAT? Now that isn't right!
Kurama: I agree now. Any more questions?
17: Which boyfriend did you like more?
Kurama: (sighs) Hiei.
Yoh: Are you going with anyone currently?
Kurama: Hiei now. Yusuke and I were over 2 months ago.
17: What made the breakup?
Kurama: He liked Keiko more than me. So we split so he could be with Keiko.
Yoh: I see. Well, you are being very truthful. I give you that.
Kurama: Can you please stop asking me such personal questions?
17: I'm sorry but when you came out, it gave us the urge to eat you alive with questions!
Tidus: THAT'S RIGHT!
Yoh: (whispers to 17) is it me or Tidus is starting to get annoying?
17: He is… (gives Tidus a glance)
Kurama: Excuse me? What are you two talking about?
Yoh: I have a question for you Kurama!
Kurama: Ask away then.
Yoh: If I were to tell you that the both of us were homo, would that excite you?
Kurama: No. (buzzer sounds)
17: dude, you are one of the best people I know of and you're so…
Kurama: I never said I was proud now did I?
Yoh: Well are you?
Kurama: It is good to be with Hiei. He may be short but he makes up for it in other places!
Tidus: There we go! Softy is starting to warm up to us all!
Kurama: Now was that necessary Tidus?
Tidus: What? The camera guy can't express his opinions?
All: NO!
Tidus: Yall discriminating!
17: Can you spell discriminating?
Tidus: Well no but who cares? I'm a big Blitzball star!
Yoh: (whispers in Kurama's ear)
Kurama: (giggles) ok!
17: Did I miss something? (raises a brow)
Yoh: I'll tell you later 17!
17: I wanna know what I missed!
Yoh: AW! Look at us! Without our randomness, this show sucks! WHERE'S THE RANDOMNESS? WE NEED YOU RANDOMNESS!
Kurama: (whispers to 17)
17: Oh sure!
Yoh: T-T No randomness sucks big time!
Kurama: I see what you mean, and you've been asking me those personal questions to spice up things on your show. But audience looks kinda bored.
Audience: (trying not to go to sleep)
17: even I'm bored!
Yoh: But how can we spice things up so it won't be boring?
Kurama: (goes over to Yoh's chair and kisses Yoh)
Audience: (re-interested) ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………..
17: Wait a minuet…(pulls Kurama off) Yoh is my man! Leave him alone!
Yoh: (blushes)
Kurama: Had to spice things up ya know what I'm saying?
17: NO I DON'T! But what I do know is that I'll kick your ass if you come near my man again! What about yours?
Kurama: I like my Hiei, but I was just trying to help you guys out.
Tidus: OH OH! HAVE A 3 WAY!
All: (look at Tidus)
Random person: DUDE! SHUT UP!
Fangirl: DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP!
Fight breaks out in audience.
Kurama, Yoh, 17: O.O'
Tape goes off…
Kurama: That look alike really didn't do it for me.
17: This is what happens people when you get look a-likes and leave out randomness in our show!
Yoh: All that boring stuff was just a tape full of look a-likes and our show if it were boring!
Kurama: Well, I'll tell you one thing, what was on that tape wasn't true at all.
17: Are you sure?
Kurama: -.- don't go there!
Daxter: C'mon! Ain't no way I'm leavin this place!
Tidus: Daxter?
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Fangirls: OMG! DAXTER CAME BACK TO US!
Daxter: I came back for my girls! (dives into audience)
Fangirls: (hoot and cheer and carry Daxter to a corner)
Tidus: o.o;
Yoh: Hey Tidus, where did Dante go anyway?
Tidus: I'm not saying a thing!
17: (stands up) Are we gonna get to do anything today?
Yoh: (runs up to 17 and kisses him) I saw the tape and got scared! I don't want us to go a day without making out!
Kurama: Please don't! . My eyes couldn't take it if you made out. I'd die scared!
17: (puts hands on Yoh's hips)
Yoh: oh! You like touching me on my hips don't you?
17: I always grabbed you by the hips backstage in that room! Remember yesterday?
Kurama: I'm not hearing this. -
Yoh: oh yeah I remember yesterday!
17: (seductively) Who's your daddy?
Kurama: Did I mention that I brought two special guests of my own here?
Yoh and 17: Who?
Kurama: Well, it wasn't my idea believe me!
Anna: (comes out) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS YOH ASAKURA?
Kurama: (shrugs) it wasn't me (snickers)
Yoh: (hides behind 17) oh no…it's Anna…
Anna: (walks up to 17) let Yoh come out and face me like a man!
17: He's a queer you deranged bitch! And he's my softy!
Anna: No he isn't! He will be Shaman King and my husband whether he likes it or not!
Kurama: I am truly sorry, but I was possessed by a bear called Winnie the Pooh and I invited her while I was possessed! As well as another special guest!
Anna: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS! IT'S BETWEEN YOH AND ME!
17: don't yell at me you car crash bia!
Kurama: What's a car crash bia?
17: A bia that looks like she just came out a car crash! And Anna, with that hair, you have much to get fixed!
Anna: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY HAIR?
17: No wonder Yoh doesn't like you! You freaking yell at him like he's some little bitch and you're his owner!
Anna: And you yell at me? He is my little bitch thank you!
17: I could treat him better than you can in a million years!
Anna: Let's see then! YOH!
Yoh: (lets out a whimper) DON'T LET HER GET ME 17!
17: I won't! WHAT YOU GONNA DO TO ME LITTLE GIRL?
Anna: For your information, I am a spirit medium! I can kick your ass right now! (takes earrings off)
Kurama: This'll get interesting. ;
17: Yoh, stand back. I'm cooking fried bitch tonight!
Yoh: (runs and hides behind Kurama)
Kurama: Oh my…why are you?
Yoh: She's evil beyond your knowing!
Kurama: It doesn't look in anyone's favor. I can't believe they're gonna fight in here!
Daxter: NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! The chick fighting the gay dude!
Tidus: (zooms in) They look fierce! This should rank up way more viewers! It's a love triangle between two men and a manly lady!
Anna: YOU CALLIN ME A MANLY LADY!
Tidus: . Sheesh! Be glad I'm even calling you a female!
Kurama: I'm not taking sides but Yoh, if you need shelter then I guess that I am here…
Yoh: (hugs Kurama) OH THANK YOU!
Hiei: (jumps in out of nowhere) Kurama, who is that human hugging you?
Kurama: ' Hiei, where did you come from?
Hiei: To get rid of this tape.
Kurama: What tape?
Hiei: the one they just showed. It makes me look bad even when it's not true! And that human is still on you!
Kurama: Yoh…Yoh please let go of my waist!
Yoh: NO! (sobs)
Kurama: I need you to let go of my waist for me please.
Hiei: Well? Can you cut him off?
Kurama: Excuse you Hiei! Don't you have a tape to get rid of?
Hiei: (holds up a broken tape) already done! Now let's go!
Kurama: I'm a guest on this show! I can't just leave like that! Since when did you become my boss?
Hiei: boss? . I still don't get all that ningen language!
Kurama: Since when did you become my owner?
Hiei: I just want to talk!
Random Demon: GO FOR IT KURAMA! HE COULD BE YOUR MAN!
Audience: GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT!
Kurama: The tape made me look homo, but I actually am not!
Fangirls: (scream with relief) K-U-R-A-M-A! KURAMA! WE LOVE YOU!
Kurama: o.o; they're back already?
Hiei: I just want to talk about something! Get that ningen off you!
Yoh: (sobbing)
Tidus: Things are getting heated in here! We have our guest trying to get dragged off the set for a talk and a fight over the original host going on! What next?
Homer Simpson: (falls in from the ceiling)
Daxter: damn…he fell hard!
Neo: (runs out of nowhere and tackles Anna)
Anna: XX AH!
17: Almost forgot that my head of security is Neo! From the Matrix! THAT'S RIGHT BIA! HE'S THE ONE! YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ONE! YOH IS MINE! (walks over to Kurama, bends down, and strokes Yoh's hair) Yoh, its okay!
Yoh: 17?
17: That nasty broad is gone!
Yoh: (gives 17 a big hug)
Hiei: It's about time. Baka ningens…
Kurama: Hiei, I will not conversate with you if you keep that attitude! (grabs Hiei's arm)
Hiei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING KURAMA?
Kurama: (drags Hiei out) you will get a lesson in manners if it's the last thing I do!
Neo: (kicks Anna out)
Anna: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
17: Where did Kurama go?
Tidus: Out with Hiei of course! o To teach him manners!
Yoh: Who was the other person that was unexpectedly invited?
Barney: (comes out) there you are! (spots Yoh) I've been looking all over for you! BITCH!
Yoh: (hides behind 17 again) he's another evil one!
Barney: (looks at 17) now what did the cat drag in today?
17: (looks at Barney) now look what the cat shitted out today!
Barney: Just hand Yoh over and we won't have any problems!
17: Can't do that! And I came with backup just incase you came around! YO DAXTER!
Daxter: ONE STEP AHEAD OF YA! OH JAK!
Dark/Evil Jak: (comes running out ready to tear something apart)
Daxter: All ya gotta do is smack him will bologna and he'll go evil! NOW SEEK ZEKE JAK!
Evil Jak: (pounces after Barney)
Barney: XX IT'S A DANGEROUS BLUE AND GRAY POSSESSED THINGY!
Tidus: (throws a blitzball at Barney's head)
Barney: (gets hit) AH FUCK YOU BALL BOY! I'M GETTING BABY BOP ON YALL MOTHER FUCKERS UP IN THIS PIECE!
Voices: Not if we can help it!
Yoh: (looks up) Its Trey and Lenny!
Trey and Lenny: (jump down)
Trey: Cory! INTO THE SNOWBOARD!
Lenny: And again I'm ahead of you Trey! RAPID TEMPLE ASSAULT!
17: (attacks Barney)
Trey: I'm going in for that dive! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Barney: (gets hit by all the attacks and dies) XX One…last…thing…I…screwed…all…your…mothers…last…night…
Yoh: (hugs 17 again) yay! You did it!
17: YAY! (spits on Barney) Stupid ass faggot dinosaur!
Trey: Wat up Yoh?
Yoh: Hey guys? What are you doing here?
Lenny: We watch the show and we want in your plot.
Yoh: HUH?
Trey: We wanna be apart of the show man! It totally rocks!
Lenny: Besides, what if your boyfriend got tired of watching your back of Anna?
17: I'll never get tired of protecting my Yoh! (huggles Yoh)
Trey: Yoh, this is a side of you even I didn't think you had. Dude, if you were gay, you didn't have to keep it a secret and then post it on live tv all of the sudden!
Lenny: No you dultz! He didn't turn gay until he got on the show! Didn't you see the first through third episodes?
Tidus: I'm confused!
Daxter: (gets Evil Jak backstage on a leash)
Yoh: How you guys doing?
Trey: Hey dude, if you can say anything aloud on this show and not care, know Yoh that Lenny and me are an item!
Kurama: (walks back in and takes a seat) who are these people? Why is Barney laying dead on the floor? O.o What did I miss?
17: (takes a seat) let me fill you in while they talk…(chats with Kurama)
Yoh: Lenny, is it true? When did it happen? WHY?
Lenny: Ryo doesn't exactly fit anyone's interest or category in a relationship.
Trey: Besides…check this out! (stands next to Lenny) Don't we look like a cute couple?
Kurama: And I missed all of that how? O.o
17: Well, what were you doing while you were gone?
Kurama: stuff! ;
17: uh huh! Well, let's see if we got you on tape!
Tidus: We don't!
17: Darnit!
Kurama: (grins) you think I would fall for that really? What were you thinking?
17: Hey Yoh?
Yoh: hm?
Kurama: Please introduce us to your friends.
Yoh: Hey 17, Kurama, Daxter, Tidus, this is Horo Horo a.k.a Trey and this is Ren a.k.a Lenny or just Lenne or Lynn for short.
Kurama: nice to meet you both! . Trey and Lenny!
Trey: pleasures all mine!
Daxter: Wait until I tell Dante that this place is now crawling with fags!
Tidus: Are we even gonna go for commercial?
Yoh: Everyone please take a seat!
All: (take a seat)
Lenny and Trey: (sitting together)
Yoh and 17: (sitting together)
Kurama: (sitting by himself)
Yoh: aw, you don't have to be lonely like this Kurama! You could squeeze onto one of our chairs!
Kurama: No thank you. Great offer, but no thank you.
Daxter: What now?
Kurama: I think I take my leave and the next guest comes right?
Yoh: Aw! Don't go! You can stay as long as you want!
Kurama: This chair is very comfortable!
Trey: okay, so now we all met…what now?
Yoh: The show must go on! And here's our next guest! You all know her…
Android 18: (walks out of nowhere)
Yoh: oo that wasn't the guest!
18: Hey there 17! Remember me?
17: (ignores 18)
18: Hey c'mon tiger! I'm not the only one here!
Android 16: (walks out)
Yoh: Where are they coming from?
Lenny: Beats me!
Trey: I sense trouble cooking!
Daxter: OH NO! That's my marshmallows burning! FANGIRLS OPERATION "MOVE THE MARSHMELLOWS"!
Fangirls: (burn marshmallows in a bonfire they made near the audience)
Neo: (runs out with fire extinguisher and sprays the fire down)
Daxter: AW!
Tidus: This is some crazy…
Daxter: You're telling me! First fags and now my fire is out! What's next?
Homer Simpson: (drops from the ceiling)
All: o.O; didn't that happen already?
Neo: There's a glitch in the Matrix! I must go! (disappears)
18: What you doing on this lame show? We could go back to killing the humans again like before!
16: I only want Son Goku!
17: naw, go ahead without me. Not interested you backstabber!
Kurama: Peer pressure is such a shame these days.
16: I leave now! (flies through the whole in the ceiling Homer Simpson made)
Yoh: (tugs on 17's sleeve) 17, who is she to you?
17: She's a nobody!
18: I'M NO NOBODY!
Daxter: (coughs) slut…
17: Go back to Krillin or whatever!
18: Divorced!
17: And Maron…
18: in father's custody!
17: o.o; anything I missed?
18: I want us again!
17: There was no us! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!
Kurama: I sense one that swung on poles for money not too long ago!
18: SHUT UP!
Kurama: Oh no she didn't!
Hiei: (appears next to Kurama's chair)
Kurama: Where did you come from?
Hiei: Just ran over.
Tidus: Hey! We're gonna go to commercial now! Even though a fight's gonna break out more than likely!
18: (reaches)
Yoh: (smacks 18's hand) AWAY!
18: And who are you?
Yoh: He's apart of this show now! THE FAMILY! And most importantly, he's mine to claim!
18: Let's see!
17: . Yoh…don't….
Yoh: I know what I'm doing!
Trey: Anyone that challenges Yoh…
Yoh: Trey, Lenny, I got this one!
18: Oh great…the peanut gallery has just discovered walnuts!
Tidus: I LIKE WALNUTS!
All: Oo?
Tidus: I'll shut up now! v'
Yoh: Let's go then plastic!
18: You're calling me a plastic? You're the transvestite here!
Yoh: No, I'm afraid that telling us more about yourself would be a bad idea!
18: (growls)
Yoh: Oh you vicious animal!
17: (sweatdrops)
Hiei: --; Kurama, what is this?
Kurama: (gets an idea) Hiei! This is a miniature tournament! All you have to do is beat that man right there and you win! (points at 18)
Hiei: Isn't that a woman?
Kurama: Ah my Hiei! Looks may be deceiving! He wants you to think he is a she! He's what the ningens call a cross-desser!
Hiei: HE DISGRACES THE MALE GENDER! I'LL KICK HIS ASS! (goes up to 18)
18: And shorty wants a piece of me too?
Hiei: (draws his sword)
Yoh: (draws sword) I have enough furioku to finish her off! Amidimaru! Into the sword!
Amidimaru: T-T They were fine until they went on this show!
Yoh: FINE? Do you know what hell Anna caused?
Amidmaru: (thinks) ON SECOND THOUGHT! Let's KICK ASS!
18: Oh, two swords, so scary! Don't you know that you don't attack a helpless woman! Especially unarmed?
Hiei: (points) I know what you are! A disgrace!
Yoh: You're not a lady with ankles like that!
18: M…MY ANKLES?
Kurama: And you have a moustache! My word!
18: NO I DON'T! I SHAVED!
Tidus and Daxter: AND WE SAVED MONEY ON OUR CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEIKO! WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Audience: OO YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Yoh: Well, the audience wants it! So we'll make it happen! (attacks)
Hiei: (attacks)
Kurama: I do believe myself to be very mean to say that!
17: O.O are they gonna live? Her power is…eh…mine!
Trey: I dunno, you look at her shoes and she looks manly!
Lenny: Gross indeed! -
18: x-x
Yoh: YAY!
Hiei: (leaves) my deed is done! I destroyed a tape and a cross dresser!
Kurama: Isn't he a future…
Daxter: SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH! KURAMA! YOU'RE SPOLING!
Kurama: (blushes) I'm sorry!
17: can I look now?
Lenny: yes you may!
17: (looks) oh my god!
Yoh: teehehe! She wasn't so tough! (runs and huggles 17)
Tidus: T-T I love happy endings!
Kurama: But the show isn't over yet! They didn't even ask me any questions!
Trey: And I think we need to be guests before we get put on the show! That's how it was for 17!
Tidus: I KNOW! You get to be a guest…then get on…then sleep with the host!
All: ()() How about NO?
Tidus: Shutting up now! (sweatdrops)
Yoh: That'll never happen! ; 17 is special!
17: YAY! I GET TO BE SPECIAL!
Tidus: (cough, mumble, mumble, mumble)
Lenny: What was that Tidus?
Daxter: (coughs) wait until HIM!
Audience: OOH! Who's him?
17: "He" can't get dibs on my Yoh!
Yoh: Of course he can't! I love my 17!
Tidus: ok….
Daxter: Hey, I think Jak's back to normal!
Audience: YAY! JAK!
Jak: (comes out) what am I doing back here?
Daxter: (laughs) well……it's a long story Jak!
Jak: I remember….bologna! (looks at Daxter evilly)
Daxter: tehehehe ; didn't I say it was a long story?
Jak: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kurama: ' I think I should get going! I only hope my mother doesn't watch this show!
17: No way to explain it right?
Kurama: Not really! Especially with a certain tape that someone thought funny to display! (glances at Tidus)
Tidus: WHAT?
Yoh: What is it Tidus?
Tidus: Remember Kurama teaching Hiei manners and them talking?
All: uh huh!
Tidus: ; to make a long story short…they weren't actually talking…
Random fan: I KNEW IT!
Tidus: Kurama knows what he did!
Kurama: (looks at audience) it's not what you think! You don't think that I role that way do you?
Audience: (thinks) YES!
Kurama: -- So much for fans!
Audience: WE STILL LOVE YOU KURAMA!
Kurama: YAY! And they're still loyal even if they think I'm gay! Which I'm not!
Yoh: Then tell us what you did when you left!
Kurama: (bows head down) fine! I…I ordered pizza!
Trey: IS THAT ALL? We were all thinking that you went F-A-G-A-L-I-C-I-O-U-S on us!
Lenny: What kind of pizza?
Kurama: um…pepperoni and extra cheese!
Tidus: YEAH!
Kurama: I didn't want the audience to go hungry either. I hope you don't mind!
17: OF COURSE WE DON'T! Pizza sounds great!
Trey: But then what was it that Hiei wanted to talk to you about?
Kurama: The pizza toppings! He just gets impatient when it comes to waiting on food.
Lenny: Well, we're sorry, but Trey and I have to leave!
Yoh: Why guys?
Lenny: (takes Trey's arms and pulls him out of the seat)
Trey: OH YEAH! Cause we're gonna be guests later! DUH!
Lenny: Yes, a DUH! On your part! Let's go!
17: no pizza?
Lenny: No thank you! (drags Trey away)
Trey: (waves at audience) SORRY FOR THE WAY TOO EARLY APPEARANCE!
Audience: (waves) IT'S OKAY!
Yoh: Hey, Kurama, I have a question for you!
Kurama: Ask away.
Yoh: If you only ordered pizza, then why keep it secret?
17: ; Did you use your own money to pay for that pizza?
Kurama: (fake coughs) um…I seem to be catching a cold!
Yoh: Don't play like that man! Whose money did you loot?
Kurama: I'd rather not say!
17: Why not?
Kurama: Because they would get mad and make a scene!
Yoh: What is a scene is all the dead bodies on the floor! AKA 18, Homer Simpson, and Barney!
Neo: (comes out with a big dustpan and broom and sweeps up dead bodies)
Yoh: ' Where does he put those?
Kurama: Don't they get cremated?
17: #.# cremated? (tries to picture them going into fire) hm….
Yoh: I wanna get cremated when I die!
17: O.o'
Yoh: Well, I'd like my ashes to be sprayed across a nice peaceful place! Like a beach!
17: I don't care what happens to me when I die cause I wont be alive to worry about it anyway!
Kurama: That's a good point. When I pass, I would like to be remembered positively.
Yoh: I don't see how people can remember bad things about you! I mean, I know about your bad past as Yoko and all that so just make a good reputation for yourself now!
Kurama: That isn't such a bad idea Yoh!
Tidus: PIZZA'S HERE!
17: Why don't we bring out our last guest for today! She's been waiting so long! It's miss Sakura from Cardcaptors!
Audience: YAY!
Sakura: (waves at the audience) Hello everyone! Got any questions for me?
17 and Yoh: From the looks of the audience…they're gonna rip her apart with questions!
Daxter: TT THE PIZZA!
Jak: IS COMING WHEN IT COMES! BE PATIENT!
Tidus: Uh, guys, it's time to end the show!
Pizza Guy: Someone order 200 hundred pies of pizza?
Kurama: That would be me!
Daxter: YAY! IT'S HERE!
Sakura: But what about my questions?
Yoh: (looks to camera) Guys, we're gonna eat the rest of our time! What I need you to do is make up your questions and ask them for the next episode.
17: (kisses Yoh's neck and then looks to camera) Kurama and Sakura will remain on here for the questions that you give. And maybe Dante will be back and then you get to question Tidus.
Tidus: I CAN'T WAIT! SEE YA NEXT TIME!
All: (wave to camera) Bye Bye! SEE YA NEXT EPISODE!
