The wind was slaping Vegeta's face as he flew around and looked for Cell. "I am going to frick him up so bad!" he thought and landed outside of Cell's house.
When Vegeta landed, he saw that the grass was cut just before he got there and that told him that something, or someone, was in there. "Heh, someone is inside and I am going to beat them up!" Vegeta was observative and could find things out extraordinarily quickly because he was really smart.
Vegeta ran up and kicked down the door and it fell over. When the door fell over Vegeta heard someone in the room up there and then he broke through the sealing to attack them. "I found you!" Vegeta yelled and broke into the bathroom where he saw Cell's dad taking a shower and said sorry and then left- but then he turned around and saw Cell right in front of him!
"Ah, Vegeta, I knew you would be here to beat me up..." Cell said, and then Vegeta replied "Heck yeah I am, and I am going to send you to otherworld!"
Cell started to laugh at what Vegeta said and Vegeta got upset. "Don't laugh at me! I am stronger then you and you will see that! AHHHH" just then suddenly Vegeta threw a punch at Cell and it was so fast that it caused a huge shockwave and explosion around them, but then Cell caught it and Vegeta could see that Cell was alot stronger than Ginyu was.
"Hahaha, I am Perfect in muscles and in brains unlike you Vegeta," said Cell and Vegeta did not like that when he said it. Then Cell spit on Vegeta's face and when Vegeta started wiping it off, Cell kicked him in the balls and then his face and he was sent flying into the wall.
"Tch, how can I be losing… I am Vegeta!" Vegeta said. Vegeta never lost any fight because he was too strong for everyone, but this time, it looked a lot more different. "You will stop sending nudes to Goku!" Vegeta yelled and then he grabbed some of the wall that fell down and tossed it at cell, but he broke it to itty bitty bits with his hand and said "You are not fighting as strong as you would normally be doing… are you having gay problems?" and laughed.
Vegeta got so mad and his head began to get all red like lava. "NO! I am not! Now shut up!" he yelled and began to punch at Cell but he dodged every single one of them and it was almost like he had ultra instinct.
"Then you're way too weak to fight me," Cell said, "I will win the Sports Festival and your school will be the Dumb School!" Ahaha he laughed.
Vegeta punched the ground and Cell put his foot on top of his head, like it was a foot hat being worn by a retired clown.
"Now… look at this…" Cell said and pulled out his penis and it was huge! "W-What?!" Vegeta said as he saw that, and then he fell to his knees, knowing that he was defeated and had never seen a bigger penis than the one that Cell had.
"Ahaha" Cell laughed and then put his penis away and kicked Vegeta through the hole in the wall Vegeta made it. It was almost like Vegeta had just been beat by someone stronger than him, and he knew it. "How-How could I've lost that..." Vegeta thought as he fell off the building's wall.
Vegeta landed outside of the lawn and then saw a gnome near him and threw it at the wall. "Ahh! This sucks!" he yelled and Cell chuckled at him and charged a finger laser gun. "This ends it Vegeta all of it!" he shot the laser and it missed because Vegeta actually blocked it with a gnome.
"Hahaha, I am to strong for you!" Cell said because he was and then he said to Vegeta "You see, Vegeta; I do not know what your gay problems could be… but I am going to make Goku my bride and get pregnate after sex!"
"Oh no… He's too strong..." Vegeta coughed and then passed out and Cell started laughing but remembered that Vegeta could not die before the Sports Festival, so he took a picture of Vegeta's penis and sent it to Goku and then kicked Vegeta all the way back to his house.
Shallot was watching TV when all of the sudden Vegeta crashed through the wall and Shallot caught him. "Oh no Cell beat you up..." Shallot said and Vegeta coughed. Vegeta looked a lot like Frieza did right now in the hospital, except Frieza got shot and Vegeta got beat up so they were sorta different.
Goku's phone jumped and he saw that.
"Oh no! Vegeta's penis from Cell which means that he beat up Vegeta or they had sex!" said Goku; Goku knew that Vegeta did not like bug things so it was probably the other one.
"I have to tell Trunks and Gohan!" Goku yelled and texted the picture to Gohan and Trunks and they saw it and screamed. Bardock came in and asked what the commotion was about , and Goku looked at him and Bardock knew it was something serious so he called Principal Vegeta.
"Oh no! Something serious happened to my son?" Principal Vegeta said over the phone and then Bardock said yeah
"I will sent him to the hospital" so they did.
When Vegeta arrived in the hospital he saw Frieza in a wheel chair and he stuck his tongue out on Vegeta, but then they threw him out of the wheel chair and gave it to Vegeta. "We need to get him urgent treatment" one hospital doctor said and the other one knew it was true so they took Vegeta to the ER (Emergency Room).
Vegeta closed his eyes and remembered how he was weak to Cell and that he seemed so much less cool than he did normally. "This is stupid..." he said, "I should have killed Cell," and then the nurses came in and put him to rest.
When Vegeta woke up everyone was there: Caulifla, Trunks, Gohan, Goku, Vegeta, Principal, Bardock, Goku's Mom, Shallot Nappa and hundreds of fans from high school. "Heh, you guys all came," said Vegeta.
"Of course we did Vegeta you are our best friend!" Goku yelled and then everything went silent and everyone thought the same thing. Frieza was there, but he was on the floor outside and did not want to be because his wheel chair was taken for a better reason.
"Thanks guys, I think I'm going to die..." Vegeta said and closed his eyes and began to die.
But then the door opened and it was the doctor and he said "No, you won't Vegeta and you will recover fully!" and then he turned on a machine and Vegeta's body started to get better suddenly.
The machine cost 1000000 dollars every second it was turned on, but the doctor didn't make them pay because it was Vegeta.
"I am better?" Vegeta said and the doctor smiled so wide it was almost creepy. He looked like he would sell candy in alley ways to do things to kids and he probably did do it, but he was a nice guy beside that. "It is free for you Vegeta" he said and then asked everyone to leave so they all did.
Everyone was so happy that Vegeta was healed. "Haha I am" vegeta said and then he thought about things. "Even if I am better I am still to weak for Cell… this is stupid and I still feel gay sometimes… I am not having gay problems!" Vegeta thought that.
Vegeta was being cherished and held by everyone like he was an old man with deadly cancer in him. Everyone was so happy that Vegeta was not going to die from Cell. Just then, Trunks stopped and looked up and everyone looked it too.
"I cannot believe it… in my timeline Vegeta was a lot better than Cell and could have killed him easy..." Trunks said and then everyone looked scared.
"It's okay, Gohan said" and then they began to walk but Vegeta did not.
"Cell said something to me before he hit me again," and everyone turned back around to where they looked at before. "He told me… that he was going to make Goku his bride after he wins the Sports Festeval..."
"Aaahh!" Goku said after remembering the things, which was gross and evil but huge
Trunks and Gohan looked at each other and knew it was going to be too much harder than it was before, but this time they had themselves and Vegeta. "It will not happen, dad" Gohan said and goku looked more conforted by that.
They all went to their homes and Vegeta sat down on his bed without even talking to his dad or Shallot. He grabbed his skateboard and began to rub it and do other things. "This is humiliating… how could I lose? I am Vegeta…!" said Vegeta.
Just then Vegeta looked outside of his window and saw a woman girl who was walking in the road, but just then a truck ran out in front of her and Vegeta got alarmed. Vegeta threw off his jacket and jumped out of his window like a superhero.
"Watch out!" he yelled and jumped in front of the bus and got hit by it and then it stopped. He turned around and asked to her "are you okay?" and she was super scared but looked up and saw Vegeta's cheeks and smirk after being bused.
Vegeta turned around and saw her too and then she ran up to Vegeta and hugged him. "Youre so cool!" she yelled and her boobs went into Vegeta's face on the hug and it was sexy. Then she looked really cold so vegeta gave her his jacket and then she snugled into his arm and he did not know why.
"Why is this girl being so sexy with me?" he thought after he saved her from dieing. "W-Whats your name?" she asked him and he panically replied "Vegeta" and said it pridefully and really coolly. She moved herself up to him and kissed him in the mouth and it was random.
Vegeta's eyes began to fly around in circle like ways when he was kissed and it was out of no where. "That was to thank you for saving my life from that crazy bus that tried to kill me here is my phone number" she said and entered the name Bulma into his phone.
"Uh… okay," Vegeta said and had this face on his face that was a lot like someone not knowing what happened. Vegeta jumped back into his window like it was reversed time and then she winked at him and he fell over onto his bed, but not for the reason that you would normally...
"It was so sexy… … ... " he thought, "but my penis did not get hard!"
and Maybe he did have gay problems after all…
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