A sunny sunny Thursday evening showed it's face to Vegeta from above and Vegeta smiled back, waking up late today because it was one day before the Sports Festival and he was feeling great to relax.

Vegeta was a bad boy, so he did not care to miss school at all.

But then… Nappa barged into his room yelling and covered in poop and smoke and demanded Vegetas acknowledgement.

"VEGETA VEGETA! Oh No! It's all gone to ruin!" panicked napa and Vegeta looked at him too and said "What is it happening?!" and then Nappa's eyes glazed like a bull hornet screaming on fire and he was the bull and he said "It's Friday and We are not ready for the Sports Festival and it is in 1 minute!"

What in the world? The Sports festival was suposed to be tomorrow and not today Nappa you idiot!

but then, Vegeta saw the calendar and the entire day was missing!

Vegeta's face sunk into the floor and hes eyes popped out of his head and he fell over like he was dead. Nappa came to console him. "Over here Vegeta, it's okay, you win every year ever!" "You're the best Vegeta!"

But Vegeta knew all along about the future and the Cells, and Nappa forgot because he was dumb.

Vegeta was on the ground and Nappa was standing up from the ground looking to Vegeta from above, and this was normal because Nappa was taller then Vegeta was, but this time Vegeta saw it figuritively.

Vegeta lollygagged all off his time and it was time to end…

It may have been too late for Vegata, because Cell was the strongest ever in the universe today, but maybe would not have been if he had been yesterday.

"I'm leaving now... to do what I must do," Vegeta said to Nappa. "Goodbye Vegeta! Go to the Sports Festival and Win It!"

Then all of the sudden, Goku charged Vegeta's house and kept bumping into trash cans and lamps on the way to it "Oww Oof Ahhhhh! AAAHH!" then he accidently tripped and rolled up in a carpet and went at Vegeta.

Now he was beat up like Nappa too. "Vegeta… It's a bust!"

Vegeta now knew that something was weird, because he also analyzed the ground and saw the aged wood was only one day older than yesterday, but it should have been two because he read the rings that way.

"What the frick is a miss here?" He said, but then Paragus kicked down his door and said "VEGETA YOU HAVE TO GO TO SPORTS FESTIVAL NOW!" but trunks came behind him and put the bag from the store over his head.

"Silly old Coot!" Trunks said and stepped through the door anyway to announce something impotant. And Everyone leaned in close like cavemen around a campfire eating roasted potbelly pig. Vegeta harked and Nappa did it too, Goku was it too.

Trunks put his finger up: "I was watching the sky last night and all of its signs," Trunks said and put another finger up: "When all of the sudden, the moon came by and it actually was the sun!" Trunks was wilded about this because the sun only came around in the morning, and not at night.

"So who could it be?" Vegeta asked like a genus and Nappa asked "Why could it be?" like an idiot not knowing that it had to be something who made it happen, and Vegeta did know this.

Trunks put up a single more finger and said: "That's just it! After the slumber party I went home and Gohan and me found a girl to have sex with!" And everyone smiled and said "eeeehehe, Trunks you dirty dog," and he smirked and winked and his lips smacked on each other.

"So Gahon and me were taking this girl home and we pulled out our pants and stuck our penises into her vaginas and she said UHH UHH UHH like that" and everyone moved their heads deep to listen more and laughed because it was sex, and "Then she said OOH AAHH TRUNKS AND GOHAN UHH," and it was so sexy.

"Okay, Tch, So Get on with it," Vegeta said tucking his penis in when all of the others were out because He was hearing about sex, but it was with Trunks so he got uncomfortbale.

"But that is just it," spoke once more trunks, "So Gohan and I were having sex and She turned around when we were doing it to her and said "UHH… Trunks" with an laugh that sounded like Cell" and then she turned around and it was always Cell!

Goku screamed and looked at phone and a bug wingding (penis) appeared and he yelled. And Vegeta said "Why I otta" and rolled up a sleeve.

Then Cell flew out the window like a bottle rocket and into space and maybe did all sorts of things? There was much to be discovered, and Vegeta was the explorer to do it.

"What!" Vegeta asked, and then Trunks elaborated even more to say: "Yes and before it happened Gohan blasted white stuff into him and made him pregant!"

And Gohan opened his mouth "yes, and because I have DNA from Goku it made Cellku!"

Everyone was intrigued, astonished, and bewildered. Why would the perfect bug man do it!

Then, scarefully a Frieza footstep came downthe stairs and said he to them "I don't like that something happened, but it is today and I am too weak for the Sports Festival!" Frieza was dumb and always skipped gym, but now he knew that Vegeta was way way better than him than normal.

Vegeta chuckled and said "Haha Frieza, you are weaker than me!" and Frieza got red upstairs and said "SHUT UP MONKEY!" and he shot a laser behind him that blew up the moon to show that he was no deal.

Frieza would not like that TardRoom, because of the Monkeys, but he sometimes acted like he was a Monkey or Tard himself when he acted out.

Frieza was now demanding what happened and no one on earth knew, but then Trunks said "I think I might have an answer..." and he looked up into the Sky and talked about the way the solar system works, but before he could finish explaining…

"PPPPHHMMMMPPPHHHH!" a sound made, and another time machine beamed down, and out stepped… Nappa?! He was covered in bruises and battles like he was a banana that fell from a ceiling fan, and he had a metal arm.

"Humph, the Sky," Future Nappa gesticulated, and Nappa could not believe his eyes.

"I am… Future Nappa!" Future Nappa introduced the world. Everyone looked like a civilized apes and looked like they just ate a tricerotops from the wild.

Frieza walked up to him and said "What makes you so great? Ohoho." and put his tail on him, but then Future Nappa grabed Frieza's tail and swung Him a round like a yo yo.

"Woooaaaooooaaahhhaaahhooo!" Frieza screamed like a girl or gay tail man. And was slammed by Future Napa on the ground.

Nappa ran up and looked at Future Nappa's eyes and face and muscles and said to him "WHo are you!" and then Future Nappa said "I am… Future Nappa!" Future Nappa introduced himself.

Future Nappa's cape looked over his sholder and they saw it. Nappa's fingers went into the Air and pointed as Nappa explained "We have to go back into time to reverse the affects that Cell did! Because the day went by somehow too fast!" It had to be Cell, and Nappa had knew it because he was From The Future.

"Attention!" Future Nappa called and all of them put there arms down like wood planks. Nappa walked by slowly and grimacing at there faces to see what makes them sweat. "GRR!" Future Nappa barked at Shallot and Shallot laughed but peed a little.

"ARF!" Future Nappa said to Vegeta but Vegeta just crosed his arms and said "Haha humph, you think that would work on me I'm the best!" and laughed more at Future Nappa and he knew he was the one…

Then Future Nappa made all sorts of weird noises at all of the people around until he found the suitable ones for companionship. "The results are in" Nappa from the Future said to all of them

And they sat at the edge of their seats and waited and Nappa siad: "The first one is… Nappa!" and Nappa jumped off his feet and said "Haha *Fart* Yippie!" and laughed. Then Nappa from the Future said "Shalot!" and Shalot said "Oh boy!"

Future Nappa was like a gray stallion with a bald head, impossible to for tell his next action, and Vegeta did not know it and got so scared because nappa said this "And… For… the last one to come…. "And Everyone bit their nails right off as Future was saying it: "M.." and Master stood up and put down his hat.

"A..." Future Nappa said and everyone resigned to the idea that master would go…

"May best friend Vegeta ever!" Future Nappa said and smile like a mad man and it was clear that he was just an idiot and could not spell! Because now Vegete was going too!

"HOOHA!" Vegeta said and jumped into the Time Machine as Trunks and Gohan waved and admired the design on the machine that said "NAPA PRODUCING COMPANY" and laughed at it

Dramatic music started to play and then Trunks and Gohan looked into the sky as the TimeMachine took off with Nappa Vegeta Shallot and Nappa of the Future. It was a conducive moment and everyone knew it.

The sky opened like a vagina and they Machine into it. Everyone was waving good bye and Goku said "Heeeeelp meeeee" because Cell was having sex with him and Vegeta saw this from the Machine and said "I will change it all!"

Future Nappa put up the blinds and they were in Hyper Space now. "Why do we have to put up the blinds?" Shallot asked in a way. And Nappa says… "Take a look..." and Future Nappa felt his Robot arm onto a button and pressed it.

"Zip" the blinds said and it was Cell was laughing and saying lots of things: "Haha Vegeta is gay!" "Shallot is not funny at all!" "Nappa is failed High School and stinks! " and he also said this: "Hahaha…. I am having sex with Goku"

Nappa put down the blinds and the Hyper Space was still out there. Vegeta's eyes flew around his head and bulged out at Futuer Nappa and he said "All those time lines they are so bad"

Everyone pouted like babies and then Veggeta said more "but it will all be fixed!" and did a smirk like a bad boy like he was. Vegeta was a brave and sexy cool leader and all of them agreed unanimously upon it.

The Nappas but not Future nappa were scared unlike Vegeta who was always brave and cool. It was now time to land in the time line from before and the Machine knew it so it started shaking like crazy. "Wooooaaaaah" they all said and flew out the other side like a baby being born from a hot girl vagina.

They landed somewhere… and it was in the school? "Owie," said Future Nappa and hit his head again, then Vegeta's head came up from the rubbel and he said "Hah, that was fun" and was so buff that it not hurt him at all.

Vegeta moved his head upward and smirked so wide that his teeth were exposed and white; but then he heard a weird noises coming from the broom closet and said "What could this have been?"

Shallot said "Maybe he is rubbing his penis or something haha," Shallot said and everyone could not stop laughing at the penis idea. It was so funny!

But then Paragus gusted out of the closet and his penis was showing and he had so many donuts in his hand and he said "NO I AM NOT!" and Shallot saw the donut and it had creme on it so he said "Haha that is glazed with white stuff!" and it wasn't but they knew that and laughed. Shallot was the funny one of the group.

Someone stoll his belt so he hid in the closet with his Penis so they could not see it and he really loved to eat lots of donuts and snacks, but he was a Saiyan so he was not a Fat Kid.

"Nappa got up and said Dude someone stole your belt!' to him and Paragus said "Yes it was Cell." So they instantly jumped into action through the window and landed on their feet. They whipped their heads back and forth looking for Cell but could not find him at all.

"What are we gonna do " said Future Nappa and Vegeta said "I know!" and Vegeta did hand stands to his skateboard and started flying on it and he knew he was the one.

Vegeta was the most athletic ever to them and looked so cool, but maybe not to Cell. They flew behind Vegeta carefully and Vegeta was riding the sky and wind, but they heard a loud screaming annoying Voice with a tail and wondered who it was.

"Who is it!" Vegeta said and zipped his head around to see it and saw Nappa's bald head and tail and said "Oh" but then he got hit in the face with a Big Penis from an Arcosian warrior, and that was Frieza!

"AAAHHH!" Frieza said, and Vegeta said "Ow, why am I being hit with a penis?" but it was actually Friezas' tail instead and not his penis this time line because everyone knew it wasnt that big.

Future Nappa had a anurism and said "What" but then he remembred that he threw Frieza into the wormhole all along. As they were flying to the house that Cell was having sex at last night, They saw Trunks and Gohan walking from Vegeta's house in their memories and Said "Hey don't have sex!" to them and they said Ok over the phone.

But then… Shallot's looked upward and said "It's black," and the Sky was dark now? And they looked up and saw Cell up there and he was going to the Sun! "What's he doing up there!" Future Nappa inquisited, and Cell said "Hahaha I am going to Fly the Sun around the Earth and it will be the next day and Vegeta will lose!"

And he went at the sun and started to push it and everyone freaked and said "What are we going to do," and then they saw one man flying at the sun and it was… "Future Nappa!"

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Future Nappa was saying and pushing at the same time and Cell said "Huh? What?" and Future Nappa was screaming and crying even trying to avenge the death of his Family. "The oath of a true warrior is mine to pronounce!" he proclaimed and pronounced too and Threw the Sun back at Cell and Cell could not catch it because Nappa's aim was that good.

"It's like a sports, So Nappa is good at it," Frieza said because he needed to. For once eveyrone agreed to Frieza because it was the only time he was right ever. "What? Why is it happening!" Cell said like an angry dude.

"Because you're evil!" Future Nappa Said coolly and started to power up more to finish what was started. His mustache began to get more yellow and more and more until it was almost complete. "Oh my god" Frieza said to a Super Monkey like that.

But then… "POW!" said Future Nappa's chest and he was hit in the stomach by Cell who could teleport. "You think your hot" Cell asked to him and he said yeah, "Well then try this!" Cell said and threw Future Nappa at the sun and he said "Nooooo! Vegeta!"

Cell was cackling like an evil woman eating two children but was a perfect bug man instead, but then something unthinkabel happened… "Gotcha," a man said from behind.

"What?" Cell said once more, and looked back and it was… Bardock? "Gotcha," Barcok said and looked back and said "Heh" at all of them

A guitar came on and his headband was ripe red, like the Blood of a bug man into the sun would be. "Bardock!" everyone said confusedly because this never happened in any time line ever but this one now.

"It's over now," Bardock, who was radits' and Goku dad, said. Then Bardock started flying into the sun with Cell in his arms and Cell was crying like a baby the whole time.

"You are a loser!" Bardock said, then he said "Heh, You are a loser kid!" Bardock was getting faster every time he said these thing to him, "I will kill you!" Bardock was saying and flying at Lightning Sppeed into the sun.

Bardock went right at the Sun and passed Future Nappa who was almost about to flying into it. Bardock pulled his fist back and punched Cell into the Sun, but before he went in, Cell stopped and said "Your done fore… and this whole planet!" and started to get mad, but then...

Future Napas hand flew all the way back and grabbed Cell's leg and threw him back over at the Sun and Cell stopped again; now Cell is flying right at Bardock and Future Nappa and his hands are in the back to make him more Airo Dynamic

Bardock looked up and down at Nappa and Future Nappa said "It's ready now," and smirked and they knew just What They were doing now, together.

Cell started to charge a Kamehame ha, and Nappa turned a round. "It's almost ready," bardock said and Nappa said "Haha"

"HAAAA!" Cell said and Bardock did a flip and put Nappa in front of the beam and said "NOW!"

"PPPPHHHHMHMMMMMPPPHHHMMMM" the fart said and beamed so fast it over powered Cell and he said "Oh. My. God." and would have flown into the Sun, but he actually missed?. But before he did, he grabed Future Napas leg and said and Napa screamed.

"Aaaaah," Cell said, "You will rue the day you crossed me! ALways!" Cell said.

Future Nappa did not go through the sun though and he went right into it and burnt and died forever. It was the saddest day ever but also the best one because this meant that Vegeta had one big shot to win it all. "Humph..." Vegeta said like a sad man.

"Noooo!" everyone said because Futuer Nappa was dead forever; but Cell was defeated forever too. "AAAAHHHH VEGETA!" Future Nappa said again as he was burning up to death. "Nappa!" Vegeta said and his eyes got wetter than normal, almost like he was about to cry. Which he would not.

"Aahhh, Uhhh, ooohhhhh," Future Nappa said in the Sun, and everyone was crying but Vegeta so loud. "Vegeta, Change the Future more, please… don't let Cell win for your dad!... and… for Goku..." and Vegeta's eyes got more wet like The Lake.

Future Nappa's eyes also cried, but Vegeta's tears were held captive. Future Nappa's tears flew out of the sun and landed into Vegeta's Hands. Future "Nappa," Vegeta seldomed.

But then "Vegeta..." Nappa said from behind and Vegeta's tail went up and went over his mouth to hush him. Then they all flew into the Sex-looking wormhole they made earlier.

On The way home they were flying home and they heard a piercing Voice or person with a tail, and they looked over their hairs and saw that "It is Frieza!" Vegeta said.

"You forget about me!" Frieza said and teleported into the Machine because he was so fast actually. "Off we go!" Shallot, Nappa, Frieza, and Vegeta said and did.

When they got home, GOku was not having sex with Cell anymore and he ran up smiled and said "Guys you all did it! We are saved !" and smiled. But Master Roshi slowly walked to them and said "Good Job putting Cell to Space," like a wise old Sex Master.

Trunks and Gohan said to them to confirm it all: "We did not have sex in this time line." and Goku and Vegeta nodded with Shallot and Nappa cause they knew.

But Raditz came out from Goku's house and said "Oh my god! Future Nappa was turned into Frieza!" and they all screamed, but then remembered what actually happened and took off there hats to slalute it.

Vegeta felt like his bubble could burst, even though it was so strong. "I'm going home now, Goku," he said to Goku. Vegeta's legs began to walk to his house, which was right outside, but a little far away because it was not Goku's House where they are.

Vegeta crawled up the steps and got through his door. In hes room, he thought about his Dad and also Future Nappa. His eyes had water about to stream out of them like logs on a river, but they would not yet.

Vegeta was a tough Guy and knew that he would have to get buff and strong for the Sports Festivel soon enough…

A Green Man knocked at Vegeta's door, and he knew it was piccolo because no one else was green where he knew. And Goku actually followed him (Vegeta) up there before this.

"What, do you want!" Vegeta asked, and the door kind of opened ajar, but then it really did and Piccolo stepped into it.

"I brought someone with me," and two fat guys stepped out from behind piccolo.

And they look angry at Goku and Vegeta! And they had something to say...

"Oh my God!" said Goku and Vegeta!

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