It was a nother day in Vegeta's life. Pacifically, it was Wednesday, the day after the last one, which was when they went into the Jungle to save Raditz. Vegeta was walking to School, and thinking about the thoughts he had last night.

"I cannot believe I am still upset about Caulfila and Goku. And why does my penis likes his penis? This is disgruntling," Vegeta pondered. As he was doing this, he heard an old man voice call him from an alley.

"Hey Vegeta, come over here," said the alley voice. Vegeta looked at it and it was Master Roshi. Vegeta went at Roshi to know what he wanted.

"What do you want?" Vegeta said.

"To teach you sex training," Roshi said. Normally you wouldn't get sex training from old men in alleyways in this modern culture, but Vegeta knew this old man because it was Master Roshi, so it was okay.

Vegeta looked at Roshi's cool glasses and humphed. "Humph," he said, "I do not have time because I have to go to School."

Roshi looked pondering and said, "Fine, then take this." Master Roshi came out of the alley and gave Vegeta a magazine about sex. It was called "Hot Sex for Cool Saiyans Volume 1," and Vegeta thought it seemed pretty cool so he took it.

Vegeta put the magazine in his backpack and then walked out at the School, and that's where he was now. Outside the School, Vegeta spied something unusual. Krillin was surrounded by people who were making cool to him. Vegeta knew why this was, because Krillin shot Frieza yesterday and no one liked him so Krillin was now kinda popular. Vegeta was cooler though, so Krillin was just sort of a fad.

"Man you're so cool!" said a person to Krillin. "I cant believe you shot Frieza, so good!" said another.

Then some other people went at vegeta to praise his coolness. "Wow, you did survive the Tard Room!" they said and other things like that. Vegeta waded his way through his fans and went to his locker and then classroom. As always he sat in the back of the class with Nappa and Shallot, who greeted him there.

"Hey Vegeta," said Shallot. "It is good that you are here now and not stuck in the Special Edd Room with the Monkeys and tards," said Shallot.

Vegeta was like a Tard Room Superstar, for he ascended beyond them all in more ways then one.

"Yeah," concurred Nappa, who was there. "To celebrate, I got you this," said Nappa as he pulled a piece of paper from a pocket. It was a 5% off coupon for Nappa and Shallot's favorite porn shop. It wasn't actually a porn shop, but it was to them because they sold that stuff there.

Vegeta took the coupon. "Thanks, this is good," said Vegeta. The Saiyan wasn't sure if he was going to use it right away, because he had Roshi's magazine to look at. Suddenly Paragus, the Teacher, entered the room.

"Sit down now everyone," said Paragus. Everyone did that and were listening now.

Paragus began to talk to the class about things. "The Sports Festival is still happening later, so you have to train alot to be good for it. Make sure you are strong and fast and good at things," announced the Paragus. Everyone mumbled and grumbled, and then stopped because Paragus was going to talk again. "That is all for now. Please wait until I get you're work," said Paragus.

"That is right, we have to train for that," said Nappa. "Shallot, are you going to compete?" Nappa said.

"Yeah probably," responded Shallot.

Nappa nodded at Shallot and said, "cool wanna come over and train for it?"

Shallot looked a round and said at Nappa "Yeah, I will probably do that and go over to your house to train for the Sports Festival, but I am not 100 percent sure because I think something else might happen later."

Meanwhile Vegeta's eyes meandered over to Caulifla's area and it looked sad. "Why does she look sad." Asked Vegeta in his thoughts, and she did. Vegeta didn't really like Caulifla even though they were friends because of all that stuff they went through in the jungle and saw each other's penis and boobs, and he did not really know why. "I should be more caring about her, but I do not." he thought again, "I know why she is upset and it is because she likes Goku. I wonder if she is going to become a girlfriend to Goku."

Shallot looked at her now because he just then noticed. "What is going on with Caulifla and she seems sad?" said Shallot, because it was true, "Vegeta you should go and talk to her, boobs don't look as good when they are sad, even though they always look like boobs." Shallot was always funny, even when he was concerned about a friend, so everyone laughed, and it was just enough to convince Vegeta to talk to her about her boobs and sadness.

Vegeta got up to talk to Caulifla. Paragus would normally yell at other kids when they stood from their desks, but this was Vegeta and he was the coolest in Saiyan High School, and his dad was the principal so he looked away and whistled.

"Hey, you are sad about asking out Goku and you not doing it?" Vegeta said to Caulifla, in away to assuage her fear, except he didn't really want that on his insides. Caulifla looked really sad because Vegeta was right.

"Your right… I want to ask Goku out but I am scared and have never asked anyone out before," she said to Vegeta, who listened intently. "Humph," thought he. Vegeta did not actually like to hear this for some reason, and wanted to say "You should not ask him out and date Nappa or something," in an angry way, but he didn't.

"You can practice your Asking Out skill on me," he said, because he was a really good friend. Caulifla did not actually want to become a girlfriend to Vegeta, but she looked at him and imagined that he looked exactly like Goku. "OKay that sounds good," she said to Goku.

"Vegeta, will you be my boyfriend and let me be a girlfriend to you?" she said to him and all of Vegeta's fans erupted in vehement protest and acted like Monkeys, except they were not the Monkeys, and Paragus dropped his jaw all the way to the floor and didn't even pick it back up. This was not good, because neither of them wanted to be boyfriend nor girlfriend to each other; it was like two babies that had their bellybuttons tied without their permissions.

The class begin to sing about kissing trees and everyone began to laugh and get jealous. Caulifla began to cry and Shallot and Nappa looked at Vegeta, and almost thought he wasn't cool. Vegeta knew what he had to do. "Yeah," he responded to Caulifla's request and they began to levitate and glow and then a certificate appeared and it said "Congradulation Boyfriend and Girlfriend." Vegeta was now a boyfriend to Caulifla and neither of them wanted that.

People began to cry because they would never get to be with Vegeta. Just then, Goku showed up into the classRoom late, and he saw the certificate. Paragus took his attendance and then Goku ran out crying, because it turned out that he actually liked Caulifla and her being Vegeta's boyfriend hurt him a lot and he was probably going to the nurse's now.

Everyone was still crying but congradulating Vegeta and Caulifla about being together and Vegeta was struggling to swim through the fans to get to Goku and could not get to him to explain everything to him, it was a crazy day for him because not only did he survive the jungle, if he could not get to Goku, he would probably have to survive marriage as well.

"Ack, this is not good!" Vegeta said at himself and the fans, but they did not stop fanning him. Then Paragus began to spoke, "Everyone sit down, unless your Vegeta," he said and everyone did and Vegeta ran out of the room to get Goku, but he was gone with the wind. "Goku!" he cried out and threw his hand at the air.

"Eh?" Master Roshi said from the trashcan next to Vegeta and popped out from it. Vegeta was about to begin crying but he didn't do that because he was still a cool Bad Boy, but Master Roshi could still get the idea because he was old and wise and has seen a lot of less bad boys like this in his day. "You're sad because of something, are you?" Master Roshi asked him, and Vegeta looked up from the ceiling and nodded to him.

Master Roshi began to analyze him, like a criminal stalking their victim and memorizing their schedule so he can come back and steal all of their stuff later. Vegeta looked at his feet, like they wanted to walk to something and explain everything. Then, he began to nudge his invisible wedding ring, which told Master that he had got into a relationship he did not want to be into and he knew it, and he knew it.

"You started dating something and are looking for Goku to tell him that he can have the leftovers," Vegeta saw Master Roshi say this, and he knew that most of it was true, so he said yes and humphed at the ground in an angry and sad way. "Eh, follow me, Master Roshi said to him."

Master Roshi jumped right back into the trashcan and Vegeta stared at it and said "I will not do that," but after three minutes he did it anyway because Goku might have been down there, so it was worth a shot to check. The trashcan was really big and was almost like an attic or retirement home. "Vegeta, can you hear me?" said Master Roshi to him, "Yeah, I can." it was kind of like Vegeta was hearing voices in his head, but he wasn't, and was hearing Master Roshi's voices in his ears instead. "Congradulation on dating a girl!" said Master Roshi to Vegeta and Vegeta began to chuckle in a sad way, and Master Roshi knew it.

Just then, Caulifla walked out of the classRoom and had a hallpass, and looked like a newly-wed looking for her groom who secretly left to drink with the other boys from the wedding. Even though Caulifla did not like like Vegeta, she wanted to find him so they could talk about things, but Vegeta was busy doing stuff in the trashcan. Just then, Raditz walked by, because he wasn't in the Special Ed room after the adventure in the jungle, and Caulifla could smell Goku on him, because they were brothers. Caulifla ran off in the direction of the Raditz trail. Just then, Vegeta poked his head out of the trashcan and saw Raditz, "Hey, Raditz, do you know where Goku is?" he said to him. "Yeah, he ran away in the direction I am walking from," Raditz said intuitively, and Vegeta could tell he did not belong in the Tard Room. "Thank you Raditz," Vegeta said respectingly. Just then, Master Roshi popped his head out of the trashcan as well.

The wind was running past Goku as he was running away from the school, and really fast too. "This really sucks!" Goku yelled into himself, and kept running and passed Krillin. "Gulp, Goku looks like he is really sad," Krillin said and continued to skip school, like the avid truant he was after becoming popular. Goku was now running so fast, that he could probably run in the Olympics and win in less than a second. Caulifla saw him running fast away from the school and fell on top of her knees and it was raining now.

Vegeta jumped out of the trash can and began to walk to the door, but was stopped by his dad, the principal, "Wow my Son Vegeta, good job at escaping the Tard Room and getting Frieza shot," he said. Vegeta did not have time to waste, because Goku was sad and that made Vegeta feel really bad.

"Dad I do not have time to chitter and chatter I need to get to Goku," he said. The Principal Vegeta's Dad understood this, but it was much too late. Vegeta walked outside of the door and school and sat by to Califula.

"This was not the plan, I am sorry it was this way," said Vegeta to his girlfreind, "Today sucks a lot!" they both said.

"We are boyfriend and girlfriend to each other and there is nothing we can do!" It really did suck a lot. They both looked at each other and tried to think "This is not so bad," but it maybe was. Vegeta did not like her as anything more than a friend, but they were boyfriend and girlfriend now. "We need to break up," said Vegeta, and Caulifla knew it too, "but we can not break up unless one of us dies or cheats!" and just then, Vegeta and Caulifla both conceived the idea, and were now like parents to it. Vegeta began to fly and flew all the way to his garage and came back with a Goku mask and put it on. "Now it is not cheating for me, but you will be cheating and we can break up!" Vegeta was really a genus.

Caulifla and Goku both knew that they needed to do this, or else her and Goku could not be together, and Vegeta almost wanted to stay with Caulifla just so she and Goku could not get together. Goku leaned in at Caulifla and said "I am not Vegeta, so lets make out," and they began to kiss and lick each others' faces like rampant dogs running through the city. Caulifla slapped Goku's mouth with her tongue, and Goku put his lips on her lips and made out with her more. Goku moved his tongue on top of her eyes, and even on her ear. "Goku, you are so hot and I am in love with you!" Caulifla said to Goku, and he smirked in a Vegeta way because he was. Goku opened Caulifla's mouth and spit into it and she swished it around like mouthwash and spit it into the air like a fountain and Goku caught it in his mouth and drank it. Caulifla's mouth jumped into Vegeta's like a gun and a bullet, and Vegeta did the same thing.

Vegeta noticed that they did not become broken up and said it to Caulifla. Caulifla was still blushed and could not really think because her mouth was in ties from his lips, but she did know that this wasn't good. Even though he was the Super Saiyan God of kissing, just kissing did not break them up. Goku looked at Caulifla and she looked at him back and they knew what they had to do.

Vegeta in Goku Mask took out his big, sparking penis and balls. Caulifla untied her mouth and took her tongue from Goku's mouth to put it on his penis. Vegeta began slapping her face with his penis to get it warmed up; he went back and fourth and his attacks became harder and faster as he progressed and it landed in her mouth. She was beginning to get really into making out with Goku's penis, but remembered that it was actually Vegeta's! And stopped. Then, suddenly Principal Vegeta came out.

The Vegeta gasped and said "Caulifla you cheated on Vegeta, and now you can not girlfriend to him anymore!" he took off his sunglasses and said in a very tough and cool and almost offended way. All of the sudden, the seal was broken and Vegeta took off the Goku mask, "It worked!" he yelled, and Caulifla ran to Goku's house and moved so fast that even Principal Vegeta did not see it. Vegeta knew he did a really good thing, but he did not like it.

"I know I did something good, but I feel so bad for some reason..." Vegeta said to himself and looked at the sky with rain behind him. Then, his dad patted him on the shoulder and gave him some advice about girls and wondered where Goku went.

Caulifla was running fast to Goku's house and crying, almost as fast as Goku did to his house. When she made it to the house she looked at the door and stopped and began to think to herself, "Am I really ready to do that?" but Then she remembered her training with Vegeta.

"Knock Knock," the door said.

"...Who... is there...?"

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