Author's Notes: I am sorry I had to leave for a long long time, but I am back! My dad grounded me after Jason and I were saying swear words on the pateo, but it is okay now and I am back!. Thank you my readers for it! :) (thank you Zeke for the idea of the design!)
"W-What is t-this?!" Vegeta thought and looked down and saw Goku's hand cradling his balls and penis.
Vegeta was startled and began to squrm around but it only made Vegeta's balls go into Goku's other hand too.
"Ahhh! This feels so gay!" and Vegeta was scared of it, so he started to move again but it was like his balls were handcuffed to the hand like a prisoner and sexual assalt charges.
"if anyone sees me like this, like Caulifla, they will think I am gay!" thought Vegeta deep inside, and started to jump around like Mario to a beat he thought up in his head.
"1, 2, 3, 4," he thought and then he jumped, but it did not work. "1, 2, 3, 4!" he thought again and jumped again and it worked and he was free!
When he landed he did ten backflips in the air and did a sigh of relief after rubbing the sweat off of his head.
"Man, I could've looked gay there for a minute or two," or maybe even three.
Then Vegeta looked each and every direction to make sure that no one saw it, and he thought it was true.
Vegeta smirked for one second and flipped his hair back and walked out of the room, and Vegeta looked cool as he walked out of the room of Gokus.
When Vegeta went downstairs because it was a Sunday, Bardock was watching the Super Bowl on TV and said without looking at Vegeta, "Oh, Hey Goku! Heh!" and Vegeta froze like he played the wrong note on his recorder in a school play.
"He thinks that I am Goku so I should play a prank on him!" said Vegeta, even though pranks were Shallot's thing.
"Hey dad, what is going on!?" Vegeta said in his best Goku voice (it was really good).
"Heh! Not much!" replied Bardock to him when he said it. "Do you want to watch the Bowl with me? Heh ol Chum!"
"Ahh oh no! I forgot to study for all of the tests, especially the Death Fart Disease Test!" Vegeta said like Goku again.
"Heh! Okay, have fun studying!" Bardock said and watched the Footballmen more.
"That was to easy… Hmph," thought Vegeta as he walked into the kitchen and there was Caulifla who was eating cereal, but she didn't get a sticky hand like Shallot did.
"Hey Goku," said Caulifla thinking was Goku because she heard him with Bardock.
"I am not Goku, I am Vegeta!" said Vegeta and it was true. Caulifla could see him now and knew it was him because he said it.
But then suddenly Goku's mom Gine came out and saw that their breakfasts were empty, so she filled all of them up with bacon and eggs.
"Mmm Wow, Humph," Vegeta said and comboed, "this is enough to feed an entire city of orphanages!" and then he ate it.
"Wow mom! This is good!" Caulifla said and Goku said it too because he was there too now.
Goku and Vegeta were both eating breakfast , but then suddenly they both started to eat the same noddle of spaghetti and their lips were slowly getting closer and closer as they kept eating it.
"OH NO!" Everyone in the house said because they were so scared of it.
But then suddenly a random dog jumped in and started dancing and at the middle of the spaghetti noodle and it saved all of their lives.
But it was kind of weird to Caulifla for a second or maybe two that Goku did not bite down like his cool dad did, but then she did not think about it because Vegeta was for sure not gay or in anyway akin to those rumours that depicted him.
Vegeta wasn't gay. Those rumours were rumowrong, and Shallot would have said that too, and he did to Vegeta's text messages and he checked them.
Vegeta's eyes dashed around his phone like gumballs winning the lottery and then they saw the thing Shallot texted him.
"Oh you saw it yes? Punk" Caulifla inquired, not knowing the plans.
And then Vegeta nodded his head. Shallot texted more at them.
"The rumours are rumowrong," Shallot said and then he said, "Come to the parking lot of the school and we will talk about the plans together."
Everyone agreed and ate more of the breakfast and then they were at the school now.
"Hey Vegeta," said Shallot in the parking lot. "Hey," said Vegeta back to Shallot also in the parking lot.
Trunks and Gohan and Nappa were also there and they said hey Vegeta too. They then greeted Caulifla and Goku who came there with Vegeta.
"Hey Vegeta" said Nappa, and then they started to talk about secrets and all sorts of stuff, but then one stood out from the rest because this one was a plan about Vegeta.
"I have a plan to get into the school to diagnose the rumours!" someone said, and they all listened when he said it.
"We will hide inside pianos and be moved into the school, because every Sunday the Music Teacher has 5 new pianos moved into the school for all the school plays and no one will ever know that it was us in them!" Caulifla said, because all of it was the way it was, and it was true.
"That is the truth!" Vegeta said and had that idea put into him like a penis and vagina.
Vegeta looked and thought about many things, but mostly about how to make the plan happen. Every Sunday they would hire the Snooping Movers, which would snoop, meaning that they could not hide in the pianos without it happening.
"But it would not work," Vegeta said upon reconsideration
Everyone was confused by this, so they asked why and Vegeta said more: "It will not work because they hire the Snooping Movers every Sunday."
How do we solve this? Said Goku, and Vegeta looked again and said "We will create a shell company and call it "Super Movers" and offer our services at marginally lower prices, as to drown out our competitors."
Vegeta truly was a Super Genius like Steven Hawk King
"But I do not want to start a moving company!" said Shallot and Nappa together.
Vegeta already knew they were going to say this, so he had it all planned out like Guldo did with his notes.
"It is not a REAL moving company, instead we will use it as a fake moving company!" Vegeta said, and he had already gotten his design ready for the logo, and in fact that was a Monkey holding a wrench and box with a piano behind it so the Music Teacher would not think they moved other things instead.
Vegeta's plan was genis, becauseTrunks and him would wear a moving business suit and talk a ton with the teacher and everyone else would hide into the pianos like Nappa, but they could not fart or else
Everyone began to clap and dance and even sing a little, and Caulfila almost wanted to kiss Vegeta, but she remembered she was with Goku now and they were not the same person this time.
"You are the best ever!" Master Roshi said to Vegeta, because he was carried all the way there by the Monkeys.
"Heh, humph!" smirked Vegeta and then he asked him "what have you been up to old man, it has been a while."
Then Master said this: "I have shown the Monkeys more of my ways of sex training."
Vegeta then thought more about ideas for it all "Hmm, I know! Master Roshi will be the face of the company and talk to the teacher!" Even though Vegeta had the best face, but master roshi was a full adult
Then he told Master Roshi this and he aggreed to wear a business suit and say many things.
"This will all work!" Trunks said, because he was from the future, and so was Gohan.
Then Goku said to Vegeta "Vegeta, you'll have to hurry!" And Vegeta nodded at this and said "we will strike at dawn!" when he left.
Vegeta began running so fast that the time patrol saw him and said wow he is so fast.
Vegeta put on the outfit of the moving company he made and said "this is good!"
Just then, Vegeta arrived at the High School and he looked right at his friends and said "It's go time!"
Then they loaded Gohan, Goku, Caulifla, Shallot, and Nappa into the pianos and Trunks and Vegeta stayed outside of it and were like full grown men by flexing their muscles and talking about beer.
"I think she bought it," Trunks said, but Vegeta said "Not yet there is one more thing; trunks." And Master Rosh was that thing, so he showed up and said "Ehhhhhh, we are here to move your pianos," and the Music Teacher smiles.
"And even give you sex training!" Master almost said.
"Yes! It worked!" Vegeta said and then he picked up a few of the pianos with only one hand and started to move them, trunks did this to but he need even all of his hands to do it.
"Yes yes, it is rigt down this hall" Music Teacher said.
Then inside of a piano Shallot joked at Nappa "It would be funny if you farted right now," and Nappa knew that it would be but it would ruin everything.
"Yeah," Nappa said and laughed because he had not thought of it before he was shown it, but everyone forgot that when Nappa laughed he would fart.
"Oh no! Shallot when I laugh I will fart!" Nappa said and it was hard not to fart because Shallot was so funny that if he said something funny he would make Nappa fart all over.
"You're right." Shallot said, "I guess you can call this a Fart 22" Shallot said and then Nappa could just not hold it in anymore and started laughing so hard that his farts started to come out like lightning boulders tumbling out of a pinball machine, but it was all farts.
"What is all of that noise I hear? It is not music?" that Music Teacher said.
Vegeta looked scared like he was petrified all the way by it like medusa, but he calmed and said "it is just the trumpets that we put in the piano to move a lot of things at the same time."
Vegeta was like a criminal Master at this and could know just what to do.
Napa heard everything that was transpiring and started to laugh even more and the farts became so big that would be called gas giants to boring scientists.
"You could sell that gas for a lot of money and buy a moregedge," Shallot joked to him more and Nappa could just not stop laughing at all so much that a fart came out of the piano and destroyed the sheet music for the National Anthem that they played at the Sports Festivel.
"Eww! What is that is it a fart?" The Music Teacher said and applied pressure and it made Vegeta sweat, but then he wiped it off and said "It is a Monkey we keep with our piano moving because he cleans them from the inside and it is the Windex we are using." And the Music Teacher did not beleive it what so ever in the slightest after the fart because she knew what they smelled like because Nappa was in her class once.
But then all of it whent poof because after a Monkey climbed out and Vegeta gave it twenty bucks, and the Music Teacher knew it after this because Vegeta was the best at lieing and it was all now the truth to the Music Teacher.
Then all of the pianos were in the room they go in and Vegeta and Goku said "it's all over now." Then the Music Teacher thanked them and winked at Vegeta because she did not know that he was not a full grown man.
"Let's bounce from here!" Trunks said and then they left the room to investigate the bathrooms.
When they got into the bathrooms they saw on the wall that it said "VEGETAS GAY!" and a Goku could not tell if it was written in blood?
"Oh my God…" Vegeta said because he did not know that they were this bad.
Because of this Vegeta unscrambled the words and the words began to come off the wall and sort all around like you could just not find out where the last puzzel piece goes in, but then he found out the recipe and Trunks said woh and he could not beleive it and it spelled Ginyu's name.
"That Ginyu!" Vegeta said because he knew the rumours now.
Then he sensed some of a voice and a gay presents from behind him.
"Hahaha So you know now! Special Fighting Pose… Exterminate!"
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