"Huh… so it wasn't true after all?..." Goku said to himself when he saw the hot girl go way from a hotel. Goku saw that was true and that the things he thought were not true.
"I'm so confused who made the roomers?" said Goku.
Master Roshi, Trunks, and Shallot, and Gohan were also there, and every one of them were in the Lobby of the Hotel. All of them were listening to the sex that Vegeta was having.
The lady behind the desk asked them all "Do you have anything better to do with your time?" but she was blushing all over and secretly wishing she was Vegeta instead of Bulma.
"Wow Vegeta is so good at sex!" said Master Roshi
Master Roshi said that "Wow, Vegeta was so good at sex he was almost as good as me!" and everyone aggreed to that.
"It's crazy that he has so much potential after this!" and Roshi said it all again.
"This isn't even 1% percent of it!" said Mastersaid.
Shallot took off his hat and payed his respects to Vegeta after hearing the sex and it was all because of the way the Vegeta did it and it was so cool to hear and even smell.
Goahn looked at the Room Vegeta was in and said "That's at it; Dad!"
Everyone thought Vegeta was the coolest ever after he had all that sex, and it was so true to them.
"That was crazy!" said Trunks, and it was. And Trunks was so happy he wasn't fading away anymore.
Then Gohan showed up because Trunks had him on the phone when the sex was happening and he came to see what the Hub Bub was all about.
"Man, Vegeta is the God of Sex," said Gohan.
Master Roshi, Goku, Trunks, and Shallot looked like heroes standing on a seaside cliff before the sunset when they were all in the Lobby; they looked so cool together. All of them wanted to help Vegeta, because something terrible was happening, and everyone knew it because Goku told them.
Master Roshi said "Let's all get a picture!" and he did the Ducked Lips thing
But then the speakers started blasting music and it was Party Rockers so all of them started dancing to it. Trunks was jumping up and down with his hands at his sides, Goku was doing the robot, Gohan was waving his arms all around and up and down, Master Roshi was doing the charleston, and Shallot was dancing.
"You are a robot," Shallot joked to Goku, and it was true because he was doing it and they all laughed, and some patted Shallot on the back for it. It was so funny to everyone.
When everyone was dancing and no one was paying any attention, Goku saw the door to the elevator.
Goku crawled to the door and avoided the laser sights of the visitors to the hotel, and he also avoided being spotted from the others in the group.
"I'm going to crack this case!" he said and slithered into the elevator.
When he got in the elevator there was fat guy in there.
"Hey," said the fat guy, and Goku said hey back.
Some music came on.
The elevator was taking a lot of time to get up.
"So, what are you in for?" the fat guy asked Goku, and Goku gave him the answer.
It kept taking time to get there.
"Oh, It looks like we're up here," and they both had to get off at the same floor.
When the tried to leave the fat guy got stuck in the door and he tried to get through but he was so fat that he couldn't. He started squirming and trying to run, but his legs were off the ground and his fat stopped him from moving anywhere.
"Oh no! I am stuck in here!" they both said, but then the fat guy started farting and he flew out of it like a Power Washer blasting a melon down a hill. The farts filled up the entire elevator and it malfunctioned and blew up the wall.
Goku sneaked out of the elevator and wiped his nose "That stinks!" he said and then he crawled to Vegeta's door.
"This is the door," Goku said and opened the door, but he did not knock and Vegeta was naked!
"AAAAAHHHH" Goku yelled since Vegeta was naked.
"GOKU?!" Vegeta yelled and Goku was shocked and surprised by seeing him up in there.
When Goku floundered to the room he saw Vegeta's butt and Vegeta saw his butt and it was so embarassing. Goku turned around and blushed and he was so shocked that his school uniform flew off the balcony and Vegeta saw all of his butt and turned a round to not see it.
"G-Goku… W-What are you doing in here?" Vegeta said to the transfer student.
Goku looked back at Vegeta threw a mirror and saw that Vegeta wasn't naked anymore and he turned around and Vegeta was not red anymore.
He said this: "We heard you having sex from the entire town and had to come to tell you this:" and Vegeta listened carefully to it.
"there are roomers going about all over school, and all of them are about you and your fans think it is true and left the club," Goku said to Vegeta and Vegeta's eyes got so big that Goku started to suffocate from them.
Outside, Guldo, Jace, and Burter were outside trying to listen to it all.
Guldo was trying to hear it from his ears, but he could not and Jace could thought because he was outside on a electricity tower listening from a megaphone, but he took the dog cone part of it off and put that up to his ear and could hear everything, but Vegeta kept on screaming so he couldn't hear it and Jace could not hear a single thing.
"Drats!" Burter yells and throws the megaphone down and strolls away and everything they planned was foiled.
"Why would anyone leave my fan club?" Vegeta calmly asked to Goku, and Goku said back "Because they had to"
"What!? That is not true!" but it was.
"You are kidding me," Vegeta said.
"What are the rumours?"
"They say that you are Gay!" Goku said and then Vegeta got real mad because he was not having gay problems any more and all of it was over forever!
"What? I'm not Gay I'm Vegeta!" and Gohan came, then he said "I heard those too"
Vegeta could not belief what was going on there and yelled. He screamed a swear word and Trunks and Shallot heard this and ran into the room because they knew it was serious.
Guldo was taking tons of notes like he forgot to study for every test and had to take them or he would die.
"GRRR!" Vegeta said and then he said this: "I'm NOT GAY!" and then the room started to shake and lightning struck outside the motel and killed the ice cream truck and Then ice cream started flying all around outside because of it and it covered Guldo in it and the notes were ruined forever.
Guldo was going to swear but he knew that Paragus would be on his case if he did and he would even find that Guildo was guilty of money laundrying, so he could not know at all.
Vegeta is becoming so heated and the room is so hot now that Trunks has to take off his jacket because it is a million degrees and a girl saw it and then she said "Wow!" and trunks wanted her number but he could not get it because her phone melted, and
Her Clothes would too but then Gohan got some ice cream from outside and threw it into Vegeta's mouth and he said yum and it cooled off and the room went back to normal.
"I am still so mad!" Vegeta said and then everyone looked sad about it, but then Master Roshi came up to him and looked at him in the eyes and they all stood still. It was like someone just got run over by a car and Master Roshi did it.
"Hmmm..." he said, and then he knew that it was partially because he was mad about Tarzan dying, so Master Roshi said "Vegeta should go and visit Tarzan's shrine outside of the Special Ed room to put his mind at e's"
Vegeta's head looked down to his shoes and one of them was untied, but it wasn't important, but even Gohan tied it for him.
"Maybe I should" he said and apologized to everyone he melted, and they forgave him.
"Do not worry about the romours, we warriors will find it out for you." said Shallot.
A little smirk showed up on Vegeta's face when Shallot said that, but he wiped it off. Vegeta slowly walked outside, "Bye, Guys, I'll see you later." he said and they all looked morose because Vegeta was leaving.
The Ginyu Members were all outside and they hid when they heard Vegeta say that.
"You idiot Burter!" a voice said, and that was Jace, "Now I have to pay the school for the megaphone damages you did to it when you threw it off!" and Burter looked sad about it because he knew it was all true, and Jace was now mad at him.
Guldo said it was okay, but it was not.
Burter and Jace looked at Guldo and faced Guldo with unwavering, dignified, and indubious anger. "We should kill you right now!" They both yelled to Jace, but then Vegeta saw them when he went outside.
"Huh? What is going on over here?" Vegeta said and all of The Ginyu became more scared and were shaking their boots.
"We're just gay kids!" the three of them yelled, "Don't hurt us!" and Vegeta knew why they were scared.
"Why are you out of school?" Vegeta knew to ask this becasue it was a trick question to hit them with.
"We were spying on you!" Guldo yelled and then he knew what the question was.
"Heh, humph," Vegeta said and blasted them with a big Ki Blast and they almost died from it, but Vegeta said they would not.
"We have to tell Friezaa!" Jace said and they flew away because of the blast.
Vegeta was at the place where Tarzan's grave was buried now, and that was outside of the Special Ed room.
The fog was around his feet and he stood at the grave.
"Tarzan..." he thought.
"Vegeta..." a mysterious soul said from behind him.
And then a pat on Vegeta's shoulder patted him.
Vegeta looked over his shoulder and saw Tarzan standing there and was smiling to him.
"Your alive?" Vegeta asked and Tarzan looked at him.
Then Vegeta looked down and saw that Tarzan was naked and he was surprised by it. Tarzan asked for his loin cloth back because he gave it to Vegeta when he was sacrificing himself for the greater good and Vegeta did. Then Vegeta noticed that Tarzan's penis had taken quite a beating from the Monkeys.
"W-What happened?!" Vegeta asked and worried about Trazon.
Tarzan chuckled, "It was the real sacrifice," he said and then he sat down by Vegeta, and he sat too.
"Vegeta," Tarzan said again.
Vegeta did not know what to say, so he just looked at Tarzan.
"You are strong," he stated, "but you're the youngest of the family."
Vegeta listened carefully.
"You have a unique power that is passed down through each generation, increasing in power as it moves through each generation, and it will also look more like a monkey with red fur each time," said Tarzan.
Vegeta was still listening.
"Me Tarzan, you Vegeta, but me am not able to wield this power. Me not a Saiyan"
"I don't understand it," said Vegeta.
"You will soon enough," Tarzan said and then he smiled to Vegeta and stood up and Vegeta looked under the lion cloth again and saw the thing and it looked exhausted.
"You should see the Monkeys," said Tarzna and then he smirked.
Tarzan walked away.
"WAIT!" Vegeta yelled at him, and then he put up a hand signal and Vegeta read it.
"Train and Beat Cell, me will watch it on TV and then you will win the Sports Festival," the hand said to Vegeta, and Vegeta began to tear up after he began hearing it.
Even though tears were in his eye and wanted to jump out of them, Vegeta told them not to; because cool guys dont cry and that's what Vegeta is. The tears said ok and then went back into the eyes.
Vegeta then smirked all cool and said, "Tarzon, you better beleive that I'm gonna train and beat Cell! He will be no match for me!" and Tarzan smiled and disappeared out of the door of the school.
After that Vegeta also left the school and was listening to music on his phones when his phone vibrated. It did this because it had a text, and that text, was from Gohan.
"Vegeta, we found something about the rumors: come to Shallot's house and we will talk about it." said the text that Gohan sent.
Vegeta read the text and than looked at the Sun and it was setting. Vegeta knew he couldn't be outside at night because you could get jumped. Even though Vegeta wasn't afraid of criminals and Namekians, he had better things to do than fight them, so he walked to Shallot's house.
Meanwhile, at Shallot's house, Goku, Trunks, Gohan, and Shallot were all there and they were trying to find out who started and spreaded the gay rumours about Vegeta.
"Hmmm…," they all said at once, but Trunks and Gohan did it more, because they were having more ideas. Goku and Shallot tried to figure it out too, but they were drawing blanks because they did not know. Shallot looked at the Future Teens' papers and saw that they were blank too.
They thought more, and then suddenly Gohan let his hand pick up the pencil and draw what his brain saw, and he drew a picture of Cell.
"I think it's him," Trunks said pointing at Gohan's drawing. Everyone nodded and knew that it was probably Cell.
"You are dumb, Trunks! Think again!" said the Cell on the paper and then it lit on fire and Gohan crumbled it up and threw it out the window and then it exploded.
Everyone hmmed some more and could not think of anything. Goku thought for a second that it maybe was the Principal, but then remembered that Principal is Vegeta's dad and he would not do it.
Shallot suggested that it was Piccolo, and everyone considered it because he is green, but it was not him because Piccolo was on there side so they stopped all of the considering.
They went through more of the subjects, like Paragus and Broly and Cabba, because it could have been any one of them. They stopped at Cabba for a minute, and even Shallot's mom aggred that it might have been him, but then they kept going through the list since Cabba would probably be too busy studying and doing gay nerd things.
While they were thinking about it, Vegeta arrived and everyone said hey. Then they told Vegeta about the suspects, and he knew who it was not and that was all of them that he saw.
The thinking continued happening and it was hard. It was so hard that it was like one of Paragus' pop quizzes, but nobody drank any of the pops on the quiz so they could not know the answers to it. All of the sudden, a paper flew in through the window because Gohan forgot to close it when he threw Cell out of it.
"What is that, a paper or something?" joked Shallot and people laughed because it was. Shallot was so funny and everyone knew it. Every one tried to grab the paper but it kept flying around the room and nobody could catch it. Vegeta told them to let him handle it and then he caught the paper.
Vegeta looked at the paper and began to read what it said and Trunks, Gohan, Goku, and Shallot gathered around like children when their dad is reading a story book before bed, except Vegeta was not their dad except for Trunks and they were not children.
"Vegeta, come to the bridge. The one who started the roomers its me! -G" said the note, and Gohan got mad because that's how he would sign his cryptic notes and this was plajarism.
Then Vegeta read it more, because there was a nother note. It said, "P.S. I'm back. -F" and nobody knew what it meant but it was not good.
Shallot looked too and said, "G and F… that must mean it's my girlfriend! But how can you send letters when you are not real," joked Shallot and Everyone laughed but then Shallot looked sad because he did not have a real grilfriend so they all hugged him, but then Shallot stopped looking sad and laughed and everyone else did too because it was a big prank and it was just so funny and everyone knew it and clapped!
"Hmmm," they all said and put their heads together in a pile. They were all thinking of ideas about how to stop the rumours, because it wasn't every day that they got to help Vegeta with stuff.
Then Goku and Vegeta both jumped out from the pile and screamed "I Know what to do!" and they did.
"I will go with Vegeta to investigate the bridge!" they both yelled and Vegeta said "I will go to the bridge with Goku!" at the same time.
Then when all of the noise from their Idea Screaming cleared, then Vegeta started hearing in his ears all of the rumors that were going around and they were so bad, "Vegeta! Youre gay!," "Vegeta is a gay kid!" "Vegeta has gay problems? Oh my god!"
None of It could be true. Vegeta past the test.
"Let's go, Goku..." Vegeta said, and they went out of the door to go to the bridge where they would meet the mysterious teenagers, G and F. Who could it be!
"Ah! Oh no-!"
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