AN: Happy Easter!

WARNING: The Spongebob part is a TROLL!

Vegeta woke up in the morning (Friday) and he looked through his blinds.

"Right there is where I saw the girl," thought Vegeta and felt like he should have been in love. Vegeta never had problems kissing and dating girls, but this time it was.

The mailman ran to the mailbox and put things in it so Vegeta would go out and get it, so he did and when he walked outside Vegeta got bird poop on his head and could not even dodge it. "What is happening to me!? Am I gay or something?!" he thought and threw it off of him.

He got the mail and saw something in it. Vegeta got a mail from Master Roshi and it said "Ehhh, do you want sex training?" and Vegeta yelled into it "I DONT WANT SEX TRAINING I AM GOOD" and then it said back "ehh, you seem upset at something,,, or someone..." and then Vegeta sat down and looked upset.

"I am having problems with things and I don't know what do do about it." he said and Master said back "you should put yourself to a test!" and Vegeta looked confused for one second, but then thought of an idea and said thank you.

Vegeta walked in to the bathroom and looked at the mirror and his reflection was there. It had bird poop on it from earlier and Vegeta knew he needed to shower. Vegeta stepped out of his clothes and went in the shower.

Vegeta looked at the water turning knob and then at his penis.

"I can not be gay, I can only be Vegeta and not gay." Vegeta thought and then put water on himself. He thought a little bit more and then started cleaning himself.

The soap soaped on Vegeta's naked body and he thought, "Scrub a dub dub," and he scrubbed the bird poop off with the soap. Then he rubbed the soap on his arms and body and penis and nuts too.

"A test…" he thought but this time with his voice.

Then his shower ended and he was now in a towel.

"I know what I will do" he thought and ran downstairs where he saw Shallot sleeping on the couch.

"RING RING RING!" the clock yelled at them and Shallot got up. "Oh no! I am almost running late for the episode!" and vegeta hopped down too because they would always watch it together.

The thing they were going to watch was Spongebob, and even though a lot of High Schoolers say it is for little kids, it's actually really funny even after Middle School.

The TV turned on and then it showed Spongebobs house.

"Off to another day at the Krusty Krab," Spongebob said, and Patrick started to look really sad and Spongebob could not know why.

"Aww whats the matter? Patrick" he said and Patrick looked even more sad so Spongebob patted Patrick on the arm and said its okay.

"You always go to School or the Krab when ever I want to do things!" and Patrick cried.

Spongebob looked away for a second and said mmm, then he got an Idea and said "I know! I just wont go to those!" and Patrick looked really happy about it.

Spongebob got into a car and Patrick got behind them. "Let's gooo!" Spongebob said and cranked the car up to the max and they flew like never before.

Patrick was chillin out in the shotgun seat, when Spongebob saw that he was running out of gas. "Oh no! PATRICK! WE"RE OUT OF GAS!" he said and they were stranded in the middle of no where.

Just then Patrick said "Well why don't you just get gas in there" patrick said and the camera moved onto a gas station and spongebob looked dissapointed by that.

Vegeta laughed because it was right there and Spongebob couldn't see it before and Shallot did too. Shallot was really funny, but sometimes Spongebob might have had a leg up on him, so Shallot would take lessons from him at times.

Spongebob went in to get gas and then Patrick said "Wait I want snacks!" and he gave Spongebob a huge list of everything that he wanted and it was miles long because he was fat.

Patrick waited in the car and Spongebob went in to get gas and saw Old Man Jenkins behind the cash register.

Vegeta was thinking about other things and trailed off "I can't believe that I did not kiss back the girl, or even have sex with her... "

Spongebob pulled out a gun and screamed "GIVE ME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER AND GAS!" The Old Man looked so scared by this, but could not hear spongebob so he said "Whhhaaaaat?" and spongebob said it again and he said "Whaaaaaat?" so Spongebob shot him and took everything in the store.

Spongebob gave Patrick everything and he threw all of it down his mouth and ate it in less than one second.

Spongebob sped off and then went turbo mode. "Balalalala!" Spongebob laughed and then he drove of a cliff.

"Oww, " him and Spongebob said when they hit the bottom of the cliff and then Spongebob got out and looked and they were home. "Balalala" he laughed and then Spongebob and Patrick went into Squidward's house.

Shallot was laughing so much at this and Vegeta was also, but Vegeta could not stop thinking about other things too and could not seem to enjoy the episode as much as Shallot because Shallot could watch it like it should be watched.

Squidward came downstairs and saw Spongebob and Patrick. "Oh no! Why are those buffling baffoons here? I just wanted to play on my clarinet" said Squidward.

Just then Spongebob and Patrick began to dance around and Squidward was so annoyed by it so he took out a shotgun and pointed it at Patrick and Patrick said "Hahaha squidward!" and Squidward got even more mad.

Squidward started shooting and they were dancing around him and it could not shoot him because of it. "Diieeeee!" Squidward yelled as he was shooting at them, but then he tripped and fell and hit his head and he was just as dumb as they were now so he started running around with them.

"Balalalalalalala!" Squidward Patrick and Spongebob all said. Spongebob then got a boner and Patrick saw it. "Ohhhh" he said and grabbed it and Squidward saw it too.

Vegeta and Shallot were keeling over laughing but then Vegeta noticed it and Shallot and him turned around. Then sex was about to happen behind them.

"Wait… I know how I can test myself-" Vegeta thought, "I will masterbate to something gay and something not gay and see what I bust it to!" It was a really good idea and would determine if he was gay or not so it was worth a shot.

Vegeta began to turn around and saw things.

Spongebob's penis kept getting bigger and then Spongebob put his penis into Patrick's ears and nose and Squidward was atop Patrick's penis.

Vegeta started rubbing his cool penis hard and then looked at Shallot and started rubbing it hard too. Shallot was looking at the paintings in Vegeta's living room.

Vegeta looked back and Squidward was putting his penises into Patrick's butt and Spongebob's too and Vegeta was rubbing his penis so fast then Vegeta looked at Shallot and he was picking his nose and he rubbed it too.

Vegeta looked at it and Mr. Krabs pinched Spongebob's penis and he said "WOOOH" and Vegeta was slapping it so much that it was red and then he saw Shallot and he was sitting and Vegeta was still doing that.

Spongebob was having sex with Patrick and then Squidward started moving his butt on Patrick's penis like a butt horse and cowboy.

Squidward shoved his clarinet up Patrick's butt and it went all the way in and he kept twisting and pushing it and Patrick thought it was the most sexy thing in the world, and he almost died. Spongebob bent over to get some clarinet in his butt too but then he got Patrick into his butt instead.

Squidward's penis was looking small and was not fully erect yet, so Spongebob took his penis and guzzled it around in his throat like a toilet flushing, and it became so much bigger like a large lolipop, but it was a lolipenis instead.

Squidward took off his trunks and threw them at Patrick and penis blasted through it and then Spongebob jumped into it also. "Balalalalalalala!" They all said and it was crazy in there in more ways than one.

Spongebob was sucking Patrick's penis and he put his thing in Squidward's nose and Patrick and the same time and Spongebob pulled out a vaccume cleaner and Vegeta looked right at it at he hit his limit and blew it all over the TV and it shortcircuited.

"Yes! I'm not gay!" Vegeta yelled and cleaned it before anything saw it and Shallot said "Good job!" and then Shallot turned around and the sex scene was over.

Vegeta did not even finish the episode with Shallot and ran out of the door.

"Master Roshi!" he yelled and Master Roshi heard it, "I passed!"

"Wow! Good job! You're not gay!" Master Roshi said to Vegeta and he felt so cool.

Vegeta started to fly all around town and he was maybe one of the coolest all over again. "Yes! I finally did it… I am free!" he thought and dodged many birds above him that tried to poop on him.

"YEAH! I AM NOT GAY!" he yelled and flew into the distance.

"Yeaaahh!" he yelled again

|TO BE CONTINUED → |