"Ah! Oh no-!" and Goku tripped. This was because his shoe lases were tied together and it was a Monkey did that.

Suddenly, the world was in slow motion and Vegeta saw that there was poop exactly where Goku's face was going to land! Vegeta knew he had to act, so he caught Goku in his arms like a Spanish dancer with a rose in his mouth and it was so cool.

"G-Goku..." Vegeta said and looked at him like a matador

"V-Vegeta..." and then they went and walked away from the poop because it was really stinky and they had some rumors to beat up.

Vegeta looked at his phone when they were walking and saw that he had more texts, and even some of them were from Nappa, "Veegeta! It's A TRAP!" Trunks said from the phone. And vegeta smirked at it and said in a text "I know if it is a trap and I will beat them up!" Trunks saw it and said back "but it is a trap!" and then Vegeta started to smirk more and did not text at all.

"V-Vegeta… are you sure we are not getting trapped?" Goku said to him, and Vegeta looked at Goku and said back to him "yeah. We are getting trapped, but I Do not care!" and he smirked again.

"Because the people who are traping us probably know who did it or did it too!" Vegeta said and Goku nodded up and down because Vegeta was the smartest and right about it.

Vegeta moved his hand down from his mouth and adjusted his gloves. He walked and the wind blew his hair and he had a large smirk on his face and was slowly walking.

"Let's end things, Goku!" Vegeta yelled and then they both flew into the sky and passed a jet plane and then he said to them "Hey! Don't fly so fast!" and then Vegeta said at him"Heh!" and Goku and Vegeta passed him at a speed like lightning.

They were at the bridge now and saw a short green thing and even more of them too.

"You fell for our trap!" Guldo said and it was him after all. "You did stupid!" a blue guy said, and that was Burter. And then Jace came out too.

"Aaaaahhh!" Vegeta it's a trap! Goku said to Vegeta and he knew it was one after all.

Vegtea looked at Goku and said to him this: "Goku, it may have been a trap after all, but I know what I am doing, and you do too, so let's do this together!"

And then Burter and Jace both said "Well show you!"

And Goku and Vegeta both got into fighting poses and said "Here we come!"

Vegeta charges in and punches Burter in the face and Jace jumped over Burter getting punched and kicked Vegeta but Vegeta slowly moved his head back from Jace's foot and Smirked and wiped away some blood.

"Heh. That did not hurt…!" Vegeta said and grabbed the leg and threw him at Burter.

Burter was running so fast like his feet had jets on them.

Burter charged at Goku but ran into his fist. "Tch!" Burter said and got up and ran at Goku's fist again and he kept doing this over and over and over again.

"Hiss! I am the fastest in Saiyan High School!" Burter yelled and ran into Goku's fist again. Burter was fast but he was also slow like a Monkey or tard.

Then Goku jumped over Vegeta and he pushed his legs when he landed on his feet into Vegeta's hands and then he launched him at Burter and Burter said "Ow!" When he got hit.

He looked a lot like Frieza when he got hit too so Vegeta stopped and thought, "What is going on?" but then he got punched by Jace again, but this time Goku grabbed his leg and threw him at Burter.

"He's got to be pulling our legs!" Guldo Yelled and Vegeta smirked and Goku smiled and then they both laughed.

"You all suck!" Vegeta said to them and Goku looked at him and said "They aren't that bad, Vegeta, they are just dumb and learning," and then Vegeta thought about the thing Shallot said awhile ago.

"Man, we're playing wrestling; but Nappa is too good and grappling us!"

"He's got to be pulling our legs!" because he was. said Shallot a long time ago in the flashback.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Vegeta said because he was so mad the Guldo was stealing Shallot's jokes.

Then Vegeta punched The Ginyu Force in the face and they all fell over because he was too strong and then he looked at Guldo and said "You scoundrel!" and stomped on him because he was so short.

Vegeta picked up Guldo and started blasting swear words into Guldo in the face because he was so mad about his plagiarism.

"Frick you! Witch!" and then he threw Guldo to Goku and he caught him.

"You're mine!" Goku said because he was so mad he was literally steaming and then he screamed into Guldo's ears so loud he even broke some windows and the neighbors had to pay for them.

Then Goku kicked Guldo to Vegeta and then Vegeta kicked him back and they kept on doing it back and forth like they were Soccer Superstars, but it was Guldo instead of Soccer.

Then they slid closer and kept kiking Guldo back and forth and got closer and closer and then Vegeta smashed Guldo into the ground and they started punching and kicking him like a black guy in Chicago would do if he could not pay his rent.

Vegeta wiped all of the sweat of his head, but then Jace came up behind him and hit his head with a wrench, but Vegeta kicked him in the face first and he fell into the river.

Then Goku Punched Burter in the face and threw him on top of Jace in the river like he was a Jace Raft.

"Now, it's just you and I," Goku said and Vegeta came up next to him and smirked.

"You could not have spoken all of the rumors. You are too weak!" Vegeta said, and he was right about it.

"Your right!" Guldo said, "I did not do it!" and Goku was kinda mad because they wasted all that time, but then Vegeta said it was okay.

"Who did it!" Vegeta said, using reverse psychology too.

"It was… I cannot tell you!" Guldo said but then Vegeta growled at him.

"I CANT!" Guldo said.

"Hmmmmm..." Goku thought.

"It is useless... dispose of him, Goku." Vegeta said and had Goku throw Guldo and Jace and Burter with a kick.

"We'll get you some day!" Guldo yelled and flew away.

"GUUUUDLOOOOO!" Jace and Burter yelled after him and flew away too.

Vegeta and Goku were upset because nothing happened because of this, but then Vegeta had another idea. "I know I am going to the school!" Vegeta said and was so smart because that was the Rumor Plantation.

"But Vegeta, it is night time, and its dark because of this..." Goku said, "If we go to the school, we will have to deal with Tien who is the Hall Monitor"

"It is too dark to go to school now to investigate all of those rumors." Vegeta said and Goku nodded.

Vegeta began to walk home and waved to Goku because he was leaving. "I'm gonna head home, Shallot made dinner." Vegeta said, but then Goku grabbed his hand.

"W-Wait, Vegeta…!" Goku said and Vegeta stopped immediately. You can spend the night at my house, my Mom and Dad would think that you are the coolest ever and we can have a cool sleepover. Said Goku.

;A-Are you sure?" Vegeta said too.

"Of course… Vegeta!" Goku said, "Your' house is so far away and mine is closer to the bridge we are on."

Vegeta thought that it was logical and he did not think of anything else about Goku or meeting his family, and nothing like that because he wasn't gay.

"Thanks Goku!" Vegeta said and they both began walking.

(1 Minute Later)

"Oh No! I forgot my key!" Goku said at his door because he could not open it and it was locked so burglers could not brake into it and steal their money or valuables.

Vegeta knew what to do because he had studied the Millennium Dome Raid before, but then a shadow loomed over the door and it burst open and it was Bardock all along.

"Ah! Goku! Your back home!" Bardock yelled and smiled and gave Goku a nuggie.

"Y-Yeah, Dad, hehe!" Goku said back and Bardock stopped- "Wait, who's this? Is that Vegeta?" Bardock said and was shocked and surprised that even Vegeta would come to their home.

"Yup! He's here for a sleepover!" Goku said to his dad.

"Heh, come on in!" Bardock said to him, and it was so cool the way he said it.

Everyone was in the doorway and Bardock said to Vegeta "Have a seat, we were just about to eat dinner!" so Vegeta did that.

Then Goku's mom came out of the kitchen with plates on her hands, nose, and feet and said "Here it all is!" and she made a huge feast for everyone to eat.

Goku's mom was really hot with nice boobs and Vegeta noticed it, but she was Bardock's wife and Vegeta thought that Bardock was really cool so he did not flirt or have sex with her.

"Heh, Gine, you did not have to make all of this crazy good, food it is too much! Heh!" Bardock said with a smile like he was going to eat it all anyway, and he was.

"Oh… alright..." Gine said in a flirty way to him and started to take off the apron she was wearing like a sex girl to him and other clothes too, but then saw that Goku and Vegeta were there so she did not all the way.

Bardock and Gine had a nice marriage and it was good all the way, like two birds living on a tree feeding their two baby birds with worms they kidnaped.

Goku and Bardock, Vegeta, and Gine all started to eat the food for dinner.

"So what did you guys do today?" Bardock asked Goku and Vegeta at the same time because it is not impossible.

"We beat up some gay kids." Vegeta said and it was really cool to say like he did.

Bardock and Gine laughed because they were proud and it was like the son they never had.

"That was the Ginyu Force, right?" said Bardock, knowing that. Vegeta was impressed because of how Bardock knew it. "I seen them before. They are the gayest kid's i've seen in a while. It is good that you beat them up. Heh!" he explained.

"What about you Goku?" Gine asked and he said the same thing and they all laughed because it was true and The Force was in the river.

Then because it was spaghetti Bardock and Vegeta accidentally started to eat the same noodle. "Ah, Oh No!" Gine yelled and Goku was worried too.

Bardock and Vegeta's lips were getting closer and closer together and they were about to kiss and be gay.

"Ohhhhh noooooo!" Goku yelled, but then suddenly Vegeta and Bardock both bit the spaghetti before they kissed and they were saved from being on the Superbowl screen.

"Hahaha! All in a day's work," said Bardock and laughing too.

Then all of them had dinner and ate, but then they saw the clock and it was late. "Man it is so late now, you should go to sleep because it is late." Bardock relaxed to them.

Goku knew that they had to go to sleep because either Goku or Vegeta could not be late for Church tomorrow.

Vegeta and Goku said goodnight to his parents and started to walk up the steps to Goku's bedroom and Vegeta saw a picture of Caulifla in the hallway.

"Hmph," Vegeta thought and did not know why.

"Hey goku said Vegeta", and Goku turned around.

"What's is it?" he said.

"Where is Raditz," said Vegeta and Goku was confused. He did not know right away where Raditz was, but then he did. "Raditz is doing something and is not here now. He will be though," he said and that was that.

When they two of them got to Goku's room, Goku opened the door and went into it and when he did and Vegeta did too, Caulifla was there and Goku said hey.

"Hey Caulifla," said Goku to her.

"Hey Goku," said Caulifla back and sexy and Goku smiled. Then she saw Vegeta and gasped.

"Wait that is Vegeta! The rumors say hes gay! Oh No!" she said screaming and Vegeta was kinda getting mad. Caulifla saw that Goku and Vegeta were both there and together, and knew that since the rumors were gay they had to be also. "You are not gay too Goku, right?" she asked concernedly.

Goku looked away for a second but then said "No!"I am not!" and Caulifla could believe him then.

Caulifla leaned back and her boobs popped out and when it happened, Goku's penis got pretty big, but he knew that he could not have sex with her with Vegeta around in the room when they did it.

When Caulifla's boobies got all big like that, Goku wanted to grab her and place his penis into her vagina so fast and have sex with her, but he worried about not sleeping over with Vegeta because he was such a good friend.

"Okay, I believe you because you are my boyfriend and would never lie to me."

Vegeta knew it was true that they were inlove.

"Then Come a little closer to me and I will show you you aren't gay..." Caulifla winked at Goku and he really wanted to.

Vegeta got blushed and looked around and saw the paintings on the wall of old people and art. Caulifla was like an apache rose peacock to Goku and Vegeta, but Vegeta could hold the reigns of his penis because she was Goku's hot girl and also kind of a sororitey girl, and he didn't really like those kinds of girls.

"The rumours are not true..." Vegeta said begrudgingly.

"How do I know that they are true." said Caulifla.

Then Goku cut in and said to them "He is not gay Caulifla!"

Goku never yelled ever before and Caulifla could not believe it. "Okay I am sorry..." Caulifla said and sighed to them.

"I am sorry to, Caulifla," said Goku. "We need to get rid of the rumours." Goku said again. "What do you think we should do about it?" Caulifla said to Vegeta.

Vegeta was looking around and about about things.

"Who would dare slander my name like that so badly?... I am not gay... " Vegeta thought.

"V-E-G-E-T-A!" he heard through his clouds of confusion.

"Huh? What is happening?" Vegeta said it like he was waking up.

"We came up with an Ultimate Plan!" Caulifla said and Vegeta knew this.

Vegeta did not know what the plan was and asked about it. "What is the plan." Vegeta asked to her and to that she responded: "we are going to go to the School and ask people about it!"

Vegeta laughed at the idea because it was stupid. "Heh, Humph!" he said "People would not just tell us, they would think I am gay!" Vegeta was right about it.

Goku looked into his heart to think of the answer, because he was good with feelings and discussing them with fellow peers to unearth details relating to their emotional and psychological mendings; however, Goku was not often on his toes about coming up with solutions about solving things like that.

Goku took a deep and cold breath like he ate some mints. He closed his eyes and his brain moved on its own, and he had a idea and it came to him without even thinking.

"Vegeta," he continued, "We can check the bathrooms at the school for fingerprints, because that is where all of the gossip happens!" Goku said this like a decisive blow and it struck Vegeta's mind chords.

"Wow Goku that is a genuis idea!" Vegeta said to him and Goku looked confused because he did not plan for it to happen like that and did not know where it came from.

Caulifla almost looked scared for a minute, because she had never seen this side of Goku before, and Goku did not either before that too.

"W-What was that..." he said, and Caulifla almost looked concerned about it.

All of the sudden his face got hit by a pillow.

"Humph! Take that, Heh heh!" Vegeta said because he was the culprit.

"I'll make you pay like taxes, Hah hah!" Caulifla said and grabbed a pillow and Hulk Smashed them with it.

Then they all played Pillow Fighting for hours until they started to fall asleep to it like a drunk lullabye making slurs to sleep to.

Caulfila was the first to go to sleep on Goku's bed, and Goku and Vegeta were the last men standing.

Then Vegeta said "Heh.. heh… I am pooped!" and fell asleep instantly. Then Goku looked at the ceiling and it began to dose off.

Then it was morning and the birds were outside chirping inconsiderately like total butthole heads.

"W-W-What is t-this?!"

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