A/N: For the viewers entertainment, I decided to fulfill every single request that I have received. But first let me respond to a few.

Krystal – Aren't ya happy! You should show your pal Chelsea that I put you both on. Finally. Don't kill me because I was ultra late with it!

Ben H. – Thank you for being so kind as to say that this is the best Shaman King Fic ever! Thank you times infinity! And now you finally know where Dante went! Tehehe!

Yui – I got you and Yusuke in and he took you home! Yayness! That's like any fangirls dream come true. So happy for you and Yusuke. Hope you liked it!

Gera Lain – You weren't ignored! I hate Relena… so this episode is dedicated to you! So prepare for lots of Relena bashing and Heero and Duo action!

No Namey – That's a good idea, but you know, Shonen Jump is always adding new animes to it all the time. I can't keep up with that many. But I will try to make that a reality. Kinda…stopped reading Shonen Jump cause I just got mangas instead….but don't worry! Never say never! I will try!

Lt. Higi – Yes, Ranma ½ will come on just for you buddy! Just be patient with me! I'm like a genie with a lot of wishes to make come true.

Sirhcnotlih – Bringing Len and Trey back on should give you a clue. You're getting that kiss. Kuwabara's on this episode for you okies? Dedicated to you! Putting on FMA will take some time. But with the rate that I add random people, well then we won't have to wait long right?

Myssy – Kuja will be on…and yes…he is a guy, no matter how hard you try to look otherwise. XD Thanks for calling the fic great!

Shadow – I'm going faster than before, now I'm going as fast as I can. I'll take awhile to update because I'm now doing like tons of eps each time I take a long time to update. You can count on a lot up updates.

Evermist – I don't know who that is…and I feared that one person would come along and give me a person from an anime that I don't know…however! No one ever said that I couldn't look them up and try my best to get how they act…or I could just make them OOC, but what fun would that be? I'll grant your request ok? .

Phillis92 – Thank you so much! You're idea was like totally brilliant! All this time I never thought of having Vergil on besides Dante. And just so you know…they won't be incest twins! XD As you wish! I wouldn't make them like that anyway. I don't think Vergil would… . like that…

A/N: Had to send special messages out to all of my reviewers! I love you all! Know that! Now onto the episode!

17: Last time on Conspiracies…

Krystal: OH OH! CAN I DO IT?

Yoh: (covers 17's mouth) SURE YOU CAN!

Krystal: Last time on Conspiracies…we defeated the EVIL KOOOL-AID AND DRANK HIM UP! Yum! It was cherry flavored…and yeah and Chealsea got snakes that Daxter gave to her! How sweet! And…is Tidus dead yet?

Dante: I'm not done torturing him…oh wait…never mind Wakka dragged him out…

Chealsea: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….anywho….

Krystal: Yeah ok…so…(whispers) and I didn't get any of that hot yaoi action! Geez! When do I get some? (cough) Anywho…um…let's see…we're all worried that Zeke is coming!

Yoh: Yes we are!

Neo: And there are continuous breeches in security!

Dante: That's your fault man!

Yoh: Today's first guest is Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho!

Kuwabara: (skips out with a goofy grin)

Ren: (looks around) I don't sense Zeke nearby…

Horo-Horo: THAT COULD BE ZEKE IN DISGUSIE! (points at Kuwabara) GET HIM!

Faust: I don't think…

Kuwabara: OO OMFG! SPIRIT SWORD!

17: Fight and I blast you all with a beam...

Dante: No fighting? Since when was that a rule?

17: Well our reviewer sirchnotlih may not want Kuwabara killed! He wanted him on the show! We couldn't just kill him off!

Yoh: So we've had Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara on the show now! That's awesome!

Jak: Killed that pussy ass pitcher! OH YEAH! I'M THE MAN!

Neo: SIRS! BREECH IN SECURITY!

Yoh: IT'S ZEKE! I KNOW IT!

Neo: YES! I'm sure of it!

Chealsea: It's another squirrel…o.o

Kuwabara: Eh…it's after the nut in my pocket…

Krystal: (giggles)

Neo: o-o Oh…well give it so they'll stop coming in here!

Kuwabara: (tosses the nut at the squirrel)

Squirrel: (catches it and scurries out)

Yoh: Isn't that nice! He gives free nuts…

Daxter: ARE WE ALL AWEARE OF HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS?

Dante: XD You have a weird mind little weasel…

Daxter: I AINT NO LITTLE WEASEL!

Chealsea: (eating the snacks given to her by Daxter)

17: Kuwabara! Please take a seat!

Kuwabara: Already did! Tehehe!

Yoh: Now we start the questions. Are you sure that you wanted to be on this show?

Kuwabara: Yeah! Everybody else was on!

Krystal: (coughs) Well Hiei wasn't a guest…

17: I forgot about that…

Dante: Then again…anyone that just bursts in is a guest…in my book anyway…

Voice: Your book sucks!

Dante: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKING TWAT!

Audience: o.o Who the hell said that?

Dante: YEAH! SHOW YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING PRICK!

Kuwabara: Is it the Winnie the Pooh ghost?

Yoh: Ah shucks! You know that's only legend around here!

Ren: Yoh I think you of all people should believe in ghosts! Your partner is one!

17: PARTNER? WHAT PARTENER?

Horo-Horo: Chill man! He didn't mean partner like that!

Faust: Indeed.

Horo-Horo: Dude you need like a brownie break or something…

Yoh: What's a brownie break?

17: (takes a pill from a bottle that says on the front "Chill")

Dante: They have real chill pills?

Voice: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AUTHORESS©!

Kuwabara: OMG!

All: What?

Kuwabara: B-BUT BUT CHILL PILLS WERE MADE BY THE UMBRELLA CORPERATION!

Hiei: SPELL IT!

Kuwabara: G-g-g-g-SHUT UP! YOU KNOW I CAN'T! YET!

Krystal: o.o where did he come from?

17: Umbrella can't hurt me! (starts mutating?) OO THE HELL?

Yoh: OO HE'S BECOMING A ZOMBIE!

All: (GASP IN PURE HORROR AND SQUIRRELY WRATH)

Chealsea: He's not a zombie…

Sunny from the Co-Co Puffs Box: I'M COO COO FOR CRACK!

Kuwabara: OO NOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S GONE UNDER HIEI'S INFLUENCE!

Hiei: (gets pissed) SPELL IT!

Kuwabara: (cries) SHUT UP!

Hiei: Thought so!

Chealsea: You spell it!

Hiei: I will!

Krystal: (Glares from her friend to Hiei) ooooh….dammit…it's not yaoi!

17: I'M NOT A ZOMIBE!

Random Audience Member: BUT I AM!

Neo: (shoots the person)

The Magical Yaoi Fairy: (flies down from the ceiling and taps 17 and Yoh with his magic wand)

Kuwabara: OO HOLY SHIT! THE MAGICAL YAOI FAIRY IS A GUY? I thought it was some deranged fangirl!

Ren: What magical yaoi fairy?

Magical Yaoi Fairy: (sprinkles some dust on Ren and flies away)

Neo: INTRUDER! IT'S ZEKE! (fires a rocket at the fairy)

Yoh: That's not…

Yaoi Fairy: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU MISSED BIA- (gets caught in a fan)

Dante: HAHAHAH! BITCH!

Krystal: (cries for the death of the fairy but gets over it since it got to do something before it became deceased)

Yoh: I feel funny…

17: Me too….

Daxter: OH HELL NO!

Yoh: TO THE BACKMOBILE?

Kuwabara: Eh?

Dante: He means the room backstage that somehow got a bed…

Kuwabara: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Kurama: Here Hiei…here boy!

Hiei: I am no dog…and I'm only here to make fun of Kuwabara…

Kurama: (shrugs) Nothing I can do…

Krystal: (drooling) yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi!

Chealsea: -.-; Oh boy…

17: Let's go Yoh! TO THE BACKMOBILE! (lifts Yoh up and dashes backstage)

Horo-Horo: x.x What is a brownie break?

Ren: You made it up dimbwit!

Kuwabara: WHAT ABOUT MY QUESTIONS?

Hiei: (flips Kuwa the bird) NONE FOR YOU BIA!

Kurama: (slaps Hiei) Now I don't know where you got that language from but don't use it around me.

Hiei: Here Kurama I got your favorite cd and headphones…

Kurama: GIMMEEEEE! (takes it and runs off in haste)

Hiei: That was easy…now I can make fun of ugly all I want…

Dante: ALRIGHT! Since the hosts are off a screwin' that means I take over the show!

Chealsea: Why you?

Daxter: IT SHOULD BE ME! Right ladies? (Gets fangirl approval)

Chealsea: Well let's go by majority vote.

Kuwabara: And I get questions? (looks hopeful)

Hiei: You'll get as many questions as you have fans…

Kuwabara: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful…

Hiei: Not only did you use a big word! (gasp) but one irrelevant to you currently! Sorry old pal.

Kuwabara: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF THIS! (gets in a stance)

Alphonse Elric The Metal Suit: (dashes in) WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE!

Tohru Honda From Fruits Basket: (also dashes in)

Kuwabara: Let the cat lovers unite and let us summon!

Hiei: WTF?

Kuwa, Tohru, and Al: (chant) we call upon the powers that be, we are the feline loving charmed three, hear us call and hear our chant, it's our wish that we want grant, we call on you to summon cat, one that can trounce any rat, hear our call and hear our plea, we want a kitty you see!

Krystal: OO What kind of friggin' rhyme….is THAT?

Daxter: The hell did they just do?

All: (hear a thunderstorm)

Kuwa, Tohru, and Al: (suddenly in orange robes)

Dante: AND NOW FOR A SHORT INTERLUDE!

Short Interlude

Kouga: That's right…we're back for our short dance interlude.

Yoko Kurama: With me…

Ryou Bakura: And me!

Kouga: That's right, you all thought that we wouldn't be back. But we are so haha! No one asked for us, we're just here!

Audience: (claps and cheers)

Kouga: Last time was salsa, now we've got some break dancing for you…

Ryou: But I thought it was ballroom dancing this time!

Yoko: NO! I say break dancing!

Ryou: No! . Ballroom dancing!

Kouga: Let's end this short intermission!

Yoko: NO! WE HAVE AGREED!

Ryou and Yoko: PLAY THE GHOSTBUSTERS THEME!

Kouga: o.o Ok…(does so on the boom box)

Ryou and Yoko: (do the robot)

End of short intermission

Dante: Are the hosts back yet?

Krystal: (gone as well)

Chealsea: (looks around) Nope not yet…and…my friend is missing…

Daxter: The pretty one?

Chealsea: -.- You saying I'm not pretty…

Daxter: O.o Just saying her earrings were flashy and shiny…

Kuwabara: KITTY ARISE!

Tohru: Here Kyo! Come to mama!

Alphonse: I wonder why brother didn't follow me here…; (Wonders if Edward even knows he is apart of the Kitty Cult, thinks aloud)

Hiei: What cat are you summoning? I don't see anything!

Relena Peacecraft: (is summoned) I am…here!

Kuwabara: THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM?

Tohru: o.o But we meant to summon a cat!

Alphonse: (throws catnip at Relena) Nope, not getting happy…

Relena: Please? Why do you throw things at me so?

Neo: BREECH IN SECURITY!

Sirhcnotlih: (dashes in, jumps on Tao Ren, and kisses him on the lips)

Ren: (is kissed and taken by surprise)

Chealsea: (snaps a picture for Krystal when she comes back) Why do I bother?

Neo: ANOTHER BREECH! (open fires at Relena)

Yoh: (dashes out from backstage with clothes inside out) GUNSHOTS!

17: (comes out shortly after lopsided) THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Dante: . Neo shot an unexpected guest…

Relena: I'm alright...

Daxter: o-o It's a miracle!

Kuwabara: (gives another squirrel a nut)

Neo: ANOTEHR BREECH! (snatches up that squirrel and brings it to the torture chamber)

Yoh: (clothes on backwards) When did we get a torture chamber? And what happened to the first squirrel?

Neo: Oh I gave it THE GAS!

All: (GASP)

Tohru: Oh how horrible! (Runs out crying)

Hiei: (is at a loss)

Alphonse: oo The-the poor squirrel! (runs out sobbing to his best ability)

Relena: I must go heal that squirrel!

Neo: MOVE AND YOU GET THE GAS!

17: She's not supposed to be here! She wasn't even a guest! It's Heero from Gundam Wing! RELENA NOT INCLUDED!

Yoh: Oh yeah…

Krystal: (sneaks out with YohX17 taped for her to watch later. Whistles and pockets this tape for . future reviewing)

Chealsea: . Oh wow…

Daxter: Loony ass….

Relena: Don't make fun of me!

Hiei: Sheesh, you're just as ugly as Kuwabara…

Kuwabara: HEY!

Hiei: I'm only comparing…

Horo-Horo: o.o How long have I been frozen here?

Ren: I got a kiss from a fanboy…

Faust: Cheer up. It's a sign that you are indeed loved.

Krystal: YAY! He got that kiss! AND I DIDN'T GET THAT ON TAPE?

Chealsea: Kodak moments deserve Kodak cameras. (waves camera in front of Krystal)

Krystal: OO YOU GOT IT FOR MYUAH?

Chealsea: (sigh) Hai…

Random Guy: Isn't that cute? (shouts) BUT IT'S WROOOOOOOOOONG!

Daxter: MY EARS MAN! MY EARS!

Fangirls: (hiss at the random guy)

Neo: BREECH!

Yoh: Another squirrel?

Kuwabara: WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW?

17: Forget it kid! We're moving on up…

Dante: . At least things haven't gone completely disastrous…

Relena: I'm on my period…

Dante: NEVERMIND! JUST DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO THE CAMERAMAN WHEN HE SAYS THAT THINGS ARE FINE! HE DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN IT ANYMORE! GODDAMN YOU! YOU NASTY BITCH! NO ONE NEEDED TO KNOW THAT!

Neo: (shoots Relena) DIIIIIIIIIIIIE INTRUDER! (vanishes into the shadows)

Relena: (eats a Zenzu bean?)

Daxter: BITCH!

17: SHE STOLE THOSE OFF THE Z WARRIORS! DAMN HER!

Yoh: (sweatdrops) Let me call in the next guest…

Kuwabara: But I'm still here! EVERYONE STOP IGNORING ME!

Hiei: You're an ugly fuck! Everyone should ignore you!

Kuwabara: (dives into the audience) I DO HAVE FANS! WATCH ME FLY!

All: OO

Krystal: . Oh wow…

Chealsea: He'll fall right into that campfire set up by the Daxter fangirls…

Kuwabara: XP

Fangirls: (put out the fire after he burned to death) YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daxter: That's my girls!

17: Oh this is some bullshit! Heero! Please come on out!

Heero: (Comes out with Duo)

Duo: What's up?

Ren: (walks off with his fan)

Horo-Horo: WAIT FOR ME!

Yoh: Wait Horo-Horo! Tell me something first!

Horo-Horo: What?

Yoh: What's a brownie break?

Horo-Horo: I dunno…ask a girl scout…

Yoh: Oh ok go on then.

Duo: I was in girl scouts for two years!

Heero: Wouldn't Hildy be in girl scouts?

17: Time to start questioning!

Dante: I think we should get to a commercial!

17: Why?

Relena: YOU! DEVIL! HEATHEN! BACK AWAY FROM MY HEERO!

Duo: Bitch up yours!

Relena: Giggabo!

Duo: Slut!

Relena: Gigalo!

Duo: Carpet muncher!

Yoh: Hold on a sec! Calm down a bit here!

Dante: Kuwabara's dead!

Daxter: Oh damn…

Chealsea: Saw that one coming…

Krystal: (goes into a fit of laughter)

17: Oh too bad for him. NEO!

Neo: (sweeps up the body)

Hiei: MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE AND OWWWW! (gets dragged away by the ear by Kurama) THE FUCK?

Kurama: YOU KILLED KUWABARA!

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

Cartman: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAAAEH!

Neo: (gives Kenny THE GAS)

Relena: (cowers in fear)

Stan: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!

Duo: AHHAH! That'll be you if ya keep messin round with me and my man!

Relena: Your man! You are mistaken!

17: I'm already sick of her proper talking ass…

Yoh: OO HER ASS TALKS! MY GOD SHOOT IT CLOSED! SAVE ME 17!

Krystal: (is going hysterical)

Chealsea: (trying not to laugh)

Dante: BY THE POWER OF SPARDA!

Daxter: (chuckles) DUDE! You're not He-man! Get on with it!

Relena: (makes a loud raspy voice) I AM SKELETOR!

All: (hear moaning from the audience)

Duo: The hell is that?

Heero: (shoots a person in the audience) A zombie!

Random Person: I'VE BEEN BITTEN! (Screams in a mad panic and jumps on the set) I'VE BEEEEEEN BITTEN! GIVE ME THE ANTI-VIRUS NOW!

17: How about I kill you instead?

Heero: Turn into a zombie and bite Relena!

Duo: SEE BITCH HE DOESN'T WANT YOU! I mean he wants you…DEAD!

Relena: No way would I believe that! You have him brainwashed! I know my Heero loves me!

Heero: Leave me be you deranged ass-kissing bitch and a half…

Relena: SEE? Those are Duo's words!

Duo: I should so Deathscythe her ass right now!

17: No fighting! Neo takes care of the trash! He'll be here for it in a minute!

Daxter: IT'S ALIVEEEEEEEE!

Fangirls: (shriek)

Yoh: The heck?

Kuwabara: (comes alive like Frankenstein)

Krystal: OO It's FRANKEN-BARA!

All: (shriek and run in circles for two minutes)

Dante: (not running) Damn this is sad!

Relena: (gets tripped by Duo)

Duo: May you one day make some rapist happy ma'am.

Heero: (takes a seat) On with the interview….?

17: (sits and puts Yoh oh his lap) Yeah well…

Kuwabara: I SHOULD BE A CEREAL!

Dante: AND NOW FOR OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Commercial One

Yugi: (sigh) This breakfast is so boring! (poking a spoon in Trix)

Tsukasa from .Hack/Sign: (gazing down at Fruit Loops) Very boring…

Hisoka from Hunter X Hunter: Is your cereal way too boring to eat? How about some Franken-Bara! From the makers of "I Can't Believe It's Another Tub Of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Without Fabio" and "Selsen Blue", the only shampoo for a ninja of "Franken-Bara"!

Box of Franken-Bara: (rolls out and onto the table between Yugi and Tsukasa, being a shitty brown cereal box with a picture of Kuwabara on the front giving a thumbs up with Frankenstein stitches on his forehead and Daxter perched on his shoulder waving the middle finger)

Yugi: (all enthusiastic like) ALRIGHT! IT'S A BOX OF FRANKEN-BARA!

Tsukasa: Now we won't ever have boring cereal again!

Hisoka: That's right kids! Franken-Bara is so much fun because when you pour the cereal into your bowl like so…(pours Tsukasa a bowl, who adds the milk) The alphabet and number shaped marshmallows become on Ouija board instantly! So with this cereal kids you can talk to the dead! Even adults love this cereal…

Orochimaru: from Naruto: (fixes himself a bowl and looks at it) Third Hokage…you old fart if you can hear me…fuck you!

Cereal: (fumbles around and spells out) F-U-C-K Y-O-U T-O-O

Hisoka: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! A delicious yet spooky ass breakfast!

Yugi: Pharaoh! Are you there? (Cereal spells out Y-E-S) YAY! You really are!

Hisoka: There are no refunds and if your house becomes haunted than it is not our fault or the product but in fact your dumbass children trying to conjure the dead in your own home! (smiles widely) Franken-Bara! Sold in all stores now!

Commercial Two

Sexy woman's voice: Hey out there? Wanna come to my place? Two words for you - Lonely and sexy! Wanna talk to me or another lonely sexy girl in your area? Just pick up your cell phone and dial….

Woman in the Pine Sol commercials: BITCH NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR COMMERCIALS! (looks to the camera and coughs) Ahem…wanna clean up dirty bitches? Well the power of Pine Sol can do just that for you! Brought to you by the makers of Pine Sol and Franken-Bara breakfast cereal comes 'Kleen-Hoe'! A spray that's made specifically for doing away with bitches you don't like…now let's let dis hoe keep talking…and then let's see what happens if we spray some Kleen-Hoe!

Sexy woman voice: And we can get some whipped cream and…

Pine Sol Lady: ENOGUGH OF YOU BITCH! (sprays some Kleen-Hoe on the telephone)

Telephone: (screams) Operators are standing by!

Pine Sol Lady: See? Instant relief! Now let's see how this does on the street. (dashes off)

Tea/Anzu from Yugioh: (walking down the street)

Pine Sol Lady: Watch me clean a hoe right off the street! So no more little kids follow under her nasty influences! (walks up to Tea) Excuse me ma'am!

Tea Gardener: Oh hi there! It's a nice da-

Pine Sol Lady: (sprays her in the eyes)

Tea: AHHHH! OH GOD MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! (runs out on to the street, gets hit by a speeding truck, flies into the sky, and falls into a sewer hole)

Pine Sol Lady: Once again! Fine results! You can get a spray bottle of Kleen-Hoe at any market nearby!

Commercial Three

Yoh: Wanna be on Conspiracies?

Krystal: I got to be on! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Yui: ME TOO AND I GOT TO GO HOME WITH YUSUKE!

Chealsea: (sweatdrops) And me three…

Krystal: And sirhcnotlih got a kiss from Tao Ren just like he wanted!

17: We're like genies that grant wishes non-stop.

Yoh: But we're good genies!

Daxter: And I'm a sexy weasel!

Fangirls: (praise Daxter and shower him with sparkles)

Kuwabara: I HAVE A CEREAL!

Dante: Forget all of them…if you want to be on…just review…and submit a request…you know, the usual stuff!

End of commercial break

Dante: The camera makes me took 8ft tall…

Kuwabara: At least my pimple wasn't noticeable…

17: Aren't doing commercials so much fun?

Krystal: Yeah! We got to be in a commercial!

Heero: Now do I get the interview?

Duo: (growling at Relena, decides to leave for a while) Heero baby, I've gotta pick something up to benefit the both of us ok? (kisses Heero and leaves in a rush)

Heero: (shrugs)

Yoh: So Heero, what's it like now that Wing Zero is at a rest?

Heero: Controlling it…that was great…and well…I speak for all the pilots when I say that we miss them.

17: Does this mean that you've grown emotions over time?

Heero: Don't go that far with it…

Kuwabara: (Happily skipping in the back, waving around a box of Franken-Bara) MY CEREAL! MY CEREAL! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Dante: Yo' Neo!

Neo: (shoots Kuwabara with a tranquilizer blowdart in the neck) Back to torturing the squirrel…

Daxter: . If I were those squirrels…I would so retaliate…

Dante: Don't go there….o.o

Chealsea: Can we ask questions too?

Yoh: Sure!

Krystal: HEYYY! Heero! You and Duo? A couple?

Heero: What do you think?

Krystal: (mutters) I could so get some yaoi action there…

17: So Heero how did you and Duo get together?

Heero: (sighs)

Relena: Good thing that trouble maker is gone! Now…OHHHH HEERO! I'm all yours and you're all mine!

Heero: Fuck off!

Relena: Not without you my love!

Heero: (ignores Relena) Without Duo, I would've shot myself a long time ago.

Yoh: I can see…why…oo;

Chealsea: Why don't you just shoot her?

Heero: Duo can't afford my bail if I go to prison. Wufei would tell me to repent for what I've done, basically he would leave my ass in there and let me serve my time. Trowa's just flat out broke…I mean…not even the circus can make more than even the mailman a week. And Quatre? He has the money alright…but he's "A-Screwin-A-Trowa-Barton" too much to even notice. They'd talk about it and even make plans…and then comes the climax… (snorts)

Chealsea: Couldn't you do it stealthy and get away with it?

Heero: I wish…things wouldn't get complicated that way…

Relena: I have another card for you! (Slaps a card on Heero's lap)

17: Bitch gotta go…

Dante: I could shoot her ya know…

Heero: (tears the card up in front of her) Take that!

Relena: BUT YOU DON'T MEAN THAT! I know Duo has you hypnotized to not like me when you know you love me back and… (goes on talking)

Daxter: GAWD! She sounds like the adults in the Peanuts…

Heero: Relena! SHUT THE HELL UP!

Relena: But you know that you're really hiding things and…

Heero: (looks to the hosts) I just want to strangle her right now.

17: You're allowed to do it on this show! (smirks)

Heero: First I want to see what Duo…

Duo: (bursts in) NEVER FEAR! DUO IS HERE! (holds up a shopping bag) I got the item that will solve our problems Heero!

All: (look at the bag all interested like)

Relena: (still talking, oblivious to the fact that no one is listening to her rambling)

Duo: (pulls out a spray of Kleen-Hoe) Only cost me $8.93!

Heero: Thank god…

17: (laughs) I so wanna see how it works.

Yoh: The commercial was very convincing!

Dante: Oh this is gonna be good.

Daxter: (laughing along with his fangirls)

Audience: XD

Duo: RELENA!

Relena: (keeps rambling)

Duo: BITCH!

Relena: (snaps back to reality) Excuse you Mr. Maxwell but you can't just-

Duo: EAT SPRAY BIATCH! (sprays Relena with Kleen-Hoe)

Relena: (screams like a banshee) I'M MELTING MELTING!

Heero: Good riddens to bad bitches…

Yoh: Oh my!

17: Stuff works like a charm…we should keep some around for when Zeke comes…

Yoh: You sure about that 17? I'm not sure if that'll…

17: Have Faith!

Krystal: (crossing her fingers and praying for some yaoi)

Yoh: (nods) ok 17… (leans in and kisses)

Krystal: YES!

Chealsea: Blinku…

Daxter: AW GEEZ!

Dante: Didn't they just finish a round or something?

Duo: Damn…they're giving me ideas…! (leans over towards Heero with a goofy grin)

Heero: I won't kiss you with that look on your face.

Duo: (snickers and kisses Heero)

Horo-Horo: It's a kissing fest? O.o Where's REN?

Faust: (shrugs)

Dante: Cameras still rolling…

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwww….(all sweet like)

Random guy from before that was turning into a zombie: (Turns into a zombie, slouches over and eats Relena's flesh)

Neo: o.o…I didn't notice that he was still here….

Daxter: You're supposed to shoot em in the head or something…

Chealsea: . Nah…leave it...this is Relena Peacecraft after all.

Jak: (eats a Krabby pattie)

Audience Member: I have a question! For those that aren't…err…making out…

Dante: Hm?

Audience Member: Why did Winnie the Pooh die?

Daxter: Because he wasn't the nice bear you knew…he was a fucking prick!

Audience Member: (sits down)

Kuwabara: (still glowering over the cereal) MY OWN CEREAL!

Faust: He really can let that go….

Horo-Horo: What happened to Jaco?

Daxter Fangirls: OO WHERE DID HE GO? THAT INVISIBLE! HE WENT OUT UNSEEN TO GO STEALING SLEENS AND YOU GO! WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!

Jak: . What a lively song…

Alphonse Elric: I've come back!

Edward Elric: (running out after) Dammit Al!

Chealsea: And where did they come from?

Krystal: YAY! They were requested also! But where's Mustang?

Edward: At home…doing stuff…

Alphonse: Yup yup! I just had to get nii-san to come here after I came here last time! I met two nice people who love cats!

Kuwabara: CATS! WHERE? I LOVE CATS!

Edward Elric: So I see…

Dante: (shrugs) Well isn't this convenient?

Neo: SECURITY BREECH!

Yoh: (steps away from 17's fly to shrivel in panic) IT'S ZEKE! I KNOW IT!

17: (zips up his fly) OO OH SHIT! NO ONE SAW NOTHING!

Daxter:

Krystal: tehehehe….yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Chealsea: I'll bet it isn't…

Neo: (points at Edward Elric) THE INTRUDER! THE BEAN RIGHT THERE!

Alphonse: o.o Oh no…(holds back Edward)

Edward: (being held back by the suit of armor) I AM NOT SO SMALL THAT I HAVE TO CLIMP TO THE TOP OF A LADDER TO TOUCH THE TOP OF A FOUR YEAR OLD'S HEAD!

Neo: Yes you are!

Edward: I AM NOT SO SMALL THAT I CAN GO HORSEBACK RIDING ON A DUST BUNNY!

Roy Mustang: SHRIMPO!

Yoh: . Oh wow…

Duo and Heero: (still making out)

Krystal: (eyes sparkle with satisfaction and a camera in hand, makes a peace sign with a triumphant grin)

Edward: I AM NOT SO SMALL THAT I WOULD GET SQUISHED FLAT BY A BABY TOMATO!

Alphonse: (sighs) Oh nii-san…

Daxter: XD I like this guy…he talk jokes about himself…

Fangirls: (laugh along with Daxter)

Edward Elric fangirls and guys: (dash in hoards)

Edward: OO;

Alphonse: OwO;

Roy Mustang: I GET NO FANGIRLS!

Dante: You gets no love… .

Roy Mustang: THIS IS UNFAIR TO THE MAX! IT'S ALL THAT FLEAS FAULT!

Alphonse: Don't talk about Black Hayate…!

Roy: I was talking about your brother!

Edward: I AM NOT SO SMALL THAT I CAN DROWN IN A DEW DROP!

Al: OO ED!

Roy: TINY!

17: This!

Horo-Horo: (points) ZEKE!

All: OO WHERE? (hear an organ playing)

Dante: Nah, that's just….HOLY SHIT!

To be continued….

A/N: Don't hate me because of cliffhangers! HAHAH! I'll bet you even thought that I couldn't even make cliffhangers to this fic! Oh yeah and don't hurt me because I took so long for updates! T.T