"Hahaha So you know now! Special Fighting Pose… Exterminate!" said Ginyu from behind Vegeta and Trunks.
"You made the rumours?" Asked Trunks to him and he said yes
Ginyu laughed and then he said this: "Hahaha, you did it you cracked the case! the one who made the rumers it was me Ginyu!"
"Tch… Ahh!" Vegeta yelped and then he flew at Ginyu so fast to beat him up again because he was the best and then his hand went right threw Ginyu? Because the entire time Ginyu was the hologram all along.
"Hahaha! Good luck finding me in the school!" Ginyu yelled and laughed and was laughing so hard that he was maybe even peeing a little.
Ginyu was so gay and looked like Mace Windew when he was a hologram, but purpler than him, so more like the light saber part.
"This is a bad thing to do, Ginyu!" and Trunks said this and thought of some rumours to make a bout Ginyu but he could not because only Ginyu could make the best gay rumours and he did.
"Be quite or I will make gay rumours about you also!" Ginyu snapped at Trunks and his fingers did it too.
"Ill bet" trunks said and went to attack the hologram Ginyu too and would you know it he went threw it and Ginyu chuckeld
Ginyu's hologram laughed again and said hah and disappeared and said, "Good luck finding me in the school!" and he was really gone this time.
"Why that Gay Ginyu!" yelled Vegeta because now he was mad. "Yeah," said trunk and they ran out of the bath room to find and punch a lot Ginyu.
Meanwhile, in the Music Teacher rOOM Master Roshi looked up and down and all around and there was no Music Teacher any more, but he was also sad that he could not sex or date the Teacher. Master gave the signal and Nappa and Shallot and Gohan got out of the pianos, but Goku and Caulifla did not and were still in a piano. Master Roshi listened a lot and heard kissing sounds from one of them and looked in side.
"Ahh!" replied Gokubecause master Roshi found him and Caulifla kissing alot.
"Ehhhh, we have to help Vegeta, but I can teach you sex later," he said at them and they heard it all so Goku got out of the piano and too did Caulifla.
Shallot was on his phone and looking at texts and butts when he got a text from Trunks that said "we know who did all of the rumours ever and it was Ginyu!" Shallot looked at everyone and told them that.
All of them were looking the school to find Ginyu and tell him what's four. Suddenly, Goku and Caulifla and Gohan and Nappa and Shallot and Master Roshi looked at each other to make a plan.
"We should split up," said Gohan and Master Roshi at the same time, and everyone agreed to it.
Goku and Caulifal went one way and Nappa and Shallot did another way. Master Roshi and Gohan went the third way and they could all look faster.
When Nappa and Shallot were a bunch of feet away from the others, they heard an annoying green voice behind them.
"I am here!" Guldo said and all of them realesed it, and it was not Piccolo. They were all scared at first but then it was only Guldo so they were not, but then Recoome appeared too and now Shallot and Nappa were scared a little bit.
Recoome was a big and smelly muscle tard, which meant he was both super buff and also a tard. The only reason Recoome isn't in the Special Ed Room is because the rest of the Ginyu Force were keeping his grades up and also paying the Principal.
"Recoome!" said Recoome and did a gay pose and Guldo joined him. Shallot looked exactly at Guildo and his fury began to boil because Guldo would always steal all of the jokes and it was so bad and gay and Shalot was sick of it.
Nappa sensed this and began growling at Guldo. Shallot blasted at Guldo and there was no way he could of dodged it, but he did it anyways. "How did he dodge that blast," asked Shallot?
Recoome smiled big and stupid like he was and looked like he was itchy to fight. Guldo laughed at Shallot, but not because he was funny this time and he got so mad. Shallot started attacking at Guldo and missing each of them and it was like the Whacking Mole game except Shallot was the hammer and Guildo was the mole and there was no tickets.
"Do it recoome," said Guold to him and he just looked at Nappa like a dog looks at peanut butter. Recoome smiled and reached all the way into his pants and Nappa got more scared but then he pulled out a beat box. Napa saw the box and knew the rules so he agreed to Recoome's Terms and Conditions.
Recoome turned on the music and the n Guldo was next to him and he started doing beatboxing while Guldo danced. And every time the music clapped and Shallot tried to hit Guldo he went right through him and it was almost like maybe Guldo was the hologram all along?
"Bmm bmm chika bmm bmm," he said. Recoome's beat boxing was so good that Nappa was starting to sweat, but it was now his turn.
Nappa began to beat box now and he was so good at it and Guldo and Recoome were feeling the heat, and he was like "chikie chikie bmm bmm chikie bmm," but then Recoome retaliated with more heat and they were going back and forth with it so much that the room was turning into an oven.
"Wow, it is hot," Shallot joked and said, "it is like we are cookies or something." but Guldo was a raisin one.
Then Guldo said the joke that Shallot said except replaced oven with microwave and Recoome laughed to it but everyone knew he was plagarizing and Nappa and Shallot got even more mad.
Before Guldo could be punched at he started to do a duet with Recoome and they were now both beat boxing and it was really good and the two Saiyans were sweating a lot because of it. "Chika chika bmm bmm chika bmm chika chika" and it was super good.
But now it was Nappa's turn, and Shallot joined him for it. "Bmm chika chika bmm," said Nappa as he did it and Shallot did it too. "Chika bmm chika bmm bmm bmm," they said and they kept going and it was just so good that Recoome could not take any of it and the lockers were starting to melt.
"Bmm bmm chika bmm bmm bmm chika wika chikie bmm!" Nappa and Shallot completed and it was the best beat boxing ever, and they would be given a bunch of metals for it, but also Recoome caught on fire from it all and ran away.
"Not so fast Nappa said," and he stopped him with a big fist and punched him. The punch sent Recoome flying to the place where Guldo was so fast that he wasn't on fire as much any more and the school would not burn down.
"That hurted," said Recoome and Guldo was quivering and shaking like the stupid gay coward he was.
Somewhere else in the school, Goku and Caulifla were walking around and looking for Ginyu but could not find him and only were finding each other in a romantic way because they were feeling like sex. Goku started to kiss at Caulifla and she did too and they were getting really sexy. Caulifla opened up her jacket and revealed a shirt that had boobs under it.
Then Goku started to pull down his pants to swing his sausage and Caulifla was also about to do it, but then they herd a noise in the classroom they were outside of and were so scared by it because it was the room that usually had Paragus in it. The noises did not stop until they did, and then footsteps came out of the door and Goku and Caulifla were getting even more scared because something bad might happen and all of their underwear fell off.
It was so scary to them especially when the door opened and when it did Goku screamed. "Ahhh!" he exclaimed. And then a Monkey ran out of the door and down the hall and no one ever saw him again.
Goku and Caulifla sighed and relieved, but then the real scary thing came out of Paragus's room and it… was Broly, and they screamed again.
"Huh?" said Broly and he was really confused by the naked Goku and Caulifla, but then he got turned on by the Caulifla because she was hot.
"H-hey Broly" said Goku nervous. Goku and Caulfila grabbed some of the clothes from the floor to cover their private parts with it.
"What are you doing in the Paragus Classroom?" Goku said to Broly who was the tard.
"I was getting a snack, responded Broly," and then Goku and Caulifla looked and saw that Broly had a bunch of pencils in his hand that he was eating because he thought they were French fries.
Caulifla tried to stop the Broly from the pencils, because they were not food and you used them to write and twiddle in school, but then she remembered that if Broly ate them all, there would be no pencils for Paragusess tests and all of them would be canceled forever.
"You should eat more of theme!, "said Caulifla to him, but Broly said he was good and went back to the Jungle. Caulifla was sad that the tests were not cancelled and the sex was ruined, but Goku let her see his penis before they got back to work so it was fine.
Then suddenly, they heard even more noises that were scary, and they turned around and saw they were now outside the Jungle where Broly was and sighed. They remembered how they went in there to save Raditz and then Krillin shot Frieza with a gun.
"Man, that was a kinda fun trip," said Goku. "Yeah," replied Caulifla.
"It sure was," said Jace and Burter agreed and they all sighed more.
Then Goku and Caulifla looked at Jace and Bruter and said wait i know you, and they did.
"You're those gay kids, punks," Caulifla said.
"You're those Cool Saiyans!" said Jace, but they were not as cool as Vegeta.
"Our Captain is the coolest gay on the school," explained Burter. "You'll never stop his roomers!" said Burter. Goku was mad at that because it meant that people might think Vegeta was actually gay forever.
Caulifla was mad too, and punched Burter in the Jace because he fell onto him. It was just like at the river, but there was no water and just a floor. "Ow," they both said and Goku was shocked and surprised because he had never seen Caulifla punch Jace before.
The two of the Ginyus got of the ground and they glared at the Saiyans. "Youll regret this!" and then they started fighting.
Jace swung at Goku's face and Burter did too, but Goku dodged them and this kept happening a lot.
Goku ducked under all of it and said "quack quack" from it because he thought about Shallot. Jace and Burter suddenly got confused and were looking for the duck now and how it got in the school, but then Goku told them there was not a duck and it was his fists instead and they got punched.
Caulifla jumped in and was now punching Burter and Burter was going "Ooh ah ow!" and he sounded like a Monkey when he did. At the same time Goku was punching Jace, but he did not make Monkey noises. "Ouch!" Jace went when Goku punched him.
"Caulifla!" said Goku and they went back to charge a Big Ki Blast to attack the Ginyu Force, and they were about to fire it but Jace had other plans.
"Jace picked up a dodgeball and said "Crusher Ball" and threw it. "Woh" said Goku and he dodged it, and it would be Goku's turn but Jace was cheating and threw a ball shaped Ki at him and he got hit.
"Owie!" cried Goku and he fell all the way down and Burter looked at said, "looks like you're out!"
But then there was a referee showed up and said Goku was still in because the ball hit his hand first, and Jace got mad and threw another ball at the refeer. When he got hit he flew all of the way out of the window and maybe died.
Goku got up and threw a ball at Jace and that was the last straw because Jace now had more balls than Goku knew how to throw. Jace picked all of them up and said "Crusher…" and Goku and Caulifla did not know what he was going to do while Burter just smiled because he did know it.
"Volacno!" Jace finished it and threw all of the balls at them and they could not dodge them and Goku and Caulifla fell down on top of eachother.
Jace and Burter laughed about it because they might have won, but then they heard kissing and maybe sex noises too.
Jace and Burter went to investigate it, and when they did they saw what they heard from it, and then Goku and Caulflia punched all of their balls hard.
Then Caulifla got up and took off her bra and used it to strangle Burter and Goku and Jace could see Caulifl'as boobies through the shirt. This was really hot and sexy to everyone, but it was not good that Burter and Jace also saw and knew it, so Goku punched Jace more even though his balls did not stop hurting. Then, because he was mad about it still, Goku put Jace in a headlock.
"Ah!" said Jace and strangling noises too. It was going well for Goku and Caulifla in the fight, but then it was not becuse Jace knew Joo Jitzu and threw Goku off of him.
"Goku, it will not work the headlock, punk." said Caulifla and then they looked at Goku's eyes and he knew what she was going to say to him and to do. Without any more stopping, Goku ran to Caulifla, who was still strangling Bruter with the bra, and he pulled down her pants and there were panties and he quickly took them and pulled up the pants after because he was one of the coolest Saiyans other than Vegeta.
"That's good Goku!" said Caulifla even though all of the underwear was off her. "Yup!" said Goku and then strangles Jace with the panties.
The stranglling was going really good, but then they all heard fighting coming down the hall, and it was Recoome and Napa who were doing the fighting, but also Guldo was running from Shallot. "Oh no!" yelled Goku because they would be trampled, and that's exactly what happened and the sound effects yelled "CRASH!"
Everyone got up from the floor and looked at each other all mad like. "Grr…" they all said.
(Back with Vegeta and Trunks;
"Where do you think that Ginyu is," Trunks asked , pretending to not know.
"I think he is in the Janitor Closet." Vegeta spoke at him. And then what do you know it the broom closet was making all sorts of noises left and right, but mostly in there because Ginyu was hitting things in there.
"What is he doing? He must be inside of that closet?" said Trunks
"I do not know, but i do not like it at all," said Vegeta
And then they opened the closet and saw Ginyu, who was gay, in there. "Ah, you found me?! I did not think you woul do it?" said Ginyu and then he did a Super Gay pose.
"I did! "Vegeta said and did not do the gay poses like Ginyu would of. "You made gay and bad rumors about my dad.. I mean Vegeta! Said Trunks and he was very ferious.
"haha! and my men have been active!" Ginyu announced to the world. "Huh what do you mean?" Vegeta said and looked cool.
And Ginyu looked, "Haha! They have started thinking of millions of more rumors to spread about everyone ever! And you will not stop it!" and he put his arms out like he was doing a stupid looking final flash
"Oh no," said Trunsk, that is not good" But then out of nowhere Ginyu yelled "Your penis is mine!" and flung his hands out like he was laying down on a trampoline and a fat guy sat on the other side and launched Ginyu into space or he was doing a really stupid and gay looking Final Flash
"Oh no!" responded Trunks again, and Ginyu smiled and hit Vegeta with purple.
"CHANGE NOW!" Ginyu said.
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