"I have to hurry… Or else!" Vegeta scrambled in his head. Vegeta barged into his house like his dad would barge into his room and began looking all over for his dad. "Dad?!" vegeta asked, and then he heard his dad in the basement.
"Let me go you stupid… gay bug man!" yelled Principal Vegeta, and Vegeta ran down there so fast. When Vegetae got to the basement, he saw something horrible: Cell was there, and he was behind King Vegeta and strangling him! Then, Cell Looked At Him! Cell laughs and says, "Muahahaha! Vegeta, you finally arrived!" and then he smirks.
"S-son, I am dying so much!" Principal Vegeta said to Vegeta. "Hahaha, Vegeta! I am Cell, do you remember me?!" and Vegeta scowled at Cell, becuase he did the entire time. "Why are you doing this?" Vegeta remarked to Cell when he saw what he was doing
"Because I am super evil!" Cell yelled and began to laugh like a llama being tickled by a farmer with a shotgun.
Then Cell showed Vegeta his penis and he could not do a thing about it because he was being held by his tail, and Vegeta yelled out "dad! Watch out!" Then Cell stuck his penis right through Principal Vegeta's heart and it went right through.
"Daaaad!" Vegeta yelled and fell to his knees. "Hahahahahaha" cell said like an evil man.
"Y-you cold, hard, witch!" Vegeta yelled and punched the floor and broke his wooden tiled floor.
"You fricking butthole!" He screamed and punched a painting and it broke.
"You fricking evil butthole!" Vegeta yelled and then his hair began to get more yellow.
"What is happening to him? His hair?" Cell said because he never saw this. But then suddenly a Ki Blast hit Cell right in the penis, and it shocked him.
"Oww! Frick!" Cell said and hunched over and Principal Vegeta fell down and surprised. Then everyone looked up and it was Bardock who shot Cell like Krillen.
"Heh, you're screwed" Bardock said to Cell and Cell and his penis both knew what was coming so they ran away and laughed.
"Muahahahaha." they said.
Vegeta's gaze ran at Bardock and he did not know why he was there, but there he was. "How did you find me and know that Cell was here and killing my Father?" asked Vegeta and Bardock chuckled "Heh!" Vegeta rushed over to his dad. "Dad, please… dont die! Please!" And he palpataded him by pushing his heart.
"Humph, Vegeta, these are good pancakes, your my son!..."
"Wow Vegeta, humph, you caught the ball on your first try!"
"You're the best, Vegeta!"
"I love you also, dad…", said all of the flashbacks at Vegeta.
Vegeta hunched over his dad for a bit and did not even think about being cool for even a minute, because his dad was about to die.
"Your not going to die here!" Vegeta said and clutched it.
"Frick!" Vegeta yelled and then a tear fell out of his eye and it touched King Vegeta and he looked up and saw the Vegeta flung a tear, which was rare for such a cool guy to do. "I am crying." Vegeta questioned, and then he looked at his dad, who was dying, and said "No!"
And Vegeta wipes his eyes after his dad was touched by the tear like how in a car wash with the window slightly cranked down. "Aaaaaahhhh!" Vegeta yelled and went Super Saiyan again and grabed his dad and flew to the hospital.
(When they got there)
"I am sorry Vegeta but your dad cannot see anyone here because we are all out of hospital rooms here." a nurse said, but then the doctor from before came out from the broom closet and said "hmmm, Vegeta, youre here, come this way."
Everyone followed the doctor and he paid even more money to get Vegeta's dad into the room so they could fix him and Vegeta nodded. "You're pretty cool for a doctor," Vegeta said angstfully.
"It comes at a price," he said and then he kept Vegeta in the hospital bed next to an old fat Black guy.
"Son… I understand now…, none of the rumours are true and you are for sure not Gay. I know why you need to train, but you also need to work at the Carnival. If you don't, then I will probably die for real," Principal Vegeta said and grabed Vegeta's hand. "Ok dad," Vegeta said and left through the door and on the way a girl saw him and said oh my god because he was hot to girls and men a like.
Vegeta walked outside and looked at the stars and analyzed them, but then he looked at the Big Dipper and seen the way it was rotated and he just knew what time it was. Then he just stared at them and thought, "Everything is falling apart…" and the Dipper jumped apart to become a little Dipper to convey what he was thinking in a analogy.
Vegeta felt in his pocket, and there was a note in it that wasn't there before. Vegeta looked at it, and he could read it instantly because he wasn't dumb like Nappa. "Vegeta, come to the park. I have some important information for you. -G," said the note. Then it said, "It is a Super Plan we have. -T." Vegeta stared like a cat that saw a lemon on the floor, and thought about it all.
"G and T? I know those letters, but I do not know who they mean?" said Vegeta in his head. Suddenly, Vegeta had to go into the hospital again because he forgot his jacket in there.
When he was walking back into the hospital, he saw where Frieza's room was supposed to be, but there was a different guy in there than Frieza. "What is going on? This is Frieza's room, but he is not in it!" he said. Vegeta investigated it and found his jacket and a note in it.
"Why is there a nother note?" vegeta thought, and then he read it.
"Ohoho! It was not the last of me after all! I am going to kill Krillin in do time. -F," it stated ominously.
The Saiyan looked at the note and was concerned, because he knew Krillin but not F. "Who is F? And why doe he want to kill Krillin? What is going on in here?"
Then he decided to go to the park like G told him to on the note.
Vegeta trudged ambulatingly to the park and when he got there, it was really dark because it was night. Then, he saw a shadowy figure in the shadows, and it… was Goku?!
"G-Goku? What are you doing here?" asked Vegeta to him. "I don't know. I just followed this note?" he said back.
"Hey, Goku, did you note also say it was from G and T?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah. Yours to?" Goku asked back and Vegeta noded. Then Goku noticed that Vegeta was actually sad a little. "What's wrong vegeta," he said.
"My dad… Was attacked by Cell. He is at the hospital and probably still dying," replied Vegeta, and Goku got sad too. Then he got mad about Cell because he was causing so many problems!
Then, a son-like voice from the Jungle Jim said, "You are here. It is because of me." And Goku and Vegeta looked at it, but it was dark.
After that another son-like voice spoke, but this time it was purple. "We have important news to tell you," it said and they could not see him either.
"What is it?" asked Vegeta as the son-like people walked into the light. "Wait, you guys are…" then he notices.
"Hey Dad," said Trunks, who was one of them. Gohan also said it, but to Goku.
"We know everything about what happened, Vegeta," said Gohan.
"We are from the Future after all," stated Trunks.
Goku and Vegeta looked at Trunks and Gohan like a dog that is begging at the table for people food, but the people aren't giving him any because they don't want him to beg from the table.
"Trunks and I devised a plan to help beat Cell at the Festival. We are going to buy all the supplies for it soon, and it will work," explained Gohan.
"In the meantime, you two need to train hard and master Super Vegeta! Shallot and Nappa are already doing there training, so you guys should too." said Trunks in an adviceful way.
Vegeta and Goku both nodded, but Vegeta looked a little cooler when he did it. Then Vegeta pointed to himself, "I will be the best one! Cell will not beat me again!" and he smirked when he said it.
Suddenly, a mysterious green shadowy person showed up, he Piccolo. He was eating Little Ceasers, and everyone saw this. "Piccolo? What are you here for?" asked Goku.
"That is my Pizza! Why are you eating it?" demanded Vegeta, because he got the last pizza so he knew it was his.
"You left this outside when Cell attacked you're dad. I didn't want to waste it at all," said Piccolo wisely. Then he threw Vegeta a slice and he ate it. "Anyways, I brought this:" he said and then a person walked out from behind him.
Everyone gasped, because the person… was Master Roshi! "Ehhh, whats this?" he said.
"Ehh," said Master Roshi brazenly when he took a slice of pizza and sloshed it around in his jowls thoroughly.
"Master Roshi, what do you want?" asked Vegeta.
"Normally I want to offer you sex training, but now there is another problem. I am actually not here for you, although I will still teach you it," he said. Then Master looked at Goku. "Goku, I am actually here to train you!" and Goku was shocked by it and surprised.
"Me?!" Goku proclaimed.
"Meet me at the motel, and I will teach you a bunch of things to beat Cell and be strong, and also SEX!" Master Roshi said, "Ehhh, you did have some yes?"
Goku blushed a ton like Bob the Tomato and said "yeah."
Master Roshi then also said that Gohan should come too and he aggreed. He also said he could train Vegeta, but Bardock had that under control so he didn't really need too.
Bardock was always smart enough to do things like tie knots and headbands, and to kill people if he needed to, so he was like a dad for football to Vegeta.
Then Piccolo looked at the dismal Future Teens, and everyone else did too. "So, what is your plan to beat Cell?" he asked, because the Teens didn't actually say any of it.
"Hmmm I do not know it," Gohan said about the plan, and thought about it all over again. Then Trunks Interjected to say this at them "I may have an big idea here, but..."
And all of them leaned in like lollipops in a candy village with a sugar addiction and said "Whaaaat?" and he leaned toward them back like the evil witch of it and said "We will need… some items..." and then they looked more like it and he said like
"Something to do the deed...!"
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