"...Who... is there…?" a voice said from the door, and it was Goku, who was now really sad and crying and looked like he was raised on the streets and fed and clothed by the trashmen.
"It is Caulifla, and I have to tell you something," she said, "and that is that I love you and not Vegeta!" Caulifla told everything to Goku and he began to look more like himself before he was depressed, but still not that because he didn't shower. It was easy for Goku to understand how cool Vegeta was really being because he was also smart. "Wow, Vegeta sure is a cool guy," said Goku. "Yeah," said Caulifla, and then they looked at each other. Goku was exuberant, because now he could be with Caulifla, and he really liked her also.
Caulifla put her hand on Goku's hand and looked at him, and he also did. "I am sorry I was sad. I thought you were a real boyfriend and girlfriend with Vegeta," Goku said to her, and she smiled. Caulifla did not really like Vegeta that way, even if everyone knew that he probably had the best body and personality in High School, but that did not mean that she couldn't like someone else. "I do not like him, because I like you!" she said and her hands nervous danced on his.
Goku looked like he just saw a supernova hit the moon and his eyes did the thing. He knew what he had to say to her. "I like you a lot too Caulifla. Let's date!" he said and smiled and giggled and did a few other things too. Caulifla's nose took a fresh breath of air after The incident, but then she smelled something. It was Goku, because he did not shower when he was depressed, and she knew it.
"Pee you, you stink!" she said, "You need to take a shower," she said to him, and he knew that too. Goku knew that he had to shower. Just then, he jumped into the air and out of his clothes and landed into the bathroom. Caulifla had to look up and saw his thing in the air and smiled at it before being hit in the head and face by his huge penis, and did the same thing that he did. "Let's take a Sex Shower together!" Caulifla said and made all of the water for the bath in it. They turned on the water and got more naked for each other.
Goku looked really exited and began to swing his penis around like a penis-helicopter. The wind from the penis-helicopter was so strong that it blew Caulifla from her feet to the floor and she was like wow! Caulifla saw his power and was impressed, and thought that it was maybe more than Vegeta's, but it probably wasn't. " I am so turned on!" she yelled to him. Then, before they began having a Sex Shower, the door blew open and Goku's Dad walked in and he was wearing a towel, but it got blew away too, and he was sporting aftershave in his hand in a really daddy way. Now, they were all naked.
Bardock's thing was super strong and cool and Caulifla saw this, knowing it was true, but still valueing Goku's more than others because it had this personality about it and was still one of the best in Saiyan High School. It was really awkward for a second after Bardock's towel fell off and everyone saw his things; he did not care about them being seen, because Goku wasn't gay in there and Caulifla belonged to Goku, and he already had sex to form children, so it didn';t really matter.
Goku's penis stopped its whirring and whirling and stopped doing its stuff too; Caulifla's vagina also stopped getting bigger after this. The moment was like mom coming in on a teenager while they were whipping the willy. "Oh, sorry, I did not know that you were having a Sex Shower!" laughed Bardock, who was Super Cool, and who did not look embarrassed. Caulifla and Goku were disappointed that they would not be able to do the hokey pokey . "It is okay, Dad," retorted Goku to this.
Bardock could see that both of them were drowning because of love, even if they were not having sexs at the time. The water turned off because they were not supposed to actually drown. "You are in love with each of you," Bardock elucidated and both of them agreed. Caulifla held Goku's penis and he held her boobs and they looked at Bardock. "Goku," spoke his dad, "do you take Caulifla to become a lawfully made girlfriend to you?" "I do," said Goku. "and do you take Goku to become a lawfully made boyfriend to you, Caulifla?" he asked her. "Yippie, I do!"
"Congradulation, you are now a boyfriend and a girlfriend!" Bardock pronounced to them and they both kissed. When they kissed the shocking wave from it made the wall behind them fell over and so many people saw this and began to clap; it was as if destiny herself had fallen for such a requited romance. Vegeta looked at Krillin, who shot Frieza, and said "Does he look really happy, right?" and Krillin said "I think they do; I am sorry for your loss," because he knew that he was cheated on. Master Roshi was there and said "Wooh! So spicy! and began to do things to his penis, but he was in public so he could not, while clapping." and lots of other people were clapping and maybe other things too, but still cheering to them.
Though he was happy about what he did for the two of them, Vegeta turned around: "I am going to go home now," he said to Krillin, whom he used to hate a lot, but now hated less after he shot Frieza. Everyone looked at Vegeta when he walked away, deep somber and gray. No one could understand his pain and sorrow, not even Vegeta, so they looked back at Goku and Caulifla and began clapping and whistling and throwing flowers into the air, but still thought of Vegeta, but only a little bit because they knew it was to no avail.
Vegeta was walking home, even though there were lots of fireworks and cheers behind him and he was confident that he probably heard sex noises, but was uncertain, and these were things that every other teenager in high school loved about high school, but he was not. "I don't understand why I am upset about this and have a lot of rage," he thought and also thought of Goku; Vegeta wasn't gay, but could not get Goku out of his mind, and everytime he thought about Goku his dong would get really hard, but then it would stop and go back down and kept doing these things over and over again. Just then, Shallot and Nappa caught up with him because they were really good friends, and would always care about him, even if caring made them look less cool, but they also knew that it was Vegeta and everyone would understand because he was one of the coolest ever.
"Hey, Vegeta, why are you not in the show?" Nappa said in the way that would have made Vegeta feel better if he was not sad. "You probably should not be sad right now, even though you were cheated on, because Caulifla was a dirty whore," Nappa said, but this time what he said was blunt and mean, which he meant to be comforting, but instead was in that way. Shallot nodded at Nappa and Nappat walked away back to the ceremony.
Vegeta had been through so much since the Jungle; after losing Tarzan and now this, he was in a fragile state and was ice in the summer. Vegeta turned his head back to shallot, "Humph," he said in a really choked up way, almost in tears and began to run a way. Suddenly, Shallot grabbed his arm and said "Wait," Shallot would not let his most best friend be alone when he was so sad, and was probably one of the best friends in the world, and Vegeta could see that. Vegeta and Shallot walked to Vegeta's house together.
Vegeta and Shallot walked away.
"His sadness level is over 9000, wouldn't you say?" a spikey, black-haired, son-like voice said from on top of the branch of a really big tree, hidden by the moon and other things that were dark.
"Yeah," said another son-like voice, but this one had purple hair; and they both jumped down from the branch.
Then, at the festival, Krillin saw a really hot girl, and he was super nervous. "Woh, who is that, she is so hot?" he said to Master Roshi, whom he had met upon exiting the Jungle.
"That is C18," Master Roshi said, because he had already investigated her.
"Oh wow, is that an nick name or something like that?" he asked, and Master Roshi said probably.
"The C is for her cups size and the 18 is her age!" Krillin connected, because even though he looked like a baby man, he was actually a really smart 18 year-old. "Oh, wow, your a genius or something Krillin wow!" master Roshi said to him, because it was maybe true, except he was not actually that smart when standing next to someone like Vegeta or even Goku. Master Roshi picked up Krillin like a child and took him over to 18 and said "Hello! Hehehe" and then she looked at him and winked, and that made Master fall to the ground and almost have a heart attack, which made Krilleng land on his feet again.
"Uh, hi, I am Krillin!" he spoke through the air separating them. C18 smiled and said "Hello" back to him, "I am C!8, but you can call me 18 instead." Krillin liked both of those options, but told her that he liked C18 more because he was reminded of her boobs size every time that he said it and she understood.
"So, do you know who those people are up there on the stage?" said C18 to Krillin, and he said "Yes, I do." C18 did not know the people up there because she went to a different school and was kind of like Jason's girlfriend. "That is my best friend ever Goku and his new girlfriend Caulifla!" Krillin explained to her and she giggled because now she knew who they were and could enjoy the concert even more.
"Do you go to this school?" C18 asked to Krillin and he said yeah. "That is really cool and I hope you come to the Sports Festival so we can talk more ;)" she said and he really blushed hard.
Goku was playing drums and other things like that and Caulifla was singing the vocals; Bardock was handing out drinks and snacks, while Goku's mom was selling the tickets.
"This next song is dedicated to my Real Boyfriend, Goku!" Caulifla yelled out and everyone started whistling and cheering and some of the Monkeys from the Special Ed. room turned the fog machine on, while Bardock smiled and turned on some of the lights and other special effects and Goku began to played some cool music without words or singing.
"It started when Krillin shot Frieza,
I knew that you were the one,
Because I loved the way you held me near,
And always made me have fun.
And now we are boyfriend and girlfriend,
After we escaped the Tard Room!
We are now boyfriend and girlfriend,
And we can have sex and other things too!
I want to…
Being boyfriend and girlfriend makes me so glad,
Because before I was mad,
Also having sex would be so cool!
It wasn't a fad, and it isn't bad,
And now we can do a fool!
When I was looking for a boyfriend,
You found your way into my mind,
It couldn't have been your personality,
Because you have a really sexy body!
And now we are boyfriend and girlfriend,
After we escaped the Tard Room!
We are now boyfriend and girlfriend,
And we can have sex and other things too!
I want to…
Being boyfriend and girlfriend makes me so glad,
Because before I was mad,
Also having sex would be so cool!
It wasn't a fad, and it isn't bad,
And now we can do a fool!
We are boyfriend and girlfriend…
We are boyfriend and girlfriend!
After we escaped the Tard Room!
La, la la, la la, la, la la
La, la la, la la la
La, la la, la la, la, la la
La, la la, la la la"
Everyone was clapping and using their fingers to whistle, which almost made it sound like screaming and it was the best day ever for everyone in the world except for Vegeta. Vegeta could hear the song from his house and put a pillow over his ears and Shallot helped to keep it in place and thought about using duck tape, but the song was over now so it would not help him that much.
"Everything in the world sucks and I hate it!" Vegeta said, who was an angry teenager with lots of rage. "It all does," Shallot said, who was right about that sometimes, but not always because it kind of depends on who you ask, "I know what it is like to have a girlfriend not exist because mine does not" said Shallot and got kind of sad like Vegeta too, but not as sad as Vegeta.
"I will stay here for the next few days so you do not do something stupid like eat all of your cereal out of anger in one day and starve to death," said Shallot, who was really wise when he was not being funny; he was like a skinny Guru, but not green, sometimes.
A firework was set off and burnt down a tree near Vegeta's house, which showed the shadow of two teenagers in through the window.
"Things are coming together," one teengare said.
"Yes… We still have a hope..."
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