17: All right. We all know of the madness of what happened last show!

Yoh: We killed Android 18 and Barney, Homer Simpson committed suicide and keeps getting back up remarkably, and Kurama ordered us all pizza!

Tidus: And I'm still replacing for Dante as cameraman. Dante had to step out for a just these two episodes.

Audience: (claps and screams)

Tidus: Yes, that's right! Dante's coming back next episode and on the next episode, I will be a guest and you guys get to ask me questions.

Daxter: And it don't matter who comes and goes! I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR MY GIRLS!

Fangirls: (yell and scream out) DAXTER! WE LOVE YOU!

Daxter: (blows kisses to his fangirls)

Random Fangirl: HE BLEW IT AT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs in circles and jumps out a closed window)

All: OO wtf?

Yoh: Hey 17, are we gonna do anything this episode?

17: Yoh, what did I say? None until camera's off! .

Yoh: (winks) Until camera's off huh? All right…

Kurama: It is sure nice to be here. Now um, I would like to get the questions please.

17: We have to ask Kurama, and be honest! Are you gay?

Kurama: (thinks awhile) I honestly don't know! ; It's a possibility.

Yoh: Would you say that Karasu made that possibility come to life?

Kurama: HECK NO!

Tidus: Hey Kurama, are you sure that there is nothing going on between you and Hiei?

Kurama: We are only best friends! Where do you get "lovers" out of "best friends"? The phrases don't even sound the same!

Yoh: Well, you know! Me and 17 started off as friends! -

Tidus: And now you two just fuck anywhere, anytime!

17: ; um…you could say that…

Yoh: I think I'm going into a blush…tehehe.

Kurama: Honestly, I knew that already and I didn't have to hear it again.

Hiei: O.o; I am not hearing this correct am I? (tugs on Kurama's sleeve) Kurama, I think there's something wrong with my ears!

Kurama: Here Hiei, lay yourself across my lap and I will check your ears for you! -

Hiei: (obeys)

Yoh: Oh? o.o;

Kurama: (leans over and looks down) I don't see anything wrong.

Hiei: Are you sure? Cause I'm hearing things that I shouldn't! .

Kurama: (nibbles on Hiei's ear playfully, licks the side of his face, and nuzzles)

17, Yoh, & Tidus: OO;

Tidus: AND THAT'S NOT GAY? Then what the hell is gay in your book Kurama?

Kurama: ; oh that? Oh no! Don't take it the wrong way!

Yoh: I would so like to hear you explain your way out that one!

Kurama: Kitsune's do that for others when they have hearing problems. It's a kitsune thing!

17: But Hiei isn't a kitsune!

Kurama: I know, but, hey, it's all that us kitsune's know how to do in those situations! (shrugs) It's not a gay thing! Female kitsune's do that with their children all the time.

Daxter: And I am the genius to point out Kurama: 1. You are not female. 2. Hiei is not kitsune. 3. Hiei is not a child. 4. You friggin licked him! 5. What you did in the human world is called sexually teasing!

Kurama: - Well it isn't like that at all! I swear things are so different in Makai! Besides, males do that too, just not as often as female kitsunes.

Hiei: Do I even get a say in this?

All: NO!

Hiei: x-x that's not fair…I was gonna say that his method works!

Tidus: But Hiei, your hearing was perfectly fine all day!

Audience: GASP!

17: So Kurama's straight, it's Hiei that's gay and wants Kurama!

Hiei: NOT TRUE! I was hearing things that aren't there. I…….I heard the Winnie the Pooh ghost and Bloody Mary.

All: XX WHAT THE HELL? Bloody Mary?

Hiei: (waves around) Don't say her name 3 times in front of a mirror!

Sakura: I know that I've been quiet all this time, but I just thought that I should say something. I'm being ignored over here!

17: Sorry Sakura. You could've joined into the conversation anytime though.

Yoh: yep! (latches self closer to 17) 17! Come on! I'm so horny!

Hiei: My hearing has worsened!

Yoh: Oh no it didn't hun! I really said that!

Hiei: Kurama, can we leave now?

Tidus: Yeah dude, I mean, you've been here like for the longest time ever!

Kurama: (gives a big smile) Well it's time that I should be heading out! But I tell you! When it comes the time for Hiei's interview, I will be back!

Hiei: YAY! (huggles Kurama)

Kurama: YAY! (walks out carrying Hiei)

17: Ok, if that isn't gay, then I'm 100 straight! And I just screw Yoh for fun!

Yoh: GASP! NO 17!

17: Oh no Yoh, no! It was sarcasm! You know I wuv you so much! YESH I DO!

Yoh: yay!

Sakura: So, eh, who has questions for me then?

Daxter: Have you ever had feelings for your brother Tori?

Sakura: Oo the hell kinda question is that? MY ANSWER IS NO!

Tidus: I had Daxter ask that. Cause you like, live with your brother like that and he's like an "extra-large-jumbo-sized" order of SEXINESS! Ain't I right audience!

Audience: WOOT! HELL YEAH!

Tidus: I mean, you're brother re-rights the book of "Cute" He's on the cover dammit!

Sakura: You see where I get my looks from right?

All: um….no….

Sakura: Now that ain't right! TT I am pretty!

17: You just don't look as good as your brother.

Yoh: Don't cry Sakura! Lee does like you more then that annoying girl always calling after him!

Sakura: (sniff sniff) really?

Daxter: NO DUH! Now go!

17: NOW GO SAKURA! RUN TO LEE!

Sakura: (jumps up and runs off the set)

Yoh: (giggles aloud)

Tidus: 17, did you just make the guest run off set?

Daxter: THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING!

17: NOTHING!

Yoh: Geez!

Tidus: So Kurama left with Hiei in his arms and Sakura ran out to go confess her feelings for Lee! What are we supposed to do now?

17: Well, we only do two guests per show! Except those people that come out of no where of course!

Yoh: 17, is now the time?

17: No Yoh…

Tidus: Time for what now?

Daxter: I wanna know! (wink) I can keep secrets!

17: Yeah right Daxter!

Daxter: OH WHAT?

Jak: I'm back!

Audience: OMG WE LOVE YOU JAK!

Jak: OH….YEAH!

Kool-Aid: BITCH YOU STOLE MY LINE!

Jak: You wanna piece of me you fucking beverage?

Kool-Aid: OH...YEAH!

Jak: Mother fucker! You can't handle none of this!

Kool-Aid: (tilts his head forward and sprays Kool-Aid at Jak)

Jak: (sidesteps and dodges)

Tidus: OH SHIT! THAT Kool-Aid is NOT coming this way!

17: SHIT! THE CAMERA!

Yoh: TIDUS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WITH THAT CAMERA!

Tidus: (gets drenched in Kool-Aid as well as the camera)

Daxter: OO OH SHIT! DANTE'S GONNA BE SO PISSED ABOUT HIS CAMERA!

Yoh: (pokes 17) Hey 17, didn't you say that we could "you know what" when the camera was off?

17: oh yeah! I sure did!

Daxter: OH HELL NO! YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO THAT GAY SHIT HERE OF ALL PLACES!

17: (pounces on Yoh)

Yoh: DO ME GOOD DADDYO!

Daxter: OH MY FUCKING GOSH! (dives into his pool of fangirls)

Fangirls: We will serve you Daxter! You are our Emperor!

Daxter: the hell? Why am I not your king?

Fangirls: (think about it) Daxter, you are our god!

Daxter: OH HELL YES!

Jak: TAKE THIS KOOL-AID! (runs after the big ass Kool-Aid pitcher)

Kool-Aid: I'm getting yo ass! Oh….yeah!

Jak: You're getting you ass kicked bro! Oh….yeah!

Kool-Aid: STOP TAKING MY FUCKING LINE YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!

Jak: Lets go then! Fight me!

Kool-Aid: Oh….HELL YEAH!

Daxter: (getting fanned by the fangirls) ahh….WTH is that? (points to a tossed shirt on the ground)

Tidus: (soaked in Kool-Aid and holding the camera) Oh, that's just 17's shirt…

Daxter: (points to the flying clothes) and there goes Yoh's shirt!

Tidus: OOH OOH! I know this one! That's 17 and Yoh's pants!

Daxter: OO OMFG! TIDUS MAKE THEM STOP BEFORE IT GETS WORSE!

Tidus: 17! Yoh! NO NUDE SHIT OUT HERE! THE AUDIENCE IS STILL WATCHING EVEN IF THE CAMERA'S FUCKED UP!

Yoh: (moans) I don't care!

17: OH YEAH! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! BUSY HERE!

Tidus: Yeah, you're doing Yoh obviously! Ever think that no one wants to see that shit?

Daxter: This is what we get for exposing them?

Tidus: TT We have to see this and it's all our fault!

Daxter: DAMNIT! If only Dante were here!

Jak: (covered in Kool-Aid) Bleeding Kool-Aid on me wont stop me from killing your ass Kool-Aid!

Kool-Aid: I'm kicking yo ass! OH….YEAH!

Daxter: I should smack him with bologna again! XD

Yoh: (shouts) OH 17!

Tidus: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!

Audience: (eating popcorn and watching the chaos resume) Those bastards at home wont be able to see what we see now! (snicker to themselves)

Random Fan: GO KOOL-AID! KICK JAK'S ASS!

Audience: WTF? (jump the Kool-Aid fan and have them lynched) JAK ROCKS!

Tidus: What a nice audience we have this time around! XX Notice my sarcasm!

Daxter: You are so right Tidus!

17: YOH, WHO'S YOUR ANDROID?

Tidus: (drops the camera) WTF? Do YOU KNOW HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS?

Daxter: Even worse at how I never knew the chairs could lay back like that.

Tidus: If I would've known that, then I would've got you guys those metal chairs instead of these comfy ones.

Daxter: I am sick of this insane shit... (goes back to fangirls)

Fangirls: YAY!

Audience: W00T!

Random Person: 17! PUT YOURS ALL THE WAY IN! CONQUER THAT SEXY BODY!

All those sane: OO WTF DID THEY JUST SAY?

Yoh: heh! Not a bad idea!

17: (shrugs) ok!

Yoh: yay!

Tidus: Geez, and they say that you can't rape the willing, these fools are too damn willing!

Daxter: We need to end the show now!

Tidus: NO! It's too early! What are we gonna do now? It's not like Yoh and 17 plan on stopping anytime soon! And Jak is fighting Kool-Aid! And I got the camera messed up! Dante's gonna kick my ass for sure! And you're just going to your fangirls all the friggin time Daxter!

Daxter: Don't hate because I have more fangirls than you do!

Tidus: FUCK THIS! I'm playing blitzball.

17: Some privacy would be nice though.

Yoh: Oh! I have it! (whispers to 17)

17: (shoots a kai blast at the lights)

Lights: (go out)

Jak: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN THE DARK KOOL-AID!

Kool-Aid: YEAH…..RIGHT…

Tidus: WTF?

Daxter: That ain't good! It's only halfway good!

Tidus: How is that Daxter?

Daxter: We can't see them thank god! But we can still hear them!

All: (hear a bunch of moaning)

Tidus: This is just sickening!

Daxter: You know Tidus, the lights have back up power. And there's more than one camera in this place. So…erm…all the cameras have got all this bullshit!

Tidus: DAMN! Dante's killing me for sure!

Jak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Random Person: I'm scared of the dark!

Neo: (runs Martix Style, jumps, and turns on the back up power!)

All: YAY!

17: oh crap!

Yoh: should we take this backstage?

17: Uh…our clothes are tossed, so uh, we'd have to run for it!

Yoh: Um….nevermind! You know what? Right here is good!

Daxter: HELL NO! 17, get off…no…out of Yoh now! And both of you put your clothes back on! DAMNIT! THIS SHOW MUST GO ON! Horny bastards!

17: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………………

Yoh: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………………

Tidus: Let me guess "So not fair!" right?

17: No, where's our clothes?

Daxter: I dunno!

Yoh: Xx You mean we have to do the rest of our show in our boxers?

Tidus: YOU CAUSED THAT YOURSELF! HORNY BASTARDS!

17: XX oh shit…

Yoh: Well, keeping our boxers was a good idea, cause I don't think that I would have been able to work nude right? (laughs)

Daxter: If you were, you wouldn't be here. Tidus and I would've made sure of that.

Jak: TT

All: OO OMFG!

Jak: (bows head in defeat)

Daxter: WTF Jak? You got beat by Kool-Aid?

Kool-Aid: OH….YEAH! That's wat he get for stealin my line!

Jak: It was too dark to see him and I kept tripping on Kool-Aid Jammers! TT

17: O.o wow…

Yoh: Here we go 17! Our clothes!

17: YAY!

Both: (get dressed) YAY!

Daxter: Are you two finally done with that? Damn, I'm going blind man!

Jak: XX I GOT BEAT BY KOOL-AID! (runs off sobbing)

Audience: O.o oh my…

Kool-Aid: BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BITCH! I REMAIN SUPREME!

Jak's voice: I'm COMING BACK FOR YOU KOOL-AID!

Kool-Aid: yeah whatever! Now, who the fuck in here wants Kool-Aid Jammers?

Random Audience Members: WE DO!

Kool-Aid: (tosses the Jammers into the audience) Have em! My new flavors included!

Audience: YAY!

Yoh: Oh…that was a good one 17! I especially liked it when you put your…

Daxter: WE Don't NEED TO HEAR THAT YOH!

Yoh: What? I'm reflecting on the best parts!

17: (puts an around Yoh)

Yoh: (giggles)

17: (nuzzles) you like how I do anal!

Tidus: DIDN'T DAXTER JUST SAY WE DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT?

17: What? It's only reflecting! You know, like when you see a good movie or something and you and your buds talk about all the good parts.

Daxter: You can't compare movies with gay sex!

Yoh: Correction! G.G.S! Great Gay Sex! Oh hell, that was just awesome while it lasted!

Tidus: (vomits on the already wet camera) Xx oh fuck! I'm so dead…

Yoh: Oh my…Dante's going to kill us…

17: It's time for our leave. Next episode, Dante returns. And the two guests on the show will be Tidus from Final Fantasy 10, also our co-cameraman on the show and the other person is Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho, because a very nice gal reviewed and asked for us to get him for her.

Daxter: Oh…thank you reviewers! DAXTER LOVES YOU ALL!

Yoh: ; yeah ok…now…thank you all reviewers! And please keep it up! X3

17: (waves and nuzzles Yoh)

All: BYE BYE!