"I… I told him to give Vegeta's belt back… or I would stop teaching them sex!" said Master Roshi with a burning fury.
All of the Monkeys were shaken and did not know what to say. The Green Monkey fell to his knees and said "Oh, Oohh, Ah" and then called for an armistice. All of the Monkeys ran away into the jungle except for 200 of them for strategy.
The Green Monkey looked at Vegeta and smiled as if he did not take his feet, but he did. Vegeta said "Humph," at him and the Green Monkey said "Ah." Then, the Green Monkey fell to his knees and feet and hands and then hugged Master Roshi's legs and said "Oooh Oohh Ah aah ah," begging him a lot.
Raditz wiped away all of his tears and said "Oh no, we still do not have the pen." said Raditz. The Green Monkey took the bulb that was over his head and turned it on when he heard the word 'pen' and said "Oh ah ah."
Everyone looked at the Green Monkey in angry ways, but he did not. Roshi told the monkey "What?" and he said "Ooh Ohh ahh ah." Master Roshi listened, but did no know what one of the words meant because he still wasn't the most bilingual in the world, and asked "What?" and the Monkey said "Ooh," and he said "Ok."
No one but Master could understand the Monkey, so they did not know what he was saying.
"What did he say at you?" asked Goku and Caulifla said. Master Roshi moved his eyes around, but you could not see it under his sunglasses, but he was still doing it to look at them.
"He… he saw Raditz's pen!" Master Roshi said, and they were all like that is amazing and cool.
"Where was he when he see it?" asked Goku.
The Monkey said "Oooh ah ahh Aaaooohh," and Master Roshi simultaneously translated it. Just suddenly, Tarzan ran through the leaves and bushes and trees of the Jungle with the pen in his mouth and everyone saw this and was saved!
"That is my pen!" announced Raditz to all, but then a Monkey flew like a Sopwith Camel in World War I and kidnapped the pen and said "Ah oohahaha!" Everyone knew it and this was the Green Monkie plan all a long.
Tarzan, did flips to stimulate his anger, because he worked hard for the pen, and it went to show that you really can't have crap in the Jungle. Tarzan was a saint, and was taken advantage of like Santa Clause, who was also a saint.
The Monkeys all laughed, because now they had something that was cooler than Vegeta's belt, and Master Roshi would still teach them sex because of it. Goku got mad and fired one, two, three ki blasts at the Green Monkey, but then the Green Monkey jumped, because it is hard to hit Monkeys because they are really agile.
The Green Monkey began to dance even more and laugh and no one could take the heat. Just then, a big energy source began to begin growing and was now gargantuan. Everyone felt the pressure and turned around to see Tarzan flipping so fast that he was causing Sonic Boom. The Green Monkey was in the Danger Zone.
Tarzon flipped at the Green Monkey and everyone freaked out. Tarzan landed on the Green Monkey and he was squished and looked like a puddle, but green. All of the Monkeys stared blankly at Tarzan, who they did not recognized earlier. The Monkeys began to bow and exalt his name, "Ah ooh Ah," they said, which meant Tarzan in Monkey.
Just then, the green puddle of Monkey began to simmer down into the ground and reformed and then they all started chanting "Ooh ah Ooh," which meant Green Monkey in Monkey. Goku felt the tremors in the wind and the breeze from the ground and knew something was coming.
"Something is coming!" Goku screamed and Tarzan said it too. "FWOOP," said the ground, as a Green Monkey formed from the Monkey Puddle.
Tarzan began to do more flips but Vegeta asked him to stop, but respected that Tarzan's cool. Master Roshi, who was the Monkey Mediator, saw the pen in the Monkeys butt. "The Pen iis in his butt!" revealed Master.
"Ew!" said Caulifla, who did not like things in butts because they would stink a lot, even though this Monkey butt was clean, because it was fresh produce. The Green Monkey farted the pen out of his butt and laughed when he caught it.
Tarzan, Goku, Vegeta, and Caulifla began to ready their attack stances, and looked like a bunch of rabbits about to be raided by Elmer Fudd. Suddenly and fast, Master Roshi said "Don t do that!" and they were shocked and surprised.
"We must endorse not violence and condone non-cooperation, an eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." said Master. Everyone listened to him carefully because, even though Vegeta was smarter, Roshi was wiser.
"Tch,," Vegeta said.
"OOah oh ah ah ah, Oohh Ooh, aH," said both the Green Monkey and Master Roshi. This went on for a little bit and everyone was watching.
"What do you think they are talking about?" said Goku.
"I do not know but I am worried because Monkeys make Monkey Business," said Caulifla.
"Humph," said Vegeta and Tarzan, because they were both cool.
"We have come to the agreement," said Master Roshi to them. Everyone looked really scared, because Master Roshi's face did not look happy about it.
"They will give us the pen… for a sacrifice…."
Everyone looked really scared, but more scared than they looked before because now they actually knew why Master looked not happy, and it was not good. All of the Monkeys began to dance and jump and move like they were dancing.
The Monkeys all began to migrate to the volcano mentioned in the chapter where Vegeta, Goku, and Caulifla entered the Special Edd room and all but Tarzan, Vegeta, and Mater Roshi were confused. "It is time…," said Master Roshi as they were lifted by the monkeys and taken to the volcano.
"What are they going to do with us?" Goku asked.
"They are going to sacrifice one of us," said Vegeta.
"Oh," Goku asked.
"Yeah," said Vegeta.
"That really sucks," Caulifla said.
Tarzan was also being lifted, but gracefully because all of the Monkeys respected him, as he was Tarzan. Tarzan was cool. When they lifted Tarzan from the ground they saw his wild penis and wowed. The Monkeys did not know sex very well, even though Master Roshi was teaching them about it, so they were more impressed than the kids in the Middle School.
As the Monkeys were carrying the Saiyans and Master Roshi and Tarzan to the volcano to sacrifice them, they kept dropping banana peels and slipping, so it took a while and gave everyone time to plot against them.
"Listen, I have a plan, said" Master Roshi. Everyone harkened their ears to listen and hear it too.
"When we get to the volcano and they hand me the pen, I will run and Tarzan will carry the rest of you." he said. Everyone thought that this was a good idea because no one would die, but if someone had to die they would probably choose Raditz because he isnet very important to the story.
The Monkeys then ran out of bananas, so they could no longer drop banana Peels and slow down the process and they arrived at the Volcano within seconds.
"Ooh ah ooh aahh, ah," said the Green Monkey, who was also the leader of the Monkeys.
"Yeah," said Rochi.
It was time for them all to die and everyone knew it, so they pretended to get tied up by the Monkeys and were about to get thrown into the Volcano and its lava and stuff.
"Ooh ah," said the Green Monkey as he handed Master Roshi the Radits pen.
"Now!" said Master Roshi as he raised his hand to tell the others that the plan was a go, even though he said that with his mouth, he also said it with his hand so they would know that even better.
Tarzan blasted onto the scene and grabbed all of the Tied Up Saiyans and ran down the wall of the volcano and all of the Monkeys ran after them, but kept tripping because their monkey feet would not let them go too fast, unlike in the last chapter.
When Tarzan and Master Roshi were running, the Volcano erupted, like an underwater gyeser, but above ground, and lava and magma flew everywhere, but mostly down the mountain after them.
"Aaaahh!" they all said, except for Tarzan and Vegeta. Vegeta looked a head and saw the lake that he was in earlier and knew that they were getting closer to the exit, but also the enterence.
Just then, one of the Monkeys in the front of the Monkeys triped and fell and caused a Monkey Avalanche and they were now tumbling down the side of the Hill and Volcano like a rubber band ball or Fushigi.
Master Roshi hopped on top of the bunch that was being carried by Tarzan and Tarzan ran faster.
"We are going to die and be squashed under Monkeys!" said Caulifla.
"Tch," angered Vegeta.
"No happen," said Tarzan and ran even faster and now almost looked like Sonic the Hedgehog, except not Sonic, so Tarzan the Hedgehog.
"Ooh ooh, ahh ahh!" said the Monkey Ball.
Because Tarzan was so fast, they were almost near the entrance, when all of the sudden, the Monkeys began to close in on them.
"Oh no!" said Goku. Tarzan threw Caulifla, and, Master Roshi at the door direction, but could not throw Goku or Vegeta as far because they were too buff and heavy to throw to him.
"Go, mE will hold them off," Tarzan said to Vegeta and not Goku because he was still running.
"But you will die..." said Vegeta.
"Take this," said Tarzan. He took off his loin cloth and gave it to Vegeta.
"N-No..." spoke Vegeta.
"...Ooh ah ah," Tarzan said, and all of the Monkeys rushed to him and played with his big, cool, wild penis; this was the true sacrifice that All men must make.
"Now go!" yelled Tarzan. Tarzan knew that, even though he had a lot of stamina, he might no still make it out alive. Vegeta looked back at Tarzan, "Such a brave and powerful man," vegeta thought, "his sacrifice will not go to waste… Goodbye, tarzan".
Vegeta caught up with Goku and they both stopped at the the door.
"Vegeta..." asked goku to Vegeta.
"..." said Vegeta, "let's go… Goku."
The two Saiyans ran to the exit of the Tard Room where Roshi and Caulifla and Raditz were running, but there was a problem.
"We are in a trouble!" yelled Raditz.
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