17: All right. We all know of the madness of what happened last show!
Yoh: We killed Android 18 and Barney, Homer Simpson committed suicide and keeps getting back up remarkably, and Kurama ordered us all pizza!
Tidus: And I'm still replacing for Dante as cameraman. Dante had to step out for a just these two episodes.
Audience: (claps and screams)
Tidus: Yes, that's right! Dante's coming back next episode and on the next episode, I will be a guest and you guys get to ask me questions.
Daxter: And it don't matter who comes and goes! I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR MY GIRLS!
Fangirls: (yell and scream out) DAXTER! WE LOVE YOU!
Daxter: (blows kisses to his fangirls)
Random Fangirl: HE BLEW IT AT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs in circles and jumps out a closed window)
All: OO wtf?
Yoh: Hey 17, are we gonna do anything this episode?
17: Yoh, what did I say? None until camera's off! .
Yoh: (winks) Until camera's off huh? All right…
Kurama: It is sure nice to be here. Now um, I would like to get the questions please.
17: We have to ask Kurama, and be honest! Are you gay?
Kurama: (thinks awhile) I honestly don't know! ; It's a possibility.
Yoh: Would you say that Karasu made that possibility come to life?
Kurama: HECK NO!
Tidus: Hey Kurama, are you sure that there is nothing going on between you and Hiei?
Kurama: We are only best friends! Where do you get "lovers" out of "best friends"? The phrases don't even sound the same!
Yoh: Well, you know! Me and 17 started off as friends! -
Tidus: And now you two just fuck anywhere, anytime!
17: ; um…you could say that…
Yoh: I think I'm going into a blush…tehehe.
Kurama: Honestly, I knew that already and I didn't have to hear it again.
Hiei: O.o; I am not hearing this correct am I? (tugs on Kurama's sleeve) Kurama, I think there's something wrong with my ears!
Kurama: Here Hiei, lay yourself across my lap and I will check your ears for you! -
Hiei: (obeys)
Yoh: Oh? o.o;
Kurama: (leans over and looks down) I don't see anything wrong.
Hiei: Are you sure? Cause I'm hearing things that I shouldn't! .
Kurama: (nibbles on Hiei's ear playfully, licks the side of his face, and nuzzles)
17, Yoh, & Tidus: OO;
Tidus: AND THAT'S NOT GAY? Then what the hell is gay in your book Kurama?
Kurama: ; oh that? Oh no! Don't take it the wrong way!
Yoh: I would so like to hear you explain your way out that one!
Kurama: Kitsune's do that for others when they have hearing problems. It's a kitsune thing!
17: But Hiei isn't a kitsune!
Kurama: I know, but, hey, it's all that us kitsune's know how to do in those situations! (shrugs) It's not a gay thing! Female kitsune's do that with their children all the time.
Daxter: And I am the genius to point out Kurama: 1. You are not female. 2. Hiei is not kitsune. 3. Hiei is not a child. 4. You friggin licked him! 5. What you did in the human world is called sexually teasing!
Kurama: - Well it isn't like that at all! I swear things are so different in Makai! Besides, males do that too, just not as often as female kitsunes.
Hiei: Do I even get a say in this?
All: NO!
Hiei: x-x that's not fair…I was gonna say that his method works!
Tidus: But Hiei, your hearing was perfectly fine all day!
Audience: GASP!
17: So Kurama's straight, it's Hiei that's gay and wants Kurama!
Hiei: NOT TRUE! I was hearing things that aren't there. I…….I heard the Winnie the Pooh ghost and Bloody Mary.
All: XX WHAT THE HELL? Bloody Mary?
Hiei: (waves around) Don't say her name 3 times in front of a mirror!
Sakura: I know that I've been quiet all this time, but I just thought that I should say something. I'm being ignored over here!
17: Sorry Sakura. You could've joined into the conversation anytime though.
Yoh: yep! (latches self closer to 17) 17! Come on! I'm so horny!
Hiei: My hearing has worsened!
Yoh: Oh no it didn't hun! I really said that!
Hiei: Kurama, can we leave now?
Tidus: Yeah dude, I mean, you've been here like for the longest time ever!
Kurama: (gives a big smile) Well it's time that I should be heading out! But I tell you! When it comes the time for Hiei's interview, I will be back!
Hiei: YAY! (huggles Kurama)
Kurama: YAY! (walks out carrying Hiei)
17: Ok, if that isn't gay, then I'm 100 straight! And I just screw Yoh for fun!
Yoh: GASP! NO 17!
17: Oh no Yoh, no! It was sarcasm! You know I wuv you so much! YESH I DO!
Yoh: yay!
Sakura: So, eh, who has questions for me then?
Daxter: Have you ever had feelings for your brother Tori?
Sakura: Oo the hell kinda question is that? MY ANSWER IS NO!
Tidus: I had Daxter ask that. Cause you like, live with your brother like that and he's like an "extra-large-jumbo-sized" order of SEXINESS! Ain't I right audience!
Audience: WOOT! HELL YEAH!
Tidus: I mean, you're brother re-rights the book of "Cute" He's on the cover dammit!
Sakura: You see where I get my looks from right?
All: um….no….
Sakura: Now that ain't right! TT I am pretty!
17: You just don't look as good as your brother.
Yoh: Don't cry Sakura! Lee does like you more then that annoying girl always calling after him!
Sakura: (sniff sniff) really?
Daxter: NO DUH! Now go!
17: NOW GO SAKURA! RUN TO LEE!
Sakura: (jumps up and runs off the set)
Yoh: (giggles aloud)
Tidus: 17, did you just make the guest run off set?
Daxter: THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING!
17: NOTHING!
Yoh: Geez!
Tidus: So Kurama left with Hiei in his arms and Sakura ran out to go confess her feelings for Lee! What are we supposed to do now?
17: Well, we only do two guests per show! Except those people that come out of no where of course!
Yoh: 17, is now the time?
17: No Yoh…
Tidus: Time for what now?
Daxter: I wanna know! (wink) I can keep secrets!
17: Yeah right Daxter!
Daxter: OH WHAT?
Jak: I'm back!
Audience: OMG WE LOVE YOU JAK!
Jak: OH….YEAH!
Kool-Aid: BITCH YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Jak: You wanna piece of me you fucking beverage?
Kool-Aid: OH...YEAH!
Jak: Mother fucker! You can't handle none of this!
Kool-Aid: (tilts his head forward and sprays Kool-Aid at Jak)
Jak: (sidesteps and dodges)
Tidus: OH SHIT! THAT Kool-Aid is NOT coming this way!
17: SHIT! THE CAMERA!
Yoh: TIDUS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WITH THAT CAMERA!
Tidus: (gets drenched in Kool-Aid as well as the camera)
Daxter: OO OH SHIT! DANTE'S GONNA BE SO PISSED ABOUT HIS CAMERA!
Yoh: (pokes 17) Hey 17, didn't you say that we could "you know what" when the camera was off?
17: oh yeah! I sure did!
Daxter: OH HELL NO! YOU ARE NOT GONNA DO THAT GAY SHIT HERE OF ALL PLACES!
17: (pounces on Yoh)
Yoh: DO ME GOOD DADDYO!
Daxter: OH MY FUCKING GOSH! (dives into his pool of fangirls)
Fangirls: We will serve you Daxter! You are our Emperor!
Daxter: the hell? Why am I not your king?
Fangirls: (think about it) Daxter, you are our god!
Daxter: OH HELL YES!
Jak: TAKE THIS KOOL-AID! (runs after the big ass Kool-Aid pitcher)
Kool-Aid: I'm getting yo ass! Oh….yeah!
Jak: You're getting you ass kicked bro! Oh….yeah!
Kool-Aid: STOP TAKING MY FUCKING LINE YOU PUNK ASS BITCH!
Jak: Lets go then! Fight me!
Kool-Aid: Oh….HELL YEAH!
Daxter: (getting fanned by the fangirls) ahh….WTH is that? (points to a tossed shirt on the ground)
Tidus: (soaked in Kool-Aid and holding the camera) Oh, that's just 17's shirt…
Daxter: (points to the flying clothes) and there goes Yoh's shirt!
Tidus: OOH OOH! I know this one! That's 17 and Yoh's pants!
Daxter: OO OMFG! TIDUS MAKE THEM STOP BEFORE IT GETS WORSE!
Tidus: 17! Yoh! NO NUDE SHIT OUT HERE! THE AUDIENCE IS STILL WATCHING EVEN IF THE CAMERA'S FUCKED UP!
Yoh: (moans) I don't care!
17: OH YEAH! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! BUSY HERE!
Tidus: Yeah, you're doing Yoh obviously! Ever think that no one wants to see that shit?
Daxter: This is what we get for exposing them?
Tidus: TT We have to see this and it's all our fault!
Daxter: DAMNIT! If only Dante were here!
Jak: (covered in Kool-Aid) Bleeding Kool-Aid on me wont stop me from killing your ass Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: I'm kicking yo ass! OH….YEAH!
Daxter: I should smack him with bologna again! XD
Yoh: (shouts) OH 17!
Tidus: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!
Audience: (eating popcorn and watching the chaos resume) Those bastards at home wont be able to see what we see now! (snicker to themselves)
Random Fan: GO KOOL-AID! KICK JAK'S ASS!
Audience: WTF? (jump the Kool-Aid fan and have them lynched) JAK ROCKS!
Tidus: What a nice audience we have this time around! XX Notice my sarcasm!
Daxter: You are so right Tidus!
17: YOH, WHO'S YOUR ANDROID?
Tidus: (drops the camera) WTF? Do YOU KNOW HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS?
Daxter: Even worse at how I never knew the chairs could lay back like that.
Tidus: If I would've known that, then I would've got you guys those metal chairs instead of these comfy ones.
Daxter: I am sick of this insane shit... (goes back to fangirls)
Fangirls: YAY!
Audience: W00T!
Random Person: 17! PUT YOURS ALL THE WAY IN! CONQUER THAT SEXY BODY!
All those sane: OO WTF DID THEY JUST SAY?
Yoh: heh! Not a bad idea!
17: (shrugs) ok!
Yoh: yay!
Tidus: Geez, and they say that you can't rape the willing, these fools are too damn willing!
Daxter: We need to end the show now!
Tidus: NO! It's too early! What are we gonna do now? It's not like Yoh and 17 plan on stopping anytime soon! And Jak is fighting Kool-Aid! And I got the camera messed up! Dante's gonna kick my ass for sure! And you're just going to your fangirls all the friggin time Daxter!
Daxter: Don't hate because I have more fangirls than you do!
Tidus: FUCK THIS! I'm playing blitzball.
17: Some privacy would be nice though.
Yoh: Oh! I have it! (whispers to 17)
17: (shoots a kai blast at the lights)
Lights: (go out)
Jak: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN THE DARK KOOL-AID!
Kool-Aid: YEAH…..RIGHT…
Tidus: WTF?
Daxter: That ain't good! It's only halfway good!
Tidus: How is that Daxter?
Daxter: We can't see them thank god! But we can still hear them!
All: (hear a bunch of moaning)
Tidus: This is just sickening!
Daxter: You know Tidus, the lights have back up power. And there's more than one camera in this place. So…erm…all the cameras have got all this bullshit!
Tidus: DAMN! Dante's killing me for sure!
Jak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Random Person: I'm scared of the dark!
Neo: (runs Martix Style, jumps, and turns on the back up power!)
All: YAY!
17: oh crap!
Yoh: should we take this backstage?
17: Uh…our clothes are tossed, so uh, we'd have to run for it!
Yoh: Um….nevermind! You know what? Right here is good!
Daxter: HELL NO! 17, get off…no…out of Yoh now! And both of you put your clothes back on! DAMNIT! THIS SHOW MUST GO ON! Horny bastards!
17: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………………
Yoh: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………………
Tidus: Let me guess "So not fair!" right?
17: No, where's our clothes?
Daxter: I dunno!
Yoh: Xx You mean we have to do the rest of our show in our boxers?
Tidus: YOU CAUSED THAT YOURSELF! HORNY BASTARDS!
17: XX oh shit…
Yoh: Well, keeping our boxers was a good idea, cause I don't think that I would have been able to work nude right? (laughs)
Daxter: If you were, you wouldn't be here. Tidus and I would've made sure of that.
Jak: TT
All: OO OMFG!
Jak: (bows head in defeat)
Daxter: WTF Jak? You got beat by Kool-Aid?
Kool-Aid: OH….YEAH! That's wat he get for stealin my line!
Jak: It was too dark to see him and I kept tripping on Kool-Aid Jammers! TT
17: O.o wow…
Yoh: Here we go 17! Our clothes!
17: YAY!
Both: (get dressed) YAY!
Daxter: Are you two finally done with that? Damn, I'm going blind man!
Jak: XX I GOT BEAT BY KOOL-AID! (runs off sobbing)
Audience: O.o oh my…
Kool-Aid: BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BITCH! I REMAIN SUPREME!
Jak's voice: I'm COMING BACK FOR YOU KOOL-AID!
Kool-Aid: yeah whatever! Now, who the fuck in here wants Kool-Aid Jammers?
Random Audience Members: WE DO!
Kool-Aid: (tosses the Jammers into the audience) Have em! My new flavors included!
Audience: YAY!
Yoh: Oh…that was a good one 17! I especially liked it when you put your…
Daxter: WE Don't NEED TO HEAR THAT YOH!
Yoh: What? I'm reflecting on the best parts!
17: (puts an around Yoh)
Yoh: (giggles)
17: (nuzzles) you like how I do anal!
Tidus: DIDN'T DAXTER JUST SAY WE DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT?
17: What? It's only reflecting! You know, like when you see a good movie or something and you and your buds talk about all the good parts.
Daxter: You can't compare movies with gay sex!
Yoh: Correction! G.G.S! Great Gay Sex! Oh hell, that was just awesome while it lasted!
Tidus: (vomits on the already wet camera) Xx oh fuck! I'm so dead…
Yoh: Oh my…Dante's going to kill us…
17: It's time for our leave. Next episode, Dante returns. And the two guests on the show will be Tidus from Final Fantasy 10, also our co-cameraman on the show and the other person is Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho, because a very nice gal reviewed and asked for us to get him for her.
Daxter: Oh…thank you reviewers! DAXTER LOVES YOU ALL!
Yoh: ; yeah ok…now…thank you all reviewers! And please keep it up! X3
17: (waves and nuzzles Yoh)
All: BYE BYE!
