Yay for FINALLY updating again! Sorry it took forever...of course, not like anyone really cares...Yea, I had a tough semester so I didn't get to work on it too much. Anyway, now I have lots of time for the silliness of Jena and her friends! So read on! Oh, and beware of craziness. Yea, the story just gets crazier and crazier...
PS Dual: Let me know if I got personalities right. It was pretty late when I wrote this, so I'm not completely sure I got everyone right. Thanks!
Jena sat back down as Haru sat next to her.
"What's going on?" Kagome asked. Shippo jumped up and down before landing in Jena's lap.
"Jena's going to tell Haru's fortune. I wish she would tell me mine!" he pouted. Jena looked down at him and began to absentmindedly stroke his tail. She sighed and looked at Haru, tears beginning to fill her eyes.
"What's wrong?" Haru asked, he backed away from her, slightly unsure of what was happening.
"Jena, are you okay?" Kagome asked. Jena looked at her and then around the now silent room at all the people staring at her.
"I, uh, I-,"
"Spit it out, psycho," Inuyasha said. Jena's bottom lip trembled.
"I WANT TO GO HOME!" she shouted before bursting into tears. Jena jumped up and began pacing back and forth. "I can't do this! I can't be a psychic forever! I can't stay here forever! There's no way! I have an article due for the paper next week! I have photography homework! I'm going to have to stay here forever!" she said frantically as everyone sat in silence watching her outbreak. Suddenly, Jena screamed and jumped around, punching Miroku in the process.
"WHY YOU STUPID LITTLE LECHEROUS MONK! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME!" she bellowed. Miroku stared calmly at her, while Inuyasha ran up and slapped her. Jena stared at him, shocked.
"Snap out of it! You're acting like some sort of drama queen!" he shouted. "Thanks for the diversion," he whispered to Miroku.
"You owe me," Miroku said as a lump was beginning to form on his forehead.
"If you want to go home, then let's go get you home. I'm getting sick of your stupid fortunes," Inuyasha grumbled.
"But she hasn't told my fortune yet!" Shippo squeaked as he jumped on Inuyasha's shoulder. Inuyasha promptly knocked the little guy on the head. "Ow! Kagome! Inuyasha hit me!" Inuyasha grabbed Jena's wrist and started pulling her out of the hut.
"Come on, you're going home," he shouted.
"Let me go!" Jena yelled. She was irritated. At twenty years old, Jena was quite competent enough to walk on her own.
"Hey! Let her go!" a voice yelled. Both Inuyasha and Jena turned to look just a tennis ball flew through the air and hit Inuyasha in the head. He let go of Jena and growled as he fell to the ground.
"DON!" the voice shouted.
"Ow!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Are you all right?" the voice asked as a tall boy with trendy black hair ran up to Jena. He was dressed in a red, white and blue tennis uniform. Jena started laughing when she realized who it was.
"Thanks, Momoshiro," she said. Momoshiro looked slightly confused.
"How do you know my name?" he asked. Jena looked behind him at the other Seigaku regulars beginning to approach.
"Well, I'm psychic," she said.
"Is not, you couldn't tell the future if it smacked you in the face," Inuyasha grumbled as he stood up. Jena glared at him.
"Kagome!" she shouted.
"Inuyasha! Sit boy!" Kagome yelled from the hut. Inuyasha hit the ground as Momoshiro lost it and began laughing madly.
"What's going on? Is someone hurt?" Oishi asked as he ran up to the trio. Jena laughed and shook her head. "Are you hurt? I can help," he said as he began to pull a first aid kit out of his tennis bag.
"No, no, I'm fine," Jena said. "And he's fine too. The only thing hurt is his pride." Oishi stopped messing with his bag.
"I'm Oishi," he said, holding out his hand. Jena shook it.
"I know, and I suppose Tezuka, Eiji, Fugi, Inui, Kaidoh, Kawamura, and Ryoma are here as well?" Oishi's eyes widened.
"How do you know all of us?" he asked.
"She's psychic," Momoshiro said. "She knew me too. What's your name?"
"I'm-,"
"JENA! JENA!" someone shouted from behind her. Jena turned to see a petite brunette speeding down the path towards her. Jena's eyes widened as she took off towards the girl.
"KARLI!" she shouted as the two embraced. When they parted, Jena promptly bopped Karli on the head.
"Ow! What was that for?" she said while rubbing her head.
"That's for making me dream in anime!" Jena shouted. "And now I'm stuck in this dream and can't get out!"
"Wait, we're in anime?" Karli asked.
"Duh! Why else would I be standing around talking to Inuyasha, Momoshiro and Oishi," she said while rolling her eyes.
"Whoa, did you say Momoshiro and Oishi?" Karli asked, her eyes widening behind her glasses. Jena nodded and pointed back at the perplexed group of guys standing in front of Kaede's hut. "They're all here," she whispered, her eyes getting a glazed look.
"Karli?" Jena asked. Karli started walking towards the hut. "Oh, by the way, they think I'm psychic," she said, but Karli didn't hear her.
"Oh, great, there's another one," Inuyasha said as he dusted dirt of himself.
"This is my friend Karli. She's from my time too," Jena said. She noticed that a large group had now gathered outside the hut. In fact everyone save Hige and Sano seemed to have wandered outside to see what the commotion was. Karli looked in awe as she surveyed the Seigaku regulars. "Karli, how did you get here?" Jena asked. Karli didn't hear her. She was too busy staring at Ryoma, who was unfazed, drinking a Ponta. Jena sighed and shook her head. The only thing in the world that could possibly make Karli turn fan girl was Prince of Tennis.
"Karli!" she shouted. Karli snapped out of it and turned to Jena.
"Hmmm?"
"How did you get here?" Jena asked again. A deep look of concentration came over Karli.
"Well, the last thing I remember was going to bed after Wolf's Rain. And then…I woke up in a forest next to your quilt and pillow. I found a road and followed it. Then I heard your voice. What's going on, Jena?" Karli looked confused. Jena shrugged.
"I don't know. It beats me. But I think we're stuck here for the time being. Every time we go to figure out how to get me back, someone wants their future told." Karli looked even more confused.
"But wait, you're not psy-,"
"Shh!" Jena said as she smacked Karli on the head.
"Owww!" Karli shouted as she held her head. Jena smiled sweetly at Momoshiro and Oishi.
"Could you just excuse us for a moment," she said as she dragged Karli away from the group.
"I told you we couldn't trust her," she heard Inuyasha grumble. Jena glared at the irritable half demon, her look of venom causing him to shut up pretty quickly.
"Are you sure she's okay?" Oishi yelled, his face full of worry. Jena nodded and gave him a tight lipped smiled.
"Ow, what was that for?" Karli said as she rubbed her head.
"You almost blew my cover!" Jena practically yelled.
"You know, I can still hear you!" Inuyasha yelled. Jena glared at him and pulled Karli farther away.
"I told them I was psychic," she whispered furiously to Karli.
"Yea, but you can't even predict the Oscars, why on earth do you think you're a psychic?" Karli asked. Jena rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"I know these shows! I've seen them! I know what happens!" she said as she ran her fingers roughly through her hair.
"Huh-uh, you haven't seen all of Inuyasha, or Prince of Tennis."
"Yea, but Inuyasha is so predictable anyway! I mean, seriously, they're out looking for jewel shards, they meet a demon, Kagome gets in trouble, faints a few times, Inuyasha goes to save her, Naraku shows up and gets away, Inuyasha kills the demon and saves the day all the while learning a new nifty trick with his sword," Jena said in one breath. Karli pondered for a moment.
"You know, you do have a point. I think you just predicted at least two weeks worth of Inuyasha episodes."
"And let's not forget the occasional appearance of Kikyo in which Inuyasha does something really stupid to ruin things with Kagome and I throw objects at the TV," Jena said.
"Yea, you also do that when Miroku grabs someone's butt."
"See! To them, I'm a psychic!" Jena exclaimed. Karli shook her head.
"As scary a thought as that is, you're right." Jena beamed.
"And if I'm a psychic, that would make you a super psychic, because you know so much more than I do. Especially about Prince of Tennis. All I know is what I've seen so farm and you've seen so much more," Jena said as she looked over at the Momoshiro and Oishi, who were now talking to Shigure and Kagome. "All I know is that I so own Momo and Oishi." Karli rolled her eyes and groaned.
"Oh dear, please don't bring that up!" she exclaimed.
"What? It's true! Melody gave them to me! And you own Ryoma!" Jena said, looking back at Karli.
"You are not going to turn fan girl on me now," Karli said calmly.
"Oh, please Miss I-think-I'll-stand-here-and-stare-at-Ryoma. You were almost drooling!" Jena said as she poked Karli. Karli's eyes widened as she stepped back a little.
"Jena, you're starting to disturb me." Jena sighed and stepped away.
"Yea, you're right. Ok, no fan girl stuff. I promise." A sigh of relief escaped Karli's lips.
"Ok, let's go back over there and see if we can work out a way back home," she said as she straightened her glasses. Jena nodded.
"Ok, but so help me, if Moriyama pops up or the guy that played Mizuki in the musical, I'm going to die." Once again, Karli rolled her eyes.
"Must you be so dramatic, Jena?" They walked back to the now rather large group of people gathered outside the hut and smiled.
"Jena! You're back! Now, you were saying about high school girls?" Shigure asked as he walked up to Jena's side.
"Are you psychic too?" squeaked Shippo as he tugged at Karli's pants.
"Let me see your head. It looked like you were hit hard and I want to make sure you're not injured," Oishi said as he started examining Karli's head. Jena rolled her eyes.
"Please, you flatter me too much. There's no way I hurt her, I'm a wimp," she said, completely ignoring Shigure. "And yes, Karli is psychic too." Karli's head shot up as she glared at Jena, who just smiled. Eiji bounced over to the two of them.
"Wow, you're both psychics! Can you tell us who wins the Kanto Tournament?"
"There's no way they can tell the future," Kaidoh scoffed from the back of the group. Momoshiro glared at him.
"How dare you insult these girls, Mamushi!" he growled as he walked up to Kaidoh.
"You want to make something of it, baka!"
"Yea, come on!" Momo yelled as he threw down his racket. Kaidoh glared at Momo as he threw his bag, nearly missing Inui, who was writing furiously in a notebook. The two glared at each other and looked as if they were about to start throwing punches when Fuji quietly held out a racket.
"Here Taka, I think you should stop them." He forced the racket into Taka's hand.
"Burning!" Taka shouted as he ran to Kaidoh and Momoshiro. "You two want to fight! I won't let you!" he threw the two apart and held his racket in the air. "I am greato!" Ryoma calmly took another sip of his Ponta.
"Made made dane," he said before walking over to lean against the hut.
"What! What did you say to me? Burning!" Taka yelled as he pointed his racket at Ryoma. Jena stood still, not quite sure what to make of the chaos unfolding before her.
"Ah! Who gave Taka a racket!" Oishi shouted as soon as he quit examining Carly's head. "Kaidoh, Momoshiro! Are you hurt?" He ran over to check out the dazed duo. Shigure took the chaos as a chance to sneak back into the hut, pulling Kyo and Haru with him.
"Come on, you two. No fighting for you," he sang.
"Ah, come on! I could kick both their asses!" Kyo shouted as he struggled to get back outside.
"Not today!" Ayame sang as he followed them, helping Shigure restrain the two fight happy animals.
"Ah, there is a 95 chance that you two can correctly predict the future," Inui said from behind Jena, who jumped and shrieked.
"Ack! When did you get there?" she shouted as she turned to face him.
"And if you predict wrong, you have to drink this," Inui held out a giant mug of a green liquid that was bubbling. Jena gulped and backed away.
"Ah, ah, Karli?" she said as her face grew pale.
"You got us into this," Karli whispered as her face began to turn green.
"Burning!" Taka shouted. "You will drink that if you tell us the wrong future!" he shouted, now pointing his lethal racket towards the two girls.
"Oh dear," Karli said as she looked back and forth between the racket and the mug, trying to determine which was the lesser of two evils.
"Now, guys," Jena said, trying to smile and calm Taka down. "Is this really fair?"
"I think it's perfectly fair," Inuyasha said while grinning. Jena glared at him.
"Who asked you?" she spat.
"Inuyasha! Sit!" Kagome shouted. Inuyasha hit the ground.
"Kagome! Why do you always have to do that!" he shouted from inside the cloud of dust swirling around him.
"If you weren't such a jerk I wouldn't have to!"
"Ah, my head," Karli said as she placed her hand on her forehead. "Chaos….headache."
"I told you that you were hurt!" Oishi shouted as he ran back to Karli. He seemed a little confused as to who to help.
"Tell the future," Inui said, smirking. Jena looked around like a caged animal.
"Burning!" Taka shouted randomly. Everyone began talking at once. Jena watched as Inuyasha and Kagome began yelling at each other. Momo and Kaidoh were glaring at each other again from where they sat on the ground. Inui inched closer with the deadly juice. Ryoma watched from where he was leaning against the hut.. Eiji was in the background, showing Shippo acrobatic moves, and Oishi was still looking at Karli's head. Miroku and Sango stood off a ways, laughing at the whole ordeal.
"Wait a minute," Jena thought. "Where's-,"
"Everyone! Quiet!" Tezuka shouted over all the loud voices. Everyone froze.
"Burning!" Taka shouted one last time. Fuji grabbed the racket from him and Taka shut up immediately. Tezuka looked around at the frozen chaos around him.
"Everyone…20 laps around the clearing. Now!" Groans erupted as the Seigaku regulars started jogging around the clearing. Karli and Jena sighed with relief. Tezuka was their savior. "What do you think you're doing? I said 20 laps," he said as he glared at the two of them. Jena's jaw dropped.
"What! You can't be serious! We're not regulars!" she shouted.
"I don't care. I said everyone!" Jena rolled her eyes and took off with Karli not too far behind. So much for Tezuka being the ir savior. Inuyasha started laughing insanely.
"Ha ha! Look at you!" he yelled after Jena. Jena glared at him, wanting nothing more than to flip him the bird, but restrain herself.
"Why are you yelling and not running?" Tezuka asked. A look of shock replaced Inuyasha's evil grin.
"You can't be serious?" Tezuka pointed to the regulars.
"Now."
"Fine," Inuyasha huffed as he took off running at top speed, passing everyone several times.
"That's, so….not…fair," Jena huffed as she and Karli finally completed lap 10 a few minutes later.
"I…know," Karli said. "So, how do we get out of this dream world anime thing?" Karli asked. Jena shrugged.
"Beats me."
"Hey, I wonder if I can get out of doing my video project because of this," Karli said, her facing brightening.
"Doubt it. What lap are we on?" Jena asked, feeling as though she was going to collapse. Karli shrugged, bummed that she still had to do her project.
"I though you were keeping count."
"No!" Jena yelled as she stopped running and fell to her knees. "I thought you were counting! Now we have to start over again!" she yelled dramatically. Karli rolled her eyes and grabbed Jena.
"Would you get up and quite over exaggerating! We'll say that was lap 11!"
"I can't go on!" Jena said as she allowed Karli to drag her to her feet.
"Oh dear," Karli said.
"Well look, if it isn't shorty come back for a visit," the two heard Inuyasha say with a laugh.
"Shorty?" Karli said as she dropped Jena's arm. Jena looked over to the over side of the clearing.
"Oh dear," she said as a feeling of impending doom began to fill her. Inuyasha had said the wrong thing…
