It was that night, and Vegeta's place was poping. This was because of all of the guys were there except of Piccolo and Krillin. There having a good time talking about Sports Festivals and their plans.
Shallot was there joking, and pulled out his phone. On it, there was a picture of Cell and Shallot said, "This is my Cell Phone, and was about to dial up Cell's number. But," Trunks didn't like that and punched, the Cell Phone out of Shalot's hand and to the wall.
Gohan Got the fire Extinigisher because Cell's Phone exploded into a million tiny pieces that were also on fire. Trunks was screaming and yelling
Everyone was so shocked that Trunks would do it, but not since it was Cell, but then Shallot did this...
:Haha," chucklde shallot, "That was not actually my phone!" and everyone knew the joke was funny and everyone knew it!
The party was rocking, and too was Goku. "This party is lit!" asked Nappa. Goku nodded, and it was true. Vegeta affirmed this and brought over some punches for them all. Nappa then thought it was true after seeing them think this because he was not a Original Thinker.
"Here," said Vegeta coolly as he gave Goku and Nappa punch. The punch was fruit punch, which was made by putting Sprite or 7 Up in juice, and it really lived up to i'ts name. Whenever Vegeta made punch, it was always Super good.
Napa drank some, and Goku did also. "Wowwwwie!" they both screached as they were metamorphicaly punched so hard by the punch that they flew out of their shoes and socks.
"This is delicouse!" said Nappa.
"Me too!" said Goku, aggreeing with Nappa.
Vegeta smirked and started, "It's a family recipe." Everyone knew that Vegeta's family was cool, but wow!
Goku got secretly blushed under his shirt and said, uhh I need to go to the bathroom. He closed the door and shut it behind him and thought this: "V-Vegeta and his family… they do know there way around cooking..." he did not know why he felt kind of horney by it, but he was starting to?
Goku looked around the rooms for many things, but mostly something to cool down his shirt because under it he was heating up. He looked down and his pants were squirming about it because was he getting horney?
"AAAH, Why is my penis growing? Caulifla is not here to sex with me!" he wondered deep inside himself. Perhaps it was the mear thought of Vegeta that made any man crazy, and it was Goku? I don't think so.
Goku's penis flopped out of his pants and onto the floor with his balls rubbing the tiles, he picked it up and started to rub it for some reason? It was almost like he was having sex, but with himself. "Wow… what is making me feel like this." he asked and he kept doing it because it actually felt good.
Goku was a tough, but emotional man and was going through a lot of things, so he needed a relaxeing break from his normal life, and he did not leave the Bath Room. His mind was jumping to many ropes like a conclusion and he had a hard time letting go of his penis and rubbing too.
But then...
His slaped on the wall and moved down a candle which lit his penis and roundies on fire! "AAAAHHH!" He thought and turned on the bath and waited for it to fill with water, "AHHHH My Penis is on fire!" and then he slaped his penis into the water and put it out the fire .
Then all of the water became whiter instead, Shallot would have said this too.
Somewhere else They were all lining up to get punches, and Vegeta was scrambling to make more because it was just so popular so. "This is racket!" Vegeta said in all the chaso.
Nappa was putting his footware back on because his feet were too stinky for anyone to bear. This caused him to have to be at the back of the line.
"Dad, I mean vegeta, could you teach me how to make this?" nosed Trunks.
"Hmph, I would only do that if you were my son or somthing!" Vegeta huffed. Vegta sauntered away from the punch to do other fun slumber party things while Trunks was hmming and humphing about how to tople the monopoly his punch.
He was walking over to where Nappa and Shallot were now, but he heard commotion from the living room, and it wqas from Gohan. He was playing a Racing Game with Andorid 17. "Haha, I win again," said ANdroid 17, and Gohan was throwing hands at the cieling.
"Grr… This timeline is wack!" seethed Gohan beause 17 beat him at the racing game and he was form the Future. Even though Gohan was the Future, he couldn't ever beat 17 because he was a Cool Robot and knew the game's tricks. This was all funny.
Vegeta humphed and sat down. "I could beat him anyday," he explained, and they all aggreed to it and clapped him up and your the best at him.
"Well, I won to much. Vegetta, lets go get some food." 17 looked at Vegeta.
"Yeah! We can cook!" said Vegeta, doning his apron. 17 also did that and they pranced at the kitchen.
17 and Vegeta were like Batman and Robin for cooking, and they were just so good at doing it! They were laughing and smirking the whole time, and looked so cool at everyone.
Just then Goku clocked out of the Bath Room and sneaked his way down stairs to meet with the others, but would you know it, Vegeta was not in there and Goku's eyes for some reason wanted to see him.
"My eyes want to find Vegeta!" thought him and trotted down the stairs like a giraffe looking for Vegeta. Goku's penis was still all big from earlier, but it got smaller from the fire, so no one can see it right now.
Then Goku's head did a backflip to see Vegeta and Android squaring up in the kitchen to make some food to cook! "What!" he spoke.
"I don't know why, but 17 is making me so mad! I can't ever figure it out!" thought Goku as he watches them longly. He didn't like how 17 was so close to Vegeta, and to him they looked like they were both wives making diner for their polygamouse husband.
Normally, only a gay person would be mad about it, but Goku was not that so it was all a mystery. Gohan could see it, and knew that it was.
"Hey Dad, said Gohan."
"Whats up," asked Goku. "ot much how of yourself?"said Gohan? Goku agrees to that and sighs:
"I am having troubles with it!" Goku explained.
"That's pretty weird, but i think it is fine," says Gohan like a consoler. "If you have to know, you could go up to him and ask it."
Goku's mind was dancing loops around the race tracks of his head and saying things like this and that, but mostly "Vegeta! Vegeta! Don't kiss him!" he jounced his way to the kitchen to declare Vegeta;
But before he could make it, an unthinkabel thing hapens...
"Oh no! Why is the oven on fire?!" alarmed Vegeta. And r17 was beeping in a sexy way.! Why did he leave it on, ask and you shall recieve: "Vegeta forgot to turn the nob off when he put it in the microwave!"
Goku looked at the fire with his eyes staring at it like a campfire and said "Serves you right." Then he was toddling away when suddenly Vegeta cried out "AAAAHHH" and Goku's eyes looked back at the fire and then Vegeta! With mercy.
!7 turned into a Extiningisherand Vegeta started shooting and waving him all around like he was a gun shooting fish, but it was fire; however, the fire was going at an alarming speed and he was shocked and surprised.
Goku kept screaming and he screamed. Everyone did not know of this because they were dancing and boping. Goku fell to the floor defeated and said "It's too hot to handle" and cried a river that put out the fire, and Vegeta saw this. "Goku" he said emotionly.
Then he turned back on his gay temptation and said to 17 "Haha" and said it too.
All of the chaos was way over, and Trunks was relaxeing upstairs.
The moon was out bright out and Trunks saw this and said "I am stinky!" then he tumbled to the shower to shower in it and not have a sex one, but he could have if he wanted. He stepped in like a naked person and grabed the knobs and tilted them like a See Saw. "Hahaha!" trunks acknowledged and moved the knobs left and right to figure it out, but then…
"AAAAHHH" he said, burning to death; it was way way too hot to handle. Then Trunks moved it left and said "BRRRR!" he isfreezing to death now. He could just not get it right and he kept doing this back and forth back and forth until then.
"Ahhh, Just Right!" but then… "AAAAAAHHH!" he said once more when a soap jumped of the shelve and moved the nob. Even thought Trunks was smart, he was no match for Vegeta's shower fixtures.
(Later)
"Wow, this was one crazy party humph" Vegeta said in bed with the others. "Yeah," said Gohan tucking into his bed, Trunks agreed doing this too, but also texting the girl he met earlier and jumbling his nuts around, he really was Vegeta's son.
Goku was slinking around the doorway about to enter in a metaphor about his Gay Urges for Vegeta kissing, but he quickly ran away from the door and outside and all the way home to have sex with Caulifla a lot instead
Everyone was so worked around from the day and was drowned out in exhaustion. Nappa was in the corner eating burritos and chimichangas and grinning at everyone because he might have farted, or he might have not
Shallot was sleeping on the floor next to Master Roshi and he was looking at dirty girl magizines.
Everyone's eyes were shutting, and "WHAM!" said a pillow hitting their faces all at once and they looked up and Freiza! was flying inthe room! And Hitting them with Pillows left and right!
"HO HO HO! I am the best at this!" he said and did more. He tore a pilow in two and clapped vegeta with it and Vegeta got mad. Take this! Vegeta said and one shot Frieza with a pillow.
Then Trunks came up behind and pulled down Fireza's pants and everyone laughed at him. "Haha Cell stronger than me but it doesnt matter because I will train tomorrow!" Vegeta said and Frieza got mad.
Tarzan was eating Coolly Boppers in the back and making loinclothes for everyone to wear and said "Me Tarzan, you Vegeta, you cool, take this me made." And Tarzan handed Vegeta one because he was the best there. They all wore loinclothes and pronounced Frieza as a loser.
Nappa went outside to fart like a Smokeing Break and when he did "WHOOOOOOPPPHHH" and all of his clothes blew off and fell into Vegeta's window on the top floor.
"Oh no my clothes are gone," Nappa said! Nappa sccreamed and went at Vegeta's door naked but then Goku almost answered, so Nappa ran around back screaming.
"I AM NAKED!" he said ran more in circles and he peepee ran up and down with him like a naked man outside.
Nappa hid in one bush and two bushes and e. Nappa triped on a stick and rolled into a world of hurt and came out even more naked. "AAHH OOFF OOAAHHH WWOOOWWWWWWW!" Nappa shriked like a girl. Then Nappa danced around in circles like a African tribeman mom crying after childbirth because the kids would die from famine.
Nappa's head vascillated back and forth looking for an escape from Nudity and he saw in his eyes a way out. "If I run into that bush and not those other ones I WILL NOT BE MAKED!" Napa was and idiot and it would not work.
He rolled fast and flung into the bush. And then he looked down and saw he was still naked. "OH MY GOD!" he said, "I am still naked!" he said like a dumb idot confused at the world. Trunks moved outside and he was going to take a pee and said "Hey that bush is nice for me to pee!" and did ten backflips over to it like an athlete.
Now Trunks unzipped his pants and right before he peed everywhere he saw one thing… "NAPA!" he cried out like a scared girl seeing a serial murder in the shower!
Nappa covered his pants and said "Pipe down or they will find out."
Trunks'es face almost looked like a tard because he did not understand it. Nappa then said "Watch out!" and Trunks accidentally zipped his pant's too far low and then all of his clothes fell right away.
(Inside)
"It is so hot and sweaty in here" Vegeta said and turned on a fan, but when he did it he also touched his penis by accident!. 17 was a robot and said "? Don't touch that" Blushing! And Goku saw this and blush too! Then Goku got so mad and screamed and screamed and his hair almost became yellow! But then… "KAIOKEN!" Goku said, and punched at 17 and he caught it somehow.
Master looked it and said "Hmmmm, he has done my technique! FOR SEX! In Battle? But Goku is not gay!" Master just had no idea how Goku learned the kaioken so fast without ever seeing it before.
Then Goku threw one more red colored punch at 17 and he deflected the punch and Goku's hand accidentally opened up and grabed Vegeta's penis this time!
"AAAAH!" Vegeta said and Goku too said it and then Goku's foot went around and kicked at 17 and he kicked it away because 17 was stronger then kaioken.
Vegeta's penis flew back and hit Goku because he let go and he screamed again loosely and the penis flew back again because physics do it and it sliped into Goku's mouth and Goku fell down and his pants flew off and GOku's butt landed on 17's foot and pushed a button because he was a Robot and 17's penis got big from this and flew into Vegeta's mouth too and 17's butt fell on Piccolo who screamed "Hey stop!".
It was a mad house and Gohan was held up in the bathroom because every time he turned on the sink white stuff would come out of it from earlier. Shallot was on the flor minding his own business and MasterRoshi Came out and screamed "NOOOOO!"
Everything was going to ruin! Vegetatried to get his mouth off the penis and tried to spit it out but instead: He accidentally sucked it instead! Then Goku felt scared and accidentally sucked on Vegeta' too! 17 Screamed in a sexy way because he was insecure about being gay, but was not
Gohan stood up and said "It looks so gay in here!" and Shallot would have agreed but he is sleeping all the way.
(Outside)
"All of my clothes are flying away because of the fan!" Trunks said like an observatory person. Now Trunks and Nappa were naked men and scared and surprised.
Nappa and trunks were wandering a round like ballerinas and twinkled into a bush both naked. "Trunks had an Idea and said Look up there nappa,: it was a window"
Trunks and Nappa almost felt gay by being naked but they felt that there was so much gay happening that they couldn't be from them.
Nappa had the first idea that was Smart ever and said "I will- Uuuuhhh- boost You up!" and Trunks brain looked around and saw it was the smartest thing ever.
Nappa looked out first to see if there was any penises and there werent "The coast is clear trunks!" and then Trunks came out and closed his eyes not to see a single penis from nappa, and Nappa lifted Trunks right up and pushed him in the air like a pringles can being tossed by a Litterer.
Trunks was Air Born and looked into the window and saw some rope and a guy eating. "I have to be stealthy or else I will be seen!" and he snuck around in the window looking for theRope and the guy looked back from his music and said "Huh?"
Then Nappa came up and said "Nice work Trunks" and high fived, and the from the noise of the high five and said "Hey!" But the shock wave from the high five rippeled through Napa and made him fart so bad behind them that it flung the guy into outer space and he landed on the moon.
The door creaked open and Nappa nd Trunks found there way into it. "BLING" said the clothes when they looked them up; YEAH! Trunks said like a boss seeing that they were in there.
"I've got you!" Trunks said and backflipped his way to the Clothes undetected because he was so fast and had his Clothes. Now Nappa was teetering and tottering like a naked man hiding in a house.
"AAAAAHHHH!" cried nappa and ran right in dodging any eyes, But they were all naked and looking Gay? In there anyway so they really didn't notice any thing wired about the hole situation.
"I am not naked!" said nappa and put on the clothes and his Balls and Penis back inside.
Piccolo was standing in the middle of the room yelling and everyone was going crazy. Nappa and Shallot were reunited and said "Stop it". Now everyone was trying to stop being gay and it could not.
"My penis is stuck on Goku!" Vegeta said and 17 said back "My penis is stuck in Vegeta mouth!" They were all tied up. It was a mystery all about how they were Tied Up.
"OH HO HO!" said frieza and glue from his hand. The Glue was in Frieza's hand. Everyone's eyes looked at Frieza who causes the gay stuff. Nappa cracked his hands and said "I'll take out the trash"
THen Nappa jumped Frieza and landed on his head. "Get off me fart Monkey!" Frieza shrielded and Trunks kicked out Frieza's knees and Gohan hit him on the head with a chair.
Shallot turned into one Super Saiyan and said at Frieza "Your dead!" and wound up his hands to punch him right in the Butthole; but Shalot was too tired and acidently missed and punched the Train of Sex happening and it hit them.
"AAAAHHH" Goku 17 and Piccolo and Vegeta said flying into the air like a Barrel of Monkeys. "We are free! " said Goku and put his Thing away.
"Huh?" said Super Saiyan Shallot and put his fists away to not punch Freeza anymore.
Nappa almost pooped because he was just farting around that Evening.
"Haha, I can't wait for tomorrow at School!" Vegeta said happy to be free.
"You win this time Saiyan but I will win next time and after that!" and he jumped out the window and got in a Taxi and said "Here is money drive!" and he did.
It was a happy ending for everyone, but thne Piccolo checked his pants and said "My wallet is gone, Frieza took it," and Piccolo jumped out the window to chase frieza because Greens needed all the money they could get.
"Uh oh" Vegeta said and laughed. Everyone else did laught now too.
"Alls well that ends well haha..." but Cell had other plans...
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