"CHANGE NOW!" Ginyu said. The purple went all inside Vegeta and things got weird.
"This feels great to be someone new!" Ginyu said and he was changed. It was like Ginyu went to Church and found Jesus but then Jesus took over his body and was gay but Ginyu was also Vegeta, and Jesus was actually Ginyu.
Vegeta did not know it but there was now two of him, except he was actually Ginyu. "Hey! There is another me over there!" Ginyu said, and then Vegeta said "Hahaha I am the gay one!" and Ginyu could just not believe that there was a gay one of him. Then Vegeta did a gay pose and Trunks knew that he was actually Ginyu?
Ginyu started to walk slowly and he said, and looked cool, "It's time to cause some mayham!" And there was a big smile. "Wow, Ginyu, you look so cool." Trunks said to Vegeta's body, but he forgot that it was Ginyu now and he screamed.
Vegeta's head was dazed and confused and he was shocked and surprised that Ginyu stole his body, "what is going on?"
Then Ginyu remembered Trunks was there when he said it. "Haha I forgot you were here!" he remembered Then Ginyu did ten backflips and did 40 barrle roles when he came at Trunks. "Wow this body is amazing and then he looked in his pants and saw the biggest penis ever."
Wow this is big!"
And then he punched trunks and he was out like a gambling addict after midnight. "I am out cold!" Trunks said and then Ginyu's hands flew at Vegeta and then he did and said "Hahaha!" Vegeta did not know how to respond so he said "I will get you!" and he tried, but he was just not strong in the body that looked like a gay purple man.
"Why?" Vegeta asked and felt so weak like a baby coming from a mom's vagina compared to his normal power which was like a planet jumping into another one. Vegeta kept running but it felt like he was getting slower at Ginyu until he was in slow motion.
"Why cannot I attack you!?" Vegeta said and then Ginyu said "because I suck and am stupid and weak! Haha! But now it is you!"
But then even as Ginyu, Vegeta landed one big punch on his penis because Vegeta knew the right spot to punch on the penis because it was his. "Youch!" Ginyu yelled and then Vegeta Ginyu smiled and said "your still stupid humph!"
Then Ginyu looked at Vegeta and looked like Vegeta so he was knocked right out. "Now I will make all of the rumors true! nnnnnn!" and he made a Ginyu sound which told all of the Force to try up Trunks in rope.
No one was there so he had to do it all by himself like a loser kid, veven though he looked like Vegeta now. "I might as well help my self," he said and then pulled down Trunkse;s pants and there, was his penis and butt.
"Hoohoohoo," said Ginyu laughing. And then he rubbed his hands together like he was about to make a bunch of money from the laundrying he was doing in Guldo s body.
Then Ginyu pulled out Vegeta's phone becuse his was in his old body and he took a picture of Trunk's butt.
Ginyu laughed so much more because Trunks's butt was so funny, like all butts should be. "I'm gonna Masterbait to it!" he then said,but then remembered that only trunks and Vgeta would see it and it wouldn't work.
Ginyu ran out of the closet who Vegeta and Trunks were still in it.
"Time to make some trouble!" he promised.
Then he ran out like Lightning Macqueen and he was so fast and could just not believe how cool he was now, but then he was doing so many gay looking things and poses that it was ruining all of Vegeta's images. Goku and Caulifla saw this and thought, "Wow, Vegeta is gay? That means the Ginyu roomers were true!"
The Ginyu Members saw it too and thought that too. Gohan and Master did not see it, because they got lost in the last chapter.
Nappa and Sahllot got so mad about it, because Vegeta was their best ever friend and Ginyu was ruining it.
"Grrr!" Nappa said and threw a punch, but they were too far away and napas aim was bad.
Ginyu in Vegeta's body ran all over more and away from the fighting to do gay things to the world, and Shallot and Nappa chased him because they knew who it was.
Finally, they caught up to him and told him they knew he was Ginyu and not Vegeta.
"How did you know it was I?" Ginyu said and did more gay poses that he was doing when running.
"Because your gay!" Shallot joked at him and then Ginyu got it and laughed for a second but then Guldo showed up and said "Because you're gay!" to shallot and Ginyu could just not stop laughing at all.
Then Shallot started to get so mad because he was the funny one only.
"I-I am mad!" He yelled and he had so much power from it.
"Hahahaha" Guldo said because Shallot was mad at him, and it was funny to him. and shallot made the most angry face at Guldo, and he finally realized it.
Guldo was laughing too much at the joke he stole and Shallot was mad to use his time stopping powers and Shallot got a drop a him.
Then Guldo was scared because shallot was right behind him and then he grabed a locker and put Guldo in it.
"Now you're trapped!" Shallot said and then he said "this is entrapment!" And then Guldo could not stop laughing, so Shallot kept stabbing Guldo with jokes and pranks and he could just not stop laughing and then Guldo passed out and maybe had a heart attack
But then Shallot looks and he was still the most mad. So he punched the locker and it woke up Guldo and then he baggen to punch and punch and punch the locker over and over and it rattled Gudlo like he was on the most crazy roller coaster ever.
If Shallot had a gun like Spongebob he would of shot Guldo a million times and then he would of put Guldo in a ice cream truck and froze him into Guldo flavored ice cream and then had Napp or a Monkey eat it all.
Gudlo would have been turned in to farts and poop.
Nappa clapped for Shallot beating up the guldo, and Shallot was about to walk away from the Guldo locker because he was probably dead. But before he could, he heard the gay green voice from the locker again and it said, "this is entrapment."
Shallot got so angry and his eyes were white like Herobrine and he screamed a lot. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he yelled, but even longer.
Then his hair was changing colors like Vegeta's did when he was doing the sex, but Shallot was not doing sex.
Nappa saw it and Ginyu also saw it and their eyes got big, and Ginyu was maybe getting a little scared because he forgot who's body he was in, which was Vegeta's.
"Wow your a super Saiyan!" And shallot was. This was because Ginyu said that, and Vegeta's body was always right.
"This is a Super Saian," said Shallot, who was epically mad. Then Shallot took the locker that had Guldo in it and ripped it out of the wall and everyone said woh, but Shallot wasn't done with it and threw it so hard and Ginyu in Vegeta's body that it caught on fire, but Vegeta's body was so good that he dodged it. When Vegeta's body with Ginyu in it dodged the locker, it didn't stop and broke through the wall and flew so far it was in the Bahanas.
Nappa wasted no more of the time in the fight and attack Ginyu and he blocked it, and he did this a few more times. Then, Shallot attacked Veget's body and it hit him hard.
"Woaaaaaaaah!" he said and flew to the end of the hallway, but then Shallot was there and punched him down another hall and this happened a bunch. It was like Shallot was playing pinball at the arcade and was about to win the biggest prize.
"Hey Napa!" said Shallot and punched Ginyu to him. Nappa knew what to do and punched Ginyu back and then Shallot punched him again.
Nappa caught Ginyu and threw him into the ground. "Hehe!" said Nappa, knowing they were winning, but they were not.
Vegeta's body and Ginyu in it got up and said, "Hoohoohee, you thought that was a good attack? Your weak Nappa!" and then he punched him so hard that he flew away.
Ginyu wiped some dirt from Vegeta's face and looked at SHallot,"it is you who have the strong powers. Why are you the Super Saiyan?"
"Because of this!" and he punched him, but he blocked it!
"What?" said Shallot.
"I am an experienced warrior, and I know a thing or two!" said Ginyu, and they were gay things, "But I do not know your fighting style. However, Vegeta's body does it!"
Shallot got a little scared, but then remembered the Guldo jokes and his anger was back.
While Vegeta's body was blocking Shallot's attacks and fists, Nappa snuck up behind him and was screaming a lot too. "AAAAAH!" he cried, but did not go Super Saiyan. It did not matter though, because Nappa punched him Super hard.
Ginyu got up again, and laughed more. "Wow, this body is the coolest and best I've ever used!" he said, and it was true. Then he punched Nappa and Shallot both at the same time really hard.
"Oof! They both said." But Vegeta wasn;t done and he began beating them up a lot.
"Hehe"he said, and then when they were on the ground, Ginyu pulled out Vegeta's penis and pee began to run out of it and onto Nappa and Shallot. It was like Trump peeing on Democrats from the balcony of the White House.
"Ahh, don't pee on us!" Napa and Shallt said, but he did not listen or stop.
"HaHaHa," and the pee kept jumping them. Then Ginyu picked them up and started slaping them a lot with Vegeta's huge cool and sexy penis. It was the gayest assalt anyone had ever seen. And they did, because all of the kids at school were there.
"Oh my gOD," some guy said. "Woh thats gay! And crazy too!" another guy said. "Each rumour is now true?" asked a girl and was sad for not dating Vegeta because he was gay now.
The peeing and slaping was to much for Shallot and Nappa, even though he was a Super Saiyan, but now he was not because he lost it somewhere. Ginyu… had one.
"Hahahahoo, it is over now," said Ginyu with Vegeta's body and voice, and it was.
But then it wasn't and Ginyu kept doing gay things, but then ran out and said, "I'm going to spread it everywhere! Ill buy a plain ticket to maybe California or even Cells' school!"
It was so bad and gay, and everyone even Krillin and Piccolo and Raditz could see that gay. They thought it was actually Vegeta though, so they were going to leave the club too.
"Hehee" said Ginyu, but then a nother voice said from the distance.
"Not so fast it isn't Vegeta!" said the voice. Nappa and Shallot looked at the voice and it sounded like Goku. Everyone looked at Goku too, and Ginyu slipped away.
Ginyu pulled out Vegeta's penis and phone, and dialed up vegeta's Dad.
"Hi dad i'm gay and not at all Ginyu!" and he believed it, because Vegeta never said lies.
Then Ginyu said the same thing to bulma and Trunks and everyone else, and it was the worst for Vegeta ever.
Ginyu was running around gay still, and the penis was out and not a dog this time, and the whole town could see it, even the news and Tarzan knew it too.
While Ginyu was running and he went all of the way to the store, and he was rubbing Vegeta's penis all over the ice cream and other stuff, but then people tried to buy it all for even more money, but then he peed more and it was all ruined.
"It is over for you now!" said a new voice and Ginyu looked. "Ehhh, it is true!" said another voice. "I'm here too!" said a goku voice.
When Ginyu saw them, it was Gohn and Master and Roshi and Goku. "Oh no," said he.
Goku said, "Gohan, and Master Roshi too, Ginyu switched all of the bodies with Vegeta, and Vegteta is in his. Also, he tied up Trunks and they are in the closet janitor." Goku knew this because Vegeta texted him from Ginyu's phone.
Gohan and Roshi left to save the Trunks, and it was Goku's turn to fight Vegeta' s body.
They instantly charged some Ki Blasts and shot at each other. And they did this a few more times and then started punching. Goku was not Super Saiyan either, but he knew how to fight Vegeta because Shallot told him all of it.
Ginyu did a weird kick with Vegeta's foot and tore off Goku's pants. "Ahh, oh no!" said Goku, because the whole town could see his undies.
They were limited edition Spongebob undies, and people started offering him money for it.
Then Ginyu pulled those down and the penis was there. Ginyu did not waste the oportunity for gay things, and started to rub the things together. Goku blushed a lot, and did not even know why.
Goku's penis was liking it a lot for some reason, and it could not be contained. "Hahaha" ginyu laughed because he was winning hard core.
"Goku!" said Caulifla and threw off her jacket and shirt and her boobis were all out. Goku saw them, and his penis was not doing gay things with Ginyu anymore. Vegeta's was not either now.
"NOOOOOO!" said Ginyu, because the gay was failing. Then Goku pulled up the undies and finally told Ginyu what's four like he said he would.
Ginyu was taking all of the woopings and it was working. Goku did seventy backlips, and Ginyu also did.
"Wow, your good," said Goku and then did 200 backflips.
"Hoohoo," said Ginyu and did them too. Goku did 500 backflips, and Ginyu also did, but it was harder for him.
Caulifla pulled a skateboard out and gave it to Goku, who used it and did a ton of really cool stunts.
Ginyu got Vegeta's skateboard, but he painted it gay first, and then tried to do the stunts that Goku did, but he couldn't use all of Vegeta's cool body and fell on the face of it.
"Why, why cannot i do it all?" said Ginyu.
"Because you're not Vegeta, and you can't use it!" said Goku.
Ginyu could not believe it, but that's how it was. This was because Ginyu did not live in Vegeta's body and could not know how to operate it.
Then Goku started to play guitar on him and he did not like it at all and began to say curse words!
"This is madness! And I cannot beleive it what so ever!" Ginyu cried out and then he looked around real fast and then sprant through the city more.
"I know I must find more places to look gay in!" and he was doing it.
Ginyu stuck his tongue out like a wild dog panting in the Sahara dessert and would not stop running and doing gay poses.
"Mommy, that is Vegeta and he is gay." a kid said to his mom, and she said "Oh my god the rumours are true!"
Ginyu was Stripping Danceing at the park and all of the Children were gathered around like Monkeys to watch him do it.
"Oh my God!" Goku yelled, as Ginyu was molding their young minds to believe that Vegeta was gay forever.
Then Ginyu pulled off Vegeta's pants body and then he began to jump around like a Leap Frog; and no one knew what to do because Vegeta was now gay to everyone.
"I'm not done with you yet!" a Voice said, and what did we have here it was Goku.
"Oh no!" Vegeta said and then he turned around to punch Goku but he was not used to the body yet so he got fisted hard.
"Ouch!" spoke Ginyu in Vegeta.
Then even the Monkeys and Tarzan came out of the Special Ed room to see the event and it was wild. "Vegeta gay? Me Tarzan… Cannot believe"
But then Goku stepped on Ginyu's face and declared to the whole entire universe with this: "Vegeta is not gay!... It was Ginyu who made the rumors!"
And it eckoed through out the entire world when he said and everyone knew it.
"What? It was Ginyu all along?" everyone said, and now no one would believe the rumours because Ginyu would always do this about everyone ever.
"Noooo! The Rumours are ruined!" and Ginyu pulled out Vegeta's penis one more time and began to selling himself and the penis, but no one would buy it now that they new it was Ginyu.
Most even said "Wow do I want that penis but it is Ginyu," so they did not.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Ginyu said twice, and it was all over… or was it?
And then Ginyu turned around like a Namekian on Black Friday and shot his beam at Goku and he said "Aaaaaaah!" and was hit.
"CHAAAANGE NOW!"
But all along he was not hit? And Vegeta in Ginyu jumped infront of the blast and now he was him again forever… hopefully.
But Ginyu was still not done and said "Oh no my God!" because it was foiled, but then he shot it one more time and yelled "YOUR PENIS IS MINE AGAIN!" but he missed and hit a Monkey and said "OOOOOHHH NOOOOOO!" and was sucked into the Monkey forever.
All of the smoke and gay cleared from the air and slowly a merged a Vegeta from the dust; everyone was scared.
"Is that… the real Vegeta?" Shallot said. And the smoke was still there so they couldn't see yet.
"I wonder..." Goku said and looked at it too.
"Heh," the Vegeta from the voice said.
"Oh my god I think it is him now!" someone else said.
Then all of the smoke was gone and it was really Vegeta! And everyone came around him and started to cheer and whistle from their mouths and it was so crazy because Vegeta was finally the coolest ever once more, and not some stupid gay kid.
"Humph! I did it!" Vegeta said and Bulma came up and got naked to kiss him and his face got so big from a smile when it happened, and his penis did too.
Then Tarzan went to him and said, "Good work. Me pleased. Me no you will beat Cell for sure."
"It's so good that you're back," said Goku.
"Yeah," agreed Trunks who was there. Master Roshi and Gohan were too.
"I knew it would be like this," said Gohan, who was from the future.
"You are so good and cool, but you still need sex training!" said Master Roshi.
"You're the coolest!" said Nappa and Shallot at once.
"Hehe, you are so cool again," said Krillin, who just got there.
"We should go get pizza!" said Caulifla.
"That is a good idea, said" Vegeta, "But first…" Vegeta then turned his head to look at the other Ginyu Force Members and did his coolest smirk yet.
"Do gay kids like you experience fear?" he asked them, and they all shook like an earthquake.
"Uh, hey look, it is a Monkey on a bike!" said Jace and Burter and Recoome agreed. And maybe it was, so everyone looked and the Ginyus snuck away.
"Drats, I lost them," said Vegeta, but it was fine because he still won. Then they all went to the pizza shop to eat it and a bunch of doctors came and got Ginyu to put him in the hospital.
Goku thought a lot about what happened. "Why did my penis like Vegeta's when it rubbed me?" said Goku in his head.
Meanwhile, in Frieza's lair…
"Oh ho ho," explained Frieza, "Ginyu failed again, but I now know about Super Saiyans."
Frieza paced around a lot and then looked at the screen and Goku was on it, and so was Vegeta and his friends.
"I have other plans for you… Goku…"
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