"Heheheh, I heard you were having gay problems! Are you?!" Ginyu asked to Vegeta and scuffled his mouth and said "I- I I am not!"

Ginyu was problably one of the gayest kids in Saiyan High School and that wasn't really too bad, except Ginyu would always toss it a round and in peoples' faces like it was a boomerang with cake on it or something and it was SO annoying.

""NNNG I do not believe you!" Ginyu jumped and tried to slap vegeta in the face because he lied and Ginyu knew it.

"How in the frick did he Know that!" Vegeta thought and everything slowed down like it was a clock that was dropped underwater and was about to be slapped by a gay person.

Vegeta's eyes closed when he did and he thought and said "I don't care!" and then he moved out of the way of Ginyu's slap and spanked the butt of Ginyu and left a huge red mark where he hit and Ginyu jumped into the air and screamed like a scolding pot

Ginyu flew all the way away and broke through a fence and birds were flying around him for a second, and he knew that Vegeta was so strong.

Vegeta flung his head up and chuckled and flexed his muscles. Ginyu looked at that and was super shocked and surprised at his masculine body and muscles.

"THAT IS THE BODY OF A GAY!" ginyu yelled and charged at Vegeta and Vegeta could not react in time. Ginyu flipped over Vegeta's body and it turned around slowly and got footed into the face and fell onto the ground.

"Admit your gay!" Ginyu said to him and Vegeta spit dirt out of his mouth. Vegeta wasen't gay and would not admit it! "Uh, I am not gay!" he said and Vegeta spun both of his legs around like a break dance and flung them out like licorice whips and Ginyu got kicked.

Vegeta started to float into the air to where Ginyu was and smirked and then he started to throw all of his hands and Ginyu was feeling the pain hardcore. Ginyu's falling body jumped onto the ground and it was like he fell from a airplane.

"NNaaghh," he said, and then Vegeta landed to say "humph." Vegeta knew it was over, but then Ginyu pulled out his butt and showed it at Vegeta. The sun shined off of it into Vegeta's eyes and blinding him. Ginyu used this opportuneity to grab his nipples. Ginyu twisted the nipples and he screamed.

Vegeta was ribbiting in so much pain and could not move at all… then all of the sudden, Ginyu started to do gay dances and positions all around Vegeta. "This is to much to bare..." Vegeta said to himself, "wait," vegeta notices the ritual, "this is a Ritual to make my peenis harder and make me gay!" it was almost working, but it did not after he saw that.

"You stupid gay, I have seen threw your tricks," Vegeta said. Vegeta then put his foot out toward the dancing gay Ginyu and he spun around on Vegtas leg like running into a pole. "Ahhhh" he said

"Now, I am going to finish you good!" Vegeta put into his hand a ball of energy and began to fly at Ginyu. Vegeta packed so much strong attacks into his energy ball and made a fist out of it. Ginyu stumbled back and looked so scared because he knew that Vegeta was way too strong and may have been the toughest and coolest in High School.

"Now you will die!" Vegeta yelled and began to fly super fast at Ginyu and had his fist in hand full of energy. Then Vegeta made his fist curve and punched Ginyu's balls and they rang like a bell. Ginyu sang like an oprah lady "Aaaaaaaaahhh" he sang. Then Vegeta exploded his fist and Ginyu went flying 1000000 miles.

"Heh, humph," Vegeta said and looked at the trial of dust Ginyu left behind him.

But just then Ginyu was caught by Jeice and Burter, who were also really gay because they followed him around and do gay things with him. Ginyu started to speak in his new oprah voice and was in so much pain, "I know all I need to now… you Vegeta are gay! You are just denying it! Frieza my boss will be so happy to hear how much I have learned!" and ran away with Burter and Jeice.

"Im not gay, what does he mean about that?" Vegeta thought, "Fine, I'll just be ready for you when the time comes back," he said coolly.

Vegeta looked up to the sky and the it went onto the roof of the High School…

(On the roof of the High School)

"Y-Your from the future?!" Nappa says to both of them and they all nod. Nappa could not believe this because he never saw a thing from the future before and would not start now.

"Yes but we cant show you because we might not be born if we do," Gohan said to Nappa and then Nappa grred at him. Nappa looked growingly mad at them because not only were they taking up the cool in the school, they were also being really annoying to him by being confusing also.

"Grr, why I oughta punch your balls!" Nappa said to both of them and they sighed but knew that Nappa would punch there balls if they did not.

"How are you from the future?" said Shallot and looked confused too. Trunks and Gohan knew how to answer this because they were from the future and were going to show it at last and then pulled out Shallot and Nappas' lunches from next week and all of them were blown off of their shoes.

Everyone knew that they were from the future now but what else?... Everyone was also confused about this and wanted to know more about them but then suddenly Trunks put his hand out and high fived Nappa which was ultra wierd… but then it wasn't and it was like he was always here from the start of Saiyan High School.

"Let us be your friends to hang out and other things," Gohan said and then Shallot and Nappa looked at each other and thought together like their brains fused together.

"We're not going to get anywhere by punching each others balls" trunks said and then Nappa's eyes glistened like he was set free from a life-long curse and was now a changed man.

Nappa looked everywhere and then saw Trunks and said "Yes, you should join us and that would be cool and too Gohan."

Now that all that stuff was out of the way and they were all friends, the real things could happen. "Nappa and Shallot, we future teens came to warn you about the impending doom that will befall Saiyan High School… and it all begins with something bad that is going to happen super soon!"

Everyone was falling back onto their hands at that remark because it was out of this world… or out of this timeline… "Your from the future?! " Nappa said and then they looked like they were saying yeah and then they all ate lunch together.

Shallot ate his food and then he said while eating "So, what is going to happen to the High School?" and then Trunks stopped his food and looked at him and almost choked, but Gohan was there to pat his back. And he coughed out the food but ate it again because he did not want to waste, because in the Future there was not a lot of food anymore.

"In my time line, the Future was destroyed... " he said

Everyone was shaking everywhere as if they were locked into a freezer for one million years. Nappa was vibrating so much that he fell of the roof but Shallot grabbed his hand with his tail and stopped him.

"We came back to stop that from every happening and to save the future from the thing that will happen…..."

"What happened?" said Shallot and he replied, "it was the Sports Festival in two weeks… that is where it began..."

Nappa ground his teeth to dust and barked "NOT THE SPORTS FESTIVAL! What is going to happen there? And Who is going to happen?" and Gohan looked down at the ground and said this: "Celku..." and everyone knew that is was the most scary, but did not know what it was.

"Yeah… all you need to know rigth now is to look out for someone named-" and then Trunks was cut off by hearing a scream and it was so loud, "AAAaaahhh!" it said and it sounded like Goku!

"We have to go, now!" Gohan said, knowing that at last it was time and then he jumped off the roof and every one flew down after him. When they got to Goku screaming there was a Gigantic, evil penis on his phone screen, and even worse, it was green, but this was not normal green;; it was evil green..

"T-This is his, Trunks said," and everyone knew that it was true. Goku's phone was full of nudes and he passed out on the floor because there was just too much penis. Gohan picked up his phone and almost fainted, but he didn't because he saw it a lot in his timeline.

"My god," Gohan said after seeing the penis, which was so much bigger in this timeline then it was in theirs. Trunks' face scrunched up like a deflated beanbag when he saw the power it was emitting and even Nappa was scared.

"Who's penis is it?" Nappa said being so scared. It was Cell's and the Future Teens knew that. "Cell…" Trunks said and his face scrunched further and it was so scrunched now that you could hardly see it.

No one knew who cell was, but they were all petrified into stones by the name and penis. His body was perfect, a lot like Vegeta or Goku's, but maybe even more strong.

"Its already started…" Gohan said, "Take Goku back to the High School library." Gohan knew that no one read books any more so it would be empty and a safe place to talk about stuff.

Trunks looked at the passed out Saiyan and could see that the Goku and Vegeta were the only hopes they had for the future. "You have to win the sports festival..." Trunks said to the sleeping Goku, "no- we have to win the Sprots Festival..." and then Gohan picked up Goku and jumped into the window of the library and everyone followed him.

They slapped Goku's face but he would not wake up, so they took Energy Drinks out of their Future Lunches and splashed it and it did not work. Just then they saw Caulifla outside, who did not know where Goku went after he left and she and Master Roshi were about to Go home.

"Caulifla!" Trunks called out to Caulifla and she thought the thing about him, because she did not see Vegeta since their kiss… and then she ran up to him and apologized but trunks blushed and then he said "uh its okay" and then she said "No, Vegeta! I need to say sorry officially and that… it's okay that you had a crush on me..." and then Trunks stopped dead in his tracks and he knew that this was not part of the timeline and something was wrong.

"Vegeta does not!" he said to Caulifla and then she was really confused about that. "Okay… Vegeta, that is weird that you talk about yourself and not using I or me." "any way, you should show your boobs to Goku to wake him up," Trunks said, and it was a genius idea so she did.

She showed her boobs to Goku but he was asleep so he could not see them, but everyone else saw them and were blown away by how sexy they were but then covered them up so everyone would not see them.

"Oh right! We need to turn around sorry!" Gohan and Trunks both said and it was like the part where the bad guys opened the Ark in the Indiana Jones movie and Nappas penis must have melted because something was dripping from his pants.

They all turned around and then Caulifla's boobs fell out and then she started dancing and bouncing them but it was still not working because he was knocked out by a penis. Caulifla could see that the curse was super strong, but she knew what would break him out and it was sex. Just as she was about to have sex with Goku, Gohan could sense that it was not the time but then she accidentally fell and her boobs fell too on Goku's face and he woke up.

"I am wide awake!" Goku yelled and almost like he forgot about Cell's penis entirely; he could not give into such dirty temptations when boobs were showed up.

Goku looked around and then saw Gohan and said "Wow! You look like you are my son!" and everyone could see it too after Goku showed that to them even though Goku did not have a son right now.

"Dad, I need you to tell me how long Cell kept sending you nudes," Gohan said to Goku. Goku could not look at the big penis pictures, so Trunks looked through his phone and saw that it went back months and there were so many.

"I-It started with creepy texts from Cell, but then he sent me so many penises!" Trunks looked at Goku when he said that and then his body did too and he said "WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ANYONE!" and then everyone was shocked because Trunks was usually polite but this time he was not.

Goku almost began to cry when he got yelled at by his friend and then Trunks said sorry because he was still a really good person. It was now late and getting close to bedtime, so Trunks had to wrap it up.

"We will meet here in two days at this time (which was at sunset) and discuss our plans" Gohan said and everyone agreed.

Just as Gohan and Trunks walked out, they were stopped by a green voice. "I heard everything and I'm in..." and then they all saw that it was actually Piccolo who was behind a pillar of one of the gates! "But my services don't come cheap..." he said.

Vegeta was chilling out and then Shallot came home and put his hat on the coat rack. "Hey Vegeta, I'm home, even though my name is Shallot" and he heard Vegeta laughing at this from the other room.

"But I have more things to say" and then Vegeta teleported to him to hear what he had to say. "Something happened today and we found out that Goku was having nudes sent to him by a guy named Cell' and then Vegeta became really mad.

"Why are the nudes going to Goku?" Vegeta thought and then became so mad that he punched a hole in the wall. "Gah! TCH!" he yelled and runs outside.

"This is the worst day ever!" he yells and was so mad for his friend, Goku. He started running around the block and then the whole city because this was one way he learned from Tarzan to get rid of his anger. "I hate this!"

Then after Vegeta flew around the block 100 times, Master Roshi waved to him and Vegeta stopped because he might have needed help to cross a road.

"You are upset at something," Master Roshi saw, and Vegeta scowled and looked away from him, "Tch, yeah." he said and Master Roshi understood that.

Master Roshi slapped his hand all over the ground for a second to tell Vegeta where to sit next to him and then he did.

"Ehhh, you can tell me what is wrong and I will listen to it," Master said and then Vegeta did that.

"I am really peeved off because Cell is sending nudes to Goku and I can't do anything about it!" said Vegeta.

"Yes you can, you can beat him up and his penis up!" Master Roshi said to Vegeta and then he got the idea. "I am going to beat him up!" Vegeta said and then Master Roshi nodded and knew that violence was not really the way but Vegeta was so angry so it was maybe okay too.

Vegeta took off really fast and then when he was flying saw Cell's house and smirked.

"I'm going to beat him up!"

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