Yoh: Okies...this isn't really a chapter, but there are some things that need to be said.

Daxter: that you're gay?

17: No, that was established a long time ago.

Tidus: That I broke Dante's camera?

Yoh: No, but when that gets said...don't worry! 17 and I will pick out a very nice tombstone for you.

Tidus: such a caring thing for you to do...

17: I know! Aren't we so nice?

Tidus: Daxter, do you think that they saw the sarcasm?

Daxter: Nah.

Yoh: As I was saying. This isn't an actual episode but I have great news for the reviewers!

17: Can I say it please?

Yoh: Aw! But I wanna tell em!

Tidus: ACK! Just say it at the same time!

Yoh and 17: (speak in unison) The show will be continuing of course, two reviewers have asked to be on the show, and two reviewers have even requested an anime person for us to bring on.

Tidus: That should be fun! -;

Daxter: XD remember the policy! that 17 started!

Yoh: you think you're funny...

Tidus: But it holds its bargain! All new members of the show get the equal opportunity to sleep with the host!

17: BLAH! That doesn't exist! It's not even a real code for the show!

Yoh: Besides, I doubt that they would want to... ;

17: (shakes a fist) AND I WON'T LET EM!

Tidus: Chill man...okies. Here's what we have to say to those reviewers.

Daxter: YOU ALL SHALL LOVE ME!

All: NO!

Daxter: TT fine...back to the fangirls I go...

17: For those that wanted anime folks to appear on the show...we will make that happen instantly...

Yoh: And those that want to be on the show, we will make that happen too. Because we're such nice people.

Daxter: To Animewatermelon...our first reviwer ever! We thank you oh so much.

17: To Ben.H...yes, Dante is coming back and his wearabouts will be revealed! -

Tidus: Where did he go anyway?

All: GASP! XX

Tidus: What?

Yoh: (points) YOU ARE CURSED!

Tidus: Say what?

Daxter: OO YOU DON'T KNOW?

Tidus: Know what?

17: The Ancient Courtship of the Cameramen...

Tidus: Xox wtf?

Yoh: (takes out a ninja scroll and opens it up) The law states that whenever a cameraman is absent and sends another on his/her job to take his/her place, they must share a special courtship in which they go out to Dunkin Doughnuts and discuss Who What When Where and Why they are leaving and want a substitute.

17: (reads) Whomever doesn't fulfill this prophecy is doomed to damage the camera and any other that they may touch...

Daxter: (reads) Also...they...they...they...TT IT'S TOO MUCH TO SAY!

Tidus: WHAT?

All: XD GET BALLOONS!

Tidus: (falls over anime style)

17: But the balloons are filled with 100 plutonium and they will burst over your head whenever you get near a camera.

Tidus: But isn't that dangerous! OO

All: um...yup...poor you...

Yoh: So if Dante doesn't get ya...then the plutonium will...

17: Anyway, back onto the subject... To the next reviewer...Yui...yes we will put the man of your dreams on the show, and of course you can be on it. We are glad to make you happy.

Daxter: To Krystal...very nice description! Yes, you can be on the show. And as for those other authors that didn't want you in their fics...they're just meanies...

All: GASP!

Daxter: What?

17: (pulls out another ninja scroll) Whomever shall be a meanie goes under the violation of 'Niceness Author/Authoress Category'.

Daxter: and that's bad?

Yoh: YES!

Tidus: (reads from the scroll) Whomever shall hate a reviewer that actually gave their fic a good review and politely asked to be apart of the fic shall literally put the term 'Airhead' into effect...

17: And they don't qualify for a grammy...

Daxter: GASP! No grammy?

All: (shake head) no...no grammy.

Yoh: Krystal...from me to you...they were being mean when they wouldn't accept you. So we can spend an entire extra hour just talking about them.

17: O.o That's something new for you Yoh...

Yoh: What?

Tidus: Your niceness just dropped by 30...I think you need it back up.

Yoh: All right... (shrugs) then we wont get to talk about them?

17: Krystal...here's a suggestion. You get to talk about them just as if they were in front of you. - No one likes being rejected!

Daxter: Psht. You see! We're all nice people here. We do favors. Just as long as you be nice to us...we're nice to you! .

Yoh: That's why we're all one big happy family here at the studio!

Tidus: -.- erm...no...

Yoh: huh? why not?

Tidus: I don't think that I would want to live in the same house as you and 17 when you both practically can't get enough of each other and don't care who's there to complain about your constant...you know what...you two are friggin rabbits in a cage!

17: I take that as a compliment.

Yoh: -; well to that Tidus...I say...well...erm...lol...bunnies are cute aren't they?

Tidus: O.o I give up...

Daxter: And don't forget...(points to Tidus) Everyone...dead man walking...

Yoh: Now that we got said what we wanted to...just be sure to know...

17: This is not an episode...just a short interlude between commercials!

Daxter: But we will all see you and many new faces in the next episode.

All: (wave to the camera) Bye bye. And keep up with the splendid reviews.

A/N: I know that by now people are willing to wring my neck because I haven't updated in so long! But I must tell you why! Things have been hectic, I've been busy, there's a ferret under my bed, and I've had problems posting new chapters! So I'll do so ASAP since the next episode is complete. Don't worry! Sob sob I tell you it's done! I wanna post it for the greater good! Cheers up And they just might need more security guards next eppy! YEAH! o.o Fangirls can go squeak in the night! Flies off with a Jolly Rancher