AN: Sorry Ive been away so long guys! I've been really busy preparing for school, but it is all online now anyway, so I could have been writing anyway! This is going to be a longer chapter to thank you guys for waiting for me all that time a go. I'm so exited for if it becomes a real school expeirence, and hope I can be like Vegeta now that I am joining High School!

The sun dawned on Wednesday and demanded Vegeta to wake up, "WHAT!" Vegeta said, and noticed it was the time for the carnival to happen. "I am Already Late! For it!" Vegeta angry spoke!

His head tilted like a teeter totter looking for his clothing and the door, and he drew together a map in his head like two strings leading to both of them.

"Found it!" replied he, and saw both of these things, "A ha!" he also replied and took off his clothes from the rack and put them on himself. He whooshed out of the window like a speeding bullet, even though he could move faster if he wanted too.

"Ah ah ah! I forget breakfast!" and Vegeta started doing backflips to the window again and slid on the rail leading to the footing of the door.

"Eh, Why are you so happy, " said Vegeta's dad, which was wildly weird, for he was dying right now, and slowly he turned around evilly and said "Ehhhhh!". It was Master Roshi!

"Master! What!" I am late for the carnival, said Vegeta.

"Wait, take your breakfast, young grasshopper," said he Masterfully. As asian noises periferated the building, It was then that Vegeta thought that perhaps he was wise all along.

Vegeta's hands flew out like darts from a springtrap and he grabed the "Vegit-O's" Cereal that he was provided, but could not find any prizes now, "Thanks! Master!" Vegeta exclaimed exitedly

No one could possibly know just why Vegeta could be happy right now when everything was falling apart, but something was a foot.

"The deed will be done, muahaha!" Vegeta cackled and then humphed, almost evilly, but looked like a bad boy the whole time.

Nappa flew down from the sky and announced to Vegeta "Heahaha, where are you going and what is the deed?" Nappa wondered, and asked at Vegeta. Shallot and Nappa could fly like Vegeta, but Vegeta still was an expereicned at it.

Vegeta halted and looked jumbled, for he actually did not know what the deed would be. "T-That is weird… I actually do not know!" he thought but wanted to kill Cell so he would do it with the deed and asked Nappa "What is it!"

Nappa looked to the sky and began to think about many things, but mostly about what Trunks said "We are from the future," it spoke, and it spoke more, "I know exactly what the deed is! Come and fined me if you can!" and it ran away in Nappas head.

"Darn!" Nappa said, losing the genius idea, because he was actually still dumb.

"I found it!" Vegeta said and heard Trunks "Hey Vegeta, it's me Trunks," it said and Vegeta turned around to see trunks behind him and Gohan! He was so smart to find where nappa fell short.

"Hey."

Now they were walking together and Gohan said "We are going now, I have an idea for the plan," and Vegeta said "It's all moving so fast! What is happening!"

"It's okay," Trunks intently glared into Vegeta's soul, then his eyes menacingly turned to see Vegeta and he shrieled, "Where… is the nearest grocery store..."

"Oh, I know where it is," said another evil sounding voice, which was Gohan.

Something was strange, and pretty scary, but someone was going to die.

Vegeta was like a dog, and could sense when something was going to die, but he saw that it was his son, so he calmed himself and said "ok do it," and he waltzed and willowed his was to the carnival.

"Wow, this is one odd day," he wondered, and continued to work at the carnival.

"I'm here now!" he said and clasped his hands only to blow them apart.

"Me too, "said Android 17 from behind.

"Holy cow!" Vegeta looked at 17, almost not recognizing him.

17 and Vegeta's eyes swirled around like neapolitan ice cream and met in a fiery explosion, "It's been to long, Vegeta," 17 lips slaped from his mouth, and it was so sexy.

If Vegeta was gay or a woman, it would be the most sexy, 17 agreed.

"Tch, whatever," squeezed the words out of Vegeta reluctancely

It was now time to tend to the festival, for they had a duty: to protect the oath Vegeta proclaimed to his father, who was dying.

"I'm dying, son, go to the carnival," echoed the fading voice of Vegeta's father.

Vegeta scrunched his face and meandered it downward to see the floor below him, then to subsequently scrunch his fist. "I must fufill my promise… my promise to him..." thought Vegeta.

17 and Vegeta jumped down to business, riding into the carnival. They passed many things: a clown with 3 legs, a fat Monkey dancing under a tent, a spongebob concert, and even a beared woman!

"W-What is this place… Wondered Vegeta"

"Looks like we have entered the freak show," spectated 17 taking a bite off a corn dog he pulled out of a stand because he worked in the carnival.

"It is free?" Vegeta said and did it too. "Yeah" 17 spoke also to eat more because they worked there.

It is not all too bad, they were thinking… until… "Hey," spoke something that looked like a Doctor Sues creature from the bleacher.

"What are you doing," asked Vegetae booing. "I am making you rhyme," the blue thing spoke in do time.

It was like voodoo magic making his mouth do crazy things, like speak and sings. Kids see him and cry and do not know why. Some thing o something was awry.

"Stop" said 17, and hit the dumb Sues. Vegeta looked defiled and had his arms out like he was holding a watermelon. "Why was I doing that?" Vegeta said, and it was freaky.

The whole land had a mysterious aroma and emitted a deep sense of dread, he noted the clowns that passed by on little clown cars, almost like ones that krillin would drive, and small clowns that passed by on big clown cars like nappa.

"Are they going to kill me?!" Vegeta thought out loud to 17, and 17 analyzed it, "Maybe, but it's okay, your stronger than every clown in the world" and his face blipped like this ";)" because he was a robot.

Vegeta grabed 17's arm and saw a key pad, and he typed into it, "I'm not sure about this area, it's creepy, like halloween..." it was like whispering into his ear.

Then 17 said "We will survive," and they trudged to their stall, passing ghouls and ghosts and goblins on the way. Children would screamed a lot, but Vegeta was a real man, so he didn't even get scared a little.

"We finally made it," said Vegeta, and stuck his middle finger up at one of the goblins and he scurried into a cavern to plot revenge.

Something was not ordinary about the town they presided in, they were scared and quaking within their boots but Vegeta.

"I don't like clowns," Vegeta crossed his arms.

A crow flew by and cawed at them maniacally and a tree bent toward their station and screeed at them.

Vegeta was never scared before in his life, but all of this scary carnivel stuff just might have made him… until…

"Clear the area! Coming through..." a voice cleaved through the air and was nasely like plankton. Vegeta investigated it, but the fog was too thick… who could it be?

"Boo!" a ghost said to it, and it said back "AAAAAAHHHH!" and blasted it, and destroyed half of the carnival the fog cleared and it was Cell!

"Muahaha! I am the strongest ever!" Said Cell and his penis flopped out and many dames flocked to it like cattle to an oasis.

The sky cleared like a rainbow after a storm fading into the distance and the women were rubbing his penis so fast that it was moving at the speed of light. "Love my penis! Yes! Hahahaha!" Cell commanded.

"Cell?!" Vegeta said, noticing Cell was there and stopping the spooking.

The carnival wasn't scary because of the nightmarish ghouls and goblins and ghosts and even clowns now… but because Cell was going to kill Vegeta's dad for real!

"If I don't win the carnival… My dad will die!" Vegeta informed 17. "It is okay, Cell is just a fad in the carnival, he will leave like a ll other customers," 17 said back.

Vegeta hoped so, and you could see it written on his face, but then… "I am going to win all of the games! Ladies!" Cell proclaimed to the ladies and looked at Vegeta and 17.

"Vegeta? Hehehe, " Cell thought, and then he saw right next to him, "android 17 is also inbound?" it was an oddity.

Cell demonstrated his enormous abilities by first throwing a ball into the dunk tank, and destroyed the man inside and the prizes tossed into the air and he caught them with all of his appendeges.

"Hahaha! In damages, that was approximately $4,924! Hahaha!" Vegeta heard from Cell, knowingly thinking that he would have to pay all of it back.

The angry mustache man who owned the carnivel looked at Vegeta and scrubbed his fingers together and scoffed at him from behind a porta-potty.

"1-17,... we have to pay this back…" Vegeta said, and did not have that kind of cash.

"I can't make this much doe," said 17, running out of ink.

Cell put his penis back, and the women cried and whaled; it was too late to have sex with him, because he put his penis back. "Don't cry too much… if I win… I will have sex with everyone here and kill Vegeta's dad! … and even have sex with Goku after I win the Sports Festival!"

Cell had one big strategy to destroy Vegeta's dad to make Vegeta emotionally damaged for the Sports Festival so he could win.

All the women cheered like the croud of a Roman Colosseum during a gladiation. Vegeta surmised that this was a serious deal.

"G-Goku..." he muttered. And his penis started to rise, but shot straight down realizing that Goku would have sex with Cell if he could not stop the carnival from losing.

Cell began to float into the air and surveiled the area for a suitable game to win at… "Hmmm, Hehehe," Cell said and chuckled evilly.

Vegeta looked up from the ground like medieval laity powerless to stop a mad god from ravaging their village. There was too much at stake for Vegeta to let Cell win.

Cell started throwing balls at all of the ball events, the ducks where splashing and flying, the holes were filled by the balls, and prizes were floating up to Cell left and right and costing the carnival billions and billions of dollars.

"At this rate… the government will go bankrupt!" 17 read online.

Cell started doing flips and tricks like it was all one big air show to him. He even guessed the sizes of all of the pigs and took them home to eat them. Tiny mimes were painting pictures of Cell's penis in Goku, and all of the mirrors in the haunted house showed Cell's face and bug pelvis.

It was utter chaos, and Cell was disrupting the steady stream of funds a carnival normally rakes in, for he wasn't supposed to win… but he was better then all of the losers that normally go to waste their cash.

Cell saw a woman strutting on the beaten path of the carnival with her Boyfriend, and they were kissing and eating cotton candy- but Cell batted his eyelashes at her and she ran to his arms and started kissing him all over, especially down there.

He was ruining everything that made carnivals fun for all ages and sizes, and he had to be stopped. "I am the best… and I will prove it all right here!" He said, and everyone already knew that, so he was just being annoying at this point.

He stepped up to the carnie running the one game that no one could ever beat Cell at in the entire world: the Punching Machine?

The mustachio man from earlier who ran the carnival stepped out from the porta-potties again and did an angry smile at Vegeta, implying him to do something or he would be fired and kill his dad and pinched his fingers like he was holding a dying goldfish over a toilet, but Vegeta's dad was the goldfish.

17 had a scouter built into his eyeballs and he read the score from it on Cell, and it spoke back "OVER 9000!" 17 knew that already, but the score was super high after it showed that.

Vegeta… How will we stop him, we need to do something to win against him..." 17 said to Vegeta, and Vegeta knew he had to act quick, and he looked all around for something to buy time.

He saw a fat dumb kid picking his nose and had one grand idea…

"Here I go Hahaha! "Cell said and pulled back his fist like an angry bird walking into a slingshot to smash the piggies, but the piggies were the punching machine and the bird was cell's.

"Cell!" Vegeta shot at Cell, and threw the booger from the fat dumb kid right onto him, and Cell's hands were tied up from the booger, and the green goo he could not take off.

"What the heck!" Cell screamed and was so mad.

"Now!" said Vegeta and hopped behind the punching machine. 17 spoke "Wow, your a crafty one Vegeta I didn't think of that," and he jumped back behind the industrial machine.

"I AM THE STROGEST!" Cell said in a very rude way, and blindly launched his punch out of the slingshot into the punching machine, but did not know that Vegeta and the Android were behind it all along.

"POW!" the screen appeared, and then Cell's eyes directed him to see the score that he had obtained rightfully so.

"GOD!" it said, and Cell said "Hehehehe yeah yeah!" everything was lost… Goku was to bear a child, the world would be destroyed, or maybe Vegeta's dad would just die because it was not the Sports Festival yet.

But then… Vegeta opened android 17's head and saw a big computer and typed into it many hacks

"HACKING… HACKING… HACKING..." it whispered to Vegeta, and then it beeped and spat out a printing report, but on it… it said "you got him"

Then wildly, 17's android power changed the score to "LITTLE BABY LOSER!" and Cell saw this and looked as though he ran over his Grandma in a pickup truck, because he was now the laughing stock of the nation.

"Hahaha, all's well that ends well!" Vegeta announced to all to hear, and Cell sizzled at Vegeta and began to turn red. "I WILL GET YOU VEGETA….! And GOKU's penis will be MINE!" he screamed announcing to Vegeta that Goku's penis was His, and would not be Vegeta, almost like he knew that Vegeta maybe was having some gay problems?

"Woh, simmer down," 17 said and chuckled to Vegeta because Cell was a loser.

It was all one grand happy ending.

But then…

The TV was flashing at Trunks and Gohan because they were out of ideas and resorted to day time televiion for answers.

"BUY THIS CREAM… IT WILL MAKE YOU YOUNG AGA-" and he fliped the channel, "HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS!" another commercial yelled, and he kept flicking through every channel there was.

What they would see would be many different stupid things that no one in the world cared about. They saw a lot of different movies too, but all of theme were about stupid things that no one in the world cared about.

"This is useless!" Trunks yelled, and Gohan said "Even Cabba would think this is all futile..." and they had no ideas at all.

They turned off the TV and crawled into bed, but behind them the TV turned itself on and from it proclaimed "USA! USA! USA!" and Trunks said what.

"HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO KILL CELL?!" it satrted, and Gohan said "uhhuh uhhuh," and then it started more "DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE SPORTS FESTIVEL TOO?" it continued to Trunks and Gohan.

Trunks and Gohan were wildly confused because it was not part of the time line in their world, so they looked at it more and had no ideas, for their heads were strewn about the universe.

""TRY STERIODS AND POISON! GIVE THE POISON TO CELL AND EAT THE STEROIDS!" it finished, and Trunks already thought of something similar, but did not know where to buy it "I know already, but where do I buy it!" Trunks screamed and shook the TV angerfully, and it then finished more "AT ANY GROCERY STORE NEAR YOU"

"AAAAHHH" Trunks threw a sword at the TV for stealing his idea and kicked it too, then Gohan grabed a gun and shot it in the face. And trunks beat it to death with a club and set it on fire

Gohan and Trunks were floundering about their room like barbaric labored Monkeys confused on their next task, only to soon be enlightened by a Christian Missionary.

They looked around and twisted their eyebrows all about stairing at many walls.

"I got it!" trunks revealed.

"I know what to do," Trunks said and left the building with Gohan trailing him too.

Trunks stepped through the apartment Halls and with every footstep a nother girl came to him and said "date me!" and he would put his hand up at them to hold them back, but they would lick it.

Trunks stopped and thought that he had a girl's spit on it, so he put his hand into his pants and rubbed his penis, but stopped to leave the spit on there for later

"That should suffice!" said Trunks and took Gohan with him to go to the grocery store.

They woddled into the parking lot of the store and looked kind of suspicious; however, they did it sneaklinly

Trunks was smart, so he knew just where to go; Gohan was also smart, but he was distracted by a sexy women strutting her butt in one of the iles and he got lost in the grocery store.

Trunks was sorting them all A-Z when Gohan was also doing that but with boobs. "I am from the future Gohan," Gohan said to the girl and she got wet. "Take me with you," the woman said in a longing manor. Gohan chuckled and sliped her a number into her panties and she moaned out loud and he said "There is more of that where it came from " and winked.

Trunks smirked at Gohan and laughed about him being sexy to girls and this almost blew Trunks cover. "Shoot! I have to remain clandestine" Trunks thought and ducked under some shelves. "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O…. P… Poison!" trunks spoke from under his lips.

Of course the poison was in the P's, so he he hopped into that ile and grabed as much poison as he needed, but an old hag saw him and said "Are those for the rats?" and he said no to her laughingly and she did not know he was a murderer because he laughed and it maybe was a joke.

Gohan was drowning in Vagina because all of the girls in the store wanted to have sex with him, but he had a mission he forgot. "Woh, Yippie! That's my penis!" Gohan said when someone slaped his long dong silver.

Gohan began to drift away in the boobs, carrying him away to a safe place unlike his own time line- but then he thought about the time lines and the likes off… Cellku!

"I have a mission…! Huaaaah!" He yelled and snached his pants back from a girl and slaped one with his penis because she was way too close to it. "Uhhh!" the girls said, becoming more horney, but understandingly.

Gohan's eye's bolted across every crevice of the room and saw the steroid section. That's it! And he jounced across the store to arrive infront of them.

He navigated the strongest steroids they owned. "Super Super Super Steroids for Bio Androids and Saiyans?" he read, knowing it was already there and playing around the whole time. Gohan was actually really smart, even though he just looked like a Womanizer

Gohan bagged the Steroids and Trunks bagged his Poison as well. They glided across the pavement and met in the middle "Did you get the Steroids," inquisitive Trunks, and Gohan smiled and asked it back and trunks smirked coolly too, almost like his dad.

A hip hop beat came on a trunks and gohan slowly walked to the cashier like the Men in Black and placed their items calmly on the station. The cashier was a young and hot girl and Master Roshi would have had sex with her if he was younger

She could not stop looking at Trunks and Goku at the cashier, and she said "Why do you need the Poison?" Gohan started to sweat, and they were almost busted on the spot, because the Poison was so strong it could kill 100 elephants once at a time.

They were almost wasted, and Gohan knew they were doomed; however, TRunks just flexed his arm and puckered his lips and looked at the girl behind the registeer and said to it "Yeah, I work out." and the girl relieved and said "Oh ok, here is my number"

And not only Gohan would be getting some action.

"Let's do it, Gohan..."

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