AN: thank you Jason for the help. Its so cool that we can hang out again!

"Man, that was crazy," spouted Gohan. "Yeah," said Goku, and then "Yeah," from Trunks too.

"Hahaha! I love that none of the rumours are true right Vegeta?" Nappa profusely laughed to him.

"Yeah you are right about that. I am not gay!" Vegeta said and his teeth got so big when he smirked, and he even once blinded a woman. "Hehe, what do you say we get Pizza?" Krillin said at the Pizzaria.

And then the pizza arrived and the waiter said "Dig in, it is so cool that you're not gay Vegeta!" and then he said "You know what? You get all of your pizzas for free today!"

And then everyone claps for it, and Vegeta would have even kissed him, if he was actually gay all along.

"What do you think is going to happen to Ginyu?" said Goku, because even thought Ginyu was a gay kid who made stupid gossip, Goku cared about everyone always because he was the purest Saiyan ever and in high school.

Vegeta thought about this question very smartly and meticulously, and did not want to talk about gay things any more because he had more important things on his mind, like kissing and dating girls all over again.

"I do not care, I stopped caring as soon as he got up to be a Monkey haha! Humph!" Vegeta said and everyone knew that it was him all over again. And then they ate pizza.

Goku went to grab a pizza slice but it was so greasy that he couldn;t grab it at all. "What is happening, can you grab it?" Caulifla said and Goku could just not get a hold of it. "Oh my God this is so hard to grab." Goku said angerfully. And his hands kept sliding off of it.

But then whoopsy daisy his hand flew off of the pizza and went right into Caulifla's shirt and down her boobs like a little girl at a water park standing under the big bucket.

"AAAAAHHH!" Goku said and grabbed her boobs but his hands could just not stop feeling her boob s in because they were in public.

"AWOOGA!" said Shalot, Nappa, and Krillin because it was so hot! Gohan and trunks also said it, and all of their bones raddled and claddled until his penis got so big from them.

Goku's penis came right out like a train accident and it shot right out of his pants. "AAaaah!" Goku said as his penis came out of his pants. His penis came out at Terminal Velocity. So then he grabbed his penis and slowly put it back in his pants, which were on top of the seat, but Cualifla did it for him and it was really sexy to him.

Then after it, he went to grab the slice of pizza and the grease was so greasy that it slipped all the way out of his hand and would fall straight into the floor and be ruined forever.

"Oh No!" said everyone, and they were screaming and panicking about it.

Just as the pizza was going to hit the floor, a green hand came out from under the table and caught it. Everyone was surprised by it, and then Piccolo stood up because it was him.

"Here," he said and gave the pizza back to Goku.

"Thanks Piccolo!" said Goku as he took and ate the thing.

"Phew, that was a close one," said Krillin as he took a slice, but it was the slice everyone else but Goku wanted. Krillin could not do the gay look to win it, because there were too many people on that slice.

Most of the people backed off of the pizza slice, but Shallot and Krillin still wanted it. They began tugging at it like two dogs and a rope, and then Krillin pulled out his gun and Shallot got a knife.

"I'll fix it!" said Trunks and he used his sword to cut the slice into more slices and saved the day.

Then they looked at Piccolo, because he did not usually show up unless he needed to and was green. "What do you want, hmph?" asked Vegeta.

"It's for you." said Piccolo and he gave Vegeta the phone.

Vegeta put the phone to his ear and Shallot said, "It must be one of the robot callers that sell you fake insurance or something." Everyone laughed at this joke, since Shallot was so funny, but then the phone spoke to Vegeta.

"Hey, is this Vegeta?" it said in a robot like voice and Vegeta was shocked and surprised that's Shallot's joke was maybe true.

"Yeah, why? Do you want to sell me something?" Vegeta asked.

The phone caller was quite for a bit, because he had been seen all the way through, but then he said, "Yes, I have real insurance for you and you will only need a million dollars for it all." Vegeta knew this was fake, and he said it to him.

"AHHHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" said the caller and he did not like it because he under estimated Vegeta and it was too much for him.

Vegeta could now hear fire and screaming and he gave the phone back to Piccolo.

"Sorry, that was the wrong call," said Piccolo and then he changed the phone to the real one.

Vegeta listened to the new phone and it said this: "Hey, is this Vegeta?"and Vegeta got mad because he sounded like another robot and Piccolo had to be tricking him.

"No, it is not!" Vegeta said. Then Vegeta felt how cool the guy was on the other end, like he was a person that was also a robot.

"Oh, okay." The voice said, but then Vegeta knew that it was a cool 18 year old too, so he said "Wait, I am Vegeta all along!" Into the phone and the cool robot voice believed him.

"Okay, I see, so let's get down to buisness." the Android voice said, and it was a cool guy.

And Vegeta's ears moved onto the phone more to listen like a grandpa telling stories to his youngest grandchildren.

"I am listening to you," Vegeta said and the robot android got down to buisness. "You want to beat Cell," and Vegeta knew it was important because it was about Cell.

"Cell?" and Vegeta remembered Cell all over again.

"Cell is a bioandroid who came from another school, which is mine, and hes penis is enormous, and Trunks came to stop him from the future from creating the dastardly… Cellku..." and Trunks was blown away because he knew of Cell and Vegeta's son like dynamite, but how?.

"I cannot believe it what is Cellku?!" Vegeta inquisitively said. He could not believe it.

"I don't know, but I think it is Cell's son and Goku." said more the voice.

Vegeta was so curious he was like a Monkey named George, but not George of the Jungle because that was more Tarzan's thing.

"Oh my god," said he, and then he said, "what does it all mean?"

Then the Android's voice looked down and began to think, then he said "we will fight, me, Android 17!"

And no one could believe that he said his name and Krillin stopped and thought "that is a nother number name… like my girl friend… hehe," "I know, you are my girl friend's boy friend or brother!" he yelled at the phone.

"You are the Android like Krillin said?" Vegeta asked? And he was asking so much that it was like the Spanish Inquisition

"Yes, I am the second one," he said and waved from behind a telephone line all the way across the streat. They could all see the Android now and he was just so cool.

Then some cool music started playing and he jumped over the street and did 17 back and front flips and crashed through the window.

"Vegeta, we will fight to see if you are worthy!" 17 said and then punched at his face but he blocked it.

"Ooh, you're strong…" Vegeta smirked and moved his face at him.

"What?" 17 said, caught of the guard by how strong Vegeta was. He also didn't expect Vegeta to be so cool somehow.

Then Vegeta charged up a humongus punch, but the pizza waiter came and told him, "Fight him outside! I'm a trying to a run a pizzaria!"

Vegeta launched the punch but Android 17 made it hit the waiter and they kept fighting. "Why is the Android and Vegeta fighting?" Caulifla asked Piccolo.

"Because, it is important," said Piccolo.

Then, Android 17 fired some Ki blasts at Vegeta, but Vegeta kicked up a table to block it. The food on the table flew at 17 and he blocked all of it and caught one of the pizza slices in his mouth, and it was really cool.

Vegeta flew at 17 and punched him. "Ah!" said 17 when he got punched and he flew into a table where an old man was eating. "Hmm…" said 17 because he got an idea and then he smirked.

"Take this!" the Android yelled as he threw the old man's pizza like a Destructo Disk at Vegeta. "Woh," exclaimed Vegeta as he dodged it and threw a pizza back the same way.

Vegeta and Android kept throwing pizzas at each other and dodging it and it was crazy! People saw it and someone yelled "FOOD FIGHT!" And then everyone started to throw food all around all over and 17 and Vegeta could not fight much in it.

"What is happening?" 17 asked politely, but then out of nowhere Vegeta jumped at him and punched.

"YAH!" Vegeta said and Android 17 blocked it and punched back, but Vegeta blocked that too.

Then Vegeta and 17 ran to the other sides of the room and charged at each other with there fist's and punches and they did a Punch Clash that was so big it created a shockwave and everyone fell down but them.

Veget and 17 slid to the sides of the room the other one was not on. "Your good," said 17, "But I Don't Think You'll Win."

"We will see about that," smirked Vegeta and then he grabbed a jumbo bottle of ketchup to shoot at 17.

Andoird 17 did that too, but with mustard, and then they both began firing all of them at each other. The mustard and the ketchup beams collided like two whole rivers crashing into each other at full speed.

"HAAAAA!" screamed Vegeta while he did it.

"HAAAAA!" screamed 17 also.

"This is crazy!" noted Trunks.

"They are evenly matched? How?" observed Gohan.

"Eek!" explained Caulifla because the wind from the rivers was pushing open her jacket and bouncing her exsquisite boobs so much and sexy.

Caulifla's bra fell down and you could see her boobies through her shirt and Goku's penis was about to come back out, so Nappa and Shallot had to distract him or else.

"Look at that mustard and ketchup; It is like a mustard to ketchup to Vegta," said Shallot as a joke, and it was really funny like Shallot always was. Goku and Nappa laughed at it so much.

While that was happening, 17's mustard was beating Vegeta's ketchup adn it wasn't looking good. "This is not good," said Vegeta.

"Dad is loosing! I have to help him," blasted Trunks and he ran to help Vegeta with his sword, but Piccolo stoped him.

"No, this is his battle." Piccolo stated greenly.

Then Vegeta grabbed a nother bottle of ketchup and had two now, but so did 17. Everyone thought Vegeta would lose it, but then he smirked.

"Hmph, is that all you have got?" he said with his mouth and smirked.

17 was shocked and surprised by it, and Vegeta went full blast. 17 did that too, and they were evenly matched again. Then Vegeta started winning more and went "AHHHHH!" and 17 said it too.

The ketchup and mustard exploded everywhere and no one could see what happend.

Everyone was now quite, "Did they win?"

Then the ketchup and the mustard cleared and 17 was covered in it. Android 17 looked up slowly and said "Alright, that was my favrite shirt." and he looked mad by it.

"Heh, that look suit's you Anroid, humph!" Vegeta said and chuckled. Everyone else laughed at it too, and 17 got more mad, but then stoped and smirked.

"Hah!," 17 shouted and charged up his Key. All of the ketchup and mustard on the Android flew off.

"W-What? He wasn't even fazed by it?" said Trunks and stumbled back for a minute.

17 pulled out his skateboard and ran at Vegeta with it. While he was running he threw it down and started riding it and then jumped at Vegeta. Vegeta got hit by it and they crashed through the other window.

"Com on, unless your chicken!" he jested as he skated away.

"Why you?!" said Vegeta and pulled out his skateboard, but put it back because Ginyu made it pink and gay.

"Goku!" Vegeta said and Goku knew what to do like they were brothers and tossed Vegeta his skateboard, which was cool still.

Vegeta jumped into the air and landed on the skateboard perfectly after doing a backflip. "Here I come!" he proclaimed and flew out the window to skate at 17.

"Come on, Vegeta…!" thought Goku as he watched it.

Vegeta caught up to 17 and glared at him, smirking. "Well well, you caught up fast Vegeta." Android 17 said to him.

"Just wait, I will show you who is the top dog!" Vegeta said back. Vegeta went even faster and was really grinding the rails.

"Well see," replied 17 he also was grinding the rails.

Vegeta and Android 17 got closer to each other and punched each other, and then they got further and were shooting Ki blasts and dodging. Then, because they were skating on the road, Vegeta was about to get hit by a car.

Vegeta jumped off the board and did a twist flip over the car and landed on the skateboard again and it was just so cool, that no one could believe it if Vegeta didn't do it.

"Impressive, but watch this," said 17. Then he skated up an entire building and over it, and then jumped off of the building and did so many cool tricks it was outrageous!

Vegeta smirked and then they skated into the Carnival that was in town. They got onto one of the roller coasters there and began grinding the rails. "Try this one Android!" said Vegeta and they went through the loopdy loop and flew off at the end of it and over all the other rides.

While they were in the air, they were shooting at each other with Ki blasts, but they kept hitting the other blasts. Then they started grinding the rails all the way back to the Pizzaria and fighting still.

Right before they got to the Pizzaria, "Ah! My skateboard hit a curb," stated 17 the Android and it flew out from under him feet.

"Vegeta is about to here " said Krillin. It was true, but then Vegeta said to 17, "It looks like you are too the curb!"

"Yeah, now look over there," Android said, and when Vegeta did 17 appeared right bellow his feet.

"I am the infinite energy kind," and then he grabbed the feet of Vegeta and started to blast fire out of his feet and it was like Vegeta was on a super skateboard, but he could not control this one somehow.

"Dad!" Trunks yelled and Gohan looked scared too.

Android 17 kept blasting fire out of his feet and then he started making it fly into the air. "Oh my god!" Vegeta yelled and was being taken into the sky by the 17 Skateboard.

"We are going into the floor," 17 clarified to Vegeta, and then he started to shoot right down into the ground like a bouncy ball on its way down from a large bounce.

Piccolo looked right back up, and away from the Cell Phone. "He's going to blow up the planet if he comes down from that high and fast!" Piccolo said and then he looked back at the others and said "We have to stop him! He got carried away!"

But then as Vegeta was about to fly into the ground on the skateboard, he smirked and just no one could understand why.

"I don't understand why," 17 said, and then Vegeta's face smirked even more to the point that it touched his nose.

"Because," started Vegeta, "I win…!" and then he started to yell. And then Super Vegeta came out and was smirking all over.

"Woh!" said Goku, Trunks, Gohan, Krillin, Caulifla, Nappa, Shallot, 17, Piccolo, Master Roshi, the Pizza Waiter, and maybe even Cell.

Then Super Vegeta smashed 17 into the ground with his Super Saiyan Strength like a Boss. Then Super Vegeta left and was Vegeta again.

Android 17 looked up and into Vegeta's dark, dreamy eyes. "Oh well you won. You're so much Cooler then I thought you'd be. It seems I need to recalculate it." and he did.

"What;s he doing?" said Krilin.

"He's recalculateing," said Piccolo. Then 17's head spun a round and made a bing sound like a toaster.

"BING" said Android's head. "The recalculating is done."

"Sense you beat me, and you can probably beat Cell, I will tell you more about it." said Android 17 to Vegeta.

"Tell it to me!" inquired Vegeta. "OK, said Android 17, Cell is the most dangerous opponent you will ever face. He is one of the most popular guy at my school, but no one really likes him except a bunch of the girls. This is because he is one of the best at sex ever. His penis is Super Huge, as I am sure you know about it. He's so good at it, that there are barely any girls left for the other guys. He is really strong, too. He beat the other strongest guy, and when he decided he wanted to sex 18 and I, we couldn't beat him. He is… Perfect at sex. He gave me the best sex I ever had, and I'm not gay," 17 informed, and he wasn't gay at all. Everyone heard it and gasped: Cell was more strong than they thought.

17's eyes looked serious and he spake more: "You have to beat him, Vegeta. You're our only hope. If you dont, he will continue to rain supreme in our school."

Vegeta smirked and said, "I'll beat Cell. He won't ever stand a chance against me, Vegeta!"

"Just because you're going to doesn't mean I won't try to beat you though," said Android 17, because he was going to be in the Sports Festival too.

Then they both chuckled coolly, but then…

"Hehehe, Vegeta… And Andoird 17 too?" said an evil bug man mouth and everyone looked at it.

The mouth who spoke was actually, Cell! And 17 got so scared by it, but Vegeta got mad instead.

"Cell, I will beat you!" said Vegeta. "What?" he said then.

"Really?" smirked and chuckled Cell because he was already at Vegeta's pants. Then Cell pulled them down and everyone could see Vegeta's butt and he got red like he just ate something really spicey.

After that, Cell did it to 17 too, but then he licked the Android's penis with his crazy bug penis and 17 blushed hard too. "Gah!" he yelled!

Cell looked over 17's shoulders and glared at Goku really sexy like and started laughing. Then he kicked 17 over the Pizzaria and walked to Vegeta.

"You will not beat me. I will beat you vegeta!" said Cell and then he slapped him and walked away laughing still.

Everyone looked at Vegeta like "what are we gonna do now", but Vegeta just watched Cell leave.

"I… need... to... train…"

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