It was now the next morning and Vegeta layed in his bed looking up at the ceiling. "I can just not believe Cell!" Vegeta thought and then he slowly got out of his blue and black bed and looked at his skateboard. "How did I lose and why am I not so cool anymore?" he asked.
Vegeta just did not know what he should do now, so he thought "I am going to go see what Nappa and Shallot are up to," but oh my God, he was late for School, because it was Monday!
"Not again!" Vegeta yelled and his dad barged into his room and said "VEGETA! YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL!", but this time, he was actually late.
"Oh God! I must hurry up and go to school now!" he said, and Vegeta jumped on his gay looked skateboard, (but did not see it was still gay), and grinded the rails out of the window.
Vegeta was rushing at super high speeds like a nascar and dodging everything that came his way, and even Master Roshi was there, but Vegeta dodged right around him over his head, and Master Roshi looked up and said "Ehhh!"
Vegeta was moving so fast that the cops saw him and said "Hey Slow down!" but he did not.
"I got to get to school now!" Vegeta exclaimed and kept riding fast.
Vegeta's skateboarding was so cool that he was like Tony Hawk, but cooler and hotter.
Vegeta was dodging a weaving around all of the people on the side walk, and thought "I am so cool," and everyone else did too, but then he looked down and saw that his skateboard was gay!
"Oh no I forgot it!" Vegeta screached and began to wiggle all around.
"Woooaaahh! I am falling of my skateboard!" and he did.
Vegeta fell onto the floor and fell on the ground.
Everyone was at recess and they saw Vegeta on the ground with his gay skateboard and all started laughing at him.
"Haha Vegeta might not be gay but he has a gay skateboard!" one said, and another "Vegeta kindaof is a loser!"
"Hhhmmph" Vegeta said and looked away suddenly from the ground to hide from the insults that were flying towards him.
Vegeta looked more sad then ever before from being insulted and they were all turning from him because first it was gay, and now it was being lame.
Vegeta was just about to say "Everything is falling apart and I will not win the Sports Festival," but then suddenly Nappa and Shallot said from to all of them behind the fence "That is my friend!" and Shallot said it too.
"Take this!" Shallot said and punched one of the mean kids and everyone got the message that Vegeta was coolest one ever again.
Nappa flexed and said "This is our prison!' to rattle the croud
Vegeta looked at his friends and was about to smiled but it was turned into a smirk. Vegeta then stood up and flexed and turned into Super Vegeta. "Woh cool and wow," said everyone.
Then suddenly Paragus came outside and announced to everyone but Vegeta, because he was behind a fence outside, "The test result is back, and Vegeta is not gay!" and everyone said "We know already!" and he did not know that the operation was resolved.
Then Paragus thought and said "The grades are back from the pop quiz!" and he handed Vegeta his through the fence and also Nappas.
Nappa said through one of the holes in the fence, "Hey, Vegeta! What did you get on the test? I got 100%!"
And Vegeta looked at his test and saw that he only got an "80%" and it was wild, because he never got anything less than 100%, because he was a genius.
"Everything is falling apart," Vegeta thought about himself, and then he said to Nappa "Good Job."
Then just out of nowhere Paragus anounced to the class "It is also time for a field trip!"
The whole class looked at each other and started dancing and partying, but Vegeta said "Noooo!" because he wanted to train for the Festival, because it was in 4 days!
Goku was in the yard and he was dancing around a lot, but then his pants fell right down. "Whoops!" and Vegeta saw it, and his penis did not even get a little hard.
"Heh, that Goku sure is silly, right Dad I mean Vegeta," said Trunks from behind Vegeta. Vegeta was startled by Trunks because he didn't see him.
"Yeah, I guess," remarked he.
"It is so cool to go on a field trip with you Vegeta, are you not exited from it?" asked TRunks to Vegeta.
Vegeta looked of f into the distance at Goku, who was now dancing with Gohan and Caulifla and Krilling was there too. "I do not even no where we are going. I have to train or else Cell will beat me!" though Vegeta. Then he said to trunks: "No, I have to train or else Cell will beat me."
Trunks thought about it and then nodded, understanding what Vegeta said. "That makes sense, but you should still go to the field trip. It would not be as cool if you did not." said Trunks.
Then Gohan got away from the dancing to ask Paragus where they were going, because nobody actually knew it.
Paragus looked like he just found out that his family died in a plane crash in the Jungle and nobody survived, because he somehow forgot to say where the trip would be too. Gohan consoled him and then he cleared his throat and he told everyone where they were going to the lake!
Everyone started partying more because that sounded really cool, and they were all talking about getting swimsuits and stuff.
Then they all went home and got their swimsuits and beach stuff and went to the lake.
Piccolo came out of the bathroom and saw that the school was empty, to which he replied, "they all left me here."
"Wow, this lake is so cool!" said Trunks because that's where they are now.
"Yes it is," agreed Gohan. He and Trunks both had really cool swimming trunks and everyone liked them. Vegeta's were cooler, but he walked away.
"Vegeta, where are you going?" asked Trunks.
"I need to think. Do not follow me," stated Vegeta angstfully. Trunks listened to him, and decided to play in the lake with the others, like Gohan.
Vegeta walked into the forest around the lake and took off his trunks, and sat on a rock. Nobody could see him there, so it was okay for him to be naked.
When he was naked, he would think.
"I must get stronger so that I may be Cell, but how?"
"Woohoo! We are having fun at the lake!" Caulifla yelled and her boobs jumped up and down.
"We are!" Goku said when he jumped, but his eyes did not go into the lake because they were busy looking at her boobies.
Over on the shoreline, Trunks and Gohan were there and had really cool swimming pants; trunks were blue and black with sharks on them, and Gohans were orange and blue.
Haha check this out!"" Trunks said and did a really cool flip into the water.
"nice trunks " Shallot said to trunks when he did the flip.
"Thank you!" they said to Shallot.
Everyone was just having so much fun in the lake, but then… there was trouble…
Goku was whading through the water at Caulifla to get near her, but then… "Hey Caulifla, get onto my back to play Chicken," Goku said to Caulifla, and she did.
"You're a chicken!" Shallot said and Nappa high fived him from on top of Nappa, and it was about to go down.
"Let's get them!" Goku and Shallot said and Shallot ran at Goku.
Nappa through a punch at Goku and he did a spin kick with Caulifla shooting a laser at Shallot.
"I am going to knock you off of it!" caulifla said at Shallot, "Oh no you are not!" Shallot said and made a ki sword to battle Caulifla with.
And everyone was laughing, but then suddenly Nappa and Shallot put both of their punches together and hit goku.
"Woaoaoaahhh!" Goku said and was free falling into the water, but then in the air his swimming trunks flew off and Caulifla's did too.
Goku's penis came out of the trunk and it was so big and getting harder.
Caulifla was completely naked in the water and Goku's penis was about to go right into it!
"Oh my God!" Shallot and Nappa said, but also rubbed their penises.
Then Caulifla had her Vagina jumped into by Goku's penis and balls. His penis went into her Vagina and then one by one his balls did too. "UHHHH!" Caulifla said with the penis into her.
Then Goku tried to leave the sex posision, but only made himself go into her even more, but he could not get out.
Goku was about to yell "Help!" But then his penis went in one more time and he did not because it felt so good.
Then Caulifla's boobies went into his face and he began to spit on them and rub his hands all over and he could not stop.
"I am addicted to sex!" Goku said, because he could not stop like he was taking drugs.
Then Nappa came over and tried to pull goku off of Caulifla but only pushed him in deeper and now his head was inside of her Vagina.
"Oh no!" Nappa said and Goku screamed "Ahhh!" but when he screamed he only made Caulifla feel more good by having sex from the vibrations.
Then Goku's penis moved up in the Vagina because it just kept getting bigger, and Goku had one big idea.
"I am going to lick my penis to be over with it all faster!" and Goku started to lick his penis and what do you know it, he started to shoot so much semen everywhere in it and it looked like the Milky Way, and Shallot made a joke about it.
Then Goku got out of the Vagina and hid because he could hear Paragus walking around looking for them having sex.
"Goku and Caulifla are you having sex out here?" Paragus wondered because he had a feeling that was the case, and it was.
"Oh no! We had sex!" Goku yelled at the entire sky feeling like a deviant, but then Caulifla looked at him all sexy like and was happy, and Goku knew that all along he was a pure Saiyan because he made her happy by having sex, so it was okay.
Only Shallot and Nappa, and Goku and Caulifla knew that they had sex.
"That was so cool of you to let us watch," thanked Shalot and Napa. Then they ran back into the slightly whiter lake to play more.
Meanwhile Gohn and Trunks were playing in the lake and having a blast under the sun and Gohan broke The News to Trunks; "I do think I am going to be born soon..." Trunks was said at by Gohan.
"Really?" Trunks said excitedly thinking and blushing about Goku and Caulifla having sex.
Over at Vegeta in the forest, he was thinking still, and it was about Cell.
When suddenly a giant minotaur jumped out into the forest, but it was the part by Vegeta, and then he said "Let's fight!" and Vegeta a blidged him on it.
But then when he stood up, the Minotar saw his giant penis, and it was like the biggest bratwurst you've ever seen, so he did the only thing you'd do and ran away screaming like a little girl kid.
Then Vegeta sat back down and thought about stuff more.
"That was good for training, but what else can I beat? There is nothing in the world!" because he could beat every thing except for cell.
Over at the shoreline Goku was there, and he was walking from it into the forest bodaciously. He took of his Swimming Trunks, because it was all white now and he could not wear it.
When he was walking into the forest, he was not looking where he was going and fell down and rolled down a cliff, until he found where Vegeta was sitting naked on a log, but he hit the log and Vegeta was falling from the sky and it looked like his penis was going to fall into Goku's mouth.
"Oh No!" Vegeta said, "and then he said, I CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN!" he was about to fall into his mouth penis first.
Goku was thinking "Jurana Moe!" but then Vegeta shifted the trajectory, but it was not enough, and he landed penis first onto Goku's penis, and the penises kissed each other's penises at terminal velocity.
Goku felt really gay after this happened, but somehow… he liked it? Vegeta did not!
"Ah Goku, Why are you naked on my penis?!" Vegeta scolded at Goku for landing on his penis.
"Why did that happen and we are naked in the woods?" Goku thought.
"I did not mean it!" Goku said at Vegeta blushingfully, and Vegeta a blidged.
"Whatever, at least we are not gay at all, humph," Vegeta said and turned away (to hide his penis).
"What… What is going on? I do not like it… but did my penis?" Goku thought, feeling enigmatic about the whole thing.
"OK, Vegeta! Now more gay stuff anymore!" Goku said scared of gay things happening between both of them.
"I agree Goku!" Vegeta said and looked away.
Then they heard gohan coming and were scared of it, so they rushed to put their clothes on again. Vegeta put on his trunks, but Goku did not have any.
"Hide in the trunk!" Vegeta said and goku got in the tree trunk.
Then Gohan came out and saw them out there, "Hey Vegeta! You are done thinking?" Gohan asked, and he was.
"Yes… but I dropped my other swimming trunks and cannot find them anywhere!" Vegeta lied through his teeth.
"Yeah," goku agereed.
Gohan looked suspicious about the whole case, and wanted to crack it, but he did not think of it, so he said "I did not find it what so ever, but I am thinking about who F was on the letter!" Gohan was talking about the letter from a lot of chapters ago.
"I want to give G a piece of my mind, but it was Ginyu and you already did it!" No one could know who F was, and they wanted to find it out.
"Shut up Gohan! I am trying to train and think about it! Not about stupid things like F people!" Vegeta said and he was upset.
Gohan looked puzzled, and his eyes moved all around his face looking for reasons why vegeta could just be so upset, but it was undeniable.
Gohan pulled out the map and letter he had from Ginyu and continued to explore to look for F.
"We have to find out how to get you back to the bus while naked!" Vegeta said to Goku, and he was confused about it all.
Goku got out from the trunk and was still naked. "This is one big predicament!" Goku thought.
Then he climbed into a tree and started to find his way back, but then Vegeta had the right idea, and pulled the tree back to launch Goku into the bus before they left.
"Are you ready?" Vegeta said hjolding the tree all the way back with only one hand.
"I am," Goku said!
"Now do it!" Vegeta said and let go of the tree and goku went flying.
"Weeeeeeee!" Goku said and he flew right into the bus, and Paragus said "ALL A BOARD!" and everyone rushed into it, even Vegeta because he ran there so fast.
"The bus is moving," Piccolo said, observingly.
"Psst..." Goku whispered from under the seat to Piccolo, and Piccolo panicked all about and looked under it after dropping a sandwitch and Goku picked it up and ate it.
"Hmmph," Piccolo sighed, and looked at Goku from under there, unaware that he was naked.
"I am naked!" Goku said to Piccolo, and Piccolo understood.
"I understand," Piccolo said and used a Special Laser to put trunks onto Goku.
Goku's eyebrows shot up and he smiled so big, because he was not naked in a bus at school anymore.
"Thank you Piccolo, you are not a grouch!"
Then the bus dropped Goku off at home and he went inside. Raditz did too because he was there all along.
"Hey Goku did you like the lake?" Bardock said and Gine.
Bardock knew a lot about sex at the lake, and he could tell that Goku had some.
"It was great, dad! Haha!" Goku said, "I am going to go to my room now!" Goku said and whizzed all the way into his room real fast, and Raditz said, "Something is fishy around here!"
"Heh! That's my Boy!"
"Yes," implied Gine. Then she looked at Badock so sexy like she wanted to do it, and Bardock was like "heh! Let's go" and they went to bed too.
Now Goku was in his room at the top floor.
"Oh my god," "that sex was so good…." Goku thought, but felt guilty about it.
He looked at his lava lamp, which would occasionally look like a penis, and he thought that maybe he was turning gay, and maybe the rumours were true… but about him all along!
"I can't be gay! Oh no!" but then he remembered the sex with Caulifla and thought "I am not gay at all."
Goku was looking at the lava lamp, and it was making all sorts of shapes and sizes, when Goku looked into it and thought more about various things. "Am I gay or do I like girls?" Goku thought, and maybe he was having Gay Problems now, even though he knew the answer.
But then into the lava lamp, he saw many shapes: the first one was a fluffy bed with white pillows, the second one was a woman with big boobies, and it was caulifla, and the the third one was Vegeta and he had one big thing on him.
"What does it mean?" Goku thought and looked at it again. Then there were more shapes: the first one was Goku and Caulifla having sex, the second one was Caulfila having a fight with him, and the third one was... Cell!
Then Cell looked at Goku through the lamp and licked his lips and said, "Hehehehe, you will be my bride,"!" and he disappeared.
Goku thought this: "I hate Cell so much!" then he looked into the lava one more time and saw him and Caulifla having sex again, and he felt so cool by it and did not worry about gay problems any more.
"Man, sex is so good to have..."
|TO BE CONTINUED → |
But then…! The Goku in the lava lamp turned around from the sex and he had a weird ear ring on his ear!... and he smirked blackly...
